stephan's Posts

Wäre ich kein Mann, könnte ich eine Traumfrau sein

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if you don't see things, they're not always hidden

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i sleep 8 hours a day and 10 in the night

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Let me hold that cup for you two girls

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Und dann fährst du sie in der Badewanne wie einen Jetski

Dübendorf, Switzerland

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Schlampenmagnet

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Gockhausen, Switzerland

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i have so many stories that i don't have time to lie

Dübendorf, Switzerland

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leben und leben hassen

Dübendorf, Switzerland

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come with me... before it's too late

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born sinner
the opposite of a winner

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ich rauche nach dem sex... mein ganzer körper

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i don't always do it, but when i do, i don't

Dubendorf, Switzerland

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Dubendorf, Switzerland

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ain't no mountain high enough reminds me to never stop climbing

Wallisellen, Switzerland

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Von Allem
kennt man den Preis, von Nichts den Wert

Hermikon, Switzerland

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Mann mit Grill sucht Frau mit Kohle

Dubendorf, Switzerland

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mini cinis... sind mini

Zurich, Switzerland

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i have more questions than answers

Hermikon, Switzerland

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i understand Garfield

Zurich, Switzerland

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Mein Zahnarzt hat mir grad die Fresse poliert

Dübendorf, Switzerland

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Moose Au Chocolat

Zurich, Switzerland

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Empire of the Sun

Zurich, Switzerland

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what doesn't kill you fucks you up mentally

Zurich, Switzerland

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Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is to put it not in a fruit salad.

Zurich, Switzerland

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I'm not a player, i'm a gamer. players get chicks, i got achievements

Hermikon, Switzerland

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reposted by Nyrael

Ich brauch meine Medizin

Dietlikon, Switzerland

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What the food?!

Zurich, Switzerland

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don't search

find!

Hermikon, Switzerland

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Die Helligkeit des Benutzers lässt sich leider noch nicht einstellen

Hermikon, Switzerland

Raheel, musissy, ZoJ, fool, MeMyselfAnd..I, crystalD, sissy_and_bros, sandy_396, Luenchen, dAn and 3 others like this

sexual chocolate

Zurich, Switzerland

@eddie

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i scream ice cream

Zurich, Switzerland

#30degrees

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i hate it after someone ate chips in my bed

Hermikon, Switzerland

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i'm
born
to
roll

Hermikon, Switzerland

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where is mrs. fled_nanders?

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Hermikon, Switzerland

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Zurich, Switzerland

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i always phone fluently... so that the NSA don't has to ask again

Dubendorf, Switzerland

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sünnälä
bädälä
reläxä

Palma De Mallorca, Spain

#mallorca, #last, #day

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Kanye West - Yeezus.. I Love It

Zürich, Switzerland

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Monday is not Mon Day

Zurich, Switzerland

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nerves office 16:09: yazmin zu mir: "übertriibs ned mit de brüscht!"
(fitness)

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Take off your shirt before it gets dirty

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sorry... forgot my shirt

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i love girls with small shirts & shorts

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If we had 2 days to work and 5 days free, everyone would have a job

Dubendorf, Switzerland

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Du nicht Scotty. Sie nicht Nr.2. Sie nicht Frau Verbissenheit. Sie nicht Goldständer. Sie nicht, sie drei dahinten. Sie nicht Handlanger der wahllos an Knöpfen dreht damit es aussieht als würde er was tun...

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No No No No Notorious

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"Dr." Alan Harper

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Office GangStarr Perfect

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ich würde gerne wissen wie viele von euch denken dass umfragen nur für dumme leute sind

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Ich habe heute leider kein Foto für dich

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brain like a man, heart like a boy

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internet sexplorer

Zurich, Switzerland

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sex is the best medicine, but it can also make you sick

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push the button and press release

Zurich, Switzerland

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Random Access Memories

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i know i "could" make it right

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wäre eine schlampe etwas zu essen wäre sie eine bananenschale

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Zurich, Switzerland

#blood, #vampire

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vaginas are like the weather, if it's wet you have to go inside

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Go Duck Yourself

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i never ate shit like that... normally i eat it with a spoon!

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girl you're wetter than the perfect storm

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director of photography

i shoot people

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i ********** hate when people shout so ******** ******** ****** *** much!
***** this ********* on ***...!!!

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hustle and scramble 'cause money is muscle in this damn zoo

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Frauen die nicht auf das Aussehen achten, nehmen also Jeden?

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i have a friend named Jay, we call him J for short

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i'll be right back

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ich finde frauen sollten männer anbaggern

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wenn die mutter schöner ist als die tochter, weisst du wer schuld ist...

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reposted by Babs_77

listen to a great beat is like listen to a beautiful girl who sais i love you

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oh sorry... isn't THAT the toilet? o.O

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everyone who has an iPhone: like this bold

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Potz Holzöpfel und Zipfelchappe

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muss ich DAS jetzt wirklich machen? wenn ja bitte rückmeldungen in form von posts ok ladies?

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ich such dann mal mein sixpack...

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für 50 likes zeige ich euch meine Brüste als Profilbild!

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nutella ist mein lieblings Brüsteaufstrich

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heidilihou

verzieh dich flanders!!!

didelidu...

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ich schmück mich mit fremden federn, weil ich nunmal keine eigenen habe

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claudia & junomea... help?

