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In the shower, I get many random thoughts; like how to nail this.

#showerthoughts

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After a bad breakup; a girl's three resorts are:
1)Ice Cream
2)Pizza
3)The shower

#showerthoughts

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Whenever I stap into the shower, the song by Becky G gets stuck in my head and I'm literally 'singing in the shower'

#showerthoughts

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The shower is like magic which helps me merge with the music inside of me....

#showerthoughts

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The shower is like magic that helps me merge with the mueic inside of me....

#showerthoughts

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hey where did my favorite "sarcasm only" go?

i can't go on without her

Reposted from eboy

@sarcasm_only, #where, #are, #you, #we, #miss

Don't fake your life that way;

Just make your life that way.

#life, #fake, #way

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••••••••••••••I like the way these dots look!!!!!••••••

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BREAKING NEWS!

Autocorrect accuse of causing the largest number of heart attacks throughout the world.....really!

#autocorrect

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Autocorrect is a really clean guy, making those dirty texts seem like they came from rainbow candy land.

#clean, #huh?, #autocorrect

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#it, #just, #does

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Time is short. Waste it wisely.

#time, #sarcasm, #waste, #lazy

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To be or not to be

me

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Don't underestimate
me

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Sometimes, the only way in is an outlet.

#in, #out, #opposite

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Everything that glitters isn't gold;

but you buy it anyway!

#glitter, #gold, #shopping

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I wanna be scared of how strong i feel for you

#true, #love

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you think you walk amidst the crowd but, oh, don't you notice that you are the crowd

#crowd, #you

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if you want to prove your worth, go out and do something

#do, #it, #dont, #hesitate

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*that time you banged your phone hard instead of just going to settings and turning the ducking autocorrect off*

#autocorrect, @juneocallagh

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ducking autocorrect

#autocorrect

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Thank God it's a hashtag, or else people would find out I really am dumb.

Oops.

#awkward

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I try to write posts unrelated to the topics but it always ends being "#awkward."

Like right now.

#awkward

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Eureka! There really are aliens!- I am talking to one right now!

#awkward, @maymay, @maymay_mcmay

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#so, #sweet

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'Cause when one door closes; two others open. The only thing is, you can't go that far when you're holding in a pee.

#awkward

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When you bragged so much they allowed you to be on their side for the competition, and you can't even answer the easiest question..

Well, to that person- the feeling is mutual

#awkward

Totally drunk with 'just friends'....

Now I've told them and I need to kill them..

#awkward

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I talked on and on for about five hours and my friend be like,"Yeah, what were you gonna say?"

#awkward

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Come on, it was REAL urgent and I wasn't in my senses. By the way; the men's bathroom is very clean...

#awkward

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The sweetest thing is when someone notices your absence and the most hurtful thing is when one doesn't...

##sweetest, #notice, #absence

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A wise man once said," Will you be my girlfriend?" I see that man has turned into a dumb idiot.

#relationships

#i, #screwed, #up, #big, #time

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Little keys open big locks, simple words reflect great thoughts, your smile can cure heart blocks; So keep on smiling : )

#keep, #that, #smile, #on, #your, #face

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......................................................Ok?

#all, #that, #for, #an, #ok, #!?!?!

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It isn't a mess until you ruin it too.

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But what about the bulls?!

#meat

While we go crazy after some mutant named after a wolf, we hesitate to even touch a normal human being.

#togetheragainstleukemia

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Prove that humanity exists.
Step up.

#togetheragainstleukemia

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We share the same blood, so save it...

#togetheragainstleukemia

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S- Save
your

B-Brothers and

S-Sisters;

C-CARE

#togetheragainstleukemia

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Unicorns are like bad-flavoured ice cream. They don't exist.

#icecream, #unicorns

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Dear X-Factor Cast,
I saw the show on Tv while eating whatever's under the couch. I saw scenes where you let us loose on humans and it seems very exciting and so it instigated me to audition.

Creeping you out always,
Cockroach

#cockroach

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Buy a swatting net!

#cockroach

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Who says people can't fall in love with fat people? They are just testing if somebody accepts them from the inside...

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$__ __ (__\__) INFINITY$

#infinity

An apple a day keeps everybody away. That is if you throw it hard enough ( ;

#apple, #throw, #classic

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•Wish
Upon
A
Star•

#believe

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Out with the old, in with the bold.

