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Can the sex be so good that you feel disrespected?

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whenever she call you mean she is looking or has already been fucking with someone else. Pack your shit soon cause she not going to stop until you leave her alone.$100.00

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shout out tp all the fathers. Hope you still holding it down dispite all the bullshit you face in the no excuse land of men. Protect your daughters kiss them on the forehead on a regular no matter how much she misbehaves. This way she will oneday reflect on your love and passion to protect her. Raise your sons to be men take him outside to dig a hole cut a tree limb down take some kite string teach him how to make a bow and arrow this will learn him to take his time for the perfection he seeks. Give him high fives on a regular because this is what team does to stay in the winning zone. Happy fathers day! Because caint noone be a daddy like you!!

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what would your sex super hero power be based from your last sex act.

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Why is it whenever men give head they look like they are searching for their misplaced G.I. Joes and when ladies do it they look like some vicious,evil,beedy, eyed soul collector. Its the eyes yea it the eyes and the drull!! lol!!!

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If yo girls mouth air smelled foul would you A. think it was from your balls and not say anything or B. grow a pair and tell her so that yall can laugh together. I would do just about anything to make my boo smile!!

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Get up shut the oooh!!! up and go hard!!! Take the only b.s. nessary and this stands for better sex if you haven't heard it heals every kind of itis. lets go!!!

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When did being nice,kind,helpful,understanding,and concerned become the wrong shit to do and be for humanbeings on earth?

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The only thing wrong with going hard is not going at all.

Even the baby eagle was scared,and amazed whenever it first took into the air to fly. But once it realized how good the amazement felt it knew that it was born to do it. The same is to say for the lion,wolf,and the shark. Now reflect on you the person who has somehow at some point managed to captured them all. Your birth has no limits besides the ones you give power to. Keep pushing!!!

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yeah they r going to say and do shit 2 and about you 2 the point that you may want to crumble, because they are not here to live or die your life for you. God is always the planner of the creation now with you being the creation. Those who do that to you and say that about you only does so and says so to the creator. Your plan is what he has given you so fear not what they say or do but live because it is him who created you not them who are after or attacking you. Keep pushing!!!

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Ihave grown to accept the fact that in every section of time. People are going to hate you,love you,use you,abuse u,miss lead you,guide u,heal u,never take you for granted, but your gratest persons will be those who lead you to peace of mind while maintaining loyalty,and the honesty of what your life offers and not how u you are trapped inside of yourself made darkness with no light or door that leads to no place. If the strong is in your life it may be because you r weak or that you need to discover peace of mind in order to for you to find your hidden strength. love the self that you invest in people and the return it gives.

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No 1. is trying to put fear in you. However Something can make you stop your b.s. no matter what you have.Fact#0.

Girls become short and cold whenever they are getting better sex from someone else. She has lost respect for the man she has been with. On the other hand the man becomes more understanding or chillaxed because the other bitches wet and crazy sex game got him on ease. All he needed was some steam to flatten him out. look for the picture. Sex is some magical language all we have to do is listen for it.

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2 All the mothers black,white,yellow,brown,red,and green. Everyone of you make the difference when things in life appear to be a little mean. When a man hugs his wife,kisses any girl she too is another addition to the forever mother tree given to this world. So thank you for every ounce of love,tears,blood,ass whooping,and cheers. Because none of what I am saying,living,thinking,or seeking would be possible if you had not been who and what you are and forever will be over the years. Thank you is all that I can say my tears of silence are for you Happy Mothers Day. :rjjr:

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Truth is that life is the only fight where you have to keep swinging even after you get KOed!! because a KO does not mean it is over neither does not breathing.So stay swinging everyday you arise because you are born kicking ass!! :rjjr:

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If 1 of the 2people are always keeping score in a relationship. then someone is super unhappy because keeping score puts the focus on what someone should say and do to keep up rather than what they do to show their love. keeping score is not love it is a method for seeing who is winning a game. True happiness starts when there is no need for score keeping anymore. keeping score is a clear sign of the undeveloped mind. Love has no score because it is never been a game.

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Shout out to the wonderful soul of Whitney Houston for sanging the song "you give good love to me"

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Well here we go its whip it work it hump it day. Let the glory free like the b in the beat!!

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Well here we go its whip it work it hump it day. Let the glory free like the b in the beat!!

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If I said yo ass is fat. Then yes I guess Its true I do have a dirty mind. because it looks outstanding in yoga pants.

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arthur schopenhauer/every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. as long as there is room to grow its one less ingredient you need for scuccess never restrict what is desgined to grow

samuel johnson/Distance has the same effect on the mind as on the eye. In this case carefully place your goals.

I wonder why some caint be happy like tits out of bra!!! they always look happy to me when they cut loose.

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in reference to sport motivation. Slam the ball on a hatter and rub the balls across and under his nose like a nose peircing.

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Don't try and be a good friend just be one. Get your ass up and go get some dam icecream and shit!!!

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Most of the time I be on some regular shit.Thanking the whos,loving myself,trying to come up. feeling the sun touch my skin and shit. I truly feel like since I have made it this far I still got some way to go. so between now and then I will be rolling soaking it all up dismissing the bullshit.

Let's see now pay check to pay check. The cost of living 56,000 per year per person. $8.50, $12.00, or let's say $15.00 per hour. Only allowed to work 40 to 60 hours every one to two weeks. Poverty for entire famlies as well as indiviguals at 15% and growing.Where do we see ourselves in 25 years at this rate. numbers don't lie if we don't have that someone who can fix,adress,or even relate to these important issues we won't need to worrie about 25years from now. Hint A billionair has no reason to be concerned with matter this small because it does not make his world turn. Why would a snake be worried about what hippo eats,or sleeps in.

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Hope for what they won't. Pray for what you see but never crave satisfaction for it shall remain forever unatainable.

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Never let someones opinion get in the way of what you are instinctivly driven to do. In the quest of greatness They may say that idea of yours sucks while they find it stupid and funny but the hunger that cries to be fed rages with such an unreconcilenable drive that not even you yourself or anyone for that matter knows what is truly seeking to be satisfied. All I know is that to disagree with speed,force,and mathamatics is just the same to me as not understanding how the eye blinks while telling someone who does its not possible. That very same drive is not an emotion where as that opinion someone has of your idea is.

Ain't nothing wrong when you do tha butt all night long!!! yeah,yeah,

When you got way too much booty twerking in supposedly safer in the shower alone.

If your love is a little weak go out a do at least one push up for love today. kiss a stranger on the forehead and put a dollar in their sight to build up your love level.

I got them belly button shirts on sale for $3.99.

Why would you leave Mr. Mrs. right for Sr. or Madam left.

Are you feeling a little crusty? If so put on a new pair of underwear and feel soft.

A good man once said to me a man will take a ass kicking oneday but the next day that same man who take that ass kicking because getting your ass kicked don't make you. What you choose to do from that moment on defines who you are and exactly what you are made of. Never give in to weakness while strength is calling and comming to aid you for the up comming storm that you have chosen to battle. It is you friend.

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"love the cup of hot tea from the leaf!"

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"Happy tomorrow!!!"

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Congrats to the day for making till night.

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Even when you think that you have given your all give it some moe. M.aking. it O.ver E.verything.

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Sometimes how high you want to fly depends on one or two things. What are you after and How many times you can flap your wings. What have you been after lately?

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My girl said that I was dull in the bedroom so I started watching dragonflies do it. So now she says Im really sharp and she has been speechless ever since.

To me life without girls is like foot without ball no one would show up!! How boring would that be?

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You may never get the chance again. Is what I tell myself everytime I put my hands on the ball!!

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Good angel don't look at that clevage mixed with yoga leggins. Bad angel now get over there focus on the bananna split and walking human tiger and grip some funk!!

Somethings about your life make you SUPER AWSOME. Plus cooler than a winter storm tickling a naked butt cheek!

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A new year means new and more motivation less hesitation.

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Life in not reasonable therefore embrace your destiny with an unreanable wit.

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When you stop meaning shit in the bedroom you stop having meaning to someone at all. so E.D. really stands for Effectivly Doomed. fact#81

When the mother in law likes you that means that the girl is into someone else and she is going to dump you soon!! fact#76

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So she wuz like what's your fave color? I said the one that showes in your eyes when you look at me. BAM!!! speachless!!!

Look I don't want to hear that shit!! kiss me and get naked!!

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If I was watching you while you were sleeping. I could not help but to see your ass. Has anyone ever told you stright up that you are sexier than the next ish!!

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If only when you get angry you would think about the way I layed my hard body aginst yours and how slow I leaked your scared water till it poured. Just let me kiss you all over to remind you of how often I cant show but really miss you. If only when you get angry you would smile because of the love that I work so hard to show you and some of the mistakes that I make only gets me closer to know you. I really do love U. Will you love me? check yes or no.

