dannyzee's Posts

weed - my happy valentine

siouxz, Krisargent and petegutz2 like this

he who refuses oral is not gay!

#lies

Krisargent likes this

alcohol forgets,
but the sphincter remembers

#MorningAfter, #SafeSex, #HeWasHot?

Krisargent likes this

Quirky, is licking your lovers balls

Kinky, is licking your own

#lies, #quirky, #kinky

Fionacatherine likes this

look at me and tell me you've never lied

#lies

timothy21, Selinzoe and Krisargent like this

why did god give me a penis?

so i'd have a couple of minutes of #metime 3x/day

#metime

timothy21, Krisargent, karlokoenig and Fionacatherine like this

#metime

Krisargent, SourceBlack and Fionacatherine like this

n.y. style pizza + cold beer + ice cream + reefer

#metime

timothy21, siouxz and Krisargent like this

#metime

Campo, janem803 and AndSheCame like this

"I didn't want to quote 'invade her space'" Joe Biden says of why he didn't call Anita Hill for 28 years.

Reposted from NYTimes

#SeriouslyJoe???, #WTF!

Sirskitten and Krusa like this

if you can't spit shine a turd, settle for a matte finish

#NoShit

locupleto and Krusa like this

#NoShit

CurrentNobody and Krusa like this

throw shit at others, and you get shit on your hands...

#NoShit

bold, CurrentNobody, MyM, Krusa and AndSheCame like this

DUH! DUH!
DUH! DUH!DUH! DUH!
DUH! DUH!
DUH! DUH!

#NoShit

DeanFlumiani, busylizzie, CurrentNobody and Krusa like this

Sex is not the problem -
cockblocking me is!

#NoShit

DeanFlumiani, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine, NerdWord and Krusa like this

i'm constipated

#NoShit

techor, Campo, Drakonan, busylizzie, JodieT, Ziya, timothy21, misterlab, NerdWord, springfire and 2 others like this

reposted by timothy21

This moment is nothing at all... and everything

Reposted from Jaedi

#plo

busylizzie, misterlab, Krusa, AndSheCame and eulekauzig like this

“The “Crazy Mueller Report” totally exonerates me and is all fake by angry lying democrats and proves I’m innocent.” Got it.

Reposted from BtyFckinWht

Krusa likes this

Who hasn’t screamed “the other side did crimes” moments before being exonerated by a lengthy investigative report you don’t want anyone to see?

Reposted from BtyFckinWht

misterlab, crafty, Krusa, Fionacatherine and timothy21 like this

Can you believe Fox News is just showing old episodes of Matlock right now?

Reposted from BtyFckinWht

Krusa and timothy21 like this

Cosmic Porn Fantasy:

Seeing intergalactic asteroid Oumuamua enter M87's Black Hole!

www.theguardian.com

#cosmos, #LINKtoIMG, #CosmoSex

bmj, CurrentNobody, Krusa, Fionacatherine and MyM like this

a
fifth wheel,
flat tire kinda presidency

timothy21, JodieT, CurrentNobody, Krusa and crafty like this

two tokes to endure, three to hope and a reefer to undertake

#dosaging

misterlab, Fionacatherine, timothy21, CurrentNobody, MyM, Krusa and crafty like this

Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you smart!

busylizzie, timothy21, CurrentNobody and Krusa like this

All About Me!

An Autobiography

#BookTitle

busylizzie, timothy21, AndSheCame, Fionacatherine, MyM, Krusa and JodieT like this

ENTITLED

Handbook
for a Greedy
Generation

Reposted from JodieT

#plo

partiallyHere, busylizzie, timothy21, AndSheCame, eulekauzig, Authlander, CurrentNobody and Krusa like this

#BookTitle

busylizzie, timothy21, AndSheCame, JodieT and Krusa like this

SPLAT!
by
Rip De Chute

#BookTitle

timothy21, JodieT and Krusa like this

After You
by
Hugo First

tales about being invited to join trump's gov

#BookTitle

timothy21, JodieT and Krusa like this

Blow Hard
- a trumpeters tale
by
Major Dick Ward

#BookTitle

timothy21, JodieT and Krusa like this

How To Keep Fit
by
Jim Nasticks

#BookTitle

timothy21, Fionacatherine, JodieT and Krusa like this

Golden Showers
by
Sheikh Alegg

#BookTitle

timothy21, JodieT and Krusa like this

The Open Kimono
by
See Mo
Hair

#BookTitle

SourceBlack, elidealista, swaggyselena, cherniavskaa, NerdWord, busylizzie, IfAnimal, Ziya, petegutz2, Campo and 16 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic

Three Feet In The Snow
by
One Hung Low

#BookTitle

bold, timothy21, Krusa, Fionacatherine, JodieT and CurrentNobody like this

all politicians wanting to run for office must be required to take citizenship test publicly on live tv!

