bjygeronimo's Posts

stay
safe
and
sane

JodieT, CurrentNobody and petegutz2 like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

help.
be an answer.

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CurrentNobody likes this

The house always wins

#game

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to even progress in the game called "life",

you have to lose more than you expect

#game

UserOne, springfire and janem803 like this

be someone else's detox.

#toxic

UserOne, JodieT and janem803 like this

one of the most compelling reasons for telling the truth is that

it is very embarrassing to be caught lying.

UserOne, JodieT and janem803 like this

Every villain is the hero in his or her story

#villain

janem803, MaScho, emiledi77, purplechill, meohmy, juneocallagh, JodieT and aana like this

This is the sign you were looking/waiting for.

Go.

janem803, emiledi77, JodieT, meohmy, Kiks and hebdifescht like this

everytime after laughing by my lonesome,

i worry if i was too dumb to know that wasn't a joke.

emiledi77 and JodieT like this

if your life were a ship, you can't be the master of it.

masters become masters by experience.

you're going at it for the first time.

#thinking, #out, #loud

soyy, purplechill and JodieT like this

love
turns strangers to
family

#stranger

damon.lindsay2, gkarun7, janem803, Luenchen, hallowelt, swatchUSA, Shea, Kiks, PenSword72, meohmy and 1 other like this

reposted by swatchUSA and -just.me-

sneezing while lying on your bed is not a good idea

purplechill and meohmy like this

the
things
we're
afraid of
are
just
things

janem803, Authlander, meohmy, naebitnae and UserOne like this

your life,
your story.

how the story unfolds depends on you

and the editor.

janem803, purplechill, naebitnae and UserOne like this

stop hurting people.

stop hurting, people.

purplechill, Babs_77, Kiks, zefrances, PenSword72 and meohmy like this

you are on your way to be the greatest you!

don't stop!

janem803, zefrances, Authlander, JodieT and meohmy like this

i'm here.

you'll be fine.

#therapy

janem803, meohmy, JodieT, PenSword72 and mylisa1970 like this

politics is power.

power is a collection of trust.

don't vote someone you can't trust.

#politics

juneocallagh, meohmy and sis like this

when we do things only to make us happy, we will never get to the end of it.

let's do things to make others happy and we will have a never ending supply if happiness.

@PenSword72

janem803, purplechill, Authlander, JodieT, zefrances, ruhip, meohmy and PenSword72 like this

it is said: love your enemies.

i love my job.

#lovemyjob, #yooture

Sunshine123, Kiks, sis, JodieT, PenSword72 and juneocallagh like this

the goal is not to balance work and life-but to fuse them.

yeah, like Gogeta or Gotenks.

#lovemyjob, #yooture

JodieT, juneocallagh and Authlander like this

ever wonder where the movie suns and movie moons are?

#moviestar, @Sunshine123

Krimi63, Luenchen, swatchUSA, JodieT, juneocallagh, meohmy, PenSword72, Sunshine123 and Authlander like this

reposted by swatchUSA

Ross Rachel Joey Phoebe Monica

CHANDLER!

#90s

JodieT, zefrances, Sunshine123, meohmy, swatchUSA, Kiks and PenSword72 like this

ah the 90s

where it was perfectly fine if you didn't like the Backstreet Boys because you can choose not to like them

#90s

MaScho, JodieT, zefrances, Sunshine123 and meohmy like this

gossip perpetuates lies

liars go to hell

#gossip

zefrances and sis like this

speak the truth in love

humbly accept correction

niemo, 1956, Krimi63, Authlander, zefrances, JodieT and PenSword72 like this

reposted by Krimi63

on February 14th of every year, Cupid takes a day off and lets younger brother Stupid fling the arrows and always miss

#cupid

JodieT, MyM, Kiks, Luenchen, sis and dAn like this

yep.
you
are
legit.

JodieT, PenSword72 and meohmy like this

ask not what 2016 can do for you

but what you can do for 2016

#save2016

JodieT, Campo, foenix, sis, PenSword72 and meohmy like this

we
will
not
be
silent

#blackedition

meohmy, juneocallagh, JodieT, Sunshine123, Luenchen, swatchUSA and PenSword72 like this

make up your mind like it was your face

MaScho likes this

have
few
great
friends

and you're all set in life.