#boldomatic, #old

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Bf: I hate you

Gf:* Gives evil frown *

Bf: like I love you, I hate you; like I love you-love you-love you

#mr., #lonely

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It's not a problem when you see a cockroach.

It becomes a problem when it disappears.

#cockroach

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With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

Reposted from syllan69

#music, #is, #my, #soul

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There are no well- mannered magicians- coz the tablecloth trick is the classic

#manners

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#you, #are, #stupid, #in, #any, #language

Do you like music?

Do you like breathing?!

#like, #are, #you, #serious

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reposted by boldoctor

time you enjoy wasting is not wasted.

(everytime i go on boldomactic)

Reposted from jaybyrd

#boldomatic, #wasting, #time

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If a writer loves you,
you can never die.

• Mik Everett

Reposted from anonymous

#your, #heart, #beats, #in, #the, #pages, #of, #his, #life

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Life is like a donut. What goes around, comes around; it's not always sweet but we love it anyway.

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Love
is
Fragile

#love, #is, #magic

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When you see someone crying, don't ask them why or how, but sit there with them and say nothing.

Silences have secrets.

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I can see what you feel on your face; but don't have the courage to say so..

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I don't think they are worth a contest!

Reposted from Luenchen

#kim, #kanye

Let's not talk about You-Know-Who.

You mean Monday?!

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Everything that glitters isn't gold.
But you buy it anyway...

#shopaholic, #hold, #$money$

Weekends come in bullock carts amd leave in Ferraris.

The las t tome I ever considered listening to you, Moesha was still on TV.

Airplanes are also fit for the runway but we don't go around wearing them! In your face, 'Latest Fashion'!

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Go to hell- I don't care!

a lot of adults make fun of our generation but sometimes they forget that they're the ones who raised it

Reposted from avant-garde

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Married last May and have a baby too! Her ass is working like magic!

#kimye

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#kimye

ADMIT IT
LIFE
WOULD
BE
BORING
WITHOUT
BOLDOMATIC

(*•*)

Reposted from juneocallagh

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next Time when I'm Alone And A stranger starts Talking To me I'm Going To look At Them ,SHOCKED,And

WHISPER

" You Can See Me "?

Reposted from juneocallagh

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It's my job to take credit of your hardwork.

I'M YOUR BOSS.

#boss

The key to promotion: Always act as if your boss's joke was funny.

#boss

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A Good
Mood Is Like A Balloon,
All it Takes
is one
Little Prick
To Ruin It ^_^

Reposted from juneocallagh

If I win a lottery, I won't be one of those people that immediately leave my job. I'd make my boss's life a living hell for a week or two.

#boss

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I work only for Money.
If you want Loyalty,
Hire A Dog

#boss

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'I'm your boss and I mever make mistakes.'

#boss, @juneocallagh

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I am not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.

#boss

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I heard you're a player.
Nice to meet you, I'm the coach.

#boss

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No one get more real than parents. They compliment you behind your back but talk shit to your face. That's real.

Reposted from anonymous

#parents, #love, #em, #anyway

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Soar in the sky like a free bird- and keep shitting on the people that annoy you.

When you are crying endlessly and somebody says a joke.

#Like, #Hey, #I'm, #Trying, #to, #cry, #here!

A day without seeing the mirror and with no wifi turned me inspirational and devotional.

If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them

Reposted from Miss.V

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Worrying is stupid!
Its like walking around with an umbrella and waiting for it to rain.

Reposted from Miss.V

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Never lose your uniqueness

#uniqueness, #YOU, #different, #HatersGonaaHate

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Balloons
are so weird like Have A Happy Birthday !
Here's A plastic
SACK of my BREATH !

Reposted from juneocallagh

#Weird

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Reposted from orion

#They, #Need, #your, #Help

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If you trust a person with a secret, make sure that he isn't your Ex.

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We make our own demons..

#IronMan, #demons, #enemies, #be, #careful

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If it's taking all your effort, it's not worth it.

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•Everybody has dark and twisted secrets inside of them•

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Blending in isn't wrong, but losing your uniquness with it is.

