casaper's Posts

I love dumerican politics!

#dumerica

petegutz2, MyM, emiledi77 and FrankFilocamo like this

Is Donald about to step out because he has illegal immigrants among his ancestors?

#stepout

jmb, FrankFilocamo, emiledi77, juneocallagh and hebdifescht like this

So what is Donalds little secret he has to step out with?

#stepout

FrankFilocamo, emiledi77 and juneocallagh like this

I learned to swim before I burned any bridges.

Reposted from anonymous

jmb, janem803, FrankFilocamo, sudeshnarocks, Parole and emiledi77 like this

Manchmal leide ich unter vorzeitiger Artikulation.

Reposted from stargater

jmb and emiledi77 like this

Clape di clipe di clape di clap.

#stepout

FrankFilocamo, juneocallagh, Parole, emiledi77, sudeshnarocks and CleoBe like this

The way of life.

It's all about

stepping stones!

#stepout

janem803, FrankFilocamo, juneocallagh, heidierdbeer, Parole, emiledi77, sudeshnarocks and CleoBe like this

Comitted to my life?

git reset HEAD~

#nerd

CleoBe, emiledi77 and FrankFilocamo like this

Spitzensport

vermutlich die fitteste Grossmuttertischdeko aller Zeiten

Deko on stereoids quasi...

jmb, CleoBe, heidierdbeer and emiledi77 like this

Nerd philosophy:

be = false || true;

be = !be;

#nerd

juneocallagh, Orkid and emiledi77 like this

$¯\_(°'°)_/¯$

#nerd

FrankFilocamo, juneocallagh and emiledi77 like this

Bold is

SOOOO

ff02::1

#nerd

emiledi77 and juneocallagh like this

wh47 4 qu35710n?

1m d3f1n173ly n07 4
n3rd!

#nerd

He doesn't use that hyper commercial Linux.

He runs all
his hosts with
GNU/Hurd

#nerd

Don't miss the latest
episode
of

Infinite Monkey Cage

#nerd

The glass is
twice the required size

#nerd

Campo likes this

#nerd

juneocallagh likes this

Adjusting my Rubidium after the switch second was exausting!

#nerd

juneocallagh likes this

$Hello, my name is '\0';$

#nerd

juneocallagh likes this

I've optimized my spacemacs dotfiles on new years eve...

#nerd

juneocallagh likes this

Ver

an / un

staltung

heidierdbeer and aehmpaeh like this

Wär ich aus Stahl, wär Rost die einzige Sorge die mich noch plagte.

heidierdbeer likes this

She doesn't make sense, she is sense!

#lady, #desirable

Jetzt is aber ma fetisch hia!

Kapiert?

#fetish

jmb likes this

I love

TEXTPRESSIONISM!

Zurich, Switzerland

#text, #bold

jmb, janem803, heidierdbeer and dor1316 like this

Orgasmobhobia combined with notorious sex addiction.

#phobia

I'm the most like scared bold ever. Please avoide any likes!

#phobia

topleftophobeia!

#phobia

itsmenatassa likes this

Boldophobiaaaaaaaahhhh!

help!

#phobia

eye for eye, hand for hand, tooth for braces, kiss for kiss, ...

#firstkiss

heidierdbeer, SimonLauper and kj55 like this

... ... ... ... ...... .... ...

They'd really like to tell us about it, but if they'd stop they'd have only the second left.
Would be a shame, woudn't it?

..... ...

#firstkiss

Es gibt
immer
mehr

Selfiemorde!

jmb, MaScho and A.M. like this

The world is a pasture full of callows jewing up they're grassroot movements.

#farmlife

hebdifescht likes this

Firm life?
I'd rather pick furt about life.

#farmlife

Jetzt wird klar was es mit gespaltener persönlichkeit auf sich hat. Bis jertzt waren wir immer einer Meinung!

Interessant, niniel and Luenchen like this

I miss the past, the time i didn't know you!

#brutalhonesty

raaz and Madalena like this

Your father is the postman!

#brutalhonesty

Interessant and Moon-D like this

You make up your abominable otward well with ur flimsy intelligence. Well done!

#brutalhonesty

Moon-D likes this

Well, if ur that ugly and hopeless, why don't you jump? Up to you, I'll support u anyhow.

#brutalhonesty

Ur talking about ur midlife crisis?

Mate, ur half way past ur last quarter. Rather mid-of-end-life crisys, isn't it?

#brutalhonesty

U have so beautifull ... ... boobs!

#brutalhonesty

Moon-D likes this

Soon I will show you from where little beard get's the applejuice!