#NO, #PASS, #NORUN

timothy21, eulekauzig, JodieT, CurrentNobody, Krusa and Fionacatherine like this

america required reading should be full muller report

timothy21, CurrentNobody, Krusa and Fionacatherine like this

yay adam schiff

timothy21, misterlab, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

i only want you to be you and me to be me together

#period

timothy21, bold, eulekauzig, JodieT, CurrentNobody and Krusa like this

i'm tired of fightin trump - i'm joinin' maga! if muller can't stand up to him there's no hope left

Krusa and crafty like this

Happy 30th birthday
internet!

JodieT, Krusa, crafty, CurrentNobody and timothy21 like this

i'm here to end it
all
"•"

#period

Krusa, CurrentNobody and eulekauzig like this

the virgin mary never had periods...
Period!

#period, #Free, #OfOrginalSin

crafty, Krusa, busylizzie and CurrentNobody like this

What if the Mueller report is mostly Trump’s Wikipedia page because Mueller waited until the last minute to write anything?

Reposted from BtyFckinWht

#plo

Krusa, timothy21 and crafty like this

the earth doesn't need a climate...

humans do!

#climate

Campestral, misterlab, Krusa and CurrentNobody like this

stay focused on me
stay out of my way

#diva, #DIVATUDE

JodieT, Krusa, CurrentNobody, crafty and eulekauzig like this

Grab
him
by his impeachment

crafty, CurrentNobody and Krusa like this

"it ain't over till the fat lady sings"

#diva, #old, #opera, #quote

bold, busylizzie, eulekauzig, Krusa, crafty, CurrentNobody and UserOne like this

don't diva my drama!

#diva, #StealTheLimeLight

Campo, Fire_starter, busylizzie, eulekauzig, crafty, CurrentNobody and Krusa like this

calmness
calmness
calmness
calmmess
calmmess

busylizzie, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, Krusa and crafty like this

don't drama what's mine

#Dramamine, #Pun

Krisargent, SourceBlack, L.johnson716pi, Acataphasja, MarcellaA, Sunshine123, Campo, bmj, eulekauzig, RulesOfLife and 6 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, knigge99 and tanhongseng

laughter
laughter
laughter
laughter

CurrentNobody, Krusa, crafty, eulekauzig and AndSheCame like this

hungree
hungree
hungree
hungree

CurrentNobody, Krusa and crafty like this

pizza pizza pizza

CurrentNobody, Krusa, crafty and eulekauzig like this

what
do you imagine

CurrentNobody, Krusa, eulekauzig and AndSheCame like this

whom can you count on

CurrentNobody, Krusa and AndSheCame like this

don't
lose your compassion

CurrentNobody, Krusa, eulekauzig and AndSheCame like this

stand up meetings make for shorter meetings

CurrentNobody, Krusa and AndSheCame like this

dreamers don't live in the present... historians either

CurrentNobody, Krusa and eulekauzig like this

ethiopian airlines passengers r.i.p.

CurrentNobody, Krusa and eulekauzig like this

disciplinarian or disciplined

@eulekauzig

CurrentNobody and Krusa like this

pillow talker or pillow lover

@CurrentNobody

CurrentNobody and Krusa like this

afraid of commitment or afraid to be alone

CurrentNobody and Krusa like this

what price would you pay for success

CurrentNobody and Krusa like this

Remember to set your clocks ahead tonight because you can’t do anything about our democracy’s slide into kleptocracy but tonight, for one hour, you have the power to control time!

Reposted from BtyFckinWht

Krusa and CurrentNobody like this

this is it, it's not
a dress rehersal

#LIFE, @Campo

misterlab, SourceBlack, Campo, MyM, AndSheCame, springfire, busylizzie and Krusa like this

conscious consumption at each meal creates a hightened sense of urgency to reprioritize an otherwise comfortable life

SourceBlack, busylizzie and Krusa like this

going vegan for lent

SourceBlack, AndSheCame, busylizzie and Krusa like this

ask me no questions, and i'll tell you no lies

#prez, #press, #briefs

SourceBlack, AndSheCame, eulekauzig, busylizzie and Krusa like this

Is Martin Sheen running yet? The only way to stop a bad TV president is with a good TV president.

Reposted from BtyFckinWht

misterlab, busylizzie, CurrentNobody and Krusa like this

when you're handed a shovel, scoff, throw it back, and rent an earthmover!

#FuckShovels!

busylizzie, CurrentNobody and Krusa like this

THANKS

but no
Thanks

Reposted from anonymous

#ploooooo!!!!, #winner!, #i, #think!

crafty, eulekauzig and Krusa like this

Invest in time & in yourself nothing more worth while then knowing that you took the time for yourself time is percious which you can't get back do things for yourself do whats good for you it's one of the best investments you'll make .

