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"we need to scratch behind the surface to see what the history is, who is using it or being used by it, and for what reasons"

"Dancing in the glory of Monsters"
Jason D. Stearns

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The only way problems can bite you in the ass, anatomically speaking, is when you're not facing them.

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At my funeral, take the flowers off my coffin and throw them into the crowd, to see who is next.

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assumption is the mother of all fuckups

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The best thing one can do when it's raining,
is to let it rain.

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6.9

A good 69 ruined by a period.

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i'm so bad: i told my gf that my grandma was a little hard of hearing, so speak louder and slower; i told my grandma that my gf was a little retarded, so please be patient with her.

now the fun begins...

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We don't fear being alone in the woods.
We fear not being alone in the woods.

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when
the winds of change blow

some build walls
others build windmills

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You don't have to vaccinate all your children - only the ones you want to keep.

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You could at least hold my hand while you fuck my heart.

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Monotony weighs down on the soul more than tragedy ever could.

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There's no half-singing in the shower.

You're either a rock star or an opera diva.

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i choose my underware for the day based on how likely i am to have sex. today i'm wearing a used grocery bag i found floating across the highway .

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Practice safe text -

use commas & never miss a period.

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IT IS ONLY WHEN A MOSQUITO LANDS ON YOUR TESTICLES THAT YOU REALIZE THERE IS ALWAYS A WAY TO SLOVE PROBLEMS WITHOUT USING VIOLENCE. . . . . . !

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I wanna be
16 again and ruin my life differently.
I got new ideas.

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You're miserable because you're smart, be stupid to live happy.

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We've always been told that the future belonged to our children, but we didn't know they would have to save it from us.

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The beginning
is exciting.

The end
is rewarding.

The middle part simply sucks.

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Biology says-

Only humans can control their bowel movements willingly.

Yet people shit everywhere .

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Wo nichts mehr geht,
fängt alles an.

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when you feel insignificant remember you're just a fart in a thunderstorm

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Biology says-

Only humans can control their bowel movements willingly.

Yet people shit everywhere .

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When you burn the bridge between us,
I hope you choke
from the smoke.

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That feeling when you don't want to go pee because you're comfy but you can't sleep because you need to pee. . .

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Wann klaut mir endlich dieser Ausländer meinen Job?

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sometimes you kiss the memories not the person .

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We do not suffer from injuries caused by external attacks anymore, we suffer from heart attacks, depression and other ills that we have created for ourseves

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The desires of the heart are many, those of the broken heart are imense

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When the mind is blind, the eyes are useless

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Summer is like a very long Sunday. When it's almost over, you wonder why you wasted it.

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True love fucks you the hardest.

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If you think life is too short,

get a shitty job

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Actions speak louder than words... Sure.

Let me hear them sing together.

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I take super hot showers to practice burning in hell.

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You're wasting your young hot bodies on the internet.
Go, fuck on the roof.

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Das beste
am Eistee ist,
mann darf ihn
im Büro trinken.

Das beste
an Whiskey ist,
er sieht aus wie Eistee.

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never forget the music that raised your soul

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I kept sweeping things under the rug now my problems are so big they wear the rug as a cape!

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Für Risiken und Neben-wirkungen macht einfach was ihr wollt.

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We all wish superpower existed but in reality humans can't even handle different skin color.

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If I had a baby dragon, that little fucker would sit on my shoulder all day, talk shit about people with me, and shoot flames at people we hate...

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I know a lot about a little, a little about a lot, and nothing about most.

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I'm sure the things i do are considered 'normal' in some culture somewhere.

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I asked her, do you want to see me naked?

Yes, she answered.

I released my soul, she ran screaming her way.

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It's ok if there is no method to your madness

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HE WAS SOO FAR UP HIS OWN ASS...
I REPORTED HIM MISSING .

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it's too late, friends. let's play, drink wine, and watch the fire

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Everybody turns to stare,
on this beautiful derriere.

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Don't wrestle with the pigs,
it just makes them happy
and gets you dirty.

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The sun watches what I do, but the moon knows all my secrets

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We are what we have lived in the past, making who we are today and what we want to become tomorrow.

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I'm only water,
said the drop.

You're shining,
answered the sun.

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I'm only water,
said the drop.

You're shining,
answered the sun.

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People write because no one listens.

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I suffer from that disorder where i speak the truth and it pisses people off.

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Rainbows are roads between dreams

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The weekend is cancelled.

Go back to work.

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They called him an Angle, but somebody cut his wings

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Text me a dirty picture of your intelligence.

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Keep your nudes, send me your grandma's lasagne recipe.

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no shirt
no shoes
no problems

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I THINK I MAY NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP.....

A CHEF, A BUTLER AND A MAID SHOULD DO IT!

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No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

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When used to privileges, equality feels like discrimination.

