shimmer_07's Posts

Since it's traditional to break new year's resolutions, I'll aim at being fat and lazy this year and see what happens.

#resolution

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My new year's resolution is to be more positive and less sarcastic.
How long do you think this fantasy will last?

#resolution, #someecards

emiledi77, JodieT, meohmy and BerlinGirl2014 like this

what do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

a dinosnore

ha ha haha

someone date me please

emiledi77, JodieT, mizim, dor1316 and meohmy like this

sometimes you gotta bleed to know

THAT YOU'RE ALIVE AND

that you're not pregnant

#lyricsDoneRight

blacknote, emiledi77 and JodieT like this

motivation for school:

if I don't fuck up, I'll be rich

#schoolsucks

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IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
:D

#7december'98, @timothy21

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Just Saw 3 People jogging outside & It Inspired me,

To Get Up
& Closed The Blinds ;-)

Reposted from juneocallagh

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our coffee cups finished
he looked away,
my heart was tight with fear

#coffee, #poetry

JodieT, purplechill, juneocallagh, meohmy, mylisa1970 and timothy21 like this

I love you, in ways
you've never been
loved,
for reasons you've never been told, for longer than you think you
deserved and with more than you will ever know existed
inside
me
• Tyler Knott Gregson

Reposted from anonymous

JodieT, juneocallagh, PenSword72 and mylisa1970 like this

BACK ON BOLDOMATIC AFTER MONTHS :D *glad*

JodieT, juneocallagh, meohmy, campino, mylisa1970, timothy21 and KnightofSIAL like this

I don't have any bad habits.

I am good at all of them.

Reposted from swatchUSA

perellano, juneocallagh and swatchUSA like this

I could see paradise aglow inside his eyes: a rare sight but one which was not uncommon in those bewitching oculi.
- s.j

JodieT, juneocallagh and timothy21 like this

The world is full of broken hearts and judgmental hypocrites.

timothy21, purplechill, JodieT, dor1316, juneocallagh and GaylrdSprFckr like this

Currently starring in my own reality show titled, 'A Modern Cindrella - One Girl's Search for Love & Shoes'

#love, #shoes, #cindrella

timothy21, juneocallagh, shespeaks94, Demetrius, JodieT and naina_eyez like this

Exercise
Exercis
Exerci
Exerc
Exer
Exe
Ex
Extra fries.

Reposted from anonymous

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it's not you're* or your*

it's all mine
everything is mine

Reposted from avant-garde

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why date without the intentions of marriage? I mean, I know we're young but do you all date to eventually just breakup?

#thinkingoutloud, #relationships, @timothy21

juneocallagh, timothy21 and kfasheldon like this

Also, I'm good in bed
because
I sleep a lot
(lmao to anybody who thought it was gonna be dirty)

@timothy21

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I can already smell the roses I won't be getting on Valentine's Day and can taste the chocolate I'll be buying for cheap the next day.

#relationshit, #foreveralone, @timothy21

blacknote, juneocallagh, timothy21, JodieT and shespeaks94 like this

The whole purpose of sending a text is to get a reply within seconds or minutes, otherwise I would have sent a letter by fucking mail

timothy21, juneocallagh and JodieT like this

me - I don't like him
me - I don't like him
me - I don't like him
him - hi
me - sweet jesus why are you so perfect

timothy21, juneocallagh, kfasheldon and avant-garde like this

I mean I'm kinda dumb and loud and my hair doesn't always look great but I can make you laugh and I'm good at petting animals so why not date me

#foreveralone

juneocallagh and kfasheldon like this

It's messed up that you can accidentally make a person but you can't accidentally make pizza.

juneocallagh and kfasheldon like this

If you can't afford pizza, you can't afford me.

#pizzalove, #baeforlife

lonelywolf, timothy21, roosterbear, phuamaxx, juneocallagh and kfasheldon like this

reposted by juneocallagh

And she's in love with him but lovers don't always win.

#this, #love, #is, #treacherous, #reckless, #difficult, #but, #true

juneocallagh, PenSword72, Demetrius, JodieT, kfasheldon and blair.waldorf like this

You don't know fear until you hear a cough underneath your bed.