#lessismore, @PenSword72

JodieT, meohmy, Babs_77, Sunshine123 and PenSword72 like this

the grass is always greener on the well watered side

#borders

foenix, meohmy and Sunshine123 like this

borders are life's way of telling us that

there are no gray areas.

you either in or out.

#borders

PenSword72, JodieT, locupleto and swatchUSA like this

reposted by swatchUSA

shampoo will hurt you only if you allow it to

#sotrue, #baths, #closeyoureyes

tobi_too, JodieT, roosterbear, Qball, PenSword72 and Sunshine123 like this

a group starts when they realize they have the same 'alone-ness'

#sotrue

JodieT, Qball, PenSword72 and juneocallagh like this

most people love sunsets

only because they're too sleepy to watch the sunrise

#sotrue

OpenWorld, janem803, jasper.svo, philipsonn, shankarrkn, Authlander, JackHack, kimm474, GoldenHalo, Zeba and 65 others like this

reposted by Pankaj19, Boldomatic, Cherrypeach, Dande, Dabrix, alykat, manurebekka333, dianetta, 3175233986, bigCAKES and 7 others

*seeing other posts*

"now why didn't i think of that?"

#sotrue

PenSword72, Campo, juneocallagh, Sunshine123, Qball, JodieT and swatchUSA like this

WARNING

i haven't had my coffee yet

interact at your own risk

#sotrue

wordfun1, MaScho, PenSword72, reet123, penguin1337, urswestermann, UserOne, shankarrkn, staelens68, manuo and 14 others like this

reposted by Sunshine123, TerryMonroe and staelens68

the wrong kind of love is best explained

by a silver spoon put in a microwave

#sotrue

Authlander, PenSword72, Sunshine123, JodieT and Qball like this

until my data plan is up do us part

#classicsremix

zefrances likes this

the heart

reclassifies as a need

what it wants

#classicsremix

janem803 and zefrances like this

frankly my dear

i don't give a damn

but i will post a cryptic social media post about that

#classicsremix

Authlander, Sunshine123, PenSword72, dAn and JodieT like this

'til Boldomatic goes public do us part.

happy birthday!!!

zefrances, bold and dAn like this

thank
your
mom

for deciding to carry you for 9 months plus the years you've been a pain in the arse.

happy mother's day. :)

PenSword72, zefrances, JodieT and Luenchen like this

Even if you won't admit it

We all hate our bosses

#boss

zefrances, sophh, juneocallagh and Luenchen like this

be the
love
you want to see

PenSword72 and juneocallagh like this

The only time guys get a real boss is when they get married

#boss

Sunshine123, zefrances, juneocallagh and Luenchen like this

Sometimes I feel we should also have the auto-wrong button

Sunshine123, juneocallagh and zefrances like this

I declare today "National I Didn't Sign Up For This" Day

janem803, PenSword72, juneocallagh and zefrances like this

Regret about anything for just five seconds

#Carry, #on

Sunshine123, juneocallagh, zefrances, Luenchen and soyy like this

yo mama's so fat

she rolls to work

#insults

SimonLauper, Babs_77, zefrances and Luenchen like this

you don't know-oh-oh you don't know you're ugly-y-y that's what makes you ugly.

#insults

ladinotshka and zefrances like this

how am i gonna be an optimist about you

ladinotshka, PenSword72 and JodieT like this

find someone ugly and love him or her to death

zefrances and JodieT like this

I'm very picky when it comes to food.

i pick everything

timtomdan likes this

Monday should be demoted to a dwarf day.

your life is like a rock.

totally insignificant

"oh, hi!"

i totally forgot your name.

#brutalhonesty

hello123, ellenicole, Madalena and soyy like this

reposted by Madalena

home is where the fart is (free).

bed time song:

you're gonna hear me sno-oore!

juneocallagh likes this

do people honestly say 'zzzzz' when they sleep?

juneocallagh, ladinotshka, PenSword72, Gabbem and dor1316 like this

i don't want to know the truth.

i just want you to be daring.

