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I hoped growing old

would take longer.

Reposted from UserOne

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"I may be a welfare queen but at least I am a queen," she said.

We do not know if words can save a life but we know that silence kills.

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You have met me at a very strange time in my life.

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Seems like everything has a price for me, but other people expect me to give them things for free.

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In order to be irreplaceable
Bold
must always
be different

Reposted from Babs_77

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Where are my Oreos?

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On a scale of one to ten what is your favorite letter of the alphabet? (that's what he asked me!)

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whadya mean,
you wanna play
good pimp, bad pimp?

#pimp

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Reposted from aehmpaeh

#threewords

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my race car is almost ready to go. Yo! Go fast.

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Chocolate gives love a bad name.

#chocolate

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life is like a box of chocolates. Except you can't buy another box.

#chocolatr

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Did someone just say Martin sounds like a stinker?

I gotta learn more foreign languages.

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empirically bad

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we are all futurists

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No hangover, just the aftermath of new iPhone software.

#hangover

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We're kind of busy here, yup.

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Lucky like a four-leaf clover

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repetitive drek.

Monday.

some similarities, yes?

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Give me liberty or give me a sandwich.

#sandwich

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It's all fun until somebody gets their fingers stepped on.

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Rain clouds

indecisive and shifting.

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booming thunder,
desire confined under pressure

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Fukushima:

may become the reason future generations don't eat tuna

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romantic intrigue
mmmm
oohhh

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You may say I'm a dreamer,
but I'm not the only one.

#mlk

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opportunity can be hard to find for anyone.

#mlk

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i feel so used

by my Internet provider.

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Hey, that chainsaw thing is still running!

#chainsaw

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Every insignificant variable is alike.

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This was going to be a Bold about Georgia peaches and chocolate but everything I wrote came out X-rated.

Chamblee, United States

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Experience helps in lots of things.

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his life is running on an old software version. he needs to upgrade, for sure.

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oops, just spilled a Coke in my chainsaw!

#chainsaw

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We were beginning something great until you brought up the chainsaw and your ex.

#chainsaw

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Tumbling Slinky's and tumbling chainsaws both make me smile.

#chainsaw

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when will they sell a 3D chainsaw for the home user?

#chainsaw

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Autumn is coming.

#gameofthrones, #;)

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Free BOLDS again this Saturday!

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If humility was on sale, most people wouldn't buy it.

@Tea, #humility

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Always entertaining but not always happy about it.

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I am more secure in my masculinity
than I am secure in my email.

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Usually that sounds creepy, but
it sounds interesting when you say it.

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You only life once, bat if you do it right,
once is enough.

Reposted from anonymous

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Too bad lefthanders live in the world of the "right hand screw" rule.

@_Natalie_, #lefthand, #physics, #vectors

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If you keep wearing shirts like that, your nickname will be "Cleavage Lady" .

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Wookie fur makes me happy.

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Not working
is magic.

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The magic is not working.

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free bolds every Saturday!

check in next week!

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She wants me to love her but I don't.

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won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

Reposted from anonymous

@pensword72, #lyrics

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reposted by misterlab

2+2=fish 3+3=eight 7+7=triangle
Only smart people will get this. Repost if you get it.

Reposted from thormanjr

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Come and get it.

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walking without a tightrope

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Summer

in the
City

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Make yourself useful

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Whoever praises a film as "a moving experience" has never bought a new home and moved into it. Lots of work!

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#hardware, #exploitable, #eff

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finiculi
finicula
finiculi
finiculaaah

#joyiseverywhere, #joy

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Stop
being gender- normative.

- Merlin Mann

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you belong to us.

@misterlab

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ACTION

BOLD

ACTION

#bold, #action

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You are not confused.

You just can't keep up with our 3 simultaneous conversations

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The alarm just goes off sometimes.

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go to unexpected places
and do
unexpected things.
It will make you wierd, fabulous, or both.

Reposted from anonymous

@RulesofLife

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just showing up

works for many things in life

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reposted by RulesOfLife and hakhadbai

American politics should be a contest, not a race. There's been too much of the latter lately.

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Seriously, when is this going to be over?

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some melons have terms of service and their own website

#melon

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My six-pack is actually an eight-pack.

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melons
for
peace

#melon

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Hostess cupcakes return in the US on July 15!

Sure doesn't take much to make me happy.

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Y I E L D

to the
B O L D

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the pirate test:

if you repost this you are a bold-pirate

Reposted from philosophicum

#pirate, #aempaeh

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The road to hell is paved with Bolds.

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telekinetic mind meld

or phonecall, whichever you prefer.

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reposted by SimonLauper

Import-export specialist.

or pirate, for short.

#pirate

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So what if I wear boots, an eyepatch, and a single gold earring...
why do you think I would break any laws?

#pirate

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The traffic was so light, I thought the apocalypse had happened and I was left behind.

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Rain pouring down. I am wet to the bone but do not feel cleansed.

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bang. bang.

bang bang bang.

That's either fireworks or popcorn.

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You will find your fortune next Tuesday.

- fortune cookie

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Facebook knows more about me than the NSA, and I don't even have a Facebook account.

#nsa

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Anybody else wish they were in London watching tennis at Wimbledon?

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My reality has been burglarized; somehow I find myself doing dishes.

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Apparently there is not enough drama in my life. I started watching subtitled Korean dramas on the Internet.

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leave no Bold unwritten

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choosing your battles is half of winning the war.

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Bold
is not
an
abstraction.

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I choose to make this day fantastic

but the world is conspiring to make that difficult.

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potato

•••
the new Bold mascot

#potato

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6:08 pm

Just as strange a time as any other

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reposted by Boldomatic, hirschelmann and CoCoShine

Someone unexpected remembered my name. Why?

"Because you are nice."

Whacked out, dude.

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I can't back up what I say because the network is down.

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INVALID
BOLD-
PLEASE
ENTER
AGAIN

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My calendar book ends in eight days.

Is the world trying to tell me anything other than go buy a new calendar book?

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+

_________
FLUXUS
BOLD

#fluxus

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"Things happen for a reason" means:

1. The thing that happened was not good
2. You have no idea how anything useful could result from it
3. You need to say something cheerful or you will just scream.

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It's always been you, and you alone.

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There was one thing on my bucket list, but the guy already died of natural causes.

#bucketlist

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DIY=
Do it yourself,
not
Dream it yourself.

Do it, today.

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I never apologize to sarcasm, as a rule.

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On the patio at the pizza joint, eating alone, headphones on, notebook open, boldomatic on the iphone... and this dude interrupts me and asks if I think it is normal that 2 people sit 8 feet apart and don't speak to each other. 'Seems normal to me' I say, as I go back to bolding.

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reposted by bold and JMobileHite352

bolding in a tornado warning

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Wait...

was that a hallelujah moment?

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reposted by Boldomatic, rora, Jen82 and edited

I bold.

I am a bold
writer.

Hmm, an
interesting
facet of
identity.

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It's hard to cheat at being nude.

#nude

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bare
your soul
or your body,

fewer people care about it than you think.

#nude

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ok.

you can open your eyes now.

#nude

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reposted by amg-adri

There's nothing like a well-oiled machine.

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What am I, chopped liver?

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#nude

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are you an
innovator

or

are you an
inventor?

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Pain

(nae said bold the first word that comes to mind)

Reposted from anonymous

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#FirstWord

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If I could,
I'd get it for you.

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I can't wait to get you home.

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Beauty often has
pollen
and thorns.

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I would rather worry about people than
worry about God.

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Some times
I dream
I can fly.

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Maturity is knowing evil comes in many forms.

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Every one speaks bacon.

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