#fear

juneocallagh, mademoiselle98, avant-garde, Babs_77, satan, meohmy, naina_eyez, magicalwordsforyou and kfasheldon like this

reposted by juneocallagh

- When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change.
- aww
- Except the direction I'm walking in.
- wow -,-

#insult

mademoiselle98, Hank-the-knife, magicalwordsforyou, avant-garde and kfasheldon like this

Kisses like a queen, her walk is so mean and every jaw drops when she's in those jeans.

#onedirection, #stealmygirl

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I want to marry my bed.

#sleepdeprived, #sleepisbae

FrankFilocamo, mademoiselle98, JodieT and meohmy like this

I don't have the energy to pretend that I like you today.

#likeaboss

mademoiselle98, PenSword72, ellenicole and meohmy like this

Talk nerdy to me.

#nerdytalk

mademoiselle98 likes this

I need a 6 month vacation, twice a year.

#desperately, #need, #a, #vacation

mademoiselle98 and nash like this

Pizza doesn't divorce you. Pizza doesn't cheat on you. Pizza doesn't fight with you.
Why don't people just marry pizza?!

#pizzalove

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You weren't a star to me, you were my whole damn sky.

#starryeyed, #night, #stars

mademoiselle98, naina_eyez, avant-garde, topbuzz and bold like this

They said,"I bet they'll never make it." But just look at us holding on. We're still together, still going strong.

#you're, #still, #the, #one, #I, #want, #for, #life

mademoiselle98, naina_eyez and juneocallagh like this

After all this time, you're still the one I love.

#I, #love, #you

mademoiselle98, PenSword72, bold and Babs_77 like this

I am a woman. I don't know what I want but I get mad if I don't get it.

mademoiselle98 and bold like this

Sometimes, I miss you.

But then, I rememeber what a douche you were & how awesome I am.

And then I'm like,"No. I'm good."

#breakup

mademoiselle98, bold, BerlinGirl2014, meohmy and naina_eyez like this

Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we continue to fly.

Usually on a broomstick.

We're flexible that way.

#breakup

PenSword72, Blueberry, BerlinGirl2014 and swatchUSA like this

Dear bad luck,
lets break up.

#breakup

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All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else.

#truth, #tbh

bold, thinkbig, BerlinGirl2014, meohmy, Hank-the-knife, RandomHero1981, sandraml and avant-garde like this

I'm not sick. I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure.

bold, BerlinGirl2014, RandomHero1981, naina_eyez, Interessant and tayterpatch like this

A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.

#beware

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Let's play Titanic. You be the ocean & I'll go down on you.

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reposted by makalapua

Bra sizes:
A- almost boobs.
B- barely boobs.
C- can't complain.
D- dang.
DD- double dang.
E- enormous.
F- fake.
G- get a reduction.
H- help me I've fallen and can't get up.

Reposted from JodieT

@JodieT

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I hate you & I love you at the same time. It's like, I wanna throw you off a cliff & then run down and catch you.

juneocallagh and coco03 like this

TREAT ME LIKE A JOKE, AND I'LL LEAVE YOU LIKE IT'S FUNNY.....

Reposted from WordNerd

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Kiss me hard before you go.
#summertime sadness

#summertimesadness

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If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.

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reposted by RandomHero1981, juneocallagh, greysky, maicfly, invalid and prubton

I've been single for quite a while now and it's going pretty great.

I think I am The One.

#single, #and, #in, #love, #with, #freedom

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Do no
Harm...

But take no shit

Reposted from anonymous

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Lets lay in bed all day, and trade sexual favours, for trips to the fridge.

Reposted from theDon

bold, Babs_77 and RandomHero1981 like this

I'M IN MY BED,

Your in your bed.

ONE OF US IS IN THE WRONG PLACE.

Reposted from theDon

Hank-the-knife and RandomHero1981 like this

You may not be Mr. Right, but I'll fuck you until he shows up.

Reposted from tk93

@timtomdan

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THE SUN GOES DOWN,THE STARS COME OUT
AND ALL THAT COUNTS,IS HERE AND NOW
MY UNIVERSE,WILL NEVER BE THE SAME I'M GLAD YOU CAME

Reposted from anonymous

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Okay - not mad.