#truthordare

juneocallagh, ladinotshka and PenSword72 like this

we always lie about eating the last pringle.

juneocallagh, Babs_77 and PenSword72 like this

you have my permission to sigh

juneocallagh, meerstern and JodieT like this

one of life's greatest temptations is to avoid using Qtips everyday

juneocallagh and PenSword72 like this

everytime i see you my heart tells me "wait, deja vu!"

and then promptly skips a beat or two.

#dejavu

juneocallagh and PenSword72 like this

autocorrect is to blame for many a time wasted.

juneocallagh, satan and PenSword72 like this

when i bump into someone, he/she bounces off me.

@PenSword72

juneocallagh, jackass, zefrances and PenSword72 like this

there is one temptation only a few of us have been successful of winning over:

cotton buds.

soyy, PenSword72 and JodieT like this

i envy Pete.

A lot of things are for his sake.

juneocallagh, PenSword72, Ms_Ntlebi, mylisa1970 and JodieT like this

it's the company's mailman's wife's grandma's printer's
ink's fault

#fun, #with, #apostrophes

juneocallagh, PenSword72, Ms_Ntlebi, mylisa1970, Gabbem and swatchUSA like this

Ah
Didnt
Have
Discipline

juneocallagh and mylisa1970 like this

@kj55

juneocallagh, PenSword72, aehmpaeh, kj55 and Gabbem like this

oh sorry i thought the contest was about hodor

#horror, #hodor

zefrances likes this

not everything on the internet is real

misterlab, zefrances, PenSword72 and hallowelt like this

someone told me: It's not sucker, it's soccer.

I told him: It's football, not soccer, sucker.

#worldcup

dor1316, montanna, juneocallagh, Gabbem, topbuzz, swatchUSA, PenSword72, sarcaSM and JodieT like this

basketball is still better

#imho, #worldcup

misterlab likes this

what size is hers?

#worldcup

Gabbem, misterlab and PenSword72 like this

so, was your old man's sperm worth it?

#Father's, #Day

PenSword72 and zefrances like this

how can anyone like 1D? that's like, just the x axis!

It's Mad-day not Monday

juneocallagh, PenSword72 and zefrances like this

you make want to stand up and get my charger

soyy, br3anna7, zefrances and PenSword72 like this

one way to pay taxes and help your government is to buy a lot of fries.

juneocallagh, swatchUSA and Ms_Ntlebi like this

it will always hurt before or right after every question answered by 'never again'

juneocallagh, PenSword72, zefrances, Babs_77 and Ms_Ntlebi like this

employees also need insanity leave

juneocallagh, zefrances, Ms_Ntlebi and PenSword72 like this

sometimes we need pull downs to be up to date

juneocallagh, zefrances, 2schaa, Ms_Ntlebi, patuljak and GaylrdSprFckr like this

looking at you makes me feel like i won a lottery i never even bought a ticket for

juneocallagh, Gabbem, PenSword72, zefrances, 2schaa, Blitzkrieg, Ms_Ntlebi, soyy, patuljak and GaylrdSprFckr like this

let us regret it tomorrow like we did yesterday

Gabbem, PenSword72, 2schaa, Blitzkrieg, GaylrdSprFckr and Ms_Ntlebi like this

they got nothing on you.

unless they make you wear clothes or a hat they gave you for free

juneocallagh, zefrances, lollip2 and PenSword72 like this

i hate it when i already have something in mind to post but forget it while openin the app. :(

juneocallagh, Babs_77, swatchUSA, zefrances, Luenchen, lollip2 and PenSword72 like this

juneocallagh, soyy, PenSword72 and Ms_Ntlebi like this

and the award for Best Mothers' Day Caption goes to...

br3anna7 likes this

frankly my dear all the damns i give are multiplied with zero

Ms_Ntlebi, swatchUSA, jackass and PenSword72 like this

there is no competition but every mom is the best on mothers' day

hallowelt, PenSword72, swatchUSA, Ms_Ntlebi, thagrg, zefrances, Luenchen and kj55 like this

juneocallagh, PenSword72, Ms_Ntlebi and kj55 like this

i owe your mom
a lot.