@allisoncarmody

Warum nicht ein wenig in der Gegend rum boldzen?!

againandagain likes this

Midnight sneak.

Because honey isn't supposed to notice

#midnightsnack

heidierdbeer and hebdifescht like this

Kid-Cat, have a breakup.

Kid = no breakup

Cat = breakup and single

#breakup

A.M. and Yakooza like this

Ducktale... a special for everyone who's attended to Nymphomaniac.

A.M. likes this

My mirror seemes to be quite chatty lateley. And always that mean grin and his strange ideas.

Luenchen likes this

U poor bager dont hav good koleggs.

#kollegg, #bag

She hapilly accepted.

#happypill

kj55 likes this

Riding my pneumonian snakes out of my lungs. Finally!

#ride, #snakerides

swatchUSA and Ms_Ntlebi like this

Schalt mal einen Gang runter, alteeer!

#ride, #snakerides

hallowelt likes this

U ride me crazy!

Really. stop to caugh.

#ride, #snakerides

She is ridecal!

#ride, #snakerides

jeremiph likes this

#ride, #snakerides

The opposite of free ride: its Rolls Roice, of course!

#ride, #snakerides

Interessant likes this

Horny was invented by a musician.

#sex

Moon-D, PenSword72, kj55, Ms_Ntlebi and bold like this

#sex

hebdifescht likes this

Is Royall exclusive?

No, not at all!

#royal

Neo-X-Metrix likes this

Kürzlich hab ich den Prinz auf der Linse gesehen.

#royal

Neo-X-Metrix, swatchUSA and ZoJ like this

Wieder Zwilinge...

...ein Wunder der Hormonbehandlung.

ZoJ and Loupi4614 like this

Hey night crawlers: your time is up!

#night

againandagain, GaylrdSprFckr and tandasilva like this

This night is so old that it is too late for a night cap.

#night

janem803 and Luenchen like this

Wich one is more nightly, AM or PM?

Zurich, Switzerland

#night

Neo-X-Metrix, DerbePueppi, swatchUSA, janineyvette, 2schaa and tandasilva like this

The most terrible about sleepless nights is the birds brutal singsang at dawn!

#night

DerbePueppi, againandagain and Luenchen like this

Why don't they fix days with shades, so they're bloody cozy as well.

-- Dracula

#night

GaylrdSprFckr and kj55 like this

Sind Schnecken mit Haus eigentlich auch nacktaktiv?

#night

ZoJ and Luenchen like this

Who was the hero so bright, that even a damaged lightbulb in the middle of a power cut wouldnt get jealous at all?

Michael Night!

#night

What bird sings sooo terrible?

The Nightinfail!

#night

Why is tonight still today? Theres no logic in this, no?

#night

Interessant likes this

Ich gehöre zu einer nacktaktiven Spezies.

#night

CleoBe, Sunshine123, Trixinfo, zzz, melina275, franzel87, JTR2, Lirpae.., Neo-X-Metrix, ZoJ and 4 others like this

reposted by Luenchen and little_hippie

Who is Take-out?

It's Put-in's oponent.

Ms_Ntlebi likes this

I said you said that I didn't say that you have sad that you where not sad.

againandagain, little_hippie and tandasilva like this

Actually a cat's life jas only 2 flaws: the 9 Lives are just too short and sex is very painful ... if u still got ur balls

Belieber1994 likes this

meditation was a indians cheap trick to pretend to be a master with doing absolutely nothing. It has spread all over the world: global fraud!

Lirpae.., epstein and abe like this

Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einer Kravatte und einem Kuhschwanz?
Der Kuhschwanz bedekt das ganze Arschloch.

Neo-X-Metrix, niniel, fruitgarden, makalapua, crystalD, Belieber1994, Lirpae.. and Luenchen like this

reposted by fruitgarden

Wer ist die grösste Schlampe im ganzen land? Der Koffermuni, wer denn sonst?!

makalapua and SimonLauper like this

Welches Arschloch ist größer: Hinter der der Kravatte oder das hinterm Kuhschwanz. Kravatte! Warum? Doublefist ist mehr als solo Koffermuni!

Redet ab und an deine Intelligenz mit dir? Macht nichts, die versteht dich auch nicht.

niniel, makalapua, Belieber1994, Lirpae.., SimonLauper and Luenchen like this

reposted by SimonLauper

"I love you"

is just a more pleasant way to say

"fuck you"!

2schaa and crystalD like this

There is allot of similarity between duckface and f...face. how come?

What colour does your mindset have?
Blue, after a few ...

2schaa likes this

Are you open blinded?

