Lemonjuice17's Posts

Your ass makes me lose control.

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one day i'm
going to make
the trains run
for me •••

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There are alternatives to gas and oil.

There is no alternative to water.

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$our world you o /|\ , ' ' , / \ , , ______,_____________,_____________,________ , , ? , , o ' ' /|\ / \ parallel world$

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Hey, tie your shoes! I don't want you falling for anyone else.

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I don't really know what it's for but I'm using the Shit out of It.

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LIFE
IS
A
DICK
SOMETIME'S
IT
GET'S
HARD
FOR
NO
REASON!

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you are
who you
surround
yourself with •••

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Hello darkness my old friend I have to talk to you again

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YOU
NEVER
KNOW WHAT
YOU HAVE...
UNTIL YOU CLEAN YOUR ROOM !

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Feeling the ground beneath my feet

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I’m down to 1%, but that should be just enough to finish this twe

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Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing...

Person says: hi

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Some like it fast, some like it slow...I prefer it in the middle.

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I have a great imaginary world but sometimes I just need things to happen for real.

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Guardian Angels and their counterparts, dead relatives and other ghosts or spirits, any number of strange Gods and said minions, aliens from other stars or alternate dimensions, maybe stalkers or fans, thieves full of envy and don't forget The Man.

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How many homophobes does it take to change a light bulb?

NONE.

They fear change, even if it can make the world better.

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*stares at a box of chocolates*

Life isn't anything like this.

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Wake up, and still love. It's not hard to do.

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Do what makes you naked...

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The circus in my head is getting bigger.

Go get some more popcorn.

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He said he loved her.

Then he tore her
heart apart.

Blaming it on her.

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Hope
is the
KEY.

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True laughter erases division.

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Time is more valuable than money.
You can get more money, but you cannot get more time.

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Es hat geklopft.

Bin zur Tür und hab zurückgeklopft.

Da niemand geöffnet hat, hab ich mich wieder aufs Sofa gelegt.

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Hearts bigger than egos.

Sexy as fuck.

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Don't be eye candy, be soul food.

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Sometimes
the best
revenge
is to smile
and
move on.

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You've been loved and wanted since you were born. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise.

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You're "sorry", and I watch porn for story lines.

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People don't always walk in on me when I'm shitting in my cat's litter box...
But when they do, i look them dead in the eye with a blank expression and say... " MEOW "

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Alcohol is an excellent solvent
for
fats and oils,
relationships,
partnerships,
work contracts
brain cells,
the liver, etc.

But not for problems.

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What to do? My dog reads my mind and my parrot talks behind my back...

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o
O
B a l l n s

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The best thing about having a penis is sharing it with people who don't. Agree?

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Life doesn't even want to cuddle after it's done fucking me.

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Früher war ich weit und breit der Schönste.

Heute bin ich weit und breit.

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How do people sleep with the lights on? I need the room to be as dark as my soul.

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If I had a twin that was 5 minutes younger than me I would always say "When I was your age" and proceed to tell them what I did 5 minutes ago

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cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.

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@fipps
do not inbox my 19yr old daughter asking for nude pictures, go to a street corner somewhere.
This is Bold, its not that kind of place.
Be respectful!

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What
If I
Licked
The Dentist's
Fingers
While
They Were In
My Mouth

?????

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It's the end of
the world, and
all that remains
are Tesco carrier bags, cockroaches, and Nokia 3210s.

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The choices
you make
don't reflect
what you say.
Stop saying
you want me,
and just

show me.

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Do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it's 4pm and you've achieved literally nothing?

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Manchmal denk ich wirklich, ich bin ein Stuhl und muss mit jedem Arsch klarkommen.

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Today is National Animal Day. Let's take a moment to remember our ex's.

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I do yoga to relieve stress. Just kidding, I drink wine in yoga pants.

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Okay, I swore I wouldn't let boldomatic eat my entire day, and I meant it.

Sometimes it's hard to carry out the threats you make, however. You people are just too inspiring and interesting.

There are worse things to be.

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6.9
a good thing fucked up by a period.

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You can't
break
something
that was
never whole.

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there is a seed
of hope, planted
in a field of despair.
maybe one day it
will grow and thrive.
and catch fire
called love.