OK - mad.

K - mad AF.

#meaning, #of, #OKAY

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We enjoy the night, the darkness, where we can do things that aren't acceptable in the light. Night is when we slake our thirst.

#sin, #toointense?

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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a club for saints.

#sin, @timtomdan

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reposted by RandomHero1981, Boldomatic, stinker62, kraaft, TMyricks, TMyricks, maddenuff, maddenuff, swaggalishes, capbacon and 28 others

I put the HOT in Psychotic.

#hot, #psychotic, #sin

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Into everyone's life, some darkness seeps in.

Strength, is not only being able to see the light beyond the darkness, but to let it back in.

D.A

Reposted from Deborah.A

@Deborah.A

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I don't blame Disney for unrealistic expectations of men; I blame Christian Grey. <3 <3

#50shadesofgrey, #christiangrey, #anastasiasteele

Babs_77 and makalapua like this

A simple hello could lead to a million different things.

Reposted from meohmy

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Commitment means staying loyal to what you said you were going to do, long after the mood you said it in has left.

Reposted from anonymous

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I'm having amnesia & déja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this shit before.

#dejavu

Epillepsy, foenix, juneocallagh, sarcaSM, RandomHero1981, mylisa1970 and satan like this

I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs.

#idontcare, #iloveit

Rohi and mylisa1970 like this

People are drizzle, he is rain and she?
She is a hurricane.

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I wonder if I've met the person I'm going to end up marrying...

#justsayin

Jacob_Dallas and nash like this

I like it hard, fast and loud.

I'm a dirt bike girl.

#dirtbike

Jacob_Dallas, tweetybird, nash and RandomHero1981 like this

You're a little bit crazy and I love it so much.

misterlab and Babs_77 like this

Sometimes always is not forever...

misterlab likes this

A smile is the best curve any girl can have.

#smile, #happy

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reposted by ozziesmith and ozziesmith

I want to
ki__ you.

Options may vary.

Babs_77 likes this

I didn't change. I grew up.
You should try that sometime.

Babs_77 likes this

"Just tired," she said everyday. But if you look in her eyes you'll know that it was more than just a lack of sleep.

KosmicKarma, foenix and Babs_77 like this

Wanting a fairy tale ending. *sigh*

#fairytale, #disneylove

FrankF, FrankFilocamo, plantuniverse, JodieT, Babs_77 and foenix like this

if energy can neither be created nor destroyed, what if our souls are a fragmented collection of other people's souls from the past and future? what if our dreams are their memories?

Reposted from permanentwaves

Babs_77 likes this

you are my
solitary ice
cream cone

Reposted from soyy

#icecreamlove

Ily = I barely do.

Love you = I do, but I don't at the same time.

I love you = Trust me. I mean it.

#iloveyou

So this is my life. And I want you to know that I'm both happy & sad and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be.

#tfios, #happy, #sad, #confused, #lonely, #at_the_same_time

janem803 likes this

How do you wake up from a nightmare if you're not asleep?

#nightmare, #wishyouwerehere

Beauty is not about having a pretty face. It's about having a pretty mind, soul and heart.

#realbeauty, #tobethoughtupon

foenix and coco03 like this

You're weird.

But I like you.

# #weird, #ilikeyou

holmlia likes this

I can never sleep when I need to and I'm pretty sure it's killing me. *yawn*

#sleep, #deprived

Weddings are joyous

unless you're not the groom

and you love the bride

#haiku, #weddings

Epillepsy, haiden_, kj55, JodieT, foenix and GaylrdSprFckr like this

Spotless Sunday sheets

evolve by weekend into

great white emptiness

#haiku, #sunday, #weekend

kj55, JodieT and PenSword72 like this

Blessed are the daring

who cross the night to bring their

warmth to our cold beds

#haiku, #night

PenSword72, kj55 and JodieT like this

I do not like you

You will never be grilled cheese

You make my mouth sad

#haiku, #cheesylove, @kj55, @makalapua, @juneocallagh

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reposted by mariarve, JessieJ, Boldomatic, DawnieDogg88, karinx2000, anyguy, eeveleevens, alb0219 and Sirskitten

My skirt is haiku
I am not putting you on
I put this skirt on

#haiku

PenSword72 and kj55 like this

A haiku about getting out of bed -

no no no no no
no no no no no no no
no no no no no

#haiku, #everymorning

kj55 likes this

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator.

