theWhale's Posts

And what, if love isn't enough?!

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What screws us the most in life is the picture in our head of how it is supposed to be.

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Santa has the right idea...visit people only once a year.

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die sbb muss die blindenmarkierung entfernen weil diese die sehenden irritiert.

sag mal gehts noch?

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Wovon ich mir immer zu viel mache sind Reis, Nudeln und Gedanken.

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A virtual HUG feels as good to the mind as a physical HUG feels to the body...

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love is a sweet breeze that tickles your feelings when you've shut your heart.
love is an unexpected guest that doesn't even knock on the door and just invades your soul without asking for permission.

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I want to get
a parrot
and train it to say:
I've been turned
into a parrot.

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life's best moments usually happen unplanned •

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The problem is not,

not knowing what to do!

but...

it is not doing what you already know!

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traveling with concealed packages is a dangerous task.
especially if you are wearing fake beard and a mask.

youll have to haste from home to home - to travel a lot.
you will pass borders without paper and could get shot.

today, dreading being killed as an immigrant, is a sane fear.
so whatever you do, avoid the airports, and fly by reindeer.

Stay safe Santa - we need you alive!

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This is not a substitution. This is a supplementation. This is an auxiliary. This is an implementation of the tools at hand, to achieve something, rather than, nothing at all. This is, do what you can, where you can, how you can, until you can do it better. This is uselessness made useful. This is purpose. Privilege.

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I never know if
I can't sleep because I overthink or
I overthink because I can't sleep

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make me believe and I will make you forget

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Liebe auf den ersten Blick spart eine Menge Zeit!

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Thank you bold family.

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The best
fairytales
are real

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Forgiving is a gift to yourself

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We're expecting 2 or 3 feet of drama tonight, with bullshit blowing in from everywhere. High possibility of "go, fuck yourself" at late night.

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Painful, uncomfortable, weird, crazy, and true.
I'm always gonna* speak it.
Like it, or not.

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SOME PEOPLE
SAY SORRY
IN THE TONE OF WHATEVER

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I TRY TO BE A
NICE PERSON...
BUT SOMETIMES
MY MOUTH
DOESN'T
COOPERATE.

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Interessanterweise haben ja Leute mit total wenig Ahnung immer sehr viel Meinung.

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If you ever feel powerless, remember that a single one of your pubic hairs can shut down a whole restaurant.

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"You don't have tattoos, do you?"

"No, honey. Would you put a bumper sticker on a bentley?"

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Instead of going to Starbucks every day, I make my own coffe at home, yell my name out incorrectly, then light a 5$ bill on fire.

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When life
treats you
like a
foreigner be a tourist

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Confusion comes when the mind does'nt hear what the heart has to say

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Ways to my heart:

1 - Buy me food.

2 - Make me food.

3 - Be food.

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