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Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud

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a b c d e f u c k i t

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To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.

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Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you.

Push and Pull.

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Our lives are
often swallowed
by our experience,
so fight hard, stay strong
and don't become
the things you suffer.

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If stupid people realize they are stupid, are they stupid no more?

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ALCOHOL INCREASES THE SIZE OF THE 'SEND' BUTTON BY 89%.

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To me you're sunshine.

To you I'm just a shadow in the night.

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It took me a long time to feel comfortable in my own skin, to own up to things that i love in life,to poor my heart into the passions i have, people always try to put you in a box, people try to label you - but we were born as individuals and i will remain as an individual!This is my life & this is how i'm gonna live it.

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In the end we are all judged by the courage of our hearts

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shit
is a very flexible matter

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if i am silent it's because there's thunder inside me. or i'm just chillin, it depends. may the odds be ever in your favour.

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Logic and reason have no foothold in a world overrun by idiots.

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Adulthood means complaining about everything and everyone until you die.

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That's what I do: I drink and I know things

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I love when you look at someone with a smile on your face, and they break into a smile back at you, not because they know why you're smiling, but because you're happy, and that's enough to make them happy.

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I HATE TO CANCEL.

I KNOW WE MADE PLANS TO GET TOGETHER TONIGHT,
BUT THAT WAS TWO HOURS AGO,

I WAS YOUNGER THEN AND FULL OF HOPE.

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NOTE TO SELF
you are not required to set yourself on fire to keep other people warm

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Dear Life,

consider to kiss me first before you fuck me.

Sincerely...

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I am not Adele.

So I'm never going to say "I wish nothing but the best for you."

Die, bitch.

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Have you ever noticed that the dishes and radio telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointing away from Earth?

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bad decisions make good stories

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The answer may not lie at the bottom of a bottle of wine,
but you should at least check.

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Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.

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I wish that I had my shit together as much as people who can prepare their lunch the-day-before...

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I've woken up over 10,000 times and I'm still not used
to it.

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Es ist nicht unbedingt schlecht, wenn dein Leben auf dem Kopf steht.

Das ist wie bei Shampoo-Flaschen, manchmal kommt mehr dabei heraus.

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reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus.

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I couldn't find the remote, so I just yelled at the TV for being too loud.

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How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then to rest afterward.

~Spanish proverb

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Laughter
is the best medicine
unless you have diarrhea.

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Life's not a bitch.
Life is a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch cause she won't let you get that pussy.

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You know that feeling when you just woke up, and someone stole your brain?

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Pardon my French, but watch le fuck out

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it's so hard being a single mother when you don't have any kids and you're a male.

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If bedbugs are found on beds, who ever came up with the name cockroach?

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Today I heard a guy on the street say, "It's chowder season, baby!" so I pushed him in front of a bus because those are awesome last words

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Resist the moon's love advice and wait on the sun to return to the sky

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Always trust in your own stupidity.

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A grateful heart is a magnet for miracles.

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THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU LOOK AT YOUR BEST FRIEND AND YOU REALIZE....

YOU'RE BOTH
FUCKING LEGENDS.

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Ignoring truths for temporary happiness

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Realizing that you are loved is like feeling the warm sun on your skin after a long winter.

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isn't it funny
how we slowly turn into bitter ones,
while we try to become
better ones?

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if a turtle loses its shell....

is it naked, or homeless?

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I want to make you unlonely

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I miss the way shit used to be.

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If you've had sex with less than 12 people, people that have had sex with you belong to a more exclusive club than those who have walked on the moon.

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I can't stop drinking about
you.

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I MUST ADMIT THAT I DO NOT ALWAYS BEHAVE ACCORDING TO MY AGE.
BUT WHEN I DO IT'S FUCKING BORING.

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We are living in the age of global warming and human coldness.

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This place is fucked. All of you people are sick. I love it.

See you tomorrow.

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If you haven't told someone you love them today, your heart isn't getting enough exercise.

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I'd love to steal all your tomorrows and be all your todays.

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I rarely do what I want and even more rarely what I should.

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women don't fart. They however shoot tiny puffs of glitter, that sound like a unicorn's laughter and smell like rainbows.

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Someone might as well dress me as a donkey and attach a carrot on a long stick to my head and call it a boyfriend.

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Sometimes
I have to take a nap in the afternoon. It is starting. Death is sending postcards.

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Add love, subtract hate, divide the happiness among people and multiply it by infinity.

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To be loved like expensive shoes: to be polished and glossed, but at the end of the day, to be be trotten on.

Chaos, panic and disorder.

My work here is done.

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I have acid rain in my brain
and it's killing the flowers in my heart

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As you grow older
your Christmas list gets shorter
because the things
you really want
can't be bougth.

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I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
But, if the white runs out,
I'll drink the red....

