Sandra24's Posts

in my teens: don't tell me what to do
in my twenties: please tell me what to do

#teenager, #vs, #now, #help

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others have sex in the kitchen..
I eat in bed

#something, #went, #wrong, #eat, #in, #bed

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getting really sick of responsibility and underwear

#save2016, #toomuchwork, #adulthood, #underwear, #responsibility

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reposted by Boldomatic, Zelda, itsjusthelen15, Dar.G and l84aflight

am rande des wahnsinns gibt es keine geländer.

#Wahnsinn, #kurz, #davor, #Prüfungszeit

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love is like a fire. but you can never tell whether it is going to warm your heart or to burn your fucking house down.

#love, #fire, #best, #and, #worst, #burn

jodib, Sunshine123, meohmy and Krimi63 like this

she needed a hero in her life,
so she became one.

#hero, #believe, #in, #yourself

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guess whos got their life together!!!
not me, but pretty sure someone else does

#life, #together, #worst, #day, #today, #not, #me

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I hate the part of the day I have to get out of the bed and participate in real life.

#love, #my, #bed, #no, #worries, #reallife

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i have trust issues because people have lying issues.

#no, #trust, #anymore, #lyer, #everywhere

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reposted by vitaminc

wenn du dabei bist, dich zu verlieben, dann trink einfach so lang bis es weg geht.

#Love, #is, #blind, #Alkohol, #rules, #lesshurtwithoutlove, @jraetz

Sunshine123, mizim and jraetz like this

you have such a beautiful face. unfortunately it can talk.

#douchebag, #don't, #talk, #to, #me, #beautiful, #but, #dumb

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slow replies are okay... but only when I'm doing it!

#slow, #reply, #only, #me, #answerme, #newgeneration

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I want food, cuddles, attention and exercise. I'm basically a puppy.

#food, #cuddles, #attention, #exercise, #puppy, #cute, #love

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a true friend listens to your bullshit everyday, even though you both know it's bullshit

#true, #friends, #bullshit, #everyday, #besties, #sorry

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trying to embarass me is so unnecessary. I do it to myself just fine.

#embarassing, #unnecessary, #clumsy, #notfunny

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es gibt zwei Dinge die Frauen in den Wahnsinn treiben:
1. ein Mann
2. kein Mann

#Männer, #Wahnsinn, #true

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turn the lights out now
now I take you by the hand
hand you another drink
drink it if you can
can you spend a little time?
time is slipping away
away from us so stay
stay with me I can make
make you glad you came

#gladyoucame, #cute, #song, #wordplay, #pun, #loveIt, #time, #is, #slipping, #away

UserOne, Krimi63, Juspit and Sunshine123 like this

the only aisle I will be walking down in the near future is the wine aisle at the grocery store.

#wine, #forever, #aisle, #sarcasm

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my friends are the siblings I chose.

#siblings

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common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyones garden.

#commonsense, #not, #everyone, #man's, #stupid, #people, #out, #there, #confused

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reposted by minomino

maybe girls would stop putting guys into the friendzone if guys would stop putting girls into the 'i want to fuck you but don't want to get to know you' zone

#girls, #guys, #friendzone, #showerthoughts

janem803, prubton, Authlander, Jamille, UserOne, bold, jraetz, L.arongo and Krimi63 like this

relationship status: table for one but drinks for two.

#sad, #but, #funny, #drinks, #single

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real friends support you no matter what. if you want to be a hoe they should encourage you to be the best hoe you can be.

#real, #friends, #support, #hoe, #funny

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I'm not fucking stupid!
I mean I used to, but we broke up.

#wordplay, #pun, #not, #fucking, #stupid, #breakup

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I've never had a problem
that I couldn't make worse.

Reposted from sarcaSM

#repost, #problem, #overdramatic

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I want to be a mature adult and work and become successful - but I also want to lie on the floor face down and eat ice cream in my pajamas all day and never go outside.

#in, #two, #minds, #icecream, #mature, #adult, #adulthood

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I'm an animal in bed.
more specifically a Koala.
I can sleep 22h a day.

#animal, #in, #bed, #sarcasm

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my hobbies include eating and complaining that I'm getting fat.

#true, #Hobby, #eating

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*makes a mistake*

*thinks about the mistake every night for the next 7 years*

#mistake

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I even overthink my overthinking.

#overthinking, #all, #day

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benefits of being friends with me:

-shitty jokes whenever you ask for them

-shitty jokes whenever you don't ask for them

#sarcasm, #shitty, #jokes, #love, #my, #friends

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I'm on a seafood diet.
I see food and I eat it.

#seafood, #diet

"diet"
adding regret to your eating patterns.

#diet, #love, #eating, #too, #much

Reasons to date me:
I laugh at my own jokes, so you don't have to.
But you probably will, because I'm hilarious.

#nodatenovember, #hilarious, #jokes

everyone says I'm overdramatic but when an octupus gets stressed out, it eats itself;
now THAT'S overdramatic!

#octopus, #overdramatic, #haha, #stress

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panic attacks are my cardio

#panicattacks, #cardio, #overdramatic, #sports

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Du denkst ich bin frech?

also ich nenne das verbal überlegen.

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Do you hear that?
Oh yeah that's the sound of me worrying about my future and not doing anything about it.

#Future, #worries, #dontknow, #need, #help

aww. I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one.

#goodnight, #foreveralone, #cute

mizim likes this

Text a girl something stupid and it takes 42 seconds for three of her friends to get the screenshot :b

#girls, #power, #screenshot, #stupid, #texts

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Life is full of disappointments and I just added you to the list.

#dissappointment, #you, #asshole

I'm surrounded by alcoholics and sex addicts.
So glad I've met y'all. ;)

#best, #friends, #glad, #to, #have, #you

I like that we say "oh, man"
to express disappointment.

because men are disappointing.

#disappointing, #;)

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I am weird. You are weird. Let's fall in love in mutual weirdness together.

#love, #weirdness, #soulmate

I turned people into homes, and I ended up homeless.

#sad, #homeless, #broken, #deep

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La seule fin heureuse que je connaisse c'est la fin de semaine.

#weekend, #fin, #de, #semaine, #hate, #sunday, #lazy

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i heard you like bad girls..

I don't mean to brag or something but I'm very bad..
at everything.

#bad, #girl

it doesn't matter which path you take when you don't know where you want to go.

#future, #insecure, #noclue, #travel

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Es ist schön, wenn Männer kochen können. Überhaupt ist es schön, wenn Männer irgendwas können.

#männer, #kochen, #true, #leider

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I get far too little credit for all the things I don't say.

Reposted from DickeDaumen

#true.

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