ThomasKuperus's Posts

END WARS
NOT LIVES

look to your left

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i said left, idiot.

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The problem isn't the problem. Your attitude towards it, that's a problem.

-Cpt. Jack Sparrow-

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grammar is the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you're nuts.

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it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.

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i wouldn't say you were stupid.

you are, but i wouldn't say it.

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are you bored? go to wal-mart and go to the fitting rooms, wait a minute then yell out "hey, there's no toilet paper in here"

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have you ever had one of those days when your holding a stick...

and everyone looks like a pinata.

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just had a fight with my alarm clock. it wanted to wake me up, i disagreed. a huge fight broke out, now the alarm clock is broken and i'm wide awake. not sure who won?

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i'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but you have one of the worst cases of terminal stupidity i have ever diagnosed.

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People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point.

The glass is refillable

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"what are your weaknesses?"

"I would call them things I suck at but am trying to be good at."

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*walks in the interview room*

interviewer: and you are?

me: better than you

*out from the room*

me: nailed it!

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Take risks: if you win, you will be a winner; if you lose, you will atleast be wise.

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Vegetarian
(noun)

Latin phrase,
original meaning:
"Really bad hunter"

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Poor
(noun)

When you have too much month at the end of your money

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do you ever use music as a way to measure time ?

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I've reached that age where my brain went from "you probably shouldn't say that" to "what the hell, let's see what happens"

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stupid autocorrect

you always end up posting some thong you didn't Nintendo.

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what i fucking love most about the fucking english language is that you can put the fucking word fucking in every fucking position you fucking want

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"you support gay rights so you must be gay"

I also support animal rights do I look like a fucking alpaca to you?!

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I never finish anyth

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$80% of the people are not good at math. I guess I belong to the other 25%$

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maybe we're just in love with the idea of being loved

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lazy is such an ugly word

I prefer the term selective participation

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etc.

end of thinking capacity

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I turned out
liking you a lot more
than I originally planned •

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if you punch yourself and it hurts, are you weak or strong?

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instead of saying LOL, i'm going to say SALTS (smiled a little then stopped) it's more truthful.

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