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Das Leben hat einen entscheidenden Nachteil:

Nie läuft die passende Filmmusik dazu. Dann könnte man schon ahnen, wenn's gefährlich wird.

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I often think that

the night
is more
alive
and more
richly colored

than the day

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I'm not really anti-social.
I just know that 93% of people are not worth being social with.

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the lion and tiger might be powerful...
but the wolf does not perform in the circus

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To Quote Hamlet
Act III, Scene III
Line 87,

"NO"

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Das Schlimmste am rückwärts Einparken

sind die Zeugen.

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See your beauty without a compliment or a mirror

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Sometimes
beautiful things
are a little
bit broken.

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ASKHOLE
A Person who
Constantly Asks
For Your Advice,

Yet Always Does
The opposite
of what you told
Them ?

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When something funny happens I can guarantee you I'm that one friend who keeps laughing even though everyone else stopped 10 minutes ago.

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I want to thank you,
for loving me,
because I cannot
love myself.
I don't think I ever will.
So, thank you,
for loving me.
Even if it was a lie.
Must have been difficult.*

*Happy thought of the day.

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It's Official JESUS Was IRISH
He had 12 Drinking friend's
He Trained as a Carpenter
to work on Building's,
He Lived with His Mother
until he was 33,
He Thought his Mother was
a Virgin,
His Mother Thought He
Was GOD .....

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NEVER LIE TO SOMEONE WHO TRUSTS YOU

NEVER TRUST SOMEONE WHO LIES TO YOU

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Sorry ladies, but I already got my eyes on a woman who's not interested.

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Life has given us
"Real eyes" to "Realize" the "Real lies"...

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In which language would you prefer I tell you how much I do not give a shit?

I have my translator app open, fire away.

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i don't have a attitude problem, you have a problem with my attitude...

that's your problem, not mine.

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GRIEF
It's not the kind of sadness To where you cry all the time,but more of like the sadness that overwhelms your whole body, leaving
your heart aching and your
stomach empty,making you
feel weak and tired,and yet
you cant even sleep because the sadness is in
your dreams too, god bless

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finding
you
losing
me
creating
WE

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The unexpected is where you find the best treasures.

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I'll take my chance with aliens before I mess with whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

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Shit happens,
step
over
it.

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shoplifting is not a fine art
shoplifting is not a fine art
shoplifting is not a fine art
shoplifting is not a fine art
shoplifting is not a fine art
shoplifting is not a fine art
shoplifting is not a fine art
shoplifting is not a fine art
shoplifting is not a fine art
shoplifting is not a fine art
shoplifting is not a fine art
shoplifting is n

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" A Hug
is a special gift;
one size fits all,
and nobody minds if you
EXCHANGE IT,,"

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A world

with a little less selfies

and a little more selfless.

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DON'T BREAK RULES, BREAK BORDERS.

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I still remember it being New Years Ever 2013 and I was so shocked how fast the year flew and it's already 2015! Where did the time go? Guys, please appreciate everyone and everything in your life whether its your parents, siblings, friends, having the right to an education, a roof over your head, food,..

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You know it's cold out when you fall down and dent the ground with your nipples.

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Dear Santa, I don't want much for Christmas, I just want the person reading this to be happy

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a woman with a beautiful body is good for a night

a woman with a beautiful mind is good for a lifetime

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I'm growing my beard to mask boringness and my lack of personality. Also, I hate human contact.

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You're hot...

I'm hot...

Let's make a fire.

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SELFIE'S
ARE
A Lot Sadder
When
YOU
Think Of Them
AS ALONE-IES
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_

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Now that your
rose is in
bloom,
A light hits
the gloom on the gray.

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You are going to make
me shiver.

And I'm not talking temperature.

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If shes amazing, she wont be easy. If shes easy, she wont be amazing. If shes worth it, you wont give up. If you give up, youre not worthy.
-Bob Marley

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Satan loves you
too.

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If I had 24 hours to live...

Ah, fuck it. I'd probably just sit and eat chicken from a bucket.

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Talk
Geeky
To
Me

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*

*
*
*
*
*

*

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I plugged a USB
in on the first try.

There's nothing
stopping me today.