Reposted from anonymous

#plo!!!!

MyM, crafty, eulekauzig and Krusa like this

Salvation?
Hell No...

I want Pringles!

#nothanks, @eu, @eulekauzig

Campo, JodieT, Krusa, crafty, eulekauzig and misterlab like this

Dave asks Ivanka if she earned her money the old fashioned way - inheriting it?

#dave

crafty, misterlab, CurrentNobody and Krusa like this

Dave says USA is Socialist if you're over 65 or a member of Congress

#dave

crafty, CurrentNobody and Krusa like this

Dave gives republican politicians a prosthetic backbone

#dave

crafty, CurrentNobody and Krusa like this

Dave turns wine into water

#dave

CurrentNobody and Krusa like this

If you have to
elicit a response
for being yourself
there's something wrong with the connection.

Reposted from Authlander

#plo!!!

misterlab, Authlander, CurrentNobody, eulekauzig and Krusa like this

Dave,
are you telling the truth about a lie, or a lie about the truth?

#dave

crafty, CurrentNobody and Krusa like this

Vlad,
if you're listening, fuck off!

#dave

crafty, CurrentNobody and Krusa like this

I'm Dave!
The Cardinal asked me to bend over so he could vaccinate me!

#dave

misterlab, Krusa and crafty like this

Hi! I'm Dave! I'm real!

Alexa and Siri are fake!

#dave

misterlab, CurrentNobody, Krusa, Authlander, MyM and crafty like this

Hi!
I'm Dave! I'm the new HAL!

#dave

CurrentNobody, Krusa and crafty like this

HAL 9000:
I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that!

#dave

misterlab, CurrentNobody, Krusa and crafty like this

The one thing that stands out in the speeches of the Democrats announcing they’re running for President is that none of them have called Mexicans rapists. It’s like none of them actually want to be president.

Reposted from BtyFckinWht

#plo

crafty and SourceBlack like this

this app is called BOLD

lets honor the fuck out of it!

#Write, #Boldly, #Not, #For, #Max, #Likes!

Krisargent, busylizzie, eulekauzig, CurrentNobody, misterlab, Krusa, janem803 and crafty like this

Dick:

an instrument you suck in order to blow

#Gabriel, #Blow, #My, #Horn

crafty, misterlab and janem803 like this

Toe:
A device for finding furniture in the dark.

Reposted from est24601

#plo, #FuckinOuch!

crafty, CurrentNobody, janem803, Krusa and eulekauzig like this

Give me caffeine to change the things I can and heavy meds to accept those I cannot!

Reposted from est24601

#plo

crafty, CurrentNobody, Krusa and karlokoenig like this

Capitalization is the difference between "helping your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse".

Reposted from est24601

#plo!!!, #lol

crafty, CurrentNobody, Krusa, eulekauzig, Ziya and janem803 like this

I think I just invented a new fragrance. I sprayed Febreeze in my bathroom. It smells like shitrus.

Reposted from est24601

#plo!!!

siouxz, crafty, CurrentNobody, misterlab, bmj, Krusa, karlokoenig and janem803 like this

I had to go on two diets at the same time, because one diet wasn't givng me enough food.

Reposted from est24601

#plo, #HCHF, #HiCarb, #HiFat, #FuckAtkins, #FuckVegans

crafty, CurrentNobody, bmj, Krusa and janem803 like this

My biggest fear is a killer saying some funny shit while I'm playing dead.

Reposted from est24601

crafty, CurrentNobody, misterlab, Krusa, eulekauzig and janem803 like this

too often we enjoy the comfort of pizza, without the discomfort of kale

#kale, #johnfKALEDDY

CurrentNobody, techor, crafty and Krusa like this

deny me bread, air, light, spring but never your kale for i would die

#kale, #pabloKALEneruda

JodieT, CurrentNobody, techor, crafty and Krusa like this

your time is limited, don't waste it eating kale

#kale, #steveKALEjobs, @techor

crafty, eulekauzig, JodieT, CurrentNobody, techor and Krusa like this

you can't have your kale, and eat it too

#kale, @techor

crafty, JodieT, CurrentNobody, techor and Krusa like this

Supreme Court blocks Louisiana abortion law while case moves forward. Vote was 5-4, with Chief Justice Roberts joining the four liberals.

Reposted from NYTimes

#WTF!, #:))

crafty and Krusa like this

to a doctor, everyone is medicating

@techor

crafty, CurrentNobody, Krusa and janem803 like this

to a thief, everyone is stealing

crafty, CurrentNobody, Krusa and janem803 like this

A guy named Pecker threatened to release a dick pic.

Reposted from BtyFckinWht

crafty, techor, Krusa, misterlab and janem803 like this

*gets emotionally attached to a pornhub clip*

Reposted from sosadtoday

@techor

crafty, petegutz2, Krusa and CurrentNobody like this

kale!
if you blow me, i'll eat you! deal?

