PurpleLuv's Posts

I always start phone conversations with "my phone is about to die.." just so people don't waste my time.

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The first to apologize is always the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest.=-)

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I wonder how many calories bitches consume by jumping into conclusions.

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When My Guy keeps cAlling me ,bae ..bae..I keep saYing
Im cumn,Im cumn,Lol

someTime
I feel
LikeA nut,,
SomeTime
I Dnt,,,,

You're You are
Your It belongs to you
They're They are
Their It belongs to them
There A place
We're We are
Were Past tense of are
Where A place
Then A point in time
Than A method of comparison
Two The number 2
To Indicates motion
Too Also or excessively

IT'S REALLY NOT THAT HARD, IS IT?

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Real men don't love the most beautiful girl in the world They love the girl who can make there world most beautiful

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Keep trying to raise the bar.
Even when they try to use it, to beat the shit out of you.

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merry
X-maS
dnt
forget
my Gift

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walking
blind
into this
thing We
Call

LIFE!!!!?

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The best thing about the worst time in your life is that you get to see the true colours of people you care for.

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I love you so much
that I would tell you
if I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet.

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You seem like a sweet person.

Mind if I lick you to find out?

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Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

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Recent update of countries with the highest male population :

1. China

2. India

3. FriendZone

4. United States

5. Indonesia

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Today is

12-13-14

Did you know, this is the last consecutive date we all will see in our lifetime.

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Don't count the days. Make the days count.

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Mmm
he, makes
Me,want
to,share
paRt
,,,of;-)/myself
total,
with,Him,,,,,,Mmm
thinking out,,Loud
again!!!!silly Us

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'your alive '

must try harder
must try harder
must try harder...

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Theres always that one That You don't wanna say goodbye too

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said
like
,,u,,
Mean it!! I
dnt need ur
sweet bullShtt,,
.....

BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

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The only time a woman is helpless is when her nail polish is drying.
Other than that, watch out!

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The only time a woman is helpless is when her nail polish is drying.
Other than that, watch out!

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Get a condom for your heart; I'm about to fuck your feelings.

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Silence
is golden but duct tape is silver

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Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say.

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We all die.
The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is
to create something
that will.

• Chuck Palahniuk

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CAN I HAVE YOU FOR BREAKFAST IN BED TODAY?

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a lot of adults make fun of our generation but sometimes they forget that they're the ones who raised it

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Sometimes i feel like giving up.
Then i remember i have a lot of people to prove wrong.

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Who said nights were for sleep?

• Marilyn Monroe

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I'm not really a BASIC bitch. I'm more of a Java bitch or like a PHP/SQL bitch.

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DEAR SOMEONE,
I WON'T WAIT FOREVER FOR YOU TO LOVE ME BACK.

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People in love use phrases like;
"takes my breath away" and "swept me off my feet."

I think they"re confusing love with attempted murder.

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Dear Life,
when I said,
'Can my day get any worse',
it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

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I like
people
who I can occasionally
have really deep conversations with, but also can joke around at the same time •

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To be happy, sometimes you just have to forget what's gone, appreciate what still remains and look forward for the good that's coming next •

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People with a sense of humor are so much easier to talk to.

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People in love use phrases like;
"takes my breath away" and "swept me off my feet."

I think they"re confusing love with attempted murder.

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Do not compare yourself with other people but instead believe that you are unique in who you are.

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Dear Life,
when I said,
'Can my day get any worse',
it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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WISHING YOU
PEACE, LOVE
AND COPING SKILLS

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when i'm bored I send a text to a random phone number saying "I hid
the body... now what?"

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He WoKe
Up
too
Me puttn:p
IceCream
On HiS
ConE !!!!!!!/:t

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I want peace but I want my revenge first!

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OOPS...

Did I roll my eyes out loud?

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Sometimes, I sneak up on my alarm clock in the middle of the night and yell "HOW DOES IT FEEL BITCH"

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Real men don't love the most beautiful girl in the world, they love the girl who can make their world the most beautiful.

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Sex jokes are not funny. I mean cum on people.

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I like
people
who I can occasionally
have really deep conversations with, but also can joke around at the same time •

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to be
OLD and WISE
you must
first be
YOUNG and STUPID

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The guy who discovered milk...
What was he doing with the cow?

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A good girl is hard to find. A bad girl is hard to resist.

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when your ex says "you'll never find anyone like me" reply with "that's the point"

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Aint nothing a good laugh can't fix.

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I want to be with the one that makes a minute feel like forever

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I wonder if the clothes in China
say, 'made around the corner'.

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A smile..or kind word.. maybe even a Thank u

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Behind every nagging woman is a man who's not doing wat he's supposed TO DO :

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Mom Does Not Mean:

M-ade
O-f
M-oney !!!

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SELFIE'S
ARE
A Lot Sadder
When
YOU
Think Of Them
AS ALONE-IES
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_

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Let me get back to being the coldest bitch for a minute.

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POT
not that bad
always happy
never sad always
laughin never bad
when ya stoned
never alone
couple of cones
a new smartphone
some new apps
not a lot!but how could ya do it witout a smoke a pot!

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Ladies, lets take extra long to look stunning for all the guys we'll be ignoring tonight.

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I'll never understand why people get off on being mean to others. Shame on you, your damaged soul should know better.

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Homework:
Do me do me.

Internet: Don't listen to that slut.

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I WANT TO HAVE TEXT WITH YOU.

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Beds are sl*ts.
They sleep with everyone.

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"...be strong, but not rude;
be kind, but not weak;
be bold, but not bully;
be thoughtful, but not lazy;
be humble, but not timid; be proud, but not arrogant;
have humor, but without folly."

• Jim Rohn

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It's not that diabetes,
heart disease and obesity
runs in your family. It's that no one runs in your
family.

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