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Reposted from aana

#Notice, #Me, #Now

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Quiet people have the loudest minds.

Reposted from bold

#Speak, #Up

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Guess Who Got A Monthly Points Level Badge 3!!

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You don't look like 200 likes in person.

Reposted from anonymous

#repost, @sarcasm_only, #have, #you, #ever, #even, #seen, #a, #mirror

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The Silent Truth

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The limelight gives the glow but manipulates the pride of the glory.

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#newnormal, #inspire

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Don't care what the haters say!

#be#bold

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Sometimes how you planned isn't the way it's gonna be. Just go with it.

#destiny

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Perfect was so boring I returned to be myself.

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Smile.
It drives people crazy.

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Crossed you with a cheerio- and a hockey stick, a steeel pole, a punch, a slap and a kick.

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Go get a reality check

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If you could just add a mini-game like a live bold-off but love the updates anyway!

@dAn, @Boldomatic

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I play act like in my bathroom every day. I play the role of a singer and the shower plays my audience

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You
Only
Live
Once

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@juneocallagh

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I want to hold treasurous things. I want to always have a surprise inside of me. I always want to have someone who loves me. I want to be a fridge.

Reposted from llamabat

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Eerything looks good beside YOU!

Well, you didn't.

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I swallowed some food coloring. I feel like I have dyed a little inside..

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I am not forgetf- what were we talking about?

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I hate two-faced people, they confuse me about which face to slap

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He loves me, he is a crazy idiot with the worst taste in girls, he loves me....

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never be afraid to laugh at yourself, you could be missing out on the joke of the century

Reposted from Nanoolsen

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I think about you,

every moment of every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every week of every year of every decade of every century of every milennium there will ever be....

#love#you#mom, @juneocallagh

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The
'EARTH' without
'ART'
is just
'EH'

Reposted from gingerly

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I pressed the load more button thrice to find my last post that I posted yesterday..

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If you forget your password, try searching it on google( ;

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I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere.

Reposted from anonymous

#happybday#stranger

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The ice cream that you eat when you are sad is made up of 1 part of what the company sold and 3 parts of your tears.

#icecream

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sometimes when you say a name, it brings out a picture in your mind. Just as the name Cinderella reminds me of carrots

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History, I like you too but you are too old for me...

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I just need 1 follower for my 1st badge!!

@juneocallagh

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Try something new. So I added ketchup and salt to my ice cream

#icecream

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Strawberry flavoured Wednesday

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#icecream

If life fails you and you get really really angry;
Eat some ice cream!

#icecream

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When I have a brainfreeze due to ice cream, I realize that love can be painful

#icecream

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Repost

Something you want to post but don't want to type all of it.

Will you go to the prom with me?

No.

OMG. Sorry, my cat. was running on the keyboard!!

I go to the gym.

It is a different thing that I go there to drop my wife....

Sorry, can't hangout today. Gotta stop my cat who is secretly planning to take over the world. Maybe next time?

Somebody once told me that I ruined everything I touched. So I was thinking, maybe I touched his face.

If you say that dieting burns calories, look at any bull or ox. All its life it ate only grass....
; )

My ex: Stood beside a cute couple today. Reminded me of you.

Me: Stood beside some dog poop today. Reminded me of you.

As the swirling clouds mould themselves in different shapes, the Sun shines life upon them....

Did it pain a lot when you fell?

Yes,but I am fine..

Oh pardon me, I was talking to the floor..

I hate people who lecture me about hiding my true self under illusions.

While applying toms of makeup.

As the gentle ripples caress the sand, it rejoices to have found its galore

I saw in Nat Geo that SOS smoke and houses that are meant to be seen in dense forests are bright orange,red or yellow so we don't lose sight of them.

Remotes really need to come in those colours.

#remotecontrol

I didn't give you the remote control all year long as I saved it for Christmas.

And certainly not because I lost it.

#remotecontrol

The problem is, when you have to give the remote control to your dad (when it is lost) you can't say that the dog ate it.

Actually,why not?

#remotecontrol

Ironic how harder it is to find the remote control than its batteries

#remotecontrol

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Taped,snatched,thrown,banged (now,that is juat those idiot batteries!!),pressed,expected to automatically land into my users hands....

Is there anything left of me???

