texter's Posts

make it til you make it.

#lemme, #put, #this, #straight

SimonLauper, guggigirl, dor1316, againandagain and jaybyrd like this

Der Vorteil daran dass deine Frau ins Dschungelcamp geht liegt darin, dass sie nie wieder sagen kann sie schlucke nicht weils eklig ist.

#wenigstensöppis

#grusig, #aber, #wahr

guggigirl, bold and emma-freitag like this

I'll
call them

woodie allen.

dope.

#wudtek, #woodies

meohmy, swatchUSA, Luenchen, annairie and juneocallagh like this

morning wood

is now only

second best wood

you could get

,,,,,
d(*_^)b

#wudtek

Luenchen and annairie like this

fertig

gfraesse

jetzt wirdi sexy

#no, #shit, #imfall, #mit, #sixpack, #und, #so

A.M. likes this

wanted:
motivation

dead or alive

although probably dead

#wanted

swatchUSA, guggigirl, Luenchen, Ms_Ntlebi and annairie like this

the worst thing about a breakup is not to know how the

FUCK

you are going to proceed with your life without your ex.

#lost, #in, #love

ritayuwaiting, SimonLauper, DonSpaccafurnu, Ms_Ntlebi and allisonrae like this

there is nothing worse than loving someone.

SimonLauper likes this

he who lives his life without sin misses all the fun.

#sin

steffymhs1, _Nathalie_, misterlab, hanzek, soene, Pesca, Ms_Ntlebi and satan like this

the difference between a banana and happiness is the fact that it doesn't fucking grow on trees.

#dosomething, #makeyouhappy

againandagain and bold like this

#dejavu

jonesygirl80, againandagain and aehmpaeh like this

if you shit on someones front porch

don't be surprised to find a brown paper bag on yours.

#dejavu

begrian likes this

I need a hug.

On my dick.

With a vagina.

#anyone?

jaybyrd, ikyoulikey, Gabbem, piepa, Ms_Ntlebi, 2schaa and bold like this

karma is like 69 -
you get what you give

#peace, #karma

janem803, Polkadotskitty, perellano, tandasilva, hannahbm13, kj55, EJMBoyle, leo1, scottieuk, guggigirl and 2 others like this

$und täglich grüsst die sonne. \(^o^)/$

begrian and ZoJ like this

aufi
aufi
arbeit
anjesacht
•

#work, #is, #due

begrian likes this

konichiwa

bitches

kj55 and guggigirl like this

the
future
lies
within
you

•

@wallifer

kj55, wallifer, Gabbem and allisonrae like this

frühling

läuft.

Pesca, ZoJ, guggigirl and aehmpaeh like this

IBIZA 2014

BOOKED!

#white, #island, #amor

guggigirl likes this

never
trust
people
who
don't
love
oreos.

#forreal

ikyoulikey, kj55, antonia1, Gabbem, allisonrae, bold and jonesygirl80 like this

If a woman ever asks you if she looks pretty

JUST. SAY. YES.

#furious

coco03, tandasilva, kj55, misterlab, Gabbem, bold and Loupi4614 like this

I don't have to got bed because I can put on my pants all by myself.

#grown, #up, #adult, #full, #on, #mature

kj55 likes this

#hormones

UserOne, ingriid, colleen_nn, mjf, sarcaSM, chipdicks, PenSword72, stephinity, againandagain and kj55 like this

love is not about for whom we fall, but about for whom we are willing to stand.

@guggigirl

PenSword72, guggigirl and kj55 like this

cinderella
sucks
dicks
too
.

@jano

chipdicks and _TC_ like this

I personally don't want to have sex with you, but my hormones do, so basically we're both forced to fuck someone we don't want to.

#hormones, #best, #pickupline, #ever

aehmpaeh and kj55 like this

I am a chomeur.

#aber, #nümme, #lang, @guggigirl., @aemphae:, @aehmpaeh

guggigirl likes this

"How do you know when it's over?"

"Maybe when you feel more in love with your memories than with the person standing right in front of you."

Reposted from incitylights

#TRUTH

blucutie, mija85, tobie, kj55, bold, guggigirl and Loupi4614 like this

#seriousshit

kj55, ZoJ, pasquale85 and Gabbem like this

I like women who value a good sausage.

#i, #like, #the, #way, #you, #think, @guggigirl

kj55, Gabbem, Luenchen and guggigirl like this

yes
I could
have sex
24/7/365
and I like it
exactly that way

man up.

#enjoy, #embrace, #endure

tandasilva, mjf, kj55, bold, Gabbem and SimonLauper like this

IBZ.
BCN.
LDN.

great year ahead.

they say
there are
plenty of
fish
in the sea
but have you
ever been
to the sea
that shit is
huge.

