aye's Posts

I don't know what's messier: my room, or my life.

PennyLame, petegutz2, ChrisRota, janeh, LetGo, aehmpaeh, SimonLauper, soene and Gabbem like this

Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.

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What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a gps?

"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."

#gordonramsay

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reposted by KnightofSIAL

"My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard."

No. Wait. They bring all the calories to my thighs. That's what they do.

#mymilkshakes, #calories

janeh, Vandtastic, __annaaa_, epstein, RulesOfLife, kathiheger, topbuzz, br3anna7, SimonLauper and avant-garde like this

Two months ago you said my hair smelled like flowers. And today, I saw you step on a rose.

Maple, Canada

#rose, #flowers, #hair, #stepped

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You inspire my inner serial killer.

#innerserialkiller, #annoying

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Perhaps fuck off, might be too kind.

ChrisRota, Vandtastic, bold, idaaem, amugio, PenSword72, GaylrdSprFckr, kj55, __annaaa_, Loupi4614 and 5 others like this

Stop taking my book so literally. -God.

#god, #seriously, #soliterally

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Try to be less of a fucking piece of shit than you were yesterday.

- Buddha

Reposted from satan

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I can never run away from my problems, because my main problems, are laziness and procrastination.

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My music taste literally goes from punk rock, to Disney film soundtracks.

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You might as well wear a condom on your head, if you're going to be such a dick.

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reposted by juliajahn

Boy: I have a feeling we should kiss.

Girl: Sometimes I think I can do crystal meth, but then i think, mm, better not.

Maple, Canada

#picthperfect, #kiss, #betternot, #crystalmeth

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The eyes are useless, when the mind is blind.

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Before you criticize anyone, you should walk a mile in their sneakers.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their sneakers.

Reposted from anonymous

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I'm drowning. And you're standing three feet away, screaming "learn how to swim."

ChrisRota, Vandtastic, AbrarUlHaq, StinkyBreath, PenSword72, haiden_, xfiex, AJ_Luv, Gabbem, Lirpae.. and 1 other like this

Basically me at school all day:

Me: I hate all of you.

Me: Holy crap walk faster.

Me: Get smarter, you idiot.

Me: Maybe, if I hit my head on the desk enough times, I'll die.

Vandtastic, arttea, Maaarrrrk, Gabbem and epstein like this

It's cute that they sell "family-sized" Oreo boxes, thinking that people are actually gonna share them with their family.

Vandtastic, 3lif.ates, Akatrine, epstein, Gabbem and soene like this

reposted by 3lif.ates

Calm your tit. Just one tit. Leave the other one crazy.
That's your party tit.

ChrisRota, ellenicole, whatevwhenev, flyingmonkey, ene, style3711, Esel, xanthie, magicalwordsforyou, soyy and 11 others like this

reposted by Godzilla, flyingmonkey, hanem808 and SoftballLover

I've been searching for an exit, but I'm lost inside my head.

rmax62, Gabbem and epstein like this

Yes mom I know my room is a mess it's a metaphor for my life, i'm trying to be poetic.

Krisargent, PennyLame, deveshtulsi247, ChrisRota, Stiltskin, BerlinGirl2014, NSPetite, LoveGottaStone, IronPrincess, jutta-kalkutta and 130 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, SantoTheWriter, teenagedirtbag, frontliner_311, Jayson_A, osagiea48, Lemonjuice17, larakl, kattiahlm, aishayasin1993 and 21 others

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. - Ernest Hemingway.

Krisargent, ShortVisit, Vandtastic, CastielsHoney, hallowelt, PenSword72, SnowQueen, xfiex, sarcaSM, Lirpae.. and 2 others like this

Just smile and say you're fine. Cause nobody really cares anyway.

Vandtastic, soene, Akatrine and epstein like this

Me: Hey, you're in my spot.

Classmate: I don't see your name written anywhere.

Me: It'll be written in your blood if you don't get the fuck off.

Maple, Canada

#chairs, #getoff, #classmate

Vandtastic, CastielsHoney, sarcaSM and epstein like this

See that girl you just called a bitch? She didn't hear you. Say it louder.

Maple, Canada

#louder, #bitch

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You're afraid to die, and you're afraid to live. What a way to exist...

Maple, Canada

#existence, #life, #fear, @lollip2

ChrisRota, idiomatic, cooledpizza, Strava, NullNummer, hallowelt, aztecBB, Dilekx, gautreaux_507, riles and 8 others like this

reposted by ebb2203

Kid, you'll move mountains

Maple, Canada

#power, #strength, #believe

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Chuck norris doesnt need and axe to chop wood. He uses his face.

Reposted from chucknorris

Toronto, Canada

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