#Happy, #Mothers, #Day., #:)

juneocallagh and PenSword72 like this

everything's microwavable besides you.

#trying, #to, #be, #sweet

juneocallagh, PenSword72, soyy and 2schaa like this

you are pretty special and i cannot imagine life without you.

seriously.

juneocallagh, dor1316, caberera12, swatchUSA, 2schaa, aehmpaeh, Babs_77, zefrances, laravanessa___, Ms_Ntlebi and 1 other like this

only good things happen at night.

because all the regrets happen in daylight.

#night

BerlinGirl2014, juneocallagh, dor1316, damgaard, PenSword72, Babs_77, zefrances and hallowelt like this

reposted by karenkalama

ready get set Bold!

juneocallagh, PenSword72 and Luenchen like this

we have nowhere to go but love

juneocallagh, zefrances, lollip2 and PenSword72 like this

this girl is on fiiiireeee

c'mon guys at least get the fire extinguisher.

juneocallagh, AbbyPenguins, Raheel, ansley_grissom, lollip2 and PenSword72 like this

our lives are like candles

- Wax Museum People

janeh, juneocallagh, lollip2, _original95 and PenSword72 like this

be careful not to have fire drills so often a real fire would be the boy who cried wolf

juneocallagh, ansley_grissom, lollip2 and PenSword72 like this

please don't complicate

juneocallagh, zefrances, soyy and PenSword72 like this

monday go away come again another day

juneocallagh and soyy like this

Boiling Cooking Oil is the name of my archenemy

juneocallagh, PenSword72 and zefrances like this

i always thought being floored was being mopped

MyM, juneocallagh, lollip2 and soyy like this

reposted by juneocallagh

dogs are so fetch

PenSword72 and lollip2 like this

i literally want to punch you if you literally use the word 'literally' wrong

@PenSword72

PenSword72, lollip2, 2schaa, zefrances, abe, GaylrdSprFckr and hallowelt like this

i think being a plumber is really draining

PenSword72, misterlab, Ms_Ntlebi, 2schaa, GaylrdSprFckr and soyy like this

here for the wit

juneocallagh, abe, PenSword72, soyy and allisonrae like this

i just bought a new air conditioner

kinda frustrated it didn't come with any air shampoo

juneocallagh, sophh, Gabbem, zefrances, PenSword72, 2schaa, ACHunter, topbuzz, swatchUSA, soyy and 2 others like this

nothing helps someone develop patience and learn how to count quite like

the LOADING screen

skittleslover, Gabbem, zefrances, Babs_77, 2schaa, ACHunter, topbuzz, soyy, Luenchen and kj55 like this

i'm guilty of sometimes listening through my nods

Authlander, juneocallagh, Ellie_Becca, PenSword72, lollip2, ene, abe, ACHunter, soyy and kj55 like this

there's LIE in believe and END in friend.

and there's NO in, uh, nose.

juneocallagh, zefrances, Babs_77, soyy, avant-garde and swatchUSA like this

flush it if it's crap

juneocallagh, misterlab, soyy, swatchUSA and Luenchen like this

don't spend your life being a villain.

we are all protagonists.

juneocallagh, caberera12, zefrances, 2schaa and Celestial like this

sometimes they don't need you.

juneocallagh, caberera12, zefrances, Luenchen, dAn, Celestial and Belieber1994 like this

Monday was so bad Tuesday feels like the weekend already

caberera12, PenSword72, Celestial, ACHunter, 2schaa, AJ_Luv, bellahualla, justinsil, epstein and Ms_Ntlebi like this

i can guarantee you they don't 'like' you a lot in real life if you're in it for the 'likes'

dor1316, PenSword72, br3anna7, Celestial, ACHunter, 2schaa and zefrances like this

some people are just... ugh.

there are no words.

literate96, caberera12, PenSword72, larakl, Celestial, ACHunter, zefrances, justinsil and Ms_Ntlebi like this

who else here thinks Boldomatic should have its own mascot?

caberera12, Celestial, zefrances, 2schaa, Luenchen and discodarko like this

every moment is a Bolden opportunity

mjf, Celestial, zefrances, justinsil and discodarko like this

FUNNY we get so
SAD
OVER things we never will UNDERstand

juneocallagh, mjf, misterlab, zefrances, Gabbem, justinsil, Celestial, Babs_77 and ACHunter like this

i spend my waking hours dreaming about more sleep

Juli7, juneocallagh, janineyvette, Raheel, PenSword72, jackass, zefrances, Gabbem, Celestial, sarcaSM and 4 others like this

...and my MC name shall be DubDub.