Bless my soul dear God let me fail not allow me to soar high where there is no top. You made me strong and daily build me stronger. My challenges become bigger so my talks with you become longer. I am your creation born into this as my life a reflection powerful blessing one amongest many in a nation. God protect me from what I caint see and be my all from here and every situation. Amen

Drinking is fun sex is better and snuggling with someone you love is the best thing ever!!!

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Whenever someone you knows dies Take a sec and think of some shit they did to piss you off. Now that they are gone ask yourself how much time did you wast being upset with them. Now think about the time that yall had an super time. Now ask yourself how many times did you smile. Love the people who make life easier with a smile however they put it on your face.

Put the mutherfucking coffee down!! Get your ass off the couch and give yourself one dam push up!!!

You know you broke ass a mutherfucker when you and your boo boo get into a spat and you anounce that you leaving and don't have no mutherfucking place to go!! Now that is that bullshit right there!!! It was weight behind my message of me leaving but being broke got it's point across quick. It was like darkvader showed up and said "listen player you are broke ass a mutherfucker!"

It is funny ass hell how mutherfucker got some smart ass shit to say but can not for the life of them solve one trigg problem. Who me, I say dumb shit all the time because I caint solve shit!!

Have you ever noticed how cra your belly button looks next to someone other than yours. There is a such thing as a stomach hole and button.

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I used to be my own sickness but then I became my own medicine. I take two of me and go hard in the morning.

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A person or persons wont determine your truest strengths or weakness only a situation that arises will bring out the hidden beast that dwell within each and every individual. The question is what animal are you for the situation?

The champion defines the crowd.The crowd does not define the champion.

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One day you will notice that all you have is wheels that roll. This could be in your head as thinking thoughts or a seat to sit in to get around. Which ever one it is all you can do is keep pushing!! They ain't going to see it, live it, or feel it the way you do. So fight like a ninja mix like a blender and create perfection before their eyes through what you see fit.

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Dear God forgive me for everything, bless my soul,mind,body,and life.Bless my brothers the same heal his family from heart ache and pain. Let us progress to the level that we are to reach by your permission.Bless my sisters souls,mind,and life protect us from the hell that lies and wait to attack like the snake. Will us to achieve the highest while we praise you as our all. Give us that which is needed to make our enmyes fall. Let money come for us so that we my spend it wisely for I know of no other way if you are not here to guide me. Thank you God for creating me. Keep us strong and fruitful and away things trying to stop me.Amen.

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One of the loudest sounds that any of us will hear is the silence of our heart breaking from the freedom we fail to give it.

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A yo!! I heard that you got that room with them mirrors on the celling and walls. I saw you watching your moves from your reflection looking good and steamy. keep up the work!!

If I slapped the girl I loved on the reg. Why would I exspect her to love me like the last guy on the planet. If my girl fucked a guy or guys on the reg. Why would she exspect me to love her like she was the last girl on the planet? life is not going to wait for you to become content with yourself just so that love can love you. Blame,Hate,Regret, are hells blind folds,shackles,and hands that keep you from seeing,truly touching,and tasting the joys that the other body can bring when it loves you. "If the cigerett causes cancer why give it the power to kill you" unless you want to die

The art in his voice. The flowers inside of her choice. A medow of fruit,candy,and joy that has to be.The art of his heart dances with the best part of her. Burning the once lost soul to rise ever so free. Man tree driven way into her mother earth. If he were to remove the" E." would reveal the art without the "H" is discovered in her worth!!

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Some people need your darkness so that they may develop accordingly. Some people need your sunshine so that they can blossom accordingly. Some people need your hugs so that the can remember what tenderness is. Some people need your body so that love and ababy can be made. Some people need your eyes and ears so that they can see just how beautiful you are and hear how lovely you sound! Never underestamate how much you are needed the voice said.

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canceres, relationships,jobs, co-worker,and any other life suffering type people should be cut off and replaced lifes healing tools.

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THOSE WHO STIR THE SHITPOT SHOULD LICK THE SPOON

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loving someone who doesn't love you is like watching a star you know you can't reach.

but you need to keep on trying, cause stars can fall, right?

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I can't turn water into wine,
but I can turn pizza into breakfast

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If I had no lips and I had to figure out a way to kiss you first. Then you suck cause Im a lipless mutherfucker and your lips are the shit and you wouldn't even help me out. How we supposed to spend the rest of our life with each other not knowing how to help one another and shit. So you saying that if I was a minni person you wouldn't carry me around or up the stairs. You see that's that bullshit because if you was big and pregnat I would use the chevy to drive you big ass around no question!!!

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If she don't bite you on your back while yall play fight. she aint crazy about you. And if he dont tell you how sexy you are in your worst pair of shorts he don't love whats in your best pair!!! $$100.00

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Shit a real dad would say 1. Fuck you thats my daughter! 2. Hey kiss my ass buddy I we were here first! 3.Thats my boy! 4.You know I love you honey!

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Super dark very black sexy sweet candy eye treat to eat.Silk pillows hard nipples in the heat and the cold.Scary bold can I hold story told boggie man frog leap. Shes a witch evil bitch bottie hump horrify dead bodies in the trunk mega funk love suicied.Hes a mummy red mean very bloody eyes. Feel the fear can not move from wearwolf eat you up can you run for the other side!!

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If it is super easy for someone to lie to themselves.Then the lie to you is beyond easy. Someone who truly cares for you is that person who will squeeze your heart with a feather just to tickle your soul in its coldest moment.

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One can not treat someone with a silent hate and exspect to receive a loud joy. When we all were young being wrong to someone was not fun it was childish so if you do this as an adult why ask yourself about the current discomfort.

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I hope that everyone has a safe time with the children. watch out for wrong be happy and safe in fun!!!

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Sometimes its best to hold fast to what the Lord has put in to your grasp dispite what people think or say. The path to recovery and life long good health starts with holding the hand of the angel sent to help you. Loving someone is easy but working side by side up the mountian of life is what it comes down to. Hold on whenever the winds of circumstances blow through. God has you trust him through trusting yourself.

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You ever just wanted to tell somebody "Shut up bitch!" so bad that your air hurt?

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"I love titties to hell with brest cancer!!" Shake'em 2times if you feel the same! B.rest C.ancer A.wearness for life!!

I thank God for smiles they heat the cold heart to a boiling point.

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Some people are like the stars you will never reach them but if you just look into yourself you will see that as special as you are what you truly are trying to reach is already inside of you. so shine bright you never needed permission. Your light makes their darkness have reason for you to continue to speak.

Life is like golf you got to get your swing stroke together.

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Know how sublime a thing it is/to suffer and be strong.--Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. We have to not only keep going but know how to do it with strength and the fight of a champion who has lost every time he or she has played.

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To exist without excuses is to live in the oneness of the creator. You have never been a excuse you are the reason why it all shall be. So say it with me jump high,sing loud, cry joy,Play with power. But remember there are many excueses to choose from but like foul taste noone wants it in their mouth or close to them. living in the oneness keeps you in the direction and the direction only. no excuses.

CAN YOU HONESTLY LIVE AND LOVE ONE PERSON THROUGH IT ALL? IF NOT WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU LIVING DAY TO DAY FOR? EVERYTHING IS DONE DAY BY DAY. SO IF YOU ARE FUCKING UP IT IS DONE DAY BY DAY? ARE YOU LIVING TO FUCK UP? IF SO TAKE IT DAY BY DAY TO GIVE SOMEONE STARTING WITH YOURSELF YOUR ALL YOU DESERVE EXACTLY WHAT YOU GIVE.

God is the plan bringer,the selfesteem buldier

Classic. Even if you are one of the most beautifulest persons on this earth. If your ideas reflect bullshit. example acting as if you are on a stand somewhere in the sky and noone matters beneath you. You arrive to me as one of the most ugliest persons in the world.

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Sometimes the you inside of you has to realize the you are to old even if you are young to be responding to situations like you would if you were still in your skipping school days.

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Ha!! Ha!! Ok you got me I didn't really make the spelling be!!

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What level is your self estimated esteem functioning on today?

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I would so bone some evil bitch! They are so fucking smoking hot!! dark and sexy!!

If she comes home after a long flight gets undressed strokes it till it gets hard gets in bed and places you some place warm and moist. DO NOT EVER LEAVE HER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!!!

What came first sight or love? in Some cases a single person can help you feel like you are in outer space being tickled by no gravity and darkness. So to me if love feels this way to see this is like looking at a nubla take form reflecting many colors of brilliance. Somehow I have never been to outer space but I still can see this vision. so just as the stars have been there so has love been there the sight only helps it taste better no matter which came first you saw it as well as felt it. Who has the universe put in you path? It is out there.