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i know exactly how my dreamgirl has to be or look

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14 karätige Hosenschlange

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wollen wir noch warten, oder darf ich dich gleich dicken, fixie?

natasha., laut, claudia, ZoJ and anonyman like this

slow motion is better than no motion

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Laut Gesetz darf man einem Betrunkenen keinen Alkohol verkaufen. Bekomme ich jetzt nichts zu Essen wenn ich satt bin?

Jannek, Maaarrrrk, natasha., malinsk, t_treeman, yazmin, guggigirl, Lirpae.., laut, izzi and 6 others like this

puota-tschi-nounen!

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Tiger Woods's fidelity is like a compliment from a prostitute

You can't take it seriously

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Falls jemand ein Bündel Geld findet, es wäre meins!

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reposted by boldolicious

DJ Premier live at Härterei.... a dream!!!

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So you liked your own post? OK...

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haben Billetkontrolleure eigentlich ein Billet?

natasha., izzi, stephinity, stephan, ZoJ, soene, pasquale85 and Luenchen like this

warum ein problem angehen, wenn man die lösung nicht kennt?

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wir sind keine schlechten menschen, pferde sind schlechte menschen!

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wenn scheisse lachen könnte, wärst du ein smiley

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wenn dich ein schizophrener nicht in seine "gruppe" lässt...

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von der Taschenlampe des Einbrechers geweckt werden...

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Clark Kent isn't Superman... Superman is Clark Kent!

Authlander, mjf, kj55, yazmin, gabor, greeeg, suingomat, ZoJ and Lirpae.. like this

"Ich habe mir die falten aus den eiern gebügelt"

- Clooney

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penisverkleinerung aus gesundheitlichen gründen...

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Je grösser der Deppenfaktor,
desto gigantischer das Bescheidwissergefühl

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Ich habe einen Vorrat an heissem Wasser im Tiefkühler

mjf, natasha., kkim, random_FOX, againandagain, sera_la_dera, Junomea, _Nathalie_, yazmin, GaylrdSprFckr and 6 others like this

doin' it &
doin' it
well

wickedpyxxie, kj55, malinsk, eazyela, chillout, vera.camponovo and Lirpae.. like this

resolution 2013
i will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number!

Reposted from mikeyboard

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ich habe das komische gefühl mir folgt jemand...

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männer können nur von eins bis sex zählen

natasha., izzi, schoggithaler, _Nathalie_, pasquale85, fruitgarden and ZoJ like this

es heisst "this" und nicht "sis"

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Halt mich auf dem Laufenden, falls was läuft

Aehkyae, fruitgarden, kolelo and ZoJ like this

No time to work

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It's like a jungle sometimes

why so serious?

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pasquale85 and yazmin like this

they reminisce over you
(T.R.O.Y)

work through worldly problems, i got the healing power, when the mic's within my reach, i'm feelin' more power

You Know My Steez?

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crack the spines of the fake gangsters

stephan and hebdifescht like this

actions have reactions, don't be quick to judge

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Moment of
Truth

fuck if your leg broke bitch, hop up on your good foot

i'm game tight,
so watch it, it change the night

might you remember my shit is cold like december

pztk likes this

i be what your tryin' to be

scared, so you sent your little mens to come kill me...

fuck 3 wishes, made my road to riches

hebdifescht likes this

Wänns ebe nöd chasch, ischs hald chli schwierig

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reposted by fruitgarden

"ich dachte du regelst den verkehr?"
"heute verkehr'n wir ohne schutz!"

-will ferrel & mark wahlberg

behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Reposted from nailz

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its boldomatic not facebook so don't tell me your problem!

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hanging with jesus and luz in the office

Reposted from buddha

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It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.

Reposted from anonymous

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Bettler sind immer sooooo
nette Menschen

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Männer und Frauen...: redet nicht in der 3. person von euch... bitte...!

hemko and bold like this

da ist mir aber wirklich eine grosse lust von den schultern gefallen

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when someone talks to you and you really don't know who that is

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you can do anything, but not everything

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das fail der tiere gibt ihnen warm

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kkim, Junomea, lloyd and hebdifescht like this

ich finde die NZZ fast besser als die
Neue-Zürcher-Zeitung

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Paris St.Germain hat starkes Geld

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(( o-o ))
( .||. )
**U**

21.12.2012 .....

i swim
like a fish, fly like a bird and f**** like a... hmmm difficult....

izzi and lloyd like this

if you don't try it.......... you DON'T try it.

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$^ ^^ ^^^ ^^^^ ^^^^^ ^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ o ^^^^^^^^ _I_ ^^^^^^^^^ | ____[]____________/\_____$

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reposted by kolelo

DreamTeam Liniengeschichten

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throw them champagne bottles on them travestit bitches

poppin'
champagne

Sven likes this

muss ich dir jetzt wükli is gsicht lüge?

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hemko likes this

Raphi
ich
liebe
dis
Profilbild

$@ __|__ () _ /\_ ...............$

Sven likes this

dani de hunde-typ

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Am Werbetrommel wirble wie en Wilde :@!!!!

"jaaa neeii!!! ich ha keis iPhone...chan ja das app gar nöd abelade..."

hahahaaaaa!!!

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Es gibt zu viele weibliche Männer... und zu viele männliche Weiber...

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