gsmorin1's Posts

Death

Before

Dishonor

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I would Break my back for those i love.

yet , who would be there to push my wheelchair

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$5 out of 4 people have trouble with Math$

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tout ce qui peut être, sera.

So let it be,
O Let It Be.
With These Words of Wisdom, O Let it Be.

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with this Ring I vow to
give it a try.

( in response to man & wifi becoming married )

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Falling Down is a Part of Life. Getting Back Up is Living

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a year from now, what will you wish you Had done Today. ...

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"Usually when someone is angry, all we hear are their angry words. Instead, try hearing the unspoken, “I am scared, I am frustrated, I am insecure, I am vulnerable, I am threatened."

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"WORD OF THE THE DAY"

"EXHAUSTIPATED"

Just Too Tired To Give A Shit !!

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" A Hug
is a special gift;
one size fits all,
and nobody minds if you
EXCHANGE IT,,"

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KEEP CALM
MIRACLES HAPPEN

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Everytime
I Hear That Dirty Word
Exercise!!
I Wash My
MOUTH
out with
CHOCOLATE ;-0

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in loving memory of sleep

RIP

Taken Suddenly by the Alarm Clock

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Me: I want a magical unicorn for Christmas!

Santa: Be realistic.

Me: OK, I want 5 minutes to myself each day to have my coffee hot and pee in peace.

Santa: What colour unicorn would you like?

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Old ways dont open new doors

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if it takes a chicken and a half.
a day and a half
to lay an egg and a half.
how long will it take
a grasshopper
with a wooden leg
to kick all the seeds out of a dill Pickel

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When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and let the world wonder how the fuck you did it.

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Don't be mad because I don't care anymore.
Be mad because I once did, and you fucked it up.

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when the Past Calls....

let it go
to voicemail

it has Nothing New to Say.

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Prison is for rapists, thieves and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, you're fucking criminal.

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first god created man then he had a better idea

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Sorry,

I can't get out of bed today. The blankets have accepted me as one of their own.
If I leave now I might lose their trust.

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Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously dont know what to do with them in the bedroom.

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We always take the ones who stand by our side for granted.And wonder later why they eventually walked away..hmm..should of payed more attention

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Hey Eve, don't worry yourself,
I can't stay away from my 'apple' either.
Sincerely, overly attached iPhone owner.

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I don't have a DIRTY mind...

I have a SEXY imagination!

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Real men don't love the most beautiful girl in the world, they love the girl who can make their world the most beautiful.

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There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

- Albert Einstein

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Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously dont know what to do with them in the bedroom.

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One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future.

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i wish
i could
copy 'n' paste
you
into my bed

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I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

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Sorry,

I can't get out of bed today. The blankets have accepted me as one of their own.
If I leave now I might lose their trust.

Reposted from Loupi4614

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I don't like to think before I speak, I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

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Each new day is like a Blank Check...

You can make it as Valueble as You want

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He who Angers you,

Conquers
you

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Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused:)

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Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused:)

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You're never too old to throw random shit into people's shopping carts when they aren't looking.

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Life on Lifes Terms.
Me vs Me.
and
How I perceive things to Be.
can all Change
when I Surrender my Will and My Wants

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when something is perfect, it doesnt mean its flawless

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I don't care how many you've kissed. I don't care how many you've loved. I don't want to be your first, I only want to be your last.

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YOU.

YES YOU.

YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

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So.
I've decided that the dryer lint is the cremated ruins of my missing socks.

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*Turns up late to class*

Teacher; Why are you late?

Me; Well, I was told to go to Hell. I got a little lost, however it looks like I've found it!

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Dear Algebra,
stop asking us to find your x. She's not coming back and I don't know y.

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You know your steak is undercooked when it's eating your salad

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haters are phoney & cowards. otherwise they woould say to your face.

"F''' you I hate you"
gsm1

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SEX
POLICE!!
you got the right to remain SCEAMING!!!
MM MMM MMMMMMMM

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I don't like to think before I speak, I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

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Disagreeing with someone
JUST TO PISS THEM OFF.

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I have been putting a lot of thought into it and I just don't think being an adult is gonna work for me.

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the station is omnious after midnight.
no local train now....
no way to get back to where we once Started

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How little words mean when you're a little too late.

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when the Past Calls....

let it go
to voicemail

it has Nothing New to Say.

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next time you feel the need to slap someone.

Go Right Ahead and do it as you yell out mosquito.
then you can say you were " looking out for their health"

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I hear someone screaming!

That's the last time I buy duct tape at the dollar store.

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2 wrongs wont make it Right...