C.ool committed,confidence.
E.lectric,effective,endurable.
O.utstanding,odious,ornateness

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winning isn't everything,but wanting to win is.- vince lombardi. Everyday we wake from our slumber we should know that victory is in our pathway and we should persue this with the criminal intent of the lion whenever he leaps after his lunch. Don't try and count the times that you have leaped I say stay hungry for victory because its there any time we awake.

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"Pisss!" Hey ever meet a girl with toes that connect like braided hair under a due rag. Well if you haven't I have. I tried to undo the braids while she slept but she caught me. Now she's holding me aginst my will in the darkest part of some old abandoned factory. Tell my peeps I love them!!!

I've always thought that my girl was part evil creature because of the scary noises that she makes in bed from our sex to her snoring. I only became 100% sure that she was evil when for the first time I saw her feet in 10 years. She had unicorn horns on both sides of both feet. I started to mention it but she gave me this evil look and you know thats all it took. If you are ever in doubt check the feet, the feet!!!

The other day I passed gas so so hard and loud that I lost a butt cheek and the tornado siren went off for 2days. Wtf!!!

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The other day I passed gas so so hard and loud that I lost a butt cheek and the tornado siren went off for 2days. Wtf!!!

The other day I passed gas so so hard and loud that I lost a butt cheek and the tornado siren went off for 2days. Wtf!!!

I fired my wife of 20 years because she said that she had to go and take a shit!! I was like what!! Some things a girl just should not do and annoucing taking a shit is the one.

I belive that an angel kissed my hidden wings and God created me in his Image and made me perfectly with fear but not timid so this is a song I was born to sing Another day another chance another moment to establish all that I can. My word my inner me pushes me to see the reconstruction of the many broken men and ladies who made a way for me may holiness touch my soul and spread fire all around me shattering any and everything that tries to stop the love to be.

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Wake up and listen to the rhythm of your heart,feel it pump hear its drum. Bump Boom,Bump Boom!! This is the sound of destiny the song you chose to follow the one that never stops not even in your sleep. [Like strength is felt from hope, and from despair. Homer]

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Worry affects circulation,the heart and glands,the whole nervous system and profoundly affects the heart. I have never known a man who died from overwork, but many who died from doubt. Charles H.Mayo

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The measure will soon show up.

M.iraculously
O.vercomming
T.arnished
I.ndividual
V.ictimization
A.fter
T.ruth
I.nspires
O.pportunity
N.icely

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Them without sin cast the first punch.

High five your partner if you have had sex and passed gas but kept going because you were afraid that they heard it when you know dam well they did. Team work!! If yall stopped in mid fart but kept working keep who ever this person is. Surely someone who clearly ignores your gas passing will ignore simple bullshit and someone who is bold enough to pass gas during sex is bold enough to love you in real life situations. Keeper true keeper indeed!!!

It is national Boo Boo day!!! Shout out to Yo Boo Boo cause you know that you love them. And if they ever get it twisted you gonna kick "Everybodys" ass involved!!! I'm sorry was I snapping? I didn't even know it. Wait where are we right now?

Let someone know today that God is The Soul of action not just a cliche of words that do not promote any action. One must reflect the source in action. If your action reflects a none active source the I suggest you seek the correct source. Let someone know today that God is the source and the Soul of action.

Doing your job should not require you to choose between what jesus asks of you or what a man made rule ask of you. When you have taken an oath to uphold the law that is protected by God. If God is first and last in all of that we are and do. Then in my opinion God is orgin in which law derives therefore to be jailed for maintaining the integrity of the principal of the oath that was given to you is the one of the most obscured faces of hypocrisy we have witnessed in a while.

Life with out the mic is like children without toys!!! It's not happening.

I was crawling through mud,muck,slimmy,stickey,dripping,ball clenching,time consuming stuff. I awoke with some smoke just to cope with this rope that has been tied to my wrist and placed over my head and pulled tight around my throat. Should I jump or let them push me to the edge without bottom or scream till my lungs freeze with no air as I stare in the flare of the flame nothing less is the doorway to my problems and pain. Will i live shall I lose I wont move till I rid the world of every portion of you which is me shall shall I eat all of my meals with a following treat

Sometimes I roll in the rain. With no pain just a back that aches. From me carrying my world fill with rabid humans and disorderly snakes. Some days Im looking down a chiseld diamond made face.Thanking God for the love,trials,bullshit,victory and people who hate. But Caint fear being broke and its will to try and constrict my joy like a devilish snake. Get in my way and Im gonna smash you like an avalanche of fire

If kool aid was the new drink that gave girls instant orgasmas!! How many mutherfuckers would be buying packs by the shelf? Guys be like uhhh!! let me get like all and I do mean all the mutherfucking kool aid you got in the mutherfucking stoe!! "Not store the stoe!!!"

Have you ever saw a person that just looked like they tasted good? Next time you see one walk right up to them and lick their face!!! delicous!!

To give a shit, 2 take a shit all feel's the same. Tissue in hand or tissue on ass! Say it together now ahhhhhhh!!! Wipe off wipe clean.

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The minute you looking all hard, super sexy, licking your lips while you jump into the ride turn the key and the mutherfucking car won't start. Hard look, sexy shot all to hell booty chances all gone!! That is that hood bullshit!!!

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There is no solution to living life. Either your crazy.On your way to being crazier or pretending that you are not just to get by. No one will ever cuss laugh play hug make love or live the way you do. All we have to do is live it. and say fuck the rest.

If yo ass know that GOD Has Won the game already! Then get yo ass up out the bed and bring sexy back and if walk pass anyone today and say yeah I know it!!!

Now Fuck that!! Please let me just squeezzzzzz your assssssss!!!! Ahhhh now its all better!!! So much better!!

The one you thought was the last only started another one. It always comes back to one. What we are never ends only the selfish would hope for a end of something created to become!!

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Long live the grandmamma and grandaddy in all of us. They always knew that we too would one day live the moment where we would no longer see them or touch them but always feel them and hear what they said. love your grand P's!!

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Stop being a sad ass depressed ninja. Learn how to become a happy, long living, goodtime having muther fucker! With that being said. Now fill my drink glass bitch cause Im running low and dry!!!

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Get yah hump on, Get yah hump on. Hump the couch, hump the bed, hump arm, hump a leg, hump a house or hump a head as long as you humping hump days hunger will get fed. "Happy hump day!"

The sun is a ball of fire that sits in darkness. Created to give life,happiness,and meaning for night time. Where will your ball of fire be in your darkness be today. Do not surrender to unhappiness today be delivered by happiness.

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"So can I come over or what!!" My bike is outside.

#firstdate

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I was wondering if some drull slipped out of the side of my mouth while I was talking to you about how fat your ass is to me. And I just sucked it back in like it was nothing. Would you still let me get the number and crush?

So its really cool to tell lies on the reg but its super fucked up to tell the truth just tha same just depends on the time and situation for either to succeed. This is that bullshit!!!

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Yo! boo looked so good the other day I wanted to eat up like with the quickness!

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On some grown people shit. No lie woke up feeing like a pair of big dude balls stuck to a leg and a tittiy on a big chick sweating at

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On some grown people shit. No lie woke up feeing like a pair of big dude balls stuck to a leg and a tittiy on a big chick sweating at

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A old man told me that he lived to get old. Any questions.

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Sometimes the ride out here changes you for the correct reasons

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Sometimes the ride out here changes you for the correct reasons

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Ladies you know for a sure fact that his head game is that oooooooh!!!" shhhhit!!!" whenever your toes are stuck in that arthritic like form after you wake up from the pleasure. And you like Wtf!!!

I love your big ass tits. I really love your bounce, bounce,back a to the ss!"

Like my balls hang with me!!! We gonna get through this shit together!

Well the way I see it is we all have managed to gain some level of hurt from ourselves or others. No matter what one should not waste time to continue creating reason to be unhappy with someone who has not one thought in their being to harm you. While you have limitless chances to make happier days for yourself and someone special. Sometimes all you are missing is the magical love that was once so alive in your life from someone that somehow got taken away. I hope healing soothes your soul when you taste my words.

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And you really wonder why you pretend to be happy and I dispite all the fucked up real shit that has been brought on by myself or others. My love my smile my everything is truer than yours. But keep on looking for ways to exspress your gut burning bitterness.100.00$+10

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What someone else wants is what they think you should miss. But what the God in you is what belongs to you and shall never and let us say it together be gone missed or taken away. Because God is and shall always be eternal forever and that which he has placed in your life shall be built upon not taken from. Stop looking and listening down because this is exactly where evil will always be found. Become blessed from a haters test. Amen!!!

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My heart smiles.My love feels wet and dry like a sea or the vast saharra Gods given one of the earths many eyes. My kisses shall raise life bright like the suns rays do from the sky. My hugs are good forever never bad or bye!!!

My heart smiles.My love feels wet and dry like a sea or the vast saharra Gods given one of the earths many eyes. My kisses shall raise life bright like the suns rays do from the sky. My hugs are good forever never bad or bye!!!