#kale

crafty, techor and Krusa like this

eating kale is like hosting a nunnery in your mouth

#kale

crafty, techor, Krusa and TrainBirthday like this

Kale!
Just
fuck
off!

#kale

crafty, eulekauzig, techor, Krusa and CurrentNobody like this

Kale should be torn into small pieces, dressed with oil and vinegar, tossed well,

Then thrown out

Reposted from Fionacatherine

#plo

crafty, techor, Krusa and CurrentNobody like this

eating kale is like a sex orgy in the mouth,

minus the sex and the orgy

#kale, @karlokoenig

Krisargent, SourceBlack, petegutz2, madamem., crafty, karlokoenig, Fionacatherine, techor, eulekauzig, CurrentNobody and 2 others like this

reposted by karlokoenig and flolow

is it a generational thing or we're finally able to talk about it!

almost every friend of mine has been sexually abused by an adult when they were minors!

#Kale, #NOT-KALE, #Sexual, #Abuse, #TalkAboutIt, #NotUrFault, #GetHelp, @techor, @Fionacatherine

Krisargent, petegutz2, Fionacatherine, techor, eulekauzig, Krusa, janem803, CurrentNobody, busylizzie, karlokoenig and 1 other like this

$_ / / ( ' ) =( \ _( )• '''''''''''''''''''''' i ate all Your Kale$

Reposted from anonymous

#Kale, #Mascot, #plo

crafty, Krusa, busylizzie, eulekauzig, dannyzee and CurrentNobody like this

Strumming my pain with his fingers
Singing my life with his words
Kale'in me softly with his song
Kale'in me softly with his song
Telling my whole life with his words
Kale'in me softly with his song

#kale, @crafty, @busylizzie, @petegutz2, @Fionacatherine, @karlokoenig

Krisargent, timothy21, SourceBlack, MyM, karlokoenig, Fionacatherine, petegutz2, petarrrrr, comanzatara, techor and 7 others like this

reposted by busylizzie

the best part about kale is not eating it

Reposted from siouxz

#plo

techor, eulekauzig, siouxz, CurrentNobody, Krusa and crafty like this

dear kale,
i've left you for pizza!

#kale, #Pre-Valentine, #Note, #Honesty, #InRelationship

techor, CurrentNobody, Krusa, crafty and eulekauzig like this

I’m only going to watch the SOTU for the new Bud Light commercial.

Reposted from BtyFckinWht

CurrentNobody and Krusa like this

Never be a prisoner of your past. It was a lesson, not a life sentence.

Reposted from anonymous

#plo

techor, Krusa, UserOne, eulekauzig and crafty like this

GOP: Resign!
Northam: I’m not going to resign. I will switch parties to Republican.
GOP: The photo was from a long time ago.

Reposted from BtyFckinWht

#plo

Krusa and techor like this

The old “I didn’t do this racist thing because I usually remember the racist things I do and I don’t remember this one” defense. Classic.

Reposted from BtyFckinWht

#plo

CurrentNobody, Krusa, karlokoenig and techor like this

Billionaire: I really care about helping Americans.
Americans: Great! Will you use your billions to help Flint get clean water or help Puerto Rico rebuild or fund cancer research at never before seen levels?
Billionaire: No. I’ll spend millions on an attempt to be more powerful.

Reposted from BtyFckinWht

#plo

eulekauzig, karlokoenig and Krusa like this

family:

a draft for unfriendships

#draft

busylizzie, eulekauzig, Krusa, CurrentNobody and crafty like this

The CEO of Starbucks should never be president. He won’t be able to get all of our names right.

Reposted from BtyFckinWht

misterlab, crafty, CurrentNobody, eulekauzig and Krusa like this

and a few wise men regretted that they made God in man's image - they should have chosen woman!

#draft, #Fucked, #Up

crafty, eulekauzig, busylizzie and Krusa like this

a draft is a terrible thing to waste

#draft, @techor

crafty, eulekauzig, busylizzie, JodieT, Krusa and techor like this

the frist draft of anything is shit.

Reposted from anonymous

#plo

eulekauzig, JodieT, CurrentNobody, busylizzie, techor, Krusa and crafty like this

i want to be your final edit, not your first draft

#draft, @Fionacatherine

Krisargent, SourceBlack, swaggyselena, mila794, aana, Fionacatherine, Pinkblush, AyWeiWei, -Juliane-, siouxz and 13 others like this

reposted by Tim12 and swaggyselena

draft dodgers make dodgy presidents

#draft, #clinton, #bushjr, #trump

Campo, CurrentNobody, techor, Krusa and eulekauzig like this

The Cobra Kai Dojo would all be wearing maga hats.

Reposted from BtyFckinWht

techor and Krusa like this

So you’re trying to tell me no one in the whole town had the same shoe size as Cinderella?