Erstaunlich das Apple Bold liebt, obschon ihr es wagt einen Android app zu führen ;)

piepa and ZoJ like this

Poetoral damage is the toll we pay for said lyrics.

#deadpoetalive

Fitzie and Celestial like this

Staub ist materialisierte Zeit.
Gedichte das Ejakulat der Philosophen.

#deadpoetalive

Celestial, crystalD, hebdifescht and leenaa like this

The paradoxon is that there is too many living poets with suicidal poetry. They should be all gone by now, shouldn't they?

#deadpoetalive

Celestial, Interessant and crystalD like this

My poet is alive, but it's the poetry, it is rotten.

#deadpoetalive

Celestial likes this

If a dead poet is alive he is beeing eaten by bookworms.

#deadpoetalive

petegutz2, EmpressTygress, emiledi77, avant-garde, janineyvette, kj55, leberer and Celestial like this

reposted by emiledi77

I am alive! no?

#deadpoetalive

swatchUSA and Celestial like this

We're the majority anyway, althow they only count us as one.

2schaa likes this

I don't think out of it, but I work out of the box.

FrankFilocamo, Diamond, Lirpae.., 2schaa and Celestial like this

If you cheated on ur wife, always use sneakers when u come home.

#sneaker, #sneakerness

Celestial and 2schaa like this

She was trying to sneak in with her tap-dance shoes.

#sneaker, #sneakerness

Celestial and swatchUSA like this

Darf man eigentlich nach Telefonaten von fremden Leuten in der S-Bahn nachfragen wenn einem was unklar geblieben ist?!?

Reposted from MooseOnDaLoose

Zürich, Switzerland

Celestial likes this

Osteropermontagose

Celestial likes this

Montage sind aus Prinzip nicht das gelbe vom Ei!

ZoJ and Celestial like this

Bunny is hiding Bolds this year!

#bunny

FrankFilocamo, FrankFilocamo, Celestial, little_hippie, Luenchen and Ms_Ntlebi like this

Piggy Bunny. leopard pants ready?

#bunny

Celestial likes this

What is cuter: Bunny or duckface?

#bunny

Celestial and Ms_Ntlebi like this

Frandpar Buck Bunny is the same, exept that he hides blue pills in stead of eggs.

#bunny

Celestial likes this

It's Buck Bunny's high cadence day.

#bunny

Celestial and 2schaa like this

What does it sound like, to be shot from a parashoot?

moooooob!

mjf likes this

Hugh Hefner has a rabbit hole packed with bunnys.

#bunny

pasquale85, Luenchen and Celestial like this

Spottish scientists found out: blessy is the new monster of Bold Ness.

Luenchen, Celestial and kj55 like this

U Crane. Maybe putin is soon invadimg zürich as well.

#crane, #zürich, #conflict, #sillytalk

Celestial likes this

Santas favorite -

Rabbit stew.

#bunny

Beardello and Luenchen like this

The jokes where not bunny at all. theyRabbit way too much easter like.

#bunny

bold and Interessant like this

Short Circus artists have this special hairstyle. Very high current is visible.

2schaa likes this

I am a Boldomist!

ene, Akatrine, bold, aehmpaeh, Luenchen and 2schaa like this

People getting hard from others beeing thick?

It's caled banal porn,
the new fetish.

His Bolder in law is rude. So rude, that he is soon a Bolder out law.

Interessant and 2schaa like this

I am highly beducated!

*yawn*

2schaa likes this

Buck$ Bunny: the richest rabbit ever.

#bunny

Neo-X-Metrix, swatchUSA, mariechen_xo and satan like this

Hanibold ist mit Boldifanten und Kursidaren uber die Helvetica gezogen.

Bunnyshine can enlight even the darkest rabbithole.

#bunny

Easterbunny's Sovjet counterpart was called Westerbunny.

#bunny

Neo-X-Metrix, Fitzie, swatchUSA and bold like this

Instant bunny and spambit. The convinient easter pleasure good until u grow old.

#bunny

Honey bunney: I share my carrot, but not my raw eggs.

#bunny

mylisa1970, SimonLauper and bold like this

Dienstag kommt von dienen. Ich wär bereit, euch aufgaben zu verteilen.
Wer zuerst kommt dient zuerst!

ZoJ likes this

Doctors say the age of a bunny can be measured by the size of its hairpiece!

Zurich, Switzerland

#bunny

nishtha_patel likes this

First they smile,
then they repost.

Reposted from 2schaa

#repost, #smile, #hereUgo

Is ur cup half full or empty? The cup is twice the size it needs for containing the amt. liquid in it!