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A person can not split their heart, but funny shit is they can have multi cosmetic faces that wash away with the slightest rain.

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A person can not split their heart, but funny shit is they can have multi cosmetic faces that wash away with the slightest rain.

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Empty bottle,empty soul,closed eyes,lost heart. love no more.

Lie to the world Lie to yourself but the truth is. Life and Death.

If you in your 30's and 40's still playing the who don't like me card you ain't truly grown. For real!! even if you come up with some bullshit about the one who spoke of this.

one would think that with all of the silly shit in the world people do ass holes would seek other forms of shit to do other than fuck with people who are a part of the same world and space. Its really gotten out of hand.

Maybe the real problem is picking mutherfuckers from the same section of mutherfuckers. And exspecting them mutherfuckers to be different. Or you one of them still looking for perfection. lol!! And stop all that wishing bad shit on people cause you aint fully together.They aint no better than you. We don't run God. God runs it.

A woman is the reason for a man to be a man. A man is the reason for a woman to be a woman. When we as people stop the need for this we lose sight of the reality of our nature. Struggle pulls us closer when we allow one another to be needed for the position in which we were born. The term need the term hurt. we feel them both but only one can cause our worth to be real value in life and death.

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I look to shake the rich,work the poor,treat illness, and support realness. And this won't have a bottom because shit don't stop.

#electionpledge, #nzztoolbox

So the other day I was running barefoot and nude. By the time the cops came I just pleaded "see through,see through!"

Happy you got that fat ass fireday. Let it burn and bounce,burn and bounce. I hope you let me touch it even if I have to wait my turn.

God created life which includes everything,hope,love,happiness,pain,joy and compainonship. material things can and always will be none eternal. but that which is shared through the corret body of people can last forever. so fear not what can be taken from you because until you have embraced what is eternal you have not known nor have you a submitted to the true oneness of God. As long as one choses not to take God for granted the future and everyday is his to give thanks serve and move forward. Only a disbeliver fears what can be taken having God is everything one shall always have everything and this is given day by day by God.

God created life which includes everything,hope,love,happiness,pain,joy and compainonship. material things can and always will be none eternal. but that which is shared through the corret body of people can last forever. so fear not what can be taken from you because until you have embraced what is eternal you have not known nor have you a submitted to the true oneness of God. As long as one choses not to take God for granted the future and everyday is his to give thanks serve and move forward. Only a disbeliver fears what

Some of the brightest sun rays are shed through the only means of speaking. and this my love I find in your eyes. They undress me. They reveal your nudeness in its most unspoken form. My heart speeds with a passion beyond any serge impulse that is reachable by mans hands. If I could just touch you once. I know that I would eat you twice all because of what you offer my yikes!!!!

Being a bitch is for 70,80,90, year old ladies because they have earned the time and mood to do so. If you ass is younger being a bitch wont get you no pass as a matter of fact its a fact that it will get you psychological,spiritual swift kick in the ass. Real men of any age need a woman and the same is to say for bullshit ass guys some of that shit dont get you no pass its for the older class.

If they really loved you they would treat you like what they love not like what they hate or fear. They would never help you fail in any form. people who love you dont reach for options in times of problems. you go through things together to bring you closer never futher apart. those who love what is real treat it as so.

Something about your love,something about your mind,something with the motion and your moves that gets me pumped pumped way up each and everytime. Your eyes are like litte candies awaiting my bite. Why don't you let me be the dream that wets your head bed and body up for the night. Iol!! $100.00%+10

Somtimes I think of her eyes and the smooth tone of her skin. I visioned me removing her garment sampling the sweetness of her high wishing that she never ever not kiss me touch me the way she did agin. Then I awoke and there she was all over so beautiful agin.

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Butt naked on the floor butt naked in the shower butt naked by the minute but naked by the hour.

#urbandictionary

Butt naked on the floor butt naked in the shower butt naked by the minute but naked by the hour.

#urbandictionary

yeah I'm a beast when it comes to this shit called life. I live with this pain in my veins that drives me insain while I know that it aint right but my girl wont love me the same if I don't put it to her right. Sometime Im so high that I caint see the night form darkness in my light. But I know that Im not alone cause 1man could never win this fight. Im a beast when it comes to life.

Its so hot that camels are like fuck this shit nigga Im ridding a human today. Its too dam hot for this shit and we in US.

Its so hot outside that mutherfuckers who got plastic surgery is melting. imagine one big boob and one regular. I mean runny nose or liquid nose.

To be successful is to be alive. Making people happy is one of the many keys to bringing out the best in people. Getting the best out of people only shows you a mear glimps of what your company can become the rest comes from the will to launch creative and effective ideas to allow the constant growth of your company to exspand in an infectious mannor.

when in doubt smoke weed!! "duh!" when you are sure smoke weed!! hell yes!! "duh!"

I like em thick and proper in the head tiger in bed and Great White attack when it cums to the head! $$$100.00%%%+10

Today is national sexy day so get yo ass of the couch, get in the pool, walk the dog, squirrel or tree in the yard. I don't give a shit what you do just as long as you keep it sexy. $100.00%%%+10$

If orgasms could last as long and hard as bitch ass people spend time haten and being angry life and the days would be super better. $$$.$$

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Search for the sun shine in your mind. Not the rain clouds. You are not water proof in the mind. But the sun shine in your mind makes you smile everytime.

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My mother made me a fighter. My father taught me what to love. My grandmother sang me a song. My grandfather taught me what to stand for. God created me in his a image. $100.00

Today is let a person fighting a nasty disease know how special their life matters much to you. Doing this heals the soul and grants them reason to fight on and to witness those who define the word care.

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I see you have been hurt. Yeh me too. Sometimes I think my hurt was sent to help me heal you. I also think that one reason that I love you is because I did not feel shit before I met you and the reason that I noticed this was from the hurt that I saw in you. I see that you have been healed. Me too. Sometimes I think that our pain found one another to heal me and you. What about you?

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Love does not take the air you breath. It does not request for you to be alone. It can make you strong,sing a song,help find the missing section of your soul that makes you want to belong. Love.Others.Very.Easy.

The earth is a wonderful place to live.The head is a wonderful place to think. loving Someone is wonderful. Making children is a wonderful thing to take place. If we were to lose any one of the above would the word wonderful and its meaning still apply to life?

The other day I dreamed of dying but I managed to live through it. I see that no one gave a shit nor did I capture any ones tears. I awoke to an ink pen so I began kissing some lonley paper because it appeared to need me more than anyone and it listend to my every word with an open heart. The other day I dreamed that I just let go and found my soul who never feared my life again. I glad that dying helped me live or I never would have spoke to that paper and pen. It took this courage for me to forgive myself where my silence never began. Amen

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Have you ever been so high that you walked out the door and sat in the car and realized that you do not have on any underwear.Then out of the shadow of your freaky side you said oooooooh! I could so have easier sex right now!!!

Next time that you are having great sex try and picture yourself in a butterfly filled medow just to see if you really can tell what the fuck you are really thinking while coolness is flowing through your body.

Can we all get a hell 2 the yes!! If you work with a negative co worker who always has total bullshit to say. If you do honk your horn for fuck my negative ass co worker day!!

Ladies if you ever find a good man do things to bring an unanticipated smile on his face in front of and behind closed doors. The same is to say to the men about having a good girl. Freedom,clear thinking,ingenious sex, and the universal language of life good food. Because remember flavor speaks a million conversations and what you feed someone is basiclly what you are saying to them. Feel me!!

You can always see who truly gives a dam about you if you ever hit tuff times. Because when you do the real mutherfuckers are there with you through it all not seeking no more than to treat your heart and spirit while you slowly get back to your feet. So when you do you can always know where your roots settle. Everyone else is an excuse.

Running is the same as embracing the wind,the next moment,only to be captured by the thought of where to let go again.

#escapetheaquarium

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If being fat is what you fear or wish upon your worst hater. I say to you fear not for there is always one standing next to you the earth is full of them.

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Some facebook post have become the same as that little area of the brain where you know 99.9% of the shit that you think,say,and agree with aint real.

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If beating meat was a real drum line some guys would have that number one song right now!

Happiness is yours for the day love the person that you are and never make you stay away. He who hopes for the ill shall get themselves in return like a reflection he wont like a day of no sun. Shit will always be better for the one who seeks next time that your day is fucked up lay your ass down and go to sleep.

The day when getting super dupper laid don't knock your ass completly out in a pile of slob on your pillow or sheets and upon you waking up not make life a better situation all because it can happen again. I just do not know what to tell you.

Success in business in my opinion is measured by the smiles that you make and the length that you are willing and un willing to go to accomplish the most smallest of goals.