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Pick your battles.

You don't have to show up to every argument you're invited to.

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Hold your head high.

And your middle finger higher.

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people often ask me why I'm so shy

actually I'm not shy

but my mom told me if I don't have anything nice to say I better say nothing at all

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My room isn't chaotic.
I just have everything on display.
Like a museum.

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OK

so this lion & cheetah raced, the cheetah won & the lion said you a cheetah & the cheeta said nah...

you lion!

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People, I have discovered, are layers and layers of secrets. You believe you know them, that you understand them, but their motives are always hidden from you, buried in their own hearts. You will never know them, but sometimes you decide to trust them.

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There is no planet "B".

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I always say "morning" instead of "good morning". If it were a good morning I'd still be in bed instead of talking to people.

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I need a good..

laugh.

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some people are like clouds, when they disappear its a better day.

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I miss going to bed with absolutely nothing on my mind •

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THINK GLOBALLY,

ACT LOCALLY.

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I'm not evil,

I'm sarcastically
inspired

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My Super Power?

Opening a text & mentally responding...
then forgetting to actually respond...

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life is 2 short to drink crappy coffee and cry over assholes

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I realize that people that smile and laugh the most are the ones who are suffering the most.

Because laughter isn't only the best medicine, it's also the best disguise.

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If they think you're so easily replaced or interchangeable, they weren't the one.

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Be with a guy who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara.

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"Geh doch einfach weg."

Die ultimative Antwort auf alle Fragen vor 9 Uhr.

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Rest in Peace, Mrs. Doubtfire.

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You're never too old to throw random shit into people's shopping carts when they aren't looking.

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Lets lay in bed all day, and trade sexual favours, for trips to the fridge.

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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a club for saints.

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Relationships are like garage sales. From a distance they look interesting, but up close it's just a bunch of bull shit that you don't need.

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There's no stronger sunscreen than sitting at the bar.

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Suggestion
creates possibility

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My doctor told me to start killing people...

Well not exactly, his exact words were to, "Reduce or eliminate stress". Same difference.

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"I love you mum. Can I play on the iPad?"

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You're upset that I didn't text you back immediately?

Once upon a time people communicated with envelopes and stamps you spoiled brat!

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Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabagge.

Lettuce us pray.

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The only time goodbye is painful is when you know you will never say hello again •

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Just got a pizza, I said cut it in 6 pieces, I can't eat 8.

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I couldn't hear the TV so I had to stop eating chips.

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Been there, done that, got the t-shirt and I'm wearing it!

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You're You are
Your It belongs to you
They're They are
Their It belongs to them
There A place
We're We are
Were Past tense of are
Where A place
Then A point in time
Than A method of comparison
Two The number 2
To Indicates motion
Too Also or excessively

IT'S REALLY NOT THAT HARD, IS IT?

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I like my money where I can see it

-HANGING IN MY CLOSET!

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Don't underestimate me. I know more than I say, think more than I speak, and notice more than you realize. ..

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Sometimes it's
not the butterflies that tell you you're in love, but the pain •

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That awkward moment when your butt itches really bad in public.

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If you have food in your fridge, clothes on your back, a roof over your head and a place to sleep you are richer than 75% of the world. If you have money in the bank, your wallet, and some spare change you are among the top 8% of the worlds wealthy.

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I really like liking you.

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Bolding:
verb

Expressing your thoughts

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if you rearrange the letters in

MOTHER IN LAW

you get

WOMAN HITLER

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if you're still looking for that one person to change your life, take a look in the mirror

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"A Woman's Strength Isn't Just About How Much She Can Handle Before She Breaks. It's Also About How Much She Must Handle After She's Broken. .."

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I'm totally kidding, unless you're okay with what I just said.

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Yes, hello 911, I'm being forced into adulthood and I don't like it. Please send help

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I'm really bad at sleeping

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A library with books, music, dvd and video games ist just like a App and itunes store for real!

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Sometimes...

I bite my tongue...

instead of saying the wildly inappropriate thing(s) I'm thinking.

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You make my day brighter on the darkest days.

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Being alone never felt right.
Sometimes it felt good,
but it never felt right.