#optimist, #pesimist, #nerd, #realism

RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support & you're scrolling with your thumb!

LIKE if I'm right.

Reposted from 2schaa

Zurich, Switzerland

#repost, #fingers

2schaa likes this

R abbit bunny, Funny!

#bunny

mjf and ZoJ like this

wenn ich abens nicht einschlafen kann, nehm ich einige Tropfen Boldrian.

ZoJ and leenaa like this

Do you play Boldurs Gate?

Monk, ... it's ceylor's new competitor.

Breisamkeit. Neu von Kelloggs, für Singles.

Raheel and Luenchen like this

Tempora is not monitoring. This is a so called dumbass in the middle attack.

I make so much nonsense, so the NSA has to upgrade storage.

epstein likes this

My FTTH has gone Fully To The Hutt. guess theyre just installing NSAs new idiot in the middle to listen to all my nonsense.

#FTTH, #NSA, #bullshit

mjf likes this

I'm so close the end of starting my work. It's time to celebrate, so i guess i cannot start until tmr. noon.

Zurich, Switzerland

abe likes this

Weapons of mass destruction ...

GWB

#misquote

We have now stopped to monitor you, Angie. We really care about what our friens say.

Barak

#misquote

abe likes this

quote...
quote...
qoute...
qtoue...
outeq...
te...ouq
q...uoet
...touqe
queut..
quest..
...

#misquote

swatchUSA, Luenchen and 2schaa like this

He sais that she sais he said she had a sad dad because he said her dad has a mad dad.

#misquote

Luenchen and Raheel like this

for dinner we had some french fried!

copy & convert

kj55 likes this

I am messiah!

oh noh ! Bummer, i said I'm a mess, i ahhhhhh. Brian

#misquote

anna.b and abe like this

there is two things that are infinite: the universe and people using my quote to pretend to be smart. I'm not so sure about the universe.

#misquote

abe, swatchUSA and kj55 like this

someone must have had a pretty aweful feeling while composing schlager music: sadism or besiality!

mjf likes this

Meine Motivation hat völlig den Faden verloren und faselt jetzt irgend was von müde oder so.

Zurich, Switzerland

Raheel and hebdifescht like this

Horny? Don't blame the hormons!
Its pure logic comming right from your high SQ interleg Brain.

Zurich, Switzerland

#hormones

nishtha_patel likes this

Complaints in BOLD are

BOLDMOANS!

Zurich, Switzerland

#hormones

Mia used her Farrowmones to get him going.

#hormones

this contest activates my dilly-dally-mones

#hormones

They spent some time in absolute hormony.

Zurich, Switzerland

#hormones

MonoGate and swatchUSA like this

hormorons are not my friends!

#hormones

swatchUSA likes this

Scully and Skinner had too much paranormones

Zurich, Switzerland

#hormones

Absence of feelings? Diagnosis: Hollowmone infection!

Zurich, Switzerland

#hormones

he has too much pornmones!

Zurich, Switzerland

#hormones

Frankenstein had a high horrormon level!

#hormons

Hang ar ke ilu sch tab eri chmu sj et zpenne!

Luenchen likes this

Hey! Some more endorphins on my monitor, please. Ah, and by the way, please also turn down testosterone and rise money a bit.

#hormones

Ich möcht wissen was mit einem Menschen passiert wenn man seinen Darmausgang an einen laufenden Laubbläser anschliesst?!

#laubbläser, #gärtner, #schweinepriester

One of the top enemys of procrastination killers is named Boldimatic! Not even bad weather cures this sin.

Sich selber lieben sei Voraussetzung um andere zu lieben. Nun hab ich aber schon so oft gewichst und hasse trotzdem immer noch alle: wie geht das?

Anti procrastination weather is so bad that you dont even mind work on sunday morning.

Kunst ist das Talent andere zu verleiten zu tun als würden sie den Sinn dahinter sehen, auch wenn sie ihn nicht erkennen, aber nur du weist das es ihn nie gab.

#kunst, #verstehen, #menschen, #poser

CatGroove and bold like this

Ich habe jetzt gerade keine Zeit dir zu erklären das es die Zeit nicht gibt.

Neo-X-Metrix, mjf, ZoJ and Luenchen like this

Ich platz am Arbeitspatz!

ZoJ likes this

Lieber Bold in der Cloud, kannst du bitte meine Boldnesspoints verdoppeln? Und sag jetzt nicht ich soll zur Hölle fahren, denn genau da will ich ka hin mit meinen Punkten!