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You know you lame as hell when you come out of the liquor store with tropical shoes on holding a brown bag,phone smerking,dressed like a white carlton from the fresh prince on a tuesday. lol!!!

Let us keep it real sirs. Just because ladies out here have kids don't mean that they don't require a good man. Let us also keep it real ladies there is not one perfect man on the planet we all are this way and lets face it we all come with baggage. we just need to be willing to help each other carry the shit accordingly. Real men help raise the unfathered kids and real ladies build them up when they do so never tearing them down. for as long as he stands for something hes not falling for nothing.

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Shit people say when they depressed. 1. it could always be worse. 2. i don't want to be here today. 3. I don't do dating. 5. I hate everyone and everything in the morning. 6. I hate people that talk and they themselves are the worst listeners.7. I don't lie

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SHIT THAT PEOPLE SAY WHEN THEY ARE BROKE. 1. When I get my taxes Im gonna Buy. 2. I don't need a man. 3. I need to hit the lottery I bought three tickets today. 4. I don't judge. 5. Im just doing me. 6. It aint my job.

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Just because a person in their own mind shoots people or persons that didn't deseve it with an illegal firarm. Dose not valadte a cogent reason to remove the firearms from the people in the public who have things to protect mainly themselvs,wives,children,etc.Removing firearms from leagl people is the same as taking condoms off the shelf because some one contracted aids from a batch defected condoms. You dont remove the lifesaver you remove the person responcible for manufacturing the defect.This puts you closer of ridding yourself and world of the real problem at hand.

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If you as an individualist are vivacious today,you will more than liklely be this way all week. Your very mien to this week is beyond the point of importance of you own meaning. What I'am saying to you is that you have progressed to this point so just as there were many points before this one. What you conclued as your next move will only push you to the success that you have plotted in you wonderful mind. Failure in not real the only real you need to have in mind and keep in mind is you are getting closer,I know of no failure, I have made it because I thought it to be so,and nothing shall be in the way not even myself. Accept the week its yours to hav

What a father what a champ!" He who made me strong ever since I was a little ant. He told me anytime that I failed to get back up and never stop fighting and to continue trying because he would say my son for this is the only way of the true lion. He said capture my destiny run my own path many miles a day for my son soon you shall be a mighty mighty bird of prey!!! Thank Thank you father of mine happy Fathers day!!! "happy fathers day!!!" "happy fathers day!"

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I love you no matter what the fuck any one says about you. I love you like some fire that wont ever stop burnning. I will ride with you take a slug and say good by to you come back in a new body and life and undress in front of you. Ask you how you want it as if I have never knew you. Tounge kiss you so deep til you awake from

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I love you no matter what the fuck any one says about you. I love you like some fire that wont ever stop burnning. I will ride with you take a slug and say good by to you come back in a new body and life and undress in front of you. Ask you how you want it as if I have never knew you. Tounge kiss you so deep til you awake from

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I had sex last night and It was so good that She lost a leg and a twin size matress!!

The day that you awake and you truly realize that 99% of time you are right and 100% of the time God is rightous. Yeah That 1% is a huge Differance because of the word,meaning,and math. Get your shit together, get life together because it really does matters all the time and this is every day!

Real life. words there are many of them out here for us all to speak. They can build as well as tare down. Its not a matter of age it is a matter of what we practis as people. I have made many wrongs in my time because of a practis so now I use words to build and this way I practis to get better daily. Try and love yourself for a change and someone will notice and practis the same. kiss someone you care for and watch your heart grow. Love is a word filled with so much more.

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Real men exercise with the wang free. Because he never knows she might walk through the door and uhhhhhh! you know!!!!

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I should have been born sexy as a smart phone,Iphone,or lap top. This way I would get looked at and stroked on a regular.

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Thanking God from the sideline don't mean you in the game.

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True friends, True friends what you gona do What you gona do when they love on you!!

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It's only when you like "fuck my comp!" is when you belive you got what it takes to win!!

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Whats real is when you truly don't amount up to who ever you hate in no form or fashion. lol!!

To be real you may never figure some people out but the one thing that is a for sure thing is the fact that love can not be figured out it figures you out. it's like rare weed only the chosen get to smoke me!! lol!!

Let us keep it "100" if your heart is smaller than your bank roll then you really aint shit for real!!!

Being sexy isn't always showing a nipple, having a flat stomach,or having shorts up a skinny narrow ass. Being sexy to me is being comfortable in your own draws after you receive the best head of your life. You know how you just slide the draws up on to the waist and silently tell your self that was the best shit ever and I mean ever and really feel the moment. lol!!

Why question what you know to work and practis that which you know gains you everything you find completley distasteful?

If life is a dream then what are you dreaming?

True failure is disbelife that you are alive while pretending that you are!¡!

Starve what you want to die feed what you want to live!!!

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How many hours a day have some people spent hatten on you while hatten themselves now put that number into sec,minutes,hours,months,and years!! "W.T.F."

Saying that you love someone and following up with a kiss,great sex,and a good laugh makes life mean alot for many.

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If time is all we have to fear then there is nothing to fear!

1.Change is born from 2.inspiration and 3.dissatisfaction neither of the three seperate us as human and its funny no matter how dissatisfying,inspirational,or the need for change my be neither of the three has brought us together as humans.

How in the fuck can letters that you put together to create words cause people to form a social I don't like group like the kids do at the playground when that one kid plays,talks,walks,or dresses different. Exspression is the rawest form of art freedom that we have. Because I take a picture of a butt crack and apply some eyes and face should not result in me playing by myself. oh well here goes something

illusions paint pattern by the threes all to illued one.

If great sex was a drink what would be your fav flavor? and would you like it hot or cold.

Being in love with someone should require a permitt that you have to renew every 2years and if you violate or break someones heart the heart police can come and revoke that permitt. The sad part is just think how many people would be without a permitt. lol!!

You know someone is not into you the way their mouth says whenever they play touch in a way that they don't with you and act as if they dont realize it when you bring it to their attention. If you really love someone they are your everything peirod and they realize this in all they do.

Naw because food don't get my attention like sexy.

You couldn't fuck with me if you had eleven million little hard dick's sticken out of your body!

Have I looked in to my words and told you that I love you latley. Just know that Im thinking about you,the softness of your body,the sweet sent of your vigina and the power of your laugh and the walk you make whith you ass. I love you boo boo just smiling right now about to laugh!

The voice said get money and Bitch I've been griding ever since!

Are you foul for watching nude statue angels?

Yesteryear I invisioned ths I was this huge monster with deadly venom,razor sharp teeth,breathe fire,and all that shit and was looking at this mutherfucker who had hit that next to the last nerve you know! And all I saw myself doing was a great white like attack that just took the entire top portion of their body and left the bottom still in the clothes they had on spraying fluid and shit!! Im just saying thats all!

Sometimes you just got to kick the living shit out of people to see and show what really happens when shit gets real up in this samuel jackson mutherfucker!!!

is it the need to do better or the greed to have more the reason that so many of us want to start over and a new?

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when I think of love I picture the smile in my face after winning a game!

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Don't you hate when you try using a word and forget how to spell it and you think of another word that would be better and don't know how to spell it either. So you have to sit there and figure it out so what ever the hell you are writing turns out right. Now go ahead and lie like this hasn't hapend to you!!!

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If you are what you eat on a saturday morning. I'm a half of last nights chicken wing and left over pork chop. What are you?? lol!!!

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Its hard as hell to give a shit when shit is all you get. Its easy as hell to not give a shit. One would think that with such a huge supply you would create that long and awaited market for shit. which would make one shit rich.To actually give a shit would cause you to have less shit. I guess people love shit so much that they rather not give any which keeps them full of shit. What the hell is really going on?

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Happy mothers day momma I love yo punk ass!!!

Real grown ass men can have a cute ass moment with the kid,kids,wife,mom,dad,pet,or nature at least twice a week and still maintain the man code!!

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EVERY GIRL HAS THE JELLY ON HER CHEST SHAKE THEM TWICE IF YOU WANT 2 SAVE A BREAST! FLIP,FLOP THE JELLY DONT STOP!!!!!

No one person is perfect but man please!!!

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If your social media was a TV show or a movie would you watch you as the best role and if not who are you trying to be then?

All the insults in the world wont stop the fact that sometimes you have everything you need in a person and it just isnt ever enough because you dont ever get it. you fool yourself to think what some who have nothing want and that is life without everthing you need in someone.

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Birthdays are like Gods kisses and smacks on the ass. Hes saying way to go kido you scored now get your ass back in the game and finish! and don't for get I love you!!!

one thing that makes everythong oops!! I mean everything better in life is ahhhhhhh!! rrrrrrandom head before and after work. The giver and the accepter. which one shall you be?

