loulou's Posts

ich bin eine frau

ich weiss nicht so genau was ich will

aber ich werde sauer wenn ich es nicht bekomme

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make it simple

but significant

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having a vagina doesn't stop me from believing that my balls are bigger than yours.

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it's not you...

it's me.

but it's mostly you.

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this

"merry kissmyass"

match so perfectly today

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me being rude:
shut the fuck up

me being polite:
please shut the fuck up

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if you treat me like i'm single

i'll act like i'm single

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kiss me hard before you go

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he doesn't believe in shooting stars

he believes in shoes and cars

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my boobs and I hope that you get well soon

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Warning:

If you see me dancing all crazy in public it doesn't mean i'm drunk.

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all i want for christmas is you...

just kidding, give me shoes

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life is too short to be serious all the time.

so if you can't laugh at yourself call me, I will laugh at you

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your ass must get jealous of all the shit comes out of your mouth

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of course do I talk to myself. sometimes I need expert advice

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i hope we have so much fun tonight that you have to tell me all about it tomorrow

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instead of getting periods, can girls just get a text from mother nature saying "you're not pregnant, have a nice day!"

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i can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that!

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How am I meant to control my life I can’t even control my hair

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they say, 1 out of every 3 people cheat in a relationship.

not sure if it's my husband or my boyfriend

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YES i am single...

and you'll have to be fucking amazing to change that!

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usuable or just friends?

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you deserve a standing ovation from my tallest finger

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bubble bath
chocolate
whisky

i'm in heaven

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when i serve you breakfast in bed, just say thanks!

don't be like: who the fuck are you? or how did you got into my flat?

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i just want you to be happy

and naked

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accept my deep

sympathy

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whenever someone says to me "oh, you looks so familiar, where do i know you from?" i like to respond with "do you watch porn?"

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i may love to shop, but i'm not buying your bullshit!

hemko, superfoxyana, kj55 and izzi like this

if you love someone, let them go. if they come back, you're not as big of a bitch as you tought.

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i do not spew profanities, i enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.

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S. W. A. G.

she wants a gentleman

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if someday we all go to prison for downloading music,

i just hope they split us by the music genre

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i did not slap you

i high fived your face

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i'm that kind of girl you can take home to mom, but i'll give you a blow-job on the way there

when karma comes back to punch you in the face, i wanna be there... just in case it needs help

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yes, i am a witch

no, i am not evil

yes, i do dance naked

no, you can not watch

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go for it!

without any regrets