#haiku, #doesntmakesense

magicalwordsforyou and JodieT like this

How much can I fit
into a Haiku format
oh no I'm out of

#haiku, @JodieT

PenSword72, kj55, magicalwordsforyou, GaylrdSprFckr and JodieT like this

I'd like to offer moral support but I have questionable morals.

Reposted from snajsig

I crave you in the most innocent form.

Reposted from naina_eyez

$Sex is like math. Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply!$

Reposted from anonymous

Epillepsy, kj55, Babs_77 and satan like this

Only 2 sentences can change the mood of a woman -
'I love you' & '50% discount'.

#woman, #quote, #tbt

satan likes this

Never leave your work for tomorrow. Remember, you can also do it the day after.
Be lazy, think crazy!

pztk and coco03 like this

Top ten things men understand about women.
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.

Reposted from anonymous

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While you're thousands of miles away, oceans divide us.
You are with others that you love aswell, for you the time goes by like the blink of an eye.
For me, however, it seems like an eternity. As I sit, the days turn into nights and the nights into days.
Your days and nights are filled with laughter, joy and happiness.
As I sit alone, all I feel is emptiness, I can feel your embrace, hear your voice and feel your lips touching mine.
Then I realized that it was all but a dream and a single tear rolls down my cheek.
Until we meet again.

Reposted from Deborah.A

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When a guy gets jealous, it's cute. But when a girl gets jealous, WW3 is about to begin.

Luenchen, timtomdan, thinkbig, pztk and coco03 like this

I don't want to be that Barbie girl who married the prince.

I want to be Wonder Woman and hang out with Batman!

Reposted from coco03

magicalwordsforyou likes this

See that big yellow thing in the sky? Yeah, the world revolves around that. Not you, b*tch!

llamabat, Epillepsy, haiden_, Rohi, magicalwordsforyou, austinsthought and coco03 like this

reposted by llamabat

I LIKE THE PERSON I AM.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

Reposted from Deborah.A

There should be a dating site for all the single socks in the world...

Reposted from anonymous

@Gabbem

Epillepsy, magicalwordsforyou, Johanni and Gabbem like this

What sex are you?

Male [ ]
Female [ ]
Sexy [x]

Reposted from anonymous

@Gabbem

Gabbem likes this

I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.

BerlinGirl2014 and magicalwordsforyou like this

My rule about shoes...
buy them.

#shoes, #shopaholic

Rohi and BerlinGirl2014 like this

Why fit in when you were born to stand out?!

BerlinGirl2014 and magicalwordsforyou like this

Some infinities are bigger than other infinities.

#thefaultinourstars

BerlinGirl2014 likes this

My room was clean. But then, I had to decide what to wear.

Rohi, JodieT and Gabbem like this

Boots, bags and boys!
Lets get back to the essentials.

#kollegg, #bag, #boots, #boys

shimmer_07, Rohi, magicalwordsforyou, supermom and Gabbem like this

There's a skinny girl who lives inside of me, who's trying to get out but I usually shut her up with cookies.

#cookies

Gabbem likes this

Honey, you're like a bag of pampers. Self absorbed and full of shit!

#kollegg, #bag, @Deborah.A

Slotter6, haiden_, Deborah.A, giertsen, Rohi, magicalwordsforyou, supermom, Gabbem, topbuzz and coco03 like this

A woman is like a teabag. You don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

#bag, #kollegg

magicalwordsforyou, topbuzz and coco03 like this

Don't cry; buy a Kollegg bag and get over it.

#kollegg, #bag

Gabbem likes this

Even if I am given 67 years to complete my h.w., I wouldn't do it until a night before the day it's due.