Reposted from BtyFckinWht

CurrentNobody, techor and Krusa like this

Has Trump ever read The Art of the Deal?

Reposted from BtyFckinWht

techor and Krusa like this

Love that Kate McKinnon plays so many men’s roles on SNL. Women should be taking more men’s roles in government too.

Reposted from BtyFckinWht

techor and Krusa like this

co-worker:

i may not be natural but i strive to be authentic

#What, #The, #Fuckety, #FUCK, #Are, #You, #Talkin, #Bout?

JodieT, techor and Krusa like this

There are some seriously disturbed people on here and I'm glad that I found you.

Reposted from PennyLame

#plo

Selinzoe, Krusa, techor, dannyzee, karlokoenig and crafty like this

Why would I ever need to deal with my feelings when grilled cheese exists?

Reposted from PennyLame

Krusa, techor, dannyzee and crafty like this

techor, Krusa and crafty like this

Stop shrinking yourself to fit places you've overgrown

Reposted from busylizzie

#plo, #RIP, @karlokoenig

Selinzoe, Krusa, karlokoenig, mehr and crafty like this

Perdi tu amor llego el dolor

Reposted from techor

#plo

techor likes this

Freedom is the open window through which pours the sunlight of the human spirit and human dignity.

Reposted from anonymous

#plo, #winning, #post!

crafty, Krusa, techor and CurrentNobody like this

Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy

Reposted from MyM

#plo

crafty, CurrentNobody, techor and Krusa like this

I'm so bored the sheep are falling asleep before I do.

Reposted from MyM

#plo, @mym, @MyM

CurrentNobody, karlokoenig, techor and Krusa like this

Picking up dog poo...that's loyalty.

Reposted from MyM

CurrentNobody, techor and Krusa like this

"Need not this State of The Union address. End of shutdown must come. Yes." - Yoda

Reposted from petegutz2

CurrentNobody, techor and Krusa like this

When you have Tourette's the whole world is..a fuck! Shit! Damn it! Cocksucker!

Beautiful!

Reposted from petegutz2

#plo

techor and Krusa like this

when the govt is shutdown no elected official should get paid either at all levels of federal, state and local govt!

#Empathize, #Bitches, #Stop, #Politics, #You, #ALL, #Work, #For, #US!, @m, @techor, @mym, @MyM

karlokoenig, MyM, Krusa and techor like this

why progress when there's an opportunity to stagnate

#PresChump

Krusa and techor like this

don't sell me hope when i can't feed my family

#daylight, #shutdowm, #shutdown

techor, CurrentNobody, Krusa and karlokoenig like this

reposted by karlokoenig

stop selling me fear when i'm in the market for hope

#daylight, #shutdown

techor, CurrentNobody and Krusa like this

the

wound
is the place where

the light

enters

you

#daylight, #rumi, #cross?, #seEit?, @mym

CurrentNobody, karlokoenig, Krusa, MyM and techor like this

we're going to Mars

send trump & pence on first flt

misterlab, CurrentNobody, karlokoenig, MyM and techor like this

are you a cultivator
or a harvester

@Fionacatherine

CurrentNobody, Krusa, MyM, Fionacatherine and techor like this

Make
America
G•
Again

@MyM, @Ziya, @kenwats, @realDonaldTrump

techor, Krusa and crafty like this

You're one muffin short of a stud

Reposted from Ziya

#follow, #wild, #childs, @Ziya, @kenwats

techor, Krusa, crafty and CurrentNobody like this

you're the SPF to my daylight

#daylight

Fionacatherine, techor, Krusa, CurrentNobody, crafty and MyM like this

More livin'
More
light

#daylight

timothy21, Krisargent, crafty, Ziya, Krusa, CurrentNobody, JodieT, techor and karlokoenig like this

reposted by Krisargent

bolders
NEVER
sleep

CurrentNobody, techor and Krusa like this

this place is gettin too brainy

#Intellectual, #Refs, #Dont, #Get, #Like, #James, #Joyce, #Bias, #4, #Self, #Author, @Fionacatherine

CurrentNobody, Krusa and techor like this

why throw a life jacket when you can toss a kitchen sink at the "problem"

#Problem, #Solving, #TheWatanabeWay, @kenwats, #;-), @techor

crafty, kenwats, Ziya, techor and Krusa like this

you
will be assimilated

#omen

crafty, Ziya, JodieT, CurrentNobody, Krusa and techor like this

Beware the
Ides of March

#omen

crafty, CurrentNobody, techor and Krusa like this

techor, Ziya, CurrentNobody, crafty and Krusa like this

"yes honey buns, we're going back to 68'ing cos you still owe me one!"