- William Wordsworth

#deadpoetalive

PenSword72, dAn, Celestial and ACHunter like this

just to clarify, i am a guy.

-Joyce Kilmer

#deadpoetalive

juneocallagh, swatchUSA, misterlab, PenSword72, dAn, Celestial, ACHunter and Babs_77 like this

do thou not thinketh that i have become a tad old for this, Juliet?

- Shakespeare

#deadpoetsalive, #deadpoetalive

juneocallagh, Steppi, satan, kj55, swatchUSA, casaper, PenSword72, Celestial and ACHunter like this

reposted by swatchUSA

nobody and
i repeat nobody

can promise you forever

juneocallagh, Celestial, 2schaa, Ms_Ntlebi, Luenchen and Babs_77 like this

The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

Reposted from Ms_Ntlebi

Authlander, juneocallagh, caberera12, Celestial, br3anna7 and Ms_Ntlebi like this

allow others to not be okay

juneocallagh, caberera12, Celestial, br3anna7, Babs_77 and PenSword72 like this

are the United States really united

juneocallagh, Celestial, 2schaa, justinsil, allisonrae and AJ_Luv like this

you just spent 5 seconds of what was your future reading this.

juneocallagh, Babs_77, Celestial, 2schaa, justinsil and AJ_Luv like this

let us all Bold our heads up high.

juneocallagh, dor1316, Celestial, 2schaa and AJ_Luv like this

you
are
the
best

juneocallagh, PenSword72, caberera12, Celestial, 2schaa and allisonrae like this

sometimes things don't go as planned.

adjust accordingly.

dor1316, caberera12, topbuzz, Celestial, 2schaa, sarcaSM, ACHunter and PenSword72 like this

be here and
be mine

caberera12 and PenSword72 like this

i implore you to dream

mjf, allisonrae, Ms_Ntlebi, Gabbem, caberera12, Celestial and PenSword72 like this

that's
uhh...

Bold.

juneocallagh, 2schaa, Ms_Ntlebi, caberera12, Celestial and PenSword72 like this

i want to need you.

i need to want you.

i need to need you

i want to want you.

#choose

sophh, Godzilla, allisonrae, Gabbem, caberera12, Celestial and PenSword72 like this

reposted by caberera12, caberera12 and Godzilla

context is all we need

juneocallagh, allisonrae, Celestial, caberera12, 2schaa and kj55 like this

Boldomatic is our reward for thinking out loud

juneocallagh, caberera12, 2schaa, Ms_Ntlebi and Celestial like this

long live
Mr.Taylor

#sneaker

PenSword72, caberera12 and Celestial like this

Bold
times
are
good times

juneocallagh, Celestial, Babs_77 and PenSword72 like this

please please please please
please please

do not confuse Boldomatic with facebook

Juli7, bold, juneocallagh, ROSIEDUFFY17, sumati, Babs_77, nanimcfly, discodarko, Godzilla, luisakr and 11 others like this

reposted by kj55 and ThePrincess

finally, we're talking about chocolate.

#sneaker, #sneakers

juneocallagh, caberera12, Celestial, eliane, Babs_77 and AJ_Luv like this

PenSword72, caberera12 and AJ_Luv like this

i may never look like Adam Levine but one thing is sure.

he can never look like me either.