#UpAllNight

kateelgar, Gabbem and magicalwordsforyou like this

You can't photoshop your ugly personality.

Reposted from Elenaaa

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Everyone should get true love and it should last as long as their life does.

mylisa1970, Babs_77 and magicalwordsforyou like this

Even the prettiest girls feel ugly sometimes, the happiest girls cry at night, the most independent girls feel alone. We all may be living different lives, but when its comes down to it, we are all fighting the same monsters.

#justthinking, #inspirational

janem803, SturmundTippi, destiny_china, dor1316, Rohi, mylisa1970, Elenaaa, JodieT and magicalwordsforyou like this

Sometimes, no one would understand.
We'll just have to accept that.

@flako, @johanni

mylisa1970, Elenaaa, Johanni, magicalwordsforyou and flako like this

If you can't handle me at my worst then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

roshierman, haiden_, mylisa1970, ConteLupinio and DasHelium like this

Looks like a girl but she's a flame. So bright, she can burn your eyes. Better look the other way.

hamza and pztk like this

I wanna be in a relationship where everyone would be like, Damn, they're still together? <3

mylisa1970 and pztk like this

Somedays you have to be your own sunshine.

FrankF, FrankFilocamo, SturmundTippi, dor1316, mylisa1970, magicalwordsforyou, pztk and Deborah.A like this

reposted by FrankFilocamo

Smile - it will either warm their heart or piss them off.

Either way you win!

Epillepsy, haiden_, magicalwordsforyou, ConteLupinio and Deborah.A like this

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

#pickuplines

perellano and ConteLupinio like this

Let's play a game.
Winner dates loser.

#pickuplines

FrankF, FrankFilocamo, Schmanda, perellano and JodieT like this

You must be tired after everything we did in my dream last night.

#pickuplines

Ziya and jherd20 like this

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?

#pickuplines

Know what's on the menu?

Me-n-U.

#pickuplines

FrankFilocamo, legacyM, jherd20, truthseeker57, perellano, ThisGuy and naina_eyez like this

reposted by FrankFilocamo

Disney is my happy pill.

#happypill, #disney

FrankF, FrankFilocamo, plantuniverse, marierobins, coco03, aleksi, pztk, JodieT, austinsthought and DasHelium like this

reposted by SarahCH

I'm jealous of every girl who has hugged you. Because for that short period of time, she held my entire world.

janem803 and pztk like this

I've fallen in love with you

but you don't exist.

pztk likes this

BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

Reposted from bold

pztk likes this

Cause you're a sky full of stars

Cause you light up the path

Reposted from swatchUSA

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Boldomatic should introduce emoticons for conversations.
Excessive use of semi-colons and parenthesis make me feel like a retard. ;)

@Boldomatic, @bold, #request, #:)

dor1316 and pztk like this

My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013 which I should've done in 2012 because I promised them in 2011 and planned in 2010.

Reposted from MeMyselfAnd..I

I need you to try.
Look around.
Everyone is broken.
If you continue to wear that label, that's all you're going to be.

- My happy pills to myself

#happypill

JodieT likes this

If it makes you happy, it doesn't matter whether it's a pill or a chocolate bar.

#happypill

Sometimes, the people who have the least are the most generous.

@Deborah.A

janem803, shespeaks94, EMG, dor1316, lollip2, buglove, supermom, thinkbig, ikyoulikey, flako and 3 others like this

reposted by buglove and nash

I'd rather date a science geek
who's a complete sweetheart than a really hot guy who flirts with every other girl.

magicalwordsforyou, Elenaaa and pztk like this

I
don't
care,
I
love
it.

pztk likes this

If a person is born deaf then what language does he think in?

You look like I need another drink.

AnnaKai, crishoni4280, Rohi, bold, Slotter6, haiden_, flako, magicalwordsforyou, Elenaaa and JodieT like this

Bad decisions make good stories.

@Deborah.A

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reposted by Nandranie and Nandranie

I love you and I hate you.
It's like I wanna throw you off the top of a cliff then rush to the bottom to catch you.

everyday I think "the day is to short for doing everything I wanted"

Reposted from DasHelium

Elenaaa likes this

I wake up everyday intending to be productive and then a voice in my head says "Haha good one!" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.