• Charles Bukowski

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ME, MY PILLOW AND
MY BED

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Women don't forget, they archive.

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we must peace our lives together

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Sometimes,
even Google
can't help you.

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My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.

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Beds are sl*ts.
They sleep with everyone.

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"Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing that you have left is a hole in you life where that somebody that you cared for used to be."

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MY SIGNATURE COLOR IS RAINBOW

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do you still have memories about me ?

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"Intelligence plus character - the is the goal of true education."

• Dr. Martin Luther King

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Dreams won't die if your wishes don't.
Miracles won't stop if your prayers keep coming; keep moving forward to your heart beat's drumming.
When you're sad just remember to breathe and if you're mistreated use your feet to leave.

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They say, happiness is a journey.
Well, some of us just need a little help, to walk the path.

That's all.

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it is important to find your balance or you will fall.
-pZTk

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When your phone doesn't have enough battery to take pictures or make a call, but has enough battery to remind you every 10 fuckin' seconds that the battery is low!

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Not sure if I wank because I'm horny, or I wank because I'm bored...

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I just don't know
what to say

I think of you every
night and day

I wish you were here

I wish I was there

I'd love to be with
you anywhere

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Friday, you finally fucking made it!!!!

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When happiness ends...

...Buy more pills!

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Turning pain into humor is a good thing.
The other way around, not so much.

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I'm a abd lirg...
and sometimes,
dyslexic...

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Dear bitch, first of all you should know I am typing
this with my middle finger...

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It's your job to make you happy.

Embrace the little things, shrug off the negativity and celebrate whatever it is you've accomplished.

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Out of happy pills. Approach with caution.

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Mum
is typing...

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A heart that truly doesn't feel, makes no effort to communicate that it does not care.

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I want to walk
but I run back to you, that's why I hate myself
for loving you.

• Joan Jett &
The Blackhearts

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That's a beautiful fake picture of you, by the way...

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I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone.

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The most innovative thing you can do...
is to be yourself because no one else can be
You

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Seriously.
What is it with beautiful people saying they break mirrors?
It's kinda* annoying to those of us who really do.

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... licked a post of yours.
Mmmmh so tasty!

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Twighlight 4

Biss vom Suarez!

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Don't like sex? Don't have it.
Don't like drugs? Don't use them.
Don't like abortions? Don't have one.
Don't like cigarettes? Don't smoke one.
Don't like gay marriage? Don't get one.
Don't like porn? Don't watch it.
Don't like alcohol? Don't drink it.
Don't like guns? Don't buy one.

Don't like your rights taken away?
Then don't take someone else's.

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hensch, roosterbear, pepino038, Convo_Ray, wendleworld, tablynne, metka15, Zioe7, khanzeezil, Elena99 and 5 others like this

I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the lake today.

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Supporting freedom of speech means having to see messages of hate, we may not agree with. But it also means, the haters, have to see the messages of the long-silenced and long-oppressed; even if it pisses THEM off.

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I don't blame you, for being you, but you can't blame me for hating it •

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A pen can be a sword to defend the underdog,
a pen can be a sword because it can hurt those who deserve
but well handled by some a pensword can help better respect

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Hey assholes, if you don't have anything nice to say...don't say anything at all.

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I have a great
sense of humor.
There's just a big difference between
good-natured and malicious.

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Every woman deserves a man, that see's her crying and immediately asks

"Whoose ass are we kicking today, Baby?"

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johanne379, andja89, ciranoush, RieRie, alicia13 and janaagn like this

another
day
another
bold

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Disagreeing with someone
JUST TO PISS THEM OFF.

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I would travel the world with you if I could

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IF YOU WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PRINCESS,
YOU HAVE TO EXPECT TO GET KIDNAPPED.

Reposted from Akatrine

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What a waste it would be to wait to open up and receive the world, and all the love it has to offer, in the final moments.

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You clean up well, but I love it when you're dirty.

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Don't regret growing older.

It's a privilege denied to many.

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Normal is the new weird.

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I don't always succeed at going zen, but I am an expert-level, surviving motherfucker.

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Don't worry when i fight with you.

Worry when i stop, because it means there's nothing left for us to fight for.

Reposted from guggigirl

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I'm happy that Boldomatic and YouTube exists.