#thoughtforfish, #VKBYVKclothing

Snuuzy, countrygirl98, signesif, Bookworm, kj55 and bold like this

you don't just eat

one

cookie

#nofish

janem803, kj55, guggigirl and Loupi4614 like this

aqua
man
likes
sushi
too.

#everyone, #likes, #sushi, #fish

mjf, DonSpaccafurnu and guggigirl like this

männer fragen sich, was sie falsch machen, dass sie ihre frauen nicht verstehen.

sie versuchen es. das machen sie falsch.

ZoJ, DonSpaccafurnu, Loupi4614 and guggigirl like this

love

is

a

bitch.

janem803, tandasilva, mjf, kj55, bold, Loupi4614, ZoJ, GaylrdSprFckr, guggigirl and VonJanzen like this

#nocomment

kj55 likes this

the meal is not over when I'm full.

the meal is over when I hate myself.

#allyoucaneat

kj55, bold, Loupi4614, GaylrdSprFckr and guggigirl like this

i get pussy like you get breakfast.

#alpha, #as, #fuck

Loupi4614 and guggigirl like this

don't.
give.
a.
fuck.

you're welcome.

#pro, #lifehack

mjf, epstein, kj55, little_hippie and guggigirl like this

schreiben ist wie
durchfall:

meistens scheisse, aber man ist erleichtert wenns draussen ist.

dreamworld, Loupi4614, GaylrdSprFckr, DonSpaccafurnu, guggigirl, begrian, little_hippie and beside like this

happy

1st

boldday

kj55, ZoJ and guggigirl like this

stupid.
son.
of.
a.
bitch.

kj55 likes this

Figg

Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

n.schi and mjf like this

stop

the

hate.

inesreguengos, tweetybird and DonSpaccafurnu like this

music?

try this:

Alice in Chains
-
Looking in view

always.makes.my.day.

1276227 likes this

i like

you for your

personalitits.

tweetybird and ZoJ like this

verdammtshuereschnäbiarschlochfiggdiundhauabduschisshueremongowaswotscheigetlivomirmannfahrinseegahmernödufdnüssduplödewichserichhankeibockzumlabere.

Loupi4614, jonesygirl80, shugi, pasquale85, guggigirl, ZoJ and NowhereDom like this

dreams don't "come true".

dreams are "made true".

Loupi4614, tweetybird, ZoJ and nwallinn like this

i'd look at your inner beauty,

if there weren't these massive tits blocking the view...

Snuuzy, Gabbem, pasquale85, bold and Heppy like this

bold likes this

paper

lap

app.

bold, A.M., guido and shugi like this

in

vino

vomitas.

bold and NowhereDom like this

alice_98 likes this

shut the f*ck up

is just my way of saying "i'm not in the mood for talking".

VamosBarca, giadaalice and guggigirl like this

Women are like quantum mechanics:

Men spend their lives figuring out how they work, and when they finally find out, they're too old to enjoy the results.

ifs and buts will make you go nuts.

trust me.

giadaalice and guggigirl like this

babe you look good!

two hours later:

no your hair doesn't look shit.

sometimes i feel bad for the things i laugh about.

but then again, i think that bitch shouldn't have walked in heels anyway.

tweetybird, texter and Sven like this

When life gives you lemons

throw them at homeless people

now you can feel bad for a reason.

Sven likes this

C urious.

U nfaithful.

N arcistic.

T werp.

giadaalice and Sven like this

fucking.

grey.

sky.

little_hippie, guggigirl, claudia, queen_in_town and Sven like this

if "fuck you" just isn't doing the trick, cut the bullshit, and walk away.

for real.

sarcaSM, Gabbem, Lirpae.., 1276227, Sven and tweetybird like this

you

dumb

fuck.

CarpeNoctem likes this

love is like a fart:

if you have to force it, it's probably shit.

mjf likes this

if nothing goes right...

get a beer.

InternalDelay, Snuuzy, giadaalice and claudia like this

hüt isch so en tag.

en verpiss-di-und-lah-mi-in-ruhe-min-grusige-zmittag-frässe-tag.

remember when "gay" was only an expression of joy?

we should have kept it that way.

seriously. let people live.

UserOne, jaybyrd, coco03, thinkbig, sarcaSM, takeyourflight, GaylrdSprFckr, PenSword72, kj55, claudia and 2 others like this

reposted by Nina-Aliyah

with great power...

...comes great amount of fun.

Sven likes this

speaking the truth is called honesty.

being honest is called respect.

being respectful is called to value someone.

to value someone is called love.

thinkbig and anjellica like this

relaxed.

relaxed as fuck.

where's my f*cking...

...weekend?

hemko, tweetybird and 1276227 like this

rave and...

no, just rave.

texter likes this

fucks given today:

zero.

Being Happy

the thing about being happy is, that as soon you think you are so, life thinks you are too happy.

tweetybird, bold and hebdifescht like this

give up on life

and life will give up on you

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