But 3 Lefts Do.....
.
..... make it feel better

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Death is nothing at all.
i have only slipped into the next room.
I am I, You are You,
whatever we were to each other we still are.

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Dont feel bad if someone rejects you,
its common for people to reject expensive things they cannot Afford

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x x
x x
x x
x
x x
x x
x x

i so love Xs

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Judge me Not by my mistakes...

But by my Ability to Correct them

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Sometimes, I sneak up on my alarm clock in the middle of the night and yell "HOW DOES IT FEEL BITCH"

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Doubt kills more ideas than failure ever will.

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Next Time you get the Urge to Slap Someone
Yell Misquito as you do it.
claiming you saved them from a bite.

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Any
problems that come up in Life
Are Solvable

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I
embrace my fears

Fully &
Camly

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when you reach the end of your Rope,

Tie a knot in it and Hang on.

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Started From the Bottom and your Where.?

Bitch sit the
fuck back
down,
your still
at the
Bottom.

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I am 97% Sure you
Don't Like Me.

But I am 100% Sure.
I Don't Care.
:-)

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You know your steak is undercooked when it's eating your salad

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dont judge me, i was born to be awesome, not perfect!

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Like/Reblog this if you're Irish and I'll follow you, reblog if you'll do the same!

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in order for you to insult me,
first I would have to Value your opinion,
Nice Try

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Each new day is like a Blank Check...

You can make it as Valueble as You want

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Sorry player, ya should have introduced yourself.....

....... to the coach.!

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I Love to be Bold
and Naked.

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BY CHANGING YOUR MIND, YOU CHANGE EVERYTHING ><><><><><>

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Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously dont know what to do with them in the bedroom.

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Giving up doesn't mean you're weak, sometimes it means you're strong enough to let go.

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people will forget what you said. people will forget what you did. but they will never forget how you made them feel.

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My Life Is Awesome.

Because my God is Awesome.

#God, #Life

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i measure life not by how many Breathes i will take.
But By How many moments Life Takes My Breathe Away.!

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Time
Waits
For
No
Man.
Live for the Moment.

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when your Successful friends flock to you.

when Life gets Rough, Real Friends are the Ones that Stand by Your Side.

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Life isnt about waiting for the Storms to pass...

it's about learning to Dance in the Rain.!

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like a Rainbow

in the

Dark.....

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if you think i'm Krazzzy , you should hear the voices in my head.
They're Fckn Nuts.

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One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future.

Reposted from Babs_77

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some people are like slinkies. not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the staires...

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When the rich robs the poor, it's called business. When the poor fights back, it's called violence

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Prison is for rapists, thieves and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, you're fucking criminal.

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Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously dont know what to do with them in the bedroom.

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2 wrongs don't make a right

but 3 lefts do

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better
to loose
a lover
than
to love
a loser

Reposted from againandagain

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I should hate him for the way he treated me, but I don't. Maybe that's what love is. Not hating someone when you have every reason to.

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I don't like being told what to do unless I'm naked.

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give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have no time to criticize others

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The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything.
They just make the best of everything.

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it is better to be thought a fool. than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt

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when you are successful, you win false friends and True Enimies. Succeed Anyways.

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a frog in a well cannot be talked to about the ocean

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sex and Drugs isnt the answer ..... unless your asking me what im doing this weekend

He who Angers you,

Conquers
you

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Sex is like Snow

never know how much or how Deep

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Real men don't love the most beautiful girl in the world, they love the girl who can make their world the most beautiful.

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is it fair that the Voice's are Laughing more than I am ....

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someone else is happy with less than you have

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we are all a little broken.

& that's okay

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i'm a lover, not a fighter.

but i'll fight for what i love

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a man is not complete until he's married... then he's FINISHED!

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let your smile change the world, never let the world change your smile

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good morning! wishing you a most lovely day

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The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg.

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first god created man then he had a better idea

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Love Is when you don´t want to sleep .. because Reality is better then a Dream .

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i asked a sexy Chinese girl for her number.

she replied: sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight.
i said: wow!

then her friend said:
-she means 6663629

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legend says, when you can't sleep at night, it's because you're awake in someone else's dream.

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don't wait for the perfect moment,
take the moment and make it perfect.

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Do you have a map?

I'm getting lost in your eyes.

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let's try
again
to trust
each other
just one day
at a time
and may be
one day
one day
we will build
a life
together again

Reposted from tweetybird

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if i cut you off... it's probibly because

you gave me the sissiors

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Dont worry your fine

exactly as you Are.

when looking back on my life.......

i'm
extremely impressed

that I'm still Alive.

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Started from the Bottom and your where.....

shit back down your still at the Bottom

you couldn't handle me even if i came with an instruction manual ...... with pictures.