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Real men dont need the biggest wang to be a man. Real men just know how to throw the one he has to get the job done.Real men dont beat his childrens ass the whoop their ass if their wrong and sometimes they talk other times they lead the way. Real men dont beat their girls they just pull the shit out of her hair and smack the shit out of her ass while commanding her from the back. Real men dont run from nothing but the bill collector, his wifes silence, and his Wifes P.roblemM.akingS.ervice.

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Quit opening the door for any and every asshole you can find then blame them for comming back into your life all to repeat the same tragic process. some people just will never mean you any good ever and that is just a fact peirod. If someone breaks your heart without the nessary tools and kit to heal and mend you back to healthy living they mean you no good so I say break your ties with them completly and learn well from the exsperince.

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Ok! you got me Im like super horny Im down to stick whom ever wants it, accept for those chicks who have puffy calf muscels and angry jaw bones.

If you are suffering from being around the same type of people then you must be just like them in some ways but not doing what you think they should do to become bette. hanging with we people dont make you strong the same is to say for foolish people. life breeds life

Your own bullshit is like an infection, if not treated it will kill you but if treated you will feel better and shit at ease with tolit paper.

why does ouch! mean pain and ooooooh! means orgasm and pain means ohhhhh! but yay! means happy?

I saw you get caught by the human headlock until you screamed freedom!!

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It just feels good to show other people a great time, for example the time when you caused someone to laugh so hard tears came out of their eyes along with some pee, out of their thingey gas from their bloom dang,and a sneez from their nose and mouth. By the way May God bless you if you read this and relate to it. P.S. you might want to marry who you truly love if you havent already because shit like that can ruin someone.

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It takes no effort to be fucked up but it takes a ton to be nice depending on the person. Why in the living fuck as an average person would you get up to live as a unwanted shit stain in your or someones elses draws. Because no matter what when someone or you see it they are going to be dissatisfied unless you like seeing shit like that.

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Ohhh!! Snap duded weighed like 178 and his girl weighed 300. She jumped into his arms with no warning and he caught her but they both came crashing through the seconded floor and they both landed a new care bear. ooooooooo!

So,so,so, it's Suddenly Sexy Selfie Saturday break out the colors from the closet get them on with normal amount of superglue,honey,or babyoil that you normally would use put on the best smelling shit ever and walk out of the door as the best dressed full course meal known to the world. Oh!!! Stop!!! "Selfie time!!!"

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Alright it is felion friday if your sexy is wild fuzzy and hungry chase the nearest person worthy of the hungry you got and feast away then lay around and lick your paws if it tasted good. rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrah!!!

At the end of the day some of the realest people in your life are those are those who know that you truly aint shit, know that you lie, know that you will cheat, and 99%of the times you are just full of shit but still find your company worthy to talk to. family is made up of bits and pices of bullshit but its those of us who can look right at that shit and find the diamond within and make it shine are those who stand for what The word means. Some people just aint about shit for many reasons but it only take one reason to help,love and give a shit about anyone. just one from many which one will you choose.

Ok ladies Its whip it work it wedsday time to throw it all big or small in that outfit created for you to whip and work it just right. let your sexy growl at the crowd today leave them all speechless on this sexylicous whippin working wedsday!

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Im sorry but if anyone is losing weight or lifting weights just to be an asshole or a bitch. Do us all a favor stay just like you are the world dont have any more room for those because losing weight or getting in shape is not your issue fixing your inner self is your truest struggle and this is so for the many of us including myself.

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Ok its going to be "tippy toe tuesday." Ladies go and get them toes done to contribute to your entire mode of sexy.I dont care if you are small as a straw of from a broom or big as a human size jelly cupcake go and get all 12 of them toes done including the little ugly one at the end. Tippy sexy toe tuesday"

starting a sarcastic group aggressively supporting other sarcastics, repost if you want in because if we get enough people we're getting jackets.

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Lets go deeper now, Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you, all because you said fuuuck me. I hope its stiff during all of your shit and burns whenever you take your piss and you are sooooo soooooo many ho's and bitches. so Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you ohhhhhhhhhhh, ohhhhhhhhhhh!

If phone play means more to them than your attention. Fuck'em, let them face fuck bright lights and various colors and give a real mutherfucker your passion and skin.

If they nolonger reach for you at night or in the morning oneday they will wish they could hold you. If they used to gripe about your little flaws they will miss you and them when you are gone. If they always said that they were sorry but never made an effort to do better oneday they may do differnt in regret without you. If running away was always their solution then whenever you do the same they will yearn for you to return. Oneday!

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Now a days people have more issues than they have reasons to love,and care combined. its easy to be misunderstood,act think or speak fuckup about someone. sometimes I just ask my self what would the lord say and do about the many who lack perfection but hate many for being the same way in there own way. you will never win with some people .

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If you ever wake up next to a stranger in bed don't ask where that huge ass apple size pimple at the tip of your shit with the God awful itch and smell came fron!

Have you ever been like "Shut the fu-- --! Pow Pow Pow!" yellow tape and the conversation with detectives start with "thats all I remember!"

Have you ever really thought about what it would be like too not be able too hear,see,talk,walk,or even scratch your head. what about not feeling yourself from the neck, or waist down. if you haven't then it has been not real until now.

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Ahhhh! I just went to buy that new button. You can push it whenever people say some sarcastic shit. it allows a hand to pop out of no where and smack the shit out of people when you feel the need. only $12.99 hands not included

sex toys aren't as fun by yourself as they are with sexy people.

If there was a kiss that you needed and I was millions of miles away I would zoom in to bring you one of mine. If it was raining diamonds from a yellow gold dragons tear drops in chinas mystic moutians I would risk getting fryied to grant you one. I love you like the ocean and the moon. If your earth was too small for you I would open my heart for you and make room. Just listen.

When you grow up in the black household and your ass did something stupid like put a dam sandwhich together wrong you got that eyebrow look from your mom, like you know you just fucked up right! so if someone does a stupid thing today look them right in the face and say "you know you just fucked up don't you!"

Ahhhhhhh! I love my girls tits they move like jello and water bags full of funny stuff.

Why do people Type omg!! lamo!!! but hardly ever say it out loud with the facial exspression to go along with it?

Ever had to look a mutherfucker in the face and visualize grabbing them by the face and flying them off to a distant place and leaving them but flashed back and laughed it off like you never thought of it. Im just saying thats all. Im just saying.

Real Bitches love it when they dued smack em on the right cheek! Halla Ooooooow! if you feel me! Keep chill and wait your turn if you don't.

Bitch calm yo happy ass down!

Why is it that the crazy bitches have the wetest,wildest, and best pussy ever? inquiring balls want to know.

I farted so hard and good today that the I had to ask God for forgivness for allowing me to free such a high powered gas upon the people standing in line with me. Because in all reality I felt they deserved it for all of the little people they mistreated.

My girl pissed me off so bad yesterday that I popped her little bubble that sits over her head to showe what she said and made her words fall out on the ground and made her bubbleless!

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Oh! You thought it was you, and I thought it was me, but the entire time it was him. Now aint that some of that BULLSHIT!!!!

Im outside right now passing out monday moaning breadth mints to everone who wants to say HELLOoooooo!!!

What if when you went to flip someone the bird your shit got stuck Im talking bout cain't move. lol!!! you would be hurt and pissed at the same time

When in doubt I listen to my heads rock&roll. Oh! you can see this from all of the odd head movements. Hair blowing bitches!

One of the greatest gifts a lady can give a man is a child. If you got one don't ever let her go because you both begin from there. REAL LOVE!!!

It matters to mean something to someone who loves you. It means something to be more to someone than just kiss, fuck, or suck. love requires all the ingredients.

I wonder if having a pantie party releases fun happy magic!

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Today I was playing true or false. It read do you have a big penis? I said false but I the failed that question because it is true I don't have a big penis.

Being a butt hole is all about timing, set someone stright by being a butt hole your a hero, and a winner.. Call a lady a bitch because it's raining outside and get your ass kicked!! ZERO/LOSER.

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Why is it that when you on your game some people say you think that you're the sh---! but when you are clearly out here bullshitting people be like you aint sh---! Thinking that someone is perfect is just another form of looking down on someone The same as looking down on someone and feeling good about it. Look at someone and you will see what you want look into them and you will discover the lies you have been telling yourself.

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There once was a little girl who slept on a couch. whenever she woak the sun was out. She loved her mommy and she loved her dad. Every night before she went to sleep she would tell the story of the greatest family she ever had. THE END

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Even if humans came with buttons and paper instructions people somehow would find a way to fuck that up. Differences in people make up a whole and this whole often symbolizes an ongoing work of art. This shouldn't make reason to throw people away like action figures that we nolonger play with. We all do not have to laugh at the same time inorder to be close. Its just whenever we do laugh together is what makes us awsomelly cool,stronger,and just grants another reasaon to keep getting closer and sharing in those differences. The reality is some things are just not acceptable as a portion of a work of art.