#newmath, @petegutz2

crafty, CurrentNobody, Krusa and techor like this

live every moment

shackled to freedom

#omen

Ziya, CurrentNobody, crafty, techor and Krusa like this

Thinking of starting a gofundme campaign to:

"Tear Down Your Wall Mr. Trumputin"

techor, Fionacatherine, Krusa, crafty and CurrentNobody like this

@techor

crafty, CurrentNobody, JodieT, techor and Krusa like this

man claims to have mistakenly drunk raped his teeage daughter on his wedding night thinking she was his wife!

#Doooonnnaaallllddd?

crafty, techor and Krusa like this

Elon! Really dude?

#layoffs, #spaceX

Fuck! Some of us gotta breathe

Selinzoe, CurrentNobody, JodieT, techor and Krusa like this

nobody
gives
a shit
about
your
workout

Reposted from JodieT

#plo

Krisargent, SourceBlack, sosoandso, techor, CurrentNobody, JodieT, Krusa and crafty like this

Trump:
My government isn't doing what I want it to.

Tech support:
Did you try shutting it down and on again?

Reposted from UserOne

#plo, @CurrentNobody, @UserOne

SourceBlack, UserOne, techor and Krusa like this

CUMQUAT

1/ squat, hold, thrust till you cum to build your doggie-style sex endurance

2/ spelled with a "k" it's a tasty little citrus fruit

#bold, #dictionary

SourceBlack, techor and Krusa like this

you only snore when you're asleep

#just, #sayin, @siouxz

Krisargent, SourceBlack, sosoandso, CurrentNobody, JodieT, techor, crafty and Krusa like this

HUCKING

pre-marital sexual position:
hugging while you're fucking

#bold, #dictionary

misterlab, techor, JodieT and Krusa like this

FUDDLING

fucking while you're cuddling

#bold, #dictionary

techor, JodieT and Krusa like this

BLOW PRO QUO

An exchange of blow jobs of approximate or equal value

#bold, #dictionary

Krusa likes this

HATE O'CLOCK

Usually 8 am, when us salary slaves have to sit in our cubicles and start rowing for "hate" hours a day.

#Job, #Security, #bold, #dictionary

techor and CurrentNobody like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

fucks
loves
loves
fucks

crafty and Krusa like this

you are ordinary

#truthbomb

CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine, techor, crafty and Krusa like this

Your halo's shrunk! it would make a great cock ring

#truthbomb

you're not the strongest smartest wealthiest most popular kid on the block anymore

#truthbomb

crafty, Krusa and techor like this

bonespurbonespurbrainspurbrainspur

CurrentNobody and Krusa like this

i'mpeach
i'mpeach
i'mpeach
i'mpeach

#truthbomb

techor, CurrentNobody, Krusa and MyM like this

I REALLY DON'T CARE
DO
U?

#truthbomb, #Empty, #MT, #MelaniaTrump, #Zara, #Jacket

MyM, techor, springfire, crafty, Krusa and MapPizzaReason like this

we'll be fine without you

#truthbomb

MyM, techor, sarcaSM, Krusa, CurrentNobody, crafty and MapPizzaReason like this

we don't care about your opinion anymore

#truthbomb

techor, MyM, Krusa, CurrentNobody, crafty and MapPizzaReason like this

you're becoming a regional power

#truthbomb

techor, Krusa, CurrentNobody, crafty and MapPizzaReason like this

you're not the most powerful nation on earth!

#truthbomb

Krusa, CurrentNobody, crafty and MapPizzaReason like this

you're not the leader of the free world

#truthbomb

techor, Krusa, CurrentNobody and crafty like this

child molestation is a breach of Clerical Celibacy!

#truthbomb, #HeyPope, #Fuckin, #Do, #Summin, #Bitch!

hanueli, techor and crafty like this

indicted politicians
make the best bottoms behind bars

#truthbomb, #test, #tag, @siouxz

weekender, sarcaSM, crafty, MapPizzaReason and Krusa like this

they always find jesus in solitary

#truthbomb

techor, crafty and Krusa like this

OXYMORON:

PRESIDENT
TRUMP

@siouxz

techor and siouxz like this

OXYMORON:

VIRGIN
BIRTH

@siouxz

siouxz likes this

OXYMORON:

PRUDE
BOLDER

@siouxz

CurrentNobody and siouxz like this

anyone been in
an open relationship

#Does, #It, #Work?

would you try straight sex

#Gay, #Folks

would you try gay sex

#straight, #folks

we were chosen by destiny to fuck again

MapPizzaReason and Krusa like this

lets fuck like it's our last time

MapPizzaReason, BoomBangBoom and Krusa like this

enough emotional bonding
may we do the dopamine dance now

#LESS, #TALK, #SEX, #ALREADY!