#remotecontrol

Sometimes, I use my remote control to fight with my friend pretending it was that cool sword from Star Trek

#remotecontrol

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I feel like my remote control purposely doesn't work until I get hurt banging it.

#remotecontrol

Our family tradition is to fight over the remote control even though nobody will get up to take it.

#remotecontrol

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"Hey, I just discovered that I had the super power of invisibility!"
"No, I am just being ignored"

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My attitude doesn't depend an who I am.

But who you are.

When you are sad, don't cry. It is what the person who made you feel that way wants.

Truth is like glass. Transparent,beautiful and easily broken

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Don't underestimate yourself based on what they say. There is a reason those people are just called 'they'. Who are THEY to YOU...

Just be happy with yourself

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My first moments in my life were so sad and hard, I have forgotten them.

But some say I cried and screamed so much I wasn't able to talk for a year and my face turned red.

#GoodnessKnowsWhy

#birth

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A wise child once asked,"Don't babies face jetlag?"

#birth

A wise child once said," From where do storks get their packages?

#birth

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Today, I found a dwarf crying.

He said," I am not happy"

I asked,"Which one are you then?"

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Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes- small,large, circle, thin crust, extra toppings.....

An alcoholic walks into a bar...and a chair....and a table

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The warm welcome
in white divinity
It cracks to let out an angel in yellow
and she recognises whom she has to give joy with her mild chirps
Her first flight spreads magic and love and she goes on to give birth to another angel for her last years......

#birth

Why does everybody think that their child will grow up to be a footballer when he kicks?

#birth

Pregnancy is the only time a woman feels happy on gaining weight.

#birth

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It's not your fault you were not born rich, but it is if you die so.

- Bill Gates

#birth, @roosterbear

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reposted by stargater

Have you ever wondered how do they count the age of a child born on the 29th of February?

#birth

If I would get a dollar on every Candy Crush request I get, I wouldn't have typed this post but gotten it typed.

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You don't like this post.

Happy April Fool's day!!!

sry guys to b inactive due to exams will b till 31st

#phobia

I get dizzy reading those weird phobias- is there a name for that!?

#phobia

I get dizzy reading those weird phobia names- is there a phobia for that?

There are 200 babies born in a second- so if your card reading shows hell, be happy you are not screwed alone ( ;

Green dress, green beer, green mood but no trees...

I don't care if you don't like me posts- I LOVE myself and I wasn't born to impress you

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You're just walking down the street- you see yourself. You have a good chat and she has to leave. You suddenly realise at that beautiful moment what you have done with yourself.

Then you ask her,"Are you satisfied?"

But she's gone.....

You're just walking down the street- you see yourself. You have a good chat and she has to leave. You suddenly realise at that beautiful moment what you have done with yourself.

Then you ask her,"Are you satisfied?"

But she's gone.....

The world's false principle:

Gold when he works for you

Sold when he doesn't.......

Let it go,let it go- its gotten so old it cant stay-ay-ay

Let it go, let it go-o-o, its time and this is its day- ay- ay

I saw this written on an old man's shirt:

"I am not 66 years old.... I am sweet 16 with 50 years of experience.."

#myperspective

With a Twist...

Finals
Inals
Nals
Als
Ls
Summer

Safari: The dress is white and gold!

Chrome: The dress is blue and black!

Explorer: I challenge you to do the ice bucket challenge!

#myperspective

Success is not what is seen but scoured

#myperspective

Try to
spot your
ANGEL
in diguise

#myperspective

See the world with rose-coloured glasses; they are trending

#myperspective

Fat?
I prefer the term 'horizontally challenged'

#myperspective

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...and they lived happily ever after...

But who said together?

#plottwist

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The hero is the bad guy but the bad guy is supposed to be the hero so if the bad is the hero and the hero is not the hero....WTF!!?

#plottwist

Fat, me?

I'm just horizontally challenged

Plot twist is like a literally twisting cyclone in a suspiciously calm sea

#plottwist

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Unknown family members has gotten old, let's try unknown free wifi

#plottwist

A plot twist in your life is like having your paradise island with a cool blue sea.

But you're hydrophobic.

#plottwist

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PUNCH!BANG!PUNCH!