Without them I wouldn't meet the most amazing personalities on our planet.

Reposted from Belieber1994

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What if rocks have the ability to move but they're too depressed?

Reposted from RulesOfLife

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A perfect person may not exist, but you're my definition of perfect.

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Common sense is not a gift, It's a punishment because you still have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

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silleellis, karenthomsen and alicia13 like this

Love is a gift for no reason at all

~ Snoopy

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Maybe I hate WhatsApp temporarily but I will always love

Boldomatic.

Reposted from Belieber1994

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phases of sex during man's life:

triweekly,
try weekly
and try weakly.

Reposted from NukeSkywalker

alicia13 likes this

A really good hug from somebody that really cares about you is like a shot of happiness and safety.

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REAL MEN CRY, TOO.

WHEN THE REFRIGERATOR IS BROKEN AND THE BEER IS GETTING WARM.

Reposted from Akatrine

If you ever feel unattractive, just remember that you look like your ancestors...

and all of them got laid.

Reposted from 2schaa

Rjjr, quesera, andja89, alicia13 and 2schaa like this

If a picture of your cock is all you have to speak for yourself,
it just might be the perfect description...

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it is hard to be a women

you must think like a man, act like a lady, look like a young girl, and work like a horse

Reposted from againandagain

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That moment when you have 100+ notifications...Where's kj?

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"I trust everyone. It's the devil inside them I don't trust."

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prubton, PolhuntP, roosterbear, chubats, funfundudu, Naima129, anna789, lulu1381, signeelve, stevenjohnson and 2 others like this

I recently read: "Age dosint dafine wisdome," and thought to myself, "spelling might."

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I'm too sexy for my ex •

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The only person you should try to be better then...
is yourself.

Reposted from adriantiger

lulu1381, _13forever_ and alicia13 like this

When
someone
trusts
you
blindly,
never prove
that they
are blind.

Reposted from 2schaa

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Oops, you must be under the impression I care.

Let's just fix that.

Reposted from 2schaa

wendleworld likes this

Silence is a girls loudest cry.

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prayer, _13forever_ and alicia13 like this

SEEING YOUR EX IS LIKE SEEING OLD FASHION PICTURES. YOU ASK YOURSELF HOW YOU COULD GO IN PUBLIC WITH THIS.

Reposted from Akatrine

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People come into our lives for a Reason,
a Season or a Lifetime

Once we figure out
which one it is, we will know exactly what to do

Reposted from Babs_77

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I dare you to think more positively of yourself.

Reposted from anonymous

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Who said nights were for sleep?

• Marilyn Monroe

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ONLY 3 TYPES OF PEOPLE WHO TELL THE TRUTH.

KIDS, DRUNK PEOPLE & ANYONE WHO IS PISSED THE FUCK OFF.

Reposted from jam57

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People wait
all week for Friday,
all year for summer,
all life for happiness.

Reposted from NukeSkywalker

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APPLYING LIMITATIONS
ON BEAUTY IS APPLYING LIMITATIONS
ON YOUR ABILITY TO EXPERIENCE BEAUTY.

Reposted from anonymous

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At 25mph, I should be there by dinner time. Four months from now. Don't wait up. But be ready.

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Just sending out a BIG HUG to whoever may need one right now...

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Who you really are just seeps out anyway, you know.

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Wenn man etwas Unangenehmes vor sich hat,

einfach umdrehen,

dann hat man es hinter sich.

Reposted from Loupi4614

_13forever_ and Loupi4614 like this

Because, you can't learn how to feel anything, until you've masturbated*.

Reposted from anonymous

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There are two kinds of people in this world.
You and every one else.

Reposted from NukeSkywalker

natdabrat, Leander-NZ, _13forever_, xxmille, NukeSkywalker and dor1316 like this

I don't say anything. But if you read my thoughts, you would be glad to hear my silence.

Reposted from 2schaa

roosterbear, SunnyTrueblue, prubton, Dhruvinshah, damgaard, anna789, natdabrat, _13forever_, xxmille, SaraJensen17 and 1 other like this

SEX
"where it all
began"
The BIG GANG BANG THEORY

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A LEADER IS ONE WHO KNOWS THE WAY, GOES THE WAY, AND SHOWS THE WAY!

