tegodon47's Posts

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

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TIP OF THE DAY:

Never hold your fart in because they travel up your spine, into your brain and that's where your shit ideas come from •

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bread is like the sun:

it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist

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Feelings aren't facts.

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Taxi skids off Tower Bridge, plunges into River Thames.

Don't worry, he was just Uber diving.

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The world's largest:

- hotel company (Airbnb) doesn't own any real estate

- taxi company (Uber) doesn't own any cars

- media company (Facebook) doesn't publish any media

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sad to see how many friends turn into strangers every year

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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a club for saints.

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If people refuse to look at you in a new light and they can only see you for what you were, only see you for the mistakes you've made, if they don't realize that you are not your mistakes, then they have to go.

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I've got nothing against God. It's his fan club that I can't stand.

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Right now, somebody is hard at work in a factory, shoving chocolate eggs up a bunny's ass, for you.

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To be in the 1%, you have to do what 99% won't.

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To be in the 1%, you have to do what 99% won't.

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If you expect the world to be fair with you because you are fair, you're fooling yourself. That's like expecting the lion not to eat you beacuse you didn't eat him.

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If you expect the world to be fair with you because you are fair, you're fooling yourself. That's like expecting the lion not to eat you beacuse you didn't eat him.

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Don't break anybodys heart, the only have one.

Break their bones, they have 206.

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Never try
to fuck up someones life
with a lie when yours can be destroyed with
the truth •

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you say
fuck off
but your
eyes say
fuck me

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A pretty
face gets old..
a nice body
will change..
but a good woman will always be
a good woman •

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May all your ups and downs be between the sheets.

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Fuck what they say.
Watch what they do.

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I moved on. You moved out.

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Living Life and not giving a 'f'
Is just living a LIE

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Living Life and not giving a 'f'
Is just living a LIE

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No, you aren't fat, you have just about the perfect size to flirt with whales.

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When I was a boy, my mom would send me to a corner shop with 1$ and I'd bring back 2 leaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, butter, cheese and some marmelade. You can't do that now... Too many fuckin' security cameras.

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You're nothing but a big dick with a little man attached!

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I love you, but I love me more.

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Everyone has the right to be ugly, but you're overdoing it.

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beer makes you see double and feel single

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Music is life. That's why our hearts have beats.

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there are two ways to live your life, one is as though nothing is a miracle, the other is as though everything is a miracle - Einstein

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May the 4th be With You.

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The lesbians next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday, very nice, but I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch!

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when i see lovers names carved on trees, i dont think it's cute. I think it's strange how many ppl take knives out on a date.

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Laundry teaches kids racism.

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Can you
FUCK
read between
YOU
the lines.

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The reason why the USA has an obesity problem?

Putting the word 'salad' after the word 'potato'!

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I'm glad it's warm enough to ride a bike since I can't afford any other form of transportation.

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I want to inspire people. I want someone to look at me and say:
"Because of you, I started drinking & smoking."

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When I want to forget you, I just think of me.

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Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't.

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Love Me
Leave Me
Let Me Be.

A secret blend of 11 herbs and spices made it the best joint i had ever smoked

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seven
days
without
Bold
makes
one
weak

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I see dead people!!!

Oh, it's just you without makeup. My bad.

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I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used while showering. 98% answered: "How the hell did you get in here!?"

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It's not perfect but it's all yours.

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Laundry teaches kids racism.

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Dont ask why im so tired in the morning because it's all your fault.

I was up thinking about you all night.

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When Icecream doesnt help.

...

Eat some more.

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If women ruled this world, there would be no wars.

Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

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What use to gain the world but to lose your soul?

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3 horrible things in life:

1) Seeing your mom cry.

2) Seeing the love of your life fall in love with somebody else.

3) Slow Internet.

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Cover up, your ass. Because it's getting my attention.

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If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!

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I like how every racist joke begins by looking over your shoulder.

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Excuse me, there seems to be a face on your makeup

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Of course your opinion matters,

Just not to me.

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FIGHT FOR YOUR WORLD,
NOT YOUR COUNTRY.

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fuck me?
fuck you!

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If It Was Easy,
You'd Do
It....

Someone else doesn’t have to be wrong for you to be right

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The sex was so good even the neighbours had a cigarette.

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what do butterflies feel when they're in love?

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L O V E
e p e a
g e r s
s n y y

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Is that a mirror in your pocket?

Cuz I can see myself in your pants.

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You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

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Always remember that you are unique, just like everybody else.

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Without money, we'd all be rich.

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Does it hurt when you do it?

Then don't do it.

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No
No
No
Snow
Snow
Snow

i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.

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Facebook:

Your connected to the whole world but sitting home alone

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Let's agree to disagree

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You can close your eyes to the things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to feel.

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The Internet

Where men are men, women are men and little girls are FBI agents

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You will always miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

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My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on.

Oh, you do?

It must be 15
minutes fast

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What's red and bad for your teeth?

- a brick

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l
i
v
i
n
g on the e
d
g
e

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S O
T V
A A
N T
D I
I O
N N
G S

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dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today

*James Dean

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RAIN,
TAKE AWAY
MY PAIN.

YEP IT'S
THIRSTDAY

WhoLuvsyaBaby
xx

PRACTICE SAFE SEX
AND
GO FUCK YOURSELF

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and the Oscar goes to....

...prison

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never judge a book

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