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if you think im Krazzzy...

you should hear the voices in my head,
... they Scare the shit out of me.

I Tried to be Normal once.....

.......that shit was way to Boring.

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you wil learn more about my felings by listen to my music than I will ever say

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WE NEED:
MORE FUN
MORE MUSIC
MORE SLEEP
MORE LAUGHTER
MORE HUGS
MORE TOGETHERNESS
MORE SMILES
MORE KISSING
MORE BLISS
MORE PASSION
MORE LOVE

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"my memory is so bad!"

"how bad is it?"

"how bad is what?"

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Real men
make your
panties wet,
not your eyes •

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8 great qualities in a man:
•Brave
•Intelligent
•Gentle
•Polite
•Energetic
•Nutty
•Industrious
•Sensitive

and if all of this fails, just read capital letters.

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"i'm a ninja"

"no, you're not"

"did you see me do that?"

"do what?"

"exactly"

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He who Angers You.

Conquers You.

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In order for you to insult me, first i would have to value your opinion.

nice try tho..

once i stoped to think....

.......

i hope your day is as nice as your butt.

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I just took a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

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- rain puts a hole in the stone because of its constancy, not its force

just keep knocking on doors until the right one opens -

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Orgasms are like washing your car.

You can do it yourself,

but it's so much better when a girl does it for you.

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Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house...

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The art is not to find someone with whom you want to go to bed,

but someone with whom you want to wake up.

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Lord,
give me Coffee to change the things I can change,

and Wine to accept the things I cant.

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i wish
i could
copy 'n' paste
you
into my bed

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"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart."

~Helen Keller

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Sorry,

I can't get out of bed today. The blankets have accepted me as one of their own.
If I leave now I might lose their trust.

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Love who your heart wants, not what your eyes want.

Don't worry about what others say or think. This love is yours, not theirs.

Reposted from celiine1999

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

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Enjoy life today, yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come.

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They laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at them because they're all the same.

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Life is like riding a bicycle. In order to keep your balance you must keep moving.

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When a girl cries over a guy it means that she misses him.

But when a guy cries over a girl no one could love that girl more than him.

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Make sure the important people in your life know how important they are before it's too late.

Reposted from celiine1999

Be strong,
carry on,
and make the best of every little thing.

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It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.

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That feeling, when someone believes in you, even when you don't believe in yourself.

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arguing with a WOMAN is like getting arrested...Anything you say CAN an WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU!!! LOL ;)

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STOP LOOKING AT ALL YOU DON'T HAVE And START BEING THANKFUL FOR ALL YOU'VE GOT!!!

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I Love you for the memories you left me... Your Laugh echos inside my head Sometimes... You lived, you loved, and you laughed with me, Thanks......

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LOVE IS AWESOME IF YOU ARE AN AWESOME LOVER!...
HELL, It's just AWESOME!

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THIS IS BY FAR YOUR MOST FUCKED UP IDEA EVER... I'LL BE THERE IN 10MINUTES.

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Best friends
They know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public

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your smile is what makes my day! <3

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It's funny how people you meet in the weirdest ways are usually the most amazing.

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"I choose...
to live by choice, not by chance;
to make changes, not excuses;
to be motivated, not manipulated;
and to be useful, not used."

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"Don't fall in love with someone who says the right things.

Fall in love with someone who does the right things."

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Working hard for something we don't care is called stress.

Working hard for something we love is called passion.

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You may be the most beautiful woman in the world, but what would a blind man think?

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one side of my brain said " This is a bad idea" the other side said....
"Yeah but its going to be fun."
Both were Right !

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I AM

two of the most powerful words; for what you put after them shapes your reality

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I know I have issues, but you constantly reminding me of them doesn't do shit to resolve them.

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if after Sex she can still get up and make a snack.
you didnt do it Right

Keep calm & Dont Panic.
Just pass me Some Pizza

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

- Albert Einstein

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Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

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laerke17, bold, hannahe, Nanoolsen, gsmorin1, dor1316 and Luenchen like this

a smile is the most beautiful curve on a woman's body.

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a Heel, cannot Toe the Mark.

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if life is short. Buy Heels.

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Sorry.
I'm not Rihanna.
I don't love the way
you lie.

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You
know my name -
not my story.

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Life isn't about finding yourself,
Life is about creating yourself.

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One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future.

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The closest I get to church is making a woman scream, "oh, godddd."

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Smile.... it confuses Grumpy people

Dear Ex,

Please don't be fooled by Adele, you'll never find someone like me.

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I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

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hannahe, Mims1998, gsmorin1 and swaggering like this

Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM

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