Don't worry its just Superman doing the laundry his old fashioned way

#plottwist

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PUNCH!

Don't worry it was just the hero doing the laundry

Sometimes when you twist the plot, you squeeze out all the juice

#plottwist

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There are more than a million people born o the same days and thousand millions in a week. So if your fortune shows that you are screwed, be happy you are not the only one.

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If you really understand, you would not have just said that to me but would have actually done something

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Learn to say

NO

ABRACADABRA!

Nope, you're still a bitch

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Be BOLD
in what you stand for and be careful with what you fall for

The best and the most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched-they must be felt by the heart

-Helen Keller

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See the
BIG
Picture

I really like it when people give me another chance to improve. I don't know why others call it pointing a finger at someone's flaws.

She keeps a hair brush, a lipstick, some ribbons and bows, 4 pairs of earrings and some eyeliner in her toilet just in case she has the mood to take a selfie. Wait, I forgot some fake backdrops

"I am going to make all my bad habits disappear."
"Don't leave us like this-actually,do.

#badhabits

She said she was gonna change all her old,bad habits. I am 100% sure now they are goin to be new ones

#badhabits

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All my enemies share a common bad habit.
Messing with me.

#badhabits

Farting in a filled room is bad manners!?
But it was slow and monotonous like the way I used to wish my teacher so show me some respect!!

#badhabits

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But I did say sorry after punching you on the face!!

#badhabits

Old habits die hard.

Bad habits live to make you die.

#badhabits

Hate it when you have to frown on the most wonderful thing in the world. Then I think, who cares? Just SMILE

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Mary had a little lamb
and it wore a pink top.
Mary sold the little lamb to a butchers shop

I hate people who say you're a filthy pig and then go for a mud bath

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Getting up and banging my phone to the modem while texting is enough work already

Dont read after this...

YOU CHEATER!!!!

If redbull really gave wings, the can would be 1 grand

Do you wanna be beautiful/handsome?

Go to the mirror and say,"I am ME"

I'm not a tease. I'm just a reminder of what you can't have.

Reposted from anonymous

What I think-

Awe ome
------s------
----------
-------
----
--
-

What it turns out-
I think you all know that

Dear Film/Serial show Postal Service,

What's with the missing memos?!?!

Love you to Neptune and back- atleast thats further than the moon

"I'm feeling so hot and sweaty. Curse this Global Warming!"
*Starts smoking and burns his trash he carried such a long way*
"I tried...."

Its celebration time! I finally fit my old jeans!
*Orders a grand feast and eats with happiness*

#OOPS

If you run behind opportunities desperately You look like a dog trying to catch its tail

I life gave me apples I would hang one daily on every clinic I go

If life gave me a lemon I would eat it with salt

Hey, Its fine if you are weird. Cool people are weird for weird people but for them weird people are different or crazy people that only think of them as cool people but what they actually are are different crazy people in the weird people's crazy different way.
*My head is spinning*

Cheap valentines day gifts recipe:
- Take sime old stuff the other would like if it was newer
- Decorate it

TADA

No need for the thank you, my pleasure

They say we should think twice before we say something but they also support quick-witted people and admire them more. They are so weird (just like me)

My life is so unserious dat every chat conversation has -'SRSLY!?!!?!'

I am not saying that I am against partying after the job, I'm just saying that I can't come with you as I wanna stay Safe

#susy

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Susy, I saw you adding alcohol in everybody's iced tea....And no need for an explanation, your face is enough

#susy

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One day, I saw Susy returning from office

*Removes the clip from her hair, reveals her skirt hidden under her track pants and takes her blazer off*
I'm like,"OMG!!??"
#InstaTransformation

#susy

#Sassy.
#Salaried.
#Superwoman.
#Smart.
#Srsly unserious.
#Silly.
#Sappy- Come on, atleast a little.
#Stylish.
#Solitary.
#Summery.
#SUSY......

#susy

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Middle Class Superhero- SUZY WOMAN

#susy

Everytime I see you my heart misses a beat. Half my life goes in this and I STILL wanna be near yoy

relation shit l8 bt here it is:

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After 2 minutes:
Hey! I just discovered-withOUT google- I have a baby sister!!!

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Liker: Should look a liitle around my house man- I may have a father...