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All it takes now days to fuck up someones good thang is an evil bitter, bitch, and some selfish,sneeky ass dude! Why is this so? hummmm?

You can always tell when your dude or girl is looking away from you and into someone else. whenever she or he makes excuses and displays a lack of intrest, in you while exspressing a regular discomfort or dissatisfaction for you, they will openly argue, and grant opprotuinty and more intrest for others and not even realize it. lol!!!

Look at it this way you can either allow the pain, the hurt, the tragedy, the horrior propel you forward to the awaiting success or nose dive yourself into a deathly position of nothing. kick ass or get kicked on! You should alwaya embrace what is before you so that you can recieve what comes after. To not do this is the same as being trained for the battle and never swinging back because your sad. Remember you always have what it takes!

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Who truly gives a shit anyway? Hummmmm?

Rule #1 DO WHAT YOU GOING TO DO. BECAUSE WHAT IS DONE HAS BEEN DONE.

Ok! My girl slapped me like they do in the movies. I liked it so I slapped her back so she can slap me again but! I guess you had to be there.

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The other day I didn't realize that I walked out of the elavator and left this old man in his wheelchair inside without asking him what floor he needed pushed. I just watched the door close while he watched me stand and do nothing when the whole while I thought that he was sad or something. I am so so satans meat for the burning pitch fork! Do you think he ever made it to the floor he needed those buttons were pretty far away and he looked pretty stiff.

I really love you!

#whitelie

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DO NOT SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT I'M NUDE AND HAVING COCO WITH MARSHE MOEs!

You know that part of the cartoon when the train comes out of nowhere and violently runs the person over and keeps going,sometomes I really need this to happen to people who piss me off. "Stone face"

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The old you will always be a part of you but just like the rest of the fat in life you don't have to be a part of it!

That awkward moment when she sees you staring and you play as if your thinking of the lyrics to that new rap song but you don't know any so your blank stare makes you look like your in deep thought so its cool no sweat!

Underwear,panties, and bras have the hardest job ever!

In my humble opinion the love relationship should always be based on the people involved not the monetairy or the material gifts granted. People alive and living give real enjoyment to a gift not the gift alone. What people share in each other last forever. A material gift can only be appreciated and should never be exspected to last forever. If one belives this the so call love that they have only last as long as the gift does and this establishes a clear time limit while the sharing of memories are eternally heart warming.

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In reference to being dedicated correlated to staying motivated in and with your relationship, dedication is as a root should serve as the solidifying practics that produces consistant reasoning for the motivation to move forward under any circumstances that may arise those who do not allow the root to take can not exspect motivation not to thrive nor can they blame the practics of moving forward as the failur while they prevent the root flourishing

I say how is it that one has true shame before Almighty God and not have shame before man? Or have shame before man and feel that you can hide something from God when we all know that you can lie to everyone else in the world but you can't lie to yourself.

If only life were a tv show you could watch it when you want and turn it off when you don't.

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Whenever mutherfucker try and play you like a joystick unplug yourself and whoop their ass with the cord.

"Shiiiiiiiit!" mutherfuckers talkng bout they aint got no gas in the car "Shiiiiiiiiit!"I aint got no gas in me! wtf they talking bout?

Hey,I know that you hear that "you're sexier than a mutherf-----!" on a reg. but look here Im gonna hit you with the "you're uglier than a mutherf----!"so lets go ahead an exchange contact info before I change my mind.

Tell the truth getting some good and I do mean "Good head" puts feathers on your toes so you just fly through the day. Only the exsperinced know what Im talking about.

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Pinch here if your nipple is horny for it is national single nipple day here nippie,nippie,nippie!!!lol

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fuck this shit somebody is getting put in an armbar wait thats too much just way too much.

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Forgett bragging I heard they were selling butt cheeks buy one get another for zero down!

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Well its fucking clear to see that Im fucking awsome,crazy,the shizz,and magical all in one. By the way who are you? I was totally lost in the sex with myself.Can you tell that it was awsome,crazy,the shizz,and magical. Yeah!! I know right!!!

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I fear man balls!!!

#phobia

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I fear man balls!!!

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There is a reason why I felt lost,alone,useless,found,together,
acomplished,and so much stronger. Because I couldn't see contributed to your comfort. Because of my willingness to do what it took to bring your shattered heart into one beat you rather divied it into many beats some for me and others for someone else so this ment frowns on my side and smiles for the other I saw it well in your eyes when they talked the language of departure,distance,and faithlessness so from then on It hurt so bad to know that there was nothing that I could do to change this. You weren't the same so my love never changed I speak to explai

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Think what you don't speak say what you don't belive live according to the whisper that is the loudest but be ever careful because after all its just a whisper die with your lies for the truth is so much more than the words you and I fix to fit a particular mood or emotion Thank you could be fuck you or fuck you could be your welcome the words in a contest of compairson are from the same thoughtwave spoken whithout a tounge or lips sang in a song so that ears of choice should feel them opinion is a for of dominion no matter where words are in the univers they all have them so let us think but let the thought speak all to maintain the brillance of we.

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I have found that control is an illusion that weak people exsert to make up for strength they don't have there is a difference in asking and telling someone what to do. people you love don't want to control you they may just have another way of dealing with the matter at hand that is worthy of being heard. hearing them out is part of being together not being controled.

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If chocolate is a treatment for stress Im going to get my fix on by munching on white and black people on a regular since I don't have to go to the store.

Have you ever been sleeping so good that it felt like you were softly soaking in milk,cream,feathers,and cotton.

You can say that you have had a pretty good day when your girl walks by ruffly rubs her titties aginst your head while you are super chill!! lol!!

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Ever notice how some people who say they love and like you make the best conversation with everybody but you and you be somewhere whenever yall are together with the twistie face like this is that for real bullshit!

She bent over and somebody was like DAAAM!!! I didn't know earth had one like that. Then he bent over and everybody was like "OH MY GOD I'M A DR. LET ME HELP YOU."

Some funny shit to me is when two people claim that shit aint going good between them and through all this the kids always seem to know where exactly they want to be and what the two should do about the situation no matter how confused the adults are. If its that easy for the kids what is the real problem with grown people? Have you ever noticed that even when kids have a dispute they won't look to the adult for the answer they just take action and create the win win as for grown ups they always need for the other to lose in some form to have some crazed tempo of victory if Im not happy no one is who fits the description of a kid? Im like wtf!!

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DON'T YOU WISH THAT SOME DAYS WHENEVER YOU WAKE UP THE VOICE SAID "TO BE CONTINUED GO BACK TO BED" AND YOU JUST ROLLED OVER AND WENT BACK TO THE SUPER NICE DREAM YOU WERE IN.

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If your you are a lady or man in a wheelchair and your girl or man walks of and leaves you to struggle with trying to get over a curb for over 30min and comes back from doing absolutly nothing while you are still struggling with that dam curb and they act like aint nothing happened look them stright in the face and say "YOUR FIRED and U AINT SHIT!!!!" then say "can you help me over this curb baby you know I love you with the puppy dog eyes.

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Listen man if yo girl tell you don't go to the club with her and yo dumb ass go any way and upon you being there she dances with every dude in there and she aint no stripper, needless to say that bitch aint feeling you no more and it is something wrong with her and don't wast time blaming yourself or trying to figure shit out TRUST it aint your fault .

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IF you know that you can be wrong about anyone or anything and someone you know seems to have this lifes mission on proving how you are wrong they are right tell them to "FUCK OFF" you got big people beniss to deal with.

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If you have found somebody to love don't stop loving them ever. do not listen to other peoples b.s. about how not to love because 10times out of 10they are alone,on their way to being alone, miserable in a relationship, or stuck in the same cycle of foolishness that earned them the philosophy that they profess to you. Find something to hate about yourself fire it make room for the fun things you love and if it has been a while tell somebody to kiss your ass and keep looking in the eyes of who you love

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Good people do good shit because it just feels good not for a small profit, ego boost or any lie that you can make up.

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I have never understood why people go out with people just to up their cheat game or take out their anger on someone that they had for somebody 15years ago because being a bitch or an asshole doesn't make you a strong,sexy or honest person

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last night I dreamed that running teddy bears were chasing me they all were wearing hoodies with different care bear symbols on them they also had burning torches,little peater pan size knives in hand,and one of them even had a huge book with a middle finger on it. Strange, strange, creepy werid!

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Sex in the morning before anything is better than that first pee in the morning any day well I guess it all depends on the stage of the moon!

repost this if you know someone that deserves a smack in the face with a shovel.