MapPizzaReason and Krusa like this

are my posts to sexual for bold

#NO, #LIKES?, #DontRelate?!, #YOU, #CANT, #BE, #TOO, #SHY, #4, #BOLD

misterlab, MapPizzaReason and Krusa like this

love without sex is

companionship

#Fuck, #Like, #Rabbits, @Fionacatherine

MapPizzaReason, CurrentNobody, techor, Krusa and Fionacatherine like this

nipples toes lips fingers saliva

your
tongue deep inside
my mouth

MapPizzaReason likes this

our bare naked bodies
writhing

MapPizzaReason likes this

let me suck you

i want to binge on you

i love
the taste of your smell

Fionacatherine likes this

our sex is great but you're a lousy
lover

sex done properly is like an internal hug

MapPizzaReason and Krusa like this

Why is the vagina unclean but a penis not

#Temple, #Hypocrites

indian men

menstruating is natural, period!

#Sabrimalai, #Temple

Krusa and CurrentNobody like this

I am in a relationship with myself - anyone else in the mix will be part of a threesome

Reposted from CurrentNobody

#PLO

Selinzoe, MapPizzaReason, CurrentNobody, crafty and Krusa like this

let's use our fingers

MapPizzaReason and crafty like this

lets get naked and smear warm oil over each other!

MapPizzaReason, Krusa and crafty like this

I'm low cal.
eat me!

Krusa and crafty like this

the best lovers are obsessed about sex

techor, Krusa and crafty like this

i only think of you when i need to orgasm

crafty likes this

let's sex so we don't feel the pain!

Krusa and crafty like this

a joint is just a hug from the inside!

Krusa and crafty like this

has bold become too proper?

misterlab, Campo, crafty, MapPizzaReason, techor, Krusa and petegutz2 like this

reposted by MapPizzaReason

last night best bold sex

crafty and Krusa like this

lets cuddle naked and fuck and fuck and fuck! :)

Krusa likes this

spank me, i'm not worthy :)

crafty and Krusa like this

we need one of those sex hugs

crafty and Krusa like this

i'm horngry, may i eat you?

Krusa likes this

more sex
less stress

techor and Krusa like this

lets lick each other till our tongues are raw! :D

#Oral, #Touch

perverted is the new quirky

#quirky

MapPizzaReason, JodieT, Krusa and MyM like this

fuck till we're tender

#quirky

JodieT and Krusa like this

#quirky

JodieT and Krusa like this

hello!
you look like i need a blow job!

#quirky

siouxz and Krusa like this

you will always find peace at the end of a joint!

#quirky

siouxz, Krusa, MyM and techor like this

kinky is ivanka and jared

quirky is
ivanka and trump

#quirky

Krusa likes this

kinky is having sex with your bff

quirky is licking them in all the wrong places

#quirky

JodieT, Fionacatherine and Krusa like this

kinky is licking and sucking your lovers' toes

quirky is licking and sucking your own!

#quirky

Ziya, UserOne and Krusa like this

yoga or weed today?

this is stressin' me out...i know

weed, yoga then weed :)

#quirky

Selinzoe, crafty, SourceBlack, Authlander, techor and Krusa like this

happy new year and calm the fuck down!

Ziya, crafty, JodieT, blackboxmagic, CurrentNobody, SourceBlack, techor and Krusa like this

kinky is tickling your lover with a emu feather

quirky is tickling the emu

#quirky

Krisargent, Andromenadda, bold, UserOne, eulekauzig, busylizzie, JodieT, SourceBlack, Fionacatherine, crafty and 3 others like this

reposted by busylizzie

Quirky is Kinky derated

#quirky

SourceBlack, Krusa, techor, crafty and CurrentNobody like this

kinky is fucking the emu

perverted is fucking it while crossing the road, to get to the 7-11 for a slurpee

CurrentNobody likes this

honorable people

perverted
lives

CurrentNobody likes this

Eat brownies
Don't whine
Smile lots

- happy buddha

#Dear2019

stargater, CurrentNobody and crafty like this

kinky is using Emu feathers to pleasure your lover

perverted is fucking the damn Emu!

#Hello, #Emu!

MyM likes this

I am in overwhelm

Reposted from Fionacatherine

CurrentNobody likes this

we can't solve our problems with the same level of drinking that created them

#SALUT!

crafty, UserOne, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

don't fix problems
fix your drinks

#Problems, #Fix, #Themselves:P, @UserOne

crafty, UserOne, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

After your first billion anything you make goes to Edu and the poor in your name! You get a star on Wall St!

#Fuckin, #Billionaires, #Feed, #Ego, #Take, #Excess, #Money, #Away!

CurrentNobody likes this

elon musk's flat roller coaster under LA!

#Funny, #AF, #If, #It, #Weren’t, #True!, #Top, #Speed, #50mph:P

escape the noise...
sleep!

stargater, techor, springfire, CurrentNobody and MyM like this

quit telling me i'm too chilled and smoke some weed

#ADHD, #AF!