@jackass

AJ_Luv, kj55, Celestial and caberera12 like this

so my nephew just told me this:

your body looks real good...

without all the fat

allisonrae, misterlab, AJ_Luv, 2schaa, kj55 and Gabbem like this

reposted by margaretalston

one day our weighing scales will get back on us for stepping on them

AJ_Luv, 2schaa, Celestial and Gabbem like this

#weird, #spelling, #and, #pronunciation

allisonrae, ACHunter, Celestial, AJ_Luv and kj55 like this

Gabbem, AJ_Luv, Babs_77, ACHunter, kj55 and 2schaa like this

reposted by kj55

when i see you, my heart doesn't skip any beat.

my heart just loses it.

Maaarrrrk, allisonrae, ACHunter, kj55 and Babs_77 like this

hate breeds hate

PenSword72, Celestial and 2schaa like this

if you're happy and you know it, clap along

PenSword72, ACHunter, sarcaSM and Ms_Ntlebi like this

biking is tiring.

how does it conserve energy then?

go home winter. you're drunk

allisonrae, PenSword72, sarcaSM and hallowelt like this

Boldomatic pretty much feels like shouting out what you feel in a place where nobody will hear.

ACHunter likes this

and while we're at it, I don't want anyone coming in like a wrecking ball.

you are very welcome here beside me behind the walls.

PenSword72 and Gabbem like this

no Ms. Perry I don't want to be a firework that goes off just once in its lifetime.

you're bunny, don't you ever change

#bunny, #misquote

PenSword72, ACHunter and sarcaSM like this

i really hate gravity when i sneeze with my mouth uncovered while lying in bed.

Celestial likes this

i have this strong belief that coffee was meant to be iced.

bring back bring back bring back my bunny to me

#bunny

Celestial, hallowelt, Loupi4614, swatchUSA and PenSword72 like this

can anybody find me some bunny to love

#bunny

dAn, Gabbem, foenix, gil_bert, Celestial, hallowelt, swatchUSA, satan and PenSword72 like this

you were not born to tweet everything
you do

Gabbem, misterlab and Celestial like this

i'd root for you always.

yes, even when you're not in the game.

kj55, cybersont, Moon-D, dor1316, PenSword72 and 2schaa like this

reposted by LeeDurham

love has neither tryouts or timeouts

would you do me a favor and kindly be the one i fall for?

Gabbem likes this

if you are not the future then i must be dead

aehmpaeh likes this

you make it worth it

Good morning is an understatement

:)

Eselle likes this

"US" is always a compromise.

"I" just has one letter while "YOU" has three.

mjf and 2schaa like this

the threshold of my sanity is you

2schaa likes this

let us make my history say the same as your herstory

Akatrine and 2schaa like this

you left.

i was right.

pinaa54, 2schaa and GaylrdSprFckr like this

i
wish
i
never
knew
about it.

few things are as alarming as a bar of soap slipping from your hands

2schaa likes this

until 0% battery do us part

Luc_Berlin, eulekauzig, Hank-the-knife, jmb, shanncy, janem803, BEYNE, perellano, UserOne, Gioblack and 67 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, robbhecht, emily_dancer12, pttcha, frontliner_311, swatchUSA, aledo, apricotlil, Jayson_A, Raffi and 17 others

They say the world stops whenever you see the one you truly love.

allow me to stop my world for you.

allisonrae, Gabbem, denisenjames, GaylrdSprFckr and 2schaa like this

reposted by denisenjames and denisenjames

somebody please listen to somebody

GaylrdSprFckr and PenSword72 like this

i want to be the son of a beach

mjf, hebdifescht, Gabbem, foenix, epstein, GaylrdSprFckr, PenSword72, satan and Ms_Ntlebi like this

#misquote

haiden_, shane52, mjf, hallowelt, GaylrdSprFckr, aehmpaeh, PenSword72, bold and satan like this

reposted by yourijesse

if you're a guy who girls constantly give time to and have patience with then you must be a SALE.

Gabbem likes this

love is to soldier on and on and on and on

PenSword72 likes this

hope
is
very
contagious

allisonrae, GOD, GaylrdSprFckr and PenSword72 like this

we're okay.

right?

GOD and PenSword72 like this

louder, dandelions!

- Roar, Katy Perry

#misquote

PenSword72 likes this

i have never stopped loving you.

not counting those days you had your period,
of course.

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