xoxorask's Posts

First time back in 2 years.

I got a duckling :)

#duck, #awesome, #hisnameisLoui, #sofuckingcute

I'm not as think as you confused I am!

My Apple looks like a blue unicorn with 234534 little magical doughnuts that got eaten by a highly trained military llama.

If you can't afford to go on vacation, you can always drink until you don't know where you are!

Reposted from misterlab

@misterlab, #awesome

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i hate when you're at a party and have two bottles of shots but everybody else drinks it before you get to taste it, and you're just sitting there like.. i paid for that and i'am not drunk..

#annoying, #stranger, #people

Fluxx!
The card game with ever-changing rules!

#friends, #hangover, #candy

i love food,
food loves me,
good thing i'm always hungry!

Aabenraa, Denmark

#food, #love

the world is legalising drugs

#fakenews

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you're crazy and i'm out of my mind.

#music, #love, #mylife

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The way you play the cheese guitar with the licorice strings and your fishy fingers, is just incredible.

#music, #rocks

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i have adhd, it's Attention Def... oh look a butterfly!

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Call the pineapple if you feel happy

a day without sunshine is like,
you know, night?

#darkness

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Some people see things as they are, and say:"why?"
I see things as they never were, and say:"why not?"

#love

"Do you believe in love at first sight?

How about misery after three years?"

#breakup

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do not read the next sentence.

you little rebel, i like you!

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I am so blue that I'm greener than purple.

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An old man said to his friend: - I think I want a tattoo of a sun on my cock! - Why? asked the friend. - Because I've heard that young women love soaking up the sun!

#sex

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It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop.

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reposted by glowet

My world is where everybody is ponys and we all eat rainbows and poop butterflies.

@wolff

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A fuzzy snake ate the clouds!

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at people you don't like!

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when i grow up, i wanna be a potato!

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There's a purple mushroom in
my backyard, screaming Taco's!

#taco, #mushroom, #screaming

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Shhh, the cheese may tell your grandma!

#wtf

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Damn the rain is wet again!

#ineedsummer!, #now

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Look, a distraction!

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On a scale from one to ten, what is your favourite colour of the alphabet.

#awkward, #whatthehell, #omg

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reposted by meghanabhange

I stepped on a Corn Flake, now I'm a Cereal Killer...

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reposted by OpenWorld

your face makes me uncomfortable.

please turn around!

#justkidding

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A boyfriend is a regular male companion in a romantic and/or sexual relationship.

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Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows!
pink fluffy unicorns dancing on .....

NOW PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP!

#pink, #fluffy, #unicorns, #dancing, #rainbows

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when you wanna drink, but all your friends are like...

"Nah not today"

#party, #lovlypeople, #boyfriend

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All rainbows are full circles, however, the average observer sees only approximately the upper half of the arc.

#rainbow, #beauty, #colorfull

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said to the unicorn

can i hang my coat there? thanks.

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Q. What is the difference between Justin Bieber and unicorns?

A. One is a magical glittery little creature conjured up by the imaginations of little girls and the other is a unicorn.

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reposted by laerke17 and OpenWorld

Downloding summer body failed..

.................. error

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i dont have the energy for it John John!
- Linda P

#danishcomedy

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- when you love someone so much you just wants to smash there face into a wall!

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if you can't argue for eggplant.
- then Heidi
is an onion!

#wolff, #failovich, #simontalbot

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I love the fact that people always think im funny.
When im actually just really mean...

#muhahaha, #justkidding

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when you're at poledance and have to kick, and you choose to kick directly into the pole with your foot!

#poledance, #lovingit

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Said by the Queen of Denmark.

"You would not die from my food, but
I'm not sure that
you would survive
my driving."

#royal

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im so great in bed...
- i can sleep 12 hours!

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reposted by glowet

You know you spend too much time with your computer: when you start double-clicking the remote control.

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Music is sound flirting with silence

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If you follow
all the rules, you miss all the fun..

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I can not imagine anything worse than getting the message that i should have fun...

i'm just there thinking "and why are you here then?"

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Dogs have owners,
cats have staff..

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It is better to look good far from - than to look far from good..

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Never hit a person lying down - it's a lot easier to kick

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reposted by GaylrdSprFckr, monalob and glowet

A clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory

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Do not trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days without dying ...

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some people just need a highfive!

- in the face!
- with a chair!
- made of steel!

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reposted by glowet

If your girlfriend starts smoking...

- you should slow down!!!

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i really like school...

- specialy when its over :)

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Sometimes i grab my boobs...

- because, well i can ;)

#royal

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Many girls talking about finding a guy like there bestfriend...

- My guy? he's my bestfriend!;)

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