Reposted from DEBUG

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Every story has an end, but in life, every ending is a new beginning.

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DON'T HATE WHAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

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One of these days, you're gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul.

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qiofse, prayer, natdabrat, debbbie and Ms_Ntlebi like this

one post a day keeps your followers to stay

Reposted from patuljak

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LET'S DO SOME "WE SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS" THINGS.

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andja89, natdabrat and xxmille like this

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

-The mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.

Reposted from mklp123

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Let's kiss.
Let's fuck.
Let's order pizza.

Reposted from Hannah69

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You don't always need a plan. Sometimes you just need to breathe, trust, let go, and see what happens.

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prubton, roosterbear, Strava, niniel, dieEnte, natdabrat, pricelesschyna, SwimWorld, petchr1 and dor1316 like this

Women want someone who can make them laugh and someone who they feel safe with,
so basically, a clown ninja.

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isn't it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that's just like
"i don't know how to hold a pencil"

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I live for the nights that I can't remember with the people I won't forget.

Reposted from TheHoodgirl

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We all die.
The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is
to create something
that will.

• Chuck Palahniuk

Reposted from anonymous

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When you can't get a jar open, then someone else comes and opens it for you on the first try.

And you're just like
"I loosened it for you!"

Reposted from kj55

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When you are lonely press play.

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Love isn't blind,
it's retarded.

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Of course, foreigners steal your job.

But maybe, if someone without contacts, money or speaking the language steals your job, you're shit?

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50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

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Ich will nicht behaupten, dass ich morgens schwer in die Gänge komme, aber der Bewegungsmelder im Treppenhaus reagiert schon mal nicht.

Reposted from anonymous

angelique likes this

From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to give you the wrong phone number

Reposted from acos2

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Let's
can't sleep
together •

Reposted from Lirpae..

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Hey, newcomers!
Don't give up on boldomatic! It can be a struggle in the begining, but don't give up.
Boldomatic needs you!

Reposted from ene

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Ladies, lets take extra long to look stunning for all the guys we'll be ignoring tonight.

Reposted from Ms_Ntlebi

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Happiness starts with you.
Not with your relationship,
not with your job, not with your money,
but with you!

Reposted from lowsteep

natdabrat and MadsJuhl like this

In der IKEA:

2 % Möbel kaufen

2 % Möbel ansehen

96 % Bleistifte klauen
und Hot-Dogs essen

Reposted from anonymous

I don't usually reveal personal information to strangers but since you asked, yes, I prefer aisle seat.

Reposted from bold

natdabrat, dor1316 and niennaseragon like this

lovers

that word really bums me out

..unless its between cheese and pizza

Reposted from brenzy

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"There are no strangers here,only friends that have not yet met."

~William Butlers Yeats

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You can always make money but you can't always make memories.

Reposted from RulesOfLife

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"Women are made to be loved,not understood."

~ Oscar wilde

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This is who I am.

Nobody said you have to like it.

Reposted from guggigirl

Bibi007, lulu1381, natdabrat and pricelesschyna like this

i just burnt my tongue on some food

they say the ones you love hurt you the most

Reposted from _chxrlie

natdabrat likes this

No! It's spelled "sexiest", not "sexist". Stupid bitch.

Reposted from GaylrdSprFckr

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Wenn man zu viel nachdenkt, erschafft man Probleme die es eigentlich gar nicht gibt.

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semina and Luenchen like this

My favorite kind of coffee is the kind where no one talks to me while I'm drinking it.

Reposted from 2schaa

natdabrat, anja_kjaer and prestonmarlo like this

saying
you don't
give a fuck
usually
means
you do

Reposted from anonymous

roosterbear, timtomdan, BerlinGirl2014, laborii_44, natdabrat, xxmille, SADesign, konigi and PenSword72 like this

Why can't I feel anything from anyone other than you?

#feelings, #love, #sucks

natdabrat, mybaemickey and PenSword72 like this

I love gay people.
Or as I sometimes call them, "people."

Reposted from GaylrdSprFckr

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With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

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Yes mom I know my room is a mess it's a metaphor for my life, i'm trying to be poetic.

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