misifri's Posts

Sometimes the person you want the most is the person you're best without.

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I played hide and seek with my phone today. The phone almost won!

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Compering yourself
to others is an insult
to yourself.

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Compering yourself
to others is an insult
to yourself.

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#z

Compering yourself
to others is an insult
to yourself.

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#z

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Opinions are like birthdays. Everyone has one and I only know yours because of Facebook.

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Sometimes awful things just happen. Without explanation.

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Forgive and forget?

Sorry, I'm not God...

I don't have Alzheimer's either.

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my best friends are mr. Wine and mr. Chocolate!

At the end of the day, life should ask us,
Do you want to save the changes?

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if you are cooler than me, would that make me hotter than you?

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Well your face is pretty...

but you'll have to put a bag over that personality.

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I love the kind of hugs where you can physically feel the sadness leaving your body.

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Does it count as saving someone's life if you just refrain from killing them???

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just kiss me ;-*

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Rudeness is the weak person's imitation of strength.

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You know you are getting old when happy hour is a nap.

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Oh, you're the ex? Nice to meet you, I'm the upgrade.

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Losing your mind is not as bad as losing your integrity.

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Today, for dinner I ate a little bit of popcorn, a piece of cheese and a chocolate bar! But
tomorrow I'll tell everybody, I had tapaz for dinner!!

Single life when it's best ;)

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Destiny has two
ways of crushing us..
by refusing our wishes and by fulfilling them •

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babyfeets also make footprints!

I lost my baby girl! And the worst part is that I have to live with that for the rest of my life!
Some days I wish to be you, who can scroll down, and then it's out of your life again!
But then again, I wouldn't wish for anyone to live through that!
R.I.P. princess Aia <3

I only accept apologies in cash

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In the end we'll all get an one bedroom apartment with a lid!

If I try real hard, maybe I'll be lucky this time?

I love you AND chocolate!

But just to be clear, I'll still kill you if you eat my chocolate ...

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Chocolate
doesn't ask
silly questions..
chocolate understands •

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There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

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i'm not waiting for a
PRINCE
i'm waiting for someone who thinks i'm their
PRINCESS

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You're my fire, you're my rain, you're my shelter from the world when I'm in pain <3

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When someone ask me: "are you okay" sometimes it would be nice if i could say: "no actually I'm not, but if you give me 1000$ I'm sure I'll feel better" instead of my usual: "yes I'm okay"

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I don't like to think before I speak, I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

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A real man, is looking at other women, but always thinks "my woman is the best!"

I have a boyfriend.
Wait no,
that's a fridge.
I have a fridge.

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sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

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Maybe love can't pay my bills, but I'd still rather be poor and loved <3

#poor, #love

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I do not care where you come from or where you are going, I still love you.

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Ahh, memories of my childhood:
The contents of my kollegg bag, was a wet towel and a sour-smelling gym suit!

#kollegg, #bag

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SHIT HAPPENS!
But mostly to me, so don't worry!

#shithappens

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Some people believe in gods I believe in chocolate

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A NEGATIVE MIND WILL NEVER GIVE YOU A POSITIVE LIFE!

I love you so much
that I would tell you
if I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet.

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You are who you choose to be!

- Yeah right, as if I've chosen to be poor, fat and tired!!

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if you think there's too much drama in your life, perhaps your the source!!

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two words one finger!

Dad!
I know you've loved me as long as I've lived,
but I've loved you all my life! <3

#happyfathersday

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Dear god.
If you can't make me loose weight, can you then please, make my girlfriends gain some???

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It's okay to laugh in the bedroom, as long as you don't point at the same time!

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There is nothing that cures insomnia as effectively as the alarm clock!

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:)

morning peeps!

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I feel like crap today :(

A dead horse wont move, if you find out you're sitting on a dead horse, my advice for you would be:
Get off or accept you're not going anywhere!

Words you use for three things:
1. to express thoughts.
2. to hide thoughts
3. to cover the fact that there are no thoughts.

antique philosopher

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A successful relationship requires falling in love multiple times, but always with the same person.

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I found myself when I lost you.

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People change for two reasons:
either they learned a lot or they'be been hurt too much.

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Wake up it's a beautiful morning!

But the night was ugly ...

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tomorrow:

a mystical land, where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored!

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I know it's a surprise, but sometimes it's MEN, who cannot accept that sex doesn't have to lead to serious relationship!

Be with a guy, who ruins your LIPSTICK, not your MASCARA!

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Real men
make your
panties wet,
not your eyes •

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I just took a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

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SORRY!

The lifestyle you ordered is currently out of stock.

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Fuck it!

I'm a princess

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I'm Amazing!

Who are you?

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I know I have issues, but you constantly reminding me of them doesn't do shit to resolve them.

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I met an idiot yesterday, actually I met him a long time ago, but it was only yesterday I found out he's an idiot!

Idiots are everywhere! :(

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I dreamed about you last night - ergo, you are the man of my dreams!

#dreamguy

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everybody else are thinking only of themselves, I'm the only one who thinks of me!

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Sometimes I wish my friends where like my dog! Just listening, not talking!
But then again, I really don't want to pick up my friends shit in a plasticbag ...

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Now I'm going to stand outside, then everyone can see, that I'm outstanding!!!

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Get a condom for your heart; I'm about to fuck your feelings.

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There are two types of men:
Those who are pigs and those who admit it!

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drunk,
drunker, drunkstttt arghh fuck it! I'm just drunk now :P

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Dear Wine!

I'm sure we agreed, that you would make me sharp, good looking and a great dancer!

Now I've seen the video - we need to talk!!!

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strawberries and icecream, it's a match made in heaven!!!

I'm Amazing!

Who are you?

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I'm Amazing!

Who are you?

#imamazing

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Never trust a man, if he cancel a date with the excuse:
"I've got a migraine"

Chocolate makes me happy ...

and fat!

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My mother in law failed -
now I'm fucked!!

you can't see the future
with tears in your eyes!

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"Don't worry,
the spider is
smaller than
you"

"...yeah, so is a
grenade"

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