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lieber sekt saufen und rumbumsen, als abwarten und tee trinken!

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Its the
eyes that
tell.

Not the
smile.

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Wahre Freunde sind nicht die, die dich gleich wieder hochziehen, wenn du am Boden bist. Wahre Freunde setzen sich erstmal dazu.

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i was looking for the brakes of the dustbin i was riding

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Pay more attention to what people do, their action will show you the truth

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An Elephant never fails to lift its own tusks

(Bagandan saying)

I know, I am nothing, I am played with, I am friendly, nobody has to fear me
I know, I am weak, I am lied to, people think am wrong, people think am stupid.
But thats me - I cant change, I know I am right

I wont change, no matter
how many times I am screwed

Vielleicht ist nicht der Montag Scheiße, sondern unsere Jobs?

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They tried to bury us

They didn't know we were seeds...

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Love is a blind whore with a mental disease and no sense of humor

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The sexual position formally known as 69 is now called 96.
Due to the economy, the cost of eating out has gone up.

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I think a harmonica might be just what I need to take my depression to the next level.

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Oh what a lovely day. Everything's still stupid and we're
all dying.

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Nothing is scarier than the people who try to find easy answers to complicated questions.

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Let's just stay here a little while.
Between reality and dream.
Between heaven and hell.
Between normality and madness.

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“I guess sunsets are proof that endings can be beautiful too.”

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Because my love for you is beyond words, I decided to shut up.

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I'm not good at push ups, pull ups, or sit ups.

I'm pretty good at fuck ups tho.

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I share, therefore I am.

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fear hides within the shadows of hate.

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Is life difficult, the morality is low

Ist das Leben schwer, sind die Sitten leicht

a wise woman once said "fuck this shit"...

and she lived happily ever after

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Africa is a school for the character, but also a cemetery of illusions

Afrika ist eine Schule für den Charakter, aber auch ein Friedhof der Illusionen

Life is very beautiful...., when you know how to celebrate your pain...

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uncertain times
demand love.

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Sometimes even the devil on my shoulder asks 'what the hell are you doing?'

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no reason?
no excuse!

what did the elephant say to the nude man? "it's cute,but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Your current situation is not your final destination. That's difficult to believe sometimes.

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I have to stopp looking after others, because nobody looks after me

I can't look after other people, because nobody looks after me

Feelings are much like waves, we can't stop them from coming, but we can choose which one to surf

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One word of truth is worth more than a thousand words of polite chitchat

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C A $ H H U $ T L E R W O R K H A R D P L A Y H A R D

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Ancient men stared into space; modern men stare into their phones. The emptiness is the same.

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I'm no good at love poems.
I just want you to know that you make my pee-pee feel funny.

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Too alien for earth, too human for outer space.

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Going insane and not coming back...

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Some people come into our lives to teach us not to be like them.

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don't lower your expectations
just slower your expectations

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Your happiness is the greatest revenge against those who bring you down.

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I am not single, I am in a long staning relationship with fun and freedom

Fingers away from the Rösti

What the fuck do birds have to be so happy about at 5am?

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Don't let people treat you like a cigarette, they only use you when they are bored and step on you when they are done. Be like drugs, let them die for you.

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sometimes I
drink water just to
surprise my liver

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Choos a job your love and you will never have to work a day in your life

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When you are dead you don't know you are dead. But for your environment it's hard.

It's exactly the same, when you are dumb.

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Thats life, sometimes you are the dog, sometimes you are the tree

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Be a Pineapple,
stand tall,
wear a Crown and be sweet inside

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LIFE IS TO SHORT TO WAKE UP IN A BAD MOOD..
I SAVE MINE UNTIL I GO TO WORK ;-)

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I STARTED OUT WITH NOTHING.... I STILL HAVE SOME OF IT LEFT.

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I need you to love me a little louder today.

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When you try your hardest not to be a fucker, but everyone you deal with is a fucker, so you end up being a bigger fucker just to outfuck the fuckers.

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I feel fucked,
but in a good way.

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You don't love someone for theirs looks, or theirs clothes, or their fancy ear, but because they sing a song only you can hear.

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How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?

It's not hard.

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And as we lie beneath the stars
We realize how small we are
If they could love like you and me
Imagine what the world could be.

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There are millions of people out there that would love to live the shitty days like yours.

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I close my eyes, hold my breath so as not to breathe anything in and piss away my dignity

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It's easier to be than to become

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Rest in Peace Shida

Sometimes I'm wondering:
Everybody asks for money, to pay that, to finance this, to send their birthday gift; but me, I not even receive a simple "thank you", a "how are you?", a simple "hello" or a "happy birthday". Do these words to write cause as much pain in their ass, as the money I gave them did in mine?

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you may say I am a dreamer, but I am not the only one

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i was born crying, I live complaining and I will die unsatisfied

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