100 boldness points to
anyone that is cool enough to lick a -20° C chairliftpole with pleasure that doesn't seem fake.

Zurich, Switzerland

#boldness, #points, #cool

Freitag ist in der Nacht auf Samstag zu Hause zusmmengebrochen und sofort verstorben!

little_hippie likes this

laut and ZoJ like this

Kundenfreundlichkeit ist wenn die Reibungswärme beim über den Tisch ziehen als Nestwärme empfunden wird

Zurich, Switzerland

fruitgarden, ZoJ and SimonLauper like this

reposted by SimonLauper

My question is the answer to the reply I never asked for?

#question, #answer, #silly

Bei den nächsten Wahlen werde ich die NSA wählen! Die hören mir wenigstens zu.

Neo-X-Metrix, Akatrine, againandagain, Raheel and ZoJ like this

Findung der besten Abwimmel und Ignoranz-Strategie führt zum Sieg im Züri-Spendensammler-Hürdenlauf

ZoJ, hebdifescht and SimonLauper like this

Wohnungsfindung in Züri = Selbstudium / Geduldprobe

hebdifescht, ZoJ and SimonLauper like this

Morgenstund hat Sondermüll
im Mund!

Pesca, ZoJ and A.M. like this

Der Himmel ist eine langfristig ausgelegte, und äusserst erfolgreiche, Masseneinwanderungs-Präventionskampagne der Hölle.

ZoJ and SimonLauper like this

Blub
blub
blub
blub
blod
bolb
bold gibts besseret Wedda!

In Thun hätte ich es besser Lassen sollen. Die Thun mir leid hier, mit ihren braunen Köpfen.

I wana be a Boldiwoodstar!

ZoJ and A.M. like this

this monday seems rather italic. italic and oblique!

korks likes this

Ich bin richtig schwitzerisch; ständig am über nichtigkeiten genervt. Brauche deingend eine ladung Au de Saigon!

hemko and ZoJ like this

Numerus Klausus: Wie viele samichläuse braucht die Welt?

Raheel and ZoJ like this

Once upon a time, there was a man.
He was tough and very strong, just like a tree.

They used to call him Bonsai.

@claudia: wenn es Viagra als inhalator gibt, wird auch eine steife Brise vollkommen neu interpretiert werden müssen!

Sven, ZoJ and laut like this

!taerg saw gnidlobwons

janem803 and casaper like this

Ich bin gegen alles was gegen alles ist!

hebdifescht, ZoJ, laut and claudia like this

Habemus schon lange papa. Und mama war übrigens auch anwesend damals.

hemko and laut like this

Tomorrow I'll maybe tell u why I'm a procrastinator.

…

Mhh, maybe the day after tmr.

hebdifescht likes this

Zweisamkeit, Einsamkeit, und jetzt neu: Nullsamkeit!

mjf, ZoJ, pasquale85 and laut like this

Leergut

Vollschlecht

Ist das logisch? Voll, nicht?

laut likes this

Pferd: Ich bin auch ein Rind!
Lamm: Ich bin auch ein Rebell!
Sau: Ich bin auch eine reiche!
Boldomatic: Ich bin auch eine Klagemauer!

Belieber1994, againandagain, Pesca, hemko, Sven, casaper, A.M., _Nathalie_ and ZoJ like this

Morgenstund hat ekliges Zeugs im Mund!

pasquale85 and ZoJ like this

weather.replaceChild(warm,cold);

hemko likes this

Friedrich Wilhelm Heinrich Alexander von HumBOLD

casaper, _Nathalie_ and ZoJ like this

Was ist eigentlich falsch an einer Schlaftablette?
Ich hätt grad nix gegen eine.... im Bett.

mjf, casaper, ZoJ and hebdifescht like this

Synonym für miserablen
SciFi?:

SeichFicktion!

Neo-X-Metrix, pasquale85, hebdifescht and ZoJ like this

Bei all dem schönen Wetter kann ich mich nicht für meine Erkältung erwärmen.

Pesca and hebdifescht like this

mir wurde das Schloss geklaut! Das Velo hat er aber stehen lassen O.o

fruitgarden, emma-freitag, againandagain, Lirpae.., Sven and ZoJ like this

Dem Sändmän sind schon wider die Resourcen knapp geworden!

Zzzzzz.....

Raheel, hebdifescht and pasquale85 like this

bin Da Vos Schnee hat.

Und darf ihn nicht benützen :(

Bold wird es eine Datingplattform!

hebdifescht and pasquale85 like this

bold geht die Welt unter!

bold likes this

Ich geh jetzt Bold nach hause

bold and hebdifescht like this