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There canbe no perfect relationships as long as we spend lifetime after lifetime collecting tons of crap that we refuse to let go of in this act we become mental horders of shit we will never use my question is this if we see it on tv and become immediately disgusted with what we see why is it not the same for what we see in our heads if we truly thought and belived love counts for something. I belive that the progress of a relationship is the perfection of it and the relation that wont move is the imperfect one

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Yeah,Yeah awwww, talk to kids my ass, I got that 2month package deal on how to become a parental ass whooper, it's all fun and games until they knock that 50inch flat screen over while you watching the new season of walking dead or worse they use the stack of mail to spark the fireplace that had that letter from jesus in it telling you what your next course of action was still want to talk?

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Let's be real if I were a chicks between the leg pillow all I have to say is that I'd love my job sniff, sniff. lol!!!

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You know that dumb ass co-worker, yeah that Stuuuupid ass co-worker enough said right!!!

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whenever you fighting a real muther----- they might take a few of your best shots might even get knocked down in front of the crowd saying ooh! but when they get up and put them hands on yah you gona know you was fighting someone who was real and OOOH! aint never won a fight.

Any body remember the tag team wrestling called the Moon Dawgs? What were their names?

If you find youself stressing you must be loosing the blessing.

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New invention, anti bra itching cream for the ladies 99cent a tube its even offered with a tanning style mix the next top seller in girl product.

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Why do girls open their mouth just to put on lipstick?

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I never understood why people go out to clubs just to yell in one anothers ear its like a dress up and yell the loudest contest.

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Have you ever noticed whenever somebody tells a joke about ugly people everbody bust out laughing and when you look up an ugly person got the stright face and you just start laughing harder!

When the husband catch a glimps at that good looking lady he be like" yes!" but when he catch his wife looking at that black bald head shreaded sparkling sun God at the pool he be like thats that bullshit!!

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It really needs to be a ugly muther------ holiday so they all can come out the closet to celebrate!!

If your lover, girl,man companion used your toothbrush and told that they used it while you were brushing your teeth don't even trip just know that its real love!!!!! lol!!!

If you are in your 30s and you have shirt with some video game shit on it its too much!

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If speculation is not accepted in the court of law as a route to the solution to the current issue at hand how then is it so willingly accepted in the house of representatives, and office when it comes to solutions for the present obstacles that are faced what we think will never be the solution but what we do can be.

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I personaly view the many cultures that we have as one huge spice rack people habitually choose the spices that they feel taste good to them and the others just stay in the slot unused,criticized, without even been tasted and depending on which ones someone likes determines if the the others are fit, right, or wrong even if a paticular spice has a health benfit we won't try it so what is wrong and what is right clearly should not be defined by what we like or haven't tasted without knowing the depth of the ingredient makes it impossible to know the recipe

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I know that if a lion walked up on me and growled I wouldn't turn around and say, ok keep talking shit!

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Ladies, the next time that you think or feel that your sexiness is nolonger found in the lust of your mans eyes one day in the middle of him playing the play station xbox or major task break out the trusty ole camra walk directly in front of him in that little tee shirt with no undies on yell out his name and say oh I just dropped something and bend over

just because someone holds a to themselves nasty opinion of you don't mean that you have grant them life for that opinion because that same opinion like the many others can only be heard by the mind that find it to be the correct fit so in the word of jonny cochran " if you caint fit it you have to acquitted!" your not guilty.

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While the pussy and the tounge argued over who was the strongest. the dick silently walked away and said to himself they will never be as hard as me though!!!!! lol!

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If you died right now death aint gonna give a rats nut sack if your gender was stronger,smarter,cuter,funnier,or a good multi tasker. what matters is what you do while you breath and live as that particular gender

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Since life is a joke why all the real mutherfuckers aint laughing? Cause to keep it real aint shit funny about it we all just laughing to keep from crying but all the real mutherfuckers done cried so much that they aint even smiling about shit! FOR REAL!!

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Today consider how many flaws you have before you use that one or few that you find wrong in someone that might love you for just being alive today and waking up just kiss your fake ass face another day. sometimes its only as bad as we make it

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Real friends don't let drugs,drink,tuff times,crimes,lies,hoes,clothes,shows, and dogh come between them. people spend so much time fighting fake ass shit that dont last no where near as long as the love of that special someone who was in their life. to me life with someone real is nothing like a quick fix diet pill like losing weight you have to do what it takes to work it out. you caint look for all the bad stuff about someone and over look the good just to give yourself a reason not to have someone good in your life. The real love in life always starts with self if you always find something wrong with someone else without at least considering the flaws of

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Whenever you meet the love of your life they will bring a mirror to the relationship the real question is are you ready to fix your make up? or you may be one to make them leave because you can't stand the sight of your own uglyness even though some of us will have to wash it off and start over at least you had the courage to look at your own reflection and correct what you knew needed to remove to not lose the love of your life.

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What if you could really hear what people thought about you even kids and you happend to be fat or mean asshole. How would you really live your life? What if you could really see through peoples clothes even that oldman next door or that old lady bending over picking up that morning paper. How would you view life then? lol!!

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If traveling was free you'd never see me again.

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$The smallest of house can be the happiest of home... _____________________ / \ / \ | ____ ___ _____ | | | | | | | | | | |___| | . | |____| | |_________|__|_____________| . * . * ) ) . * . . * *. * . * ( ( . *. . * *. * .$

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When we pay attention to someone, we give them one of the greatest gifts: our time.

Sometimes its giving our time to others that makes them feel like they matter :)

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You know you going to hell whenever your riding down the street in your car and you spot a lady in a wheelchair hit a rock and fall to the ground with the chair going in one direction and she and you watching it roll on in auto piolt but its to funny for you to even help her with a stright face so you kee p crusing by trying not to give any eye contact.

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If you went into a pizza place obviously to get pizza and the people told you to come back tomorrow because their crust was sleepy and their cheese was refusing to melt but they could sell you a burger nugget for $2.00 would you spend the$ 2.00 and come back or tell them how full of sh--they are and say "BURGER NUGGET" my ass!!!

I've asked myself who is to blame the person who let the fly in, the actual fly,those who swat and complain about the fly, or the flies family who buzz and swish all the dam time?

The devil can only grab what he can reach. How far are you?

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If people really knew God they would have peace. If people knew God there would be more thankfulness,less sadness,no drowning in depression. More men would be thankful for their wives and wives thankful for husbands. God is the answer as well as the question he created them both how can one be filled with that which is of God and not have the power to transform that which is on earth into a blessing and something of a constant tool for the higher way of life rather than the lower. last time I checked we all are on earth. so if you find youself powerless stop and ask yourself what are you full of?

Uhhhhhh! rule number1. My b----,baby momma,wife girlfriend better NOT ever say she about to TAKE A SHIT! under any circumstances because whenever she do. You guessed it were're done. I don't give a f---if we have been together for a year or more.

What is the diff between liking someone and softly showing them daily with the hope that they get it verses you going right up to them and asking them out? either way your going to get a yes or a no! Now truly speaking if yes and no is what you fear you would think that you'd see people wearing ear plugs and ear muffs as a precaution aginst the evil,scary No and Yes! WTF is really going on?

Some people
need to learn the difference of someone hating,verse someone just making plain old dumb ass moves in life,that wouldn't make any sense to you,yourself,or anyone. Now the next time the moment surfaces ask yourself if you knew someone who did the shit that you did would you A.consider your responce after carefully analyzing the move as hating or B.just admitt that it was a dumb ass move and made no sense whats so ever.

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Ever notice how easy it is for some people to hate,go backwards,break up,and think the worst but when it comes to the opposite its like the trainning grounds for level 10 martial arts if there is a such thing.

wtf!!! I just saw a minni dick chasing a fat ass!!!!

I just took a man piss and it felt so dam good and was so warm that it could have boiled the moon!!!

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Today this lil dude asked me why was I running so fast I told him that there was some invisible scary people behind me right now and all he had to say about it was dude that's awsome.

Just looking in the mirror alone won't show you what you are truly looking for what you seek will be found in the reflection of you own minds mirror!

#susy, #take, #the, #time, #and, #courage, #to, #fix, #your, #face

what's the excuse now?

#when, #progress, #isn't, #good, #enough, #for, #someone.

A day without girls is like a day without guys totally without meaning!

#susy

what happens when demand meets supply,the two make a baby called consumer care and from there a generation of money is made.

#susy

sometimes we don't take the time out to see that we are in a world full of people who are only the same because we are people but what we have created from within our minds from cars, clothes,money,or mental demons only keeps us apart and will continue to water us down from the full blown face of beauty we make without the current distractions

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I don't know about you but my true love talked my clothes off now too me that makes her a bad mutherf-----! I wouldn't trade her crazy ass for nothing in the world except her and a few million dollars!

why waste time blaming when the point of the entire argument clearly is she pooted first and you don't know how to spell check!

love will not bring your stupid ass a tissue for fucking shit up it will just be gone without saying shit!!!

The kid should never dictate what and how your grown ass sex life should be fyi my nakedness has never asked for permission.

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A yo! sometimes I think that it should be a slap a bitch holiday. at least three times out of the year.