Reposted from GaylrdSprFckr

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You forget everything or remember everything with that ONE song.

EMG, magicalwordsforyou, DasHelium, giertsen, GaylrdSprFckr and JodieT like this

reposted by DasHelium

I'm a morning person...if morning happened around noon.

DasHelium likes this

We're happy, free, confused and lonely at the same time.

-Taylor Swift

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Fuck love. I'd rather fall in chocolate.

#chocoholic

Rohi, haiden_, magicalwordsforyou, looolaa, Elenaaa and JodieT like this

I love how in scary movies the person yells 'Hello?' as if the killer is going to be like 'Yeah I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?'

Reposted from iheartcheese

Elenaaa likes this

My parents: Your room is a mess.
Me: Hah, you should see my life.

GaylrdSprFckr and kateelgar like this

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

Reposted from _Nathalie_

dodge1977, looolaa and _Nathalie_ like this

Real girls aren't perfect.
Perfect girls aren't real.

biatrizpereira and Elenaaa like this

One minute silence for all those teenagers whose parents don't let them eat in their rooms.

kateelgar and Elenaaa like this

clinomania
(n.) excessive
desire to stay in bed

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@JodieT

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If you follow all the rules, you miss all the fun.

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My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

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Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

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Oh honey, I am Karma. And trust me, Karma is a bitch.

#karma

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I'm so happy, I could shit rainbows.

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I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.

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I tripped and fell in love.

Don't worry, I brushed that shit off.

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Be the kind of woman that each day when you wake up and your feet hit the ground, even the devil says,"Oh crap! She's up."

I have a boyfriend.
Oh wait no,
no that's a fridge.
I have a fridge.

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Can you remember who you were, before the world told you who you should be?

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@janaa

I've never seen a Mcdonalds or a Burger King under construction.

They just show up.

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I either text back embarrassingly fast or three hours later. There is no in between.

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I got home, dead tired after a long day's work and ready for a relaxing night alone. Fumbling in the dark, I reached for the light switch, but another hand was already there.

#horrorstory, #wheniwaskilled

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Crying over a guy? Nahh, pick your head up, princess..your tiara is falling.

I'm bored of being bored 'cause being bored is boring.

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Sarcasm:- my second favourite "asm" ;)

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I don't watch soccer...

If I want to spend 90 minutes watching people struggling to score, I take my friends to a bar.

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#worldcup, #soccer

Happiness is what makes you beautiful.

#happiness, #beautiful

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Try to be less of a fucking piece of shit than you were yesterday.

- Buddha

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I wish you were here or I was there or we were together anywhere...

People will stare; make it worth their while.

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy. But here's my number so call me maybe?

#callmemaybe, #carleyraejepson

I like you a lottle.
It's like a little, only a lot <3

Sarcasm:
the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

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I'm fluent in 3 languages:
English, sarcasm and profanity.

#sarcasm, #profanity, #f*ckyeah

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I'm too sexy for my ex.

#imsexyandiknowit

I don't need the world cup to get drunk and scream at my television. B-)

#worldcup

She liked him.
He liked her. Everybody knew. Except them.

#happens, #him&her

that awkward moment when I'm drunk
and you're still ugly

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Roses are red.

My name is not Dave.

This poem makes no sense.

Microwave.

#idleness, #sillyme, #bored

She doesn't say "I Love You" like a normal person. Instead, she'll laugh, shake her head, give you a little smile and say,"You're an idiot." If she tells you you're an idiot, you're a lucky man.

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When you call me babe or baby, I just get this really awesome feeling ^_^

#callmebaby?

She wants to be your girl. Not one of your girls.

#bae, #yourgirl

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Always be yourself. Unless you're a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.

On Wednesdays, we wear pink.

#pink, #meangirls

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Don't let the haters stop you from doing your thang.

Warm hugs, I like that shit.

#hugs

Whoever said money can't buy happiness probably didn't know where to shop.

#shopaholic, #??

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Save the Earth.
It's the only planet with chocolate.

#chocoholic, #???, @magicalwordsforyou

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