CurrentNobody likes this

Trump...

What a devious
concept!

#Putin, #Quote

stargater, techor, SourceBlack, JodieT and timothy21 like this

The young engine driver named Hunt
Who when given an engine to shunt
Saw a runaway truck
And by yelling out "duck"!
Saved the life of the driver in front

Krisargent, siouxz, crafty, roosterbear, Vandtastic, SourceBlack, InfluenceNoise, dor1316, Ziya, timothy21 and 1 other like this

reposted by timothy21 and MissInk

you are the gin in my campari

#Bottoms, #Up!

stargater, crafty, emiledi77, SourceBlack, timothy21 and InfluenceNoise like this

How does anyone expect to get right with themselves
if they can't face how they were wrong with others.

Reposted from Authlander

#PLO

siouxz, techor, SourceBlack, timothy21, InfluenceNoise and Authlander like this

so many
pics to swipe
so much
left to say
so much
life to share
so much
love to give
now that
i'm alone
so many
tears to wipe

Reposted from timothy21

#PLO

SourceBlack and InfluenceNoise like this

we're all players

the question is

are you winning
it for future generations?

#game

techor, SourceBlack, CityCharacter, InfluenceNoise, dor1316 and beingme like this

disconnected
in a family
desolate
in a crowd
divisive
in a nation
disruptive
in a hemisphere
destabilizing
to mankind

Reposted from timothy21

#plo

techor, InfluenceNoise, dor1316 and beingme like this

you are a product

not a customer

#toxic, #facebook

InfluenceNoise, JodieT and UserOne like this

when i come back, you will all be cancelled
- god

Reposted from timothy21

#PLO

SourceBlack likes this

Lets stroke our realities

techor, SourceBlack and timothy21 like this

Hi,
My name is Mary Typhus and I'm delighted to meet you!

#flu

timothy21 and JodieT like this

Blow me...
harder!

#flu, #stuffy, #nose

stargater, SourceBlack, JodieT and timothy21 like this

Lets do the howling thing!

#werewolves

There's an orange werewolf in the Shithouse

#werewolves

avoiding an STD was my personal Vietnam!

#HailPrez!

meohmy and InfluenceNoise like this

prepare to be eaten,
my
lil red
ridin' hood!

#werewolves

techor and InfluenceNoise like this

fuck'n
student
loans &
taxes

SourceBlack and KosmicKarma like this

are
y o u
tired of running?

SourceBlack and KosmicKarma like this

SourceBlack and ICanDo like this

Success has always been a great liar. #Nietzsche

Reposted from NietzscheQ

#plo

ICanDo, KosmicKarma and juneocallagh like this

Wealth consists not in having great possessions, but in having few wants.

Epictetus

#Quote, #Epictetus

siouxz, KosmicKarma and timothy21 like this

I've felt at home

In the unlikeliest of places

Reposted from sushruta

#like, #original, #post

KosmicKarma, timothy21 and sushruta like this

befriend yourself before friending
others

KosmicKarma, Fionacatherine, timothy21 and JodieT like this

The Times's executive editor: Trump has “turned up the rhetoric very powerfully, and that makes me anxious about the safety of my reporters"

Reposted from NYTimes

Ziya, ICanDo and KosmicKarma like this

Just write.
Don't think about what they will say. Don't twist your ideas and the things you love because of fear. Don't worry about being correct, or proper. Don't write to impress them. Write to absolve your heart. Write to dull the pain. Write so you can breathe easier.
Just write.

Reposted from SourceBlack

#like, #original

Authlander, JodieT, SourceBlack and KosmicKarma like this

"friends" and "friendships"

What a difference!

Authlander, MyM, JodieT and KosmicKarma like this

let's create seasons to smile

Selinzoe, siouxz, Krisargent, nandagopal, janem803, JodieT, KosmicKarma, MyM, SourceBlack and ICanDo like this

Leaders Listen

Dictators
Demand

JodieT, KosmicKarma, Orkid, SourceBlack and ICanDo like this

Believe in Humanity.

Reposted from Orkid

#like, #original

KosmicKarma, SourceBlack and ICanDo like this

Talk softly, carry a big smile and get rid of your stick!

#Update, #US, #Foreign, #Policy

JodieT, SourceBlack, ICanDo and KosmicKarma like this

P resident
T rump
S tress
D isorder

#PTSD, #Trump

JodieT, ICanDo and KosmicKarma like this

once upon a time i was sweet and innocent.

and then shit happened.

Reposted from Kimsim7

#like, #original

ICanDo, KosmicKarma, Fionacatherine and UserOne like this

If you don't enjoy the journey, then fuck the destination.

Reposted from Kimsim7

#like, #original

ICanDo, KosmicKarma and UserOne like this

my smile radiates our needs

#Smile, #IsNot, #JustA, #:