Life isn't a Fairytale

If you had Magic today, The museum would have a new 'Dangerou and Mystifying' exhibit...

#fairytale

Life isn't a Fairy Tale

If when I was last awake 16 years ago, I'd go take a shower first

#fairytale

Keep on getting heart-shaped Extra Cheese Pizzas from 'Mr. Anonymous' for Valentine's Day

#FairyTale

#fairytale

Words on books and Decisions of your life DIFFER.

#fairytale

Dont wonder all day about your fairytale ending; go out there and MAKE it.

#fairytale

Today was a fairytale,
You were the prince- I yse to be a damsel in distress... You took me the hand and walking like we're six- TODAY WAS A FAIRYTALE

#fairytale

Celebs' kids know their parents more from google and less from person

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Who are we?

Lazy People!

What do we want?

A cure for Laziness

When do we want it?

LATER!!!

That one time you talked to yourself in your mind and realised you are a total bully to yourself

Never forget... What was I gonna say?

My dog gave me a brown coloured gift under the tree...

It was Love at first sight when I saw
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THE MIRROR

GLITTER
FOREVER

#GoGirly

Apu,
Did you ever rub a magical genie lamp? Or are you a genie??

#kwikemart

I wish there was a day when there's nobody in the mall and everything is for you, for FREE
#IN THE BAG

#kwikemart

They say you can't buy everything; I don't think they were a simpsons fan...,

#kwikemart

Is it this place from which the rainbow ponies buy their puke?

#kwikemart

Witches could get some CRAZY things from here!

#kwikemart

Witches could get some CRAZY things from here!

Hey I just got to know this store is from Simpsons! Sorry, but its not appropriate for me

If you have everything, get your city some skin-coloured skin

Kwik-E-Mart, can I buy a flat 100% sale for free?

You need sharp eyes to see the 'upto' in sales

Trolleys should have 'Baby on Board' signs

#kwikemart

The First time I walked into a store I was impressed by no need of saying 'Open Sesame'

#kwikemart

When I was 3,Wearing my I <3 Veggies shirt, I walked into the store and found the coolest rock-on-a-stick. Someone told me it is for eating and I too a bite. Now I recognise that rock as HAM.

#kwikemart

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My groceries cost me $13. I gave them my collectio of coupons. They owed me $5.

#kwikemart

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I LOVE shopping; but I can't go in as my Jimmy Choos will get dirty.So I just look through windows.

#kwikemart

They say when the World never gives, Quick-E-Mart stands by your Doorstep

I go to Kwik-E-Mart so Frequently I Sleepwalk there

Don't think Twice. However Random it is, it is a Thought...

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I envy those people who eat more than any of us and NEVER get fat )-:

Boldomatic- Let's voice ourselves and be BOLD

I have to think a Hundred times before telling you Something, but it's Worth it.

Dog's life: Eat,Poop and have puppies.
Human life: Eat,Work,Marry,Have kids, go to School, (forgot Poop) and goodness knows what else....
Now tell me whose life is worse...

Talents are Hidden and Confidence is the Key to the door..

If you're Isolated, Remember; Only Tigers come alone....

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Well, If Global Warming was in hearts; I'd Surely Welcome it

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Writing with a nib-less Pencil is just Pointless

Making the Monday Grocery List:

Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee

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There are 3 types of Crazy People:

-Lovingly mad
-Annoyingly mad
- Mentally mad

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Study has different names:

-Piles of things with stuff printed on them but not magazines
-Torture in the name of a torch to your future
-Something they send you to school for
-MUG SESSIONS

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Ever Wondered why ABBREVIATION is such a long word??

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I Dream of a world with NO Candy Crush Requests
#Bliss

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If I could Start over,
I would like to keep in mind that the world is Coal:Black in the start, Red when you usually see it and grey when you don't. Anyways, the light isn't worth holding.....

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A Transparent world:

Plain and Beautiful,
Not Vain but Dutiful....

#newtopia

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If I could start over, I would start building a time machine from the first minute.....

#newtopia

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Now, we have everything more than before-except true friends and real-life happy ends

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Bullying me isn't my insult; but yours ya BULL-Y

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Even the moon ha a side it does not show; what do you expect from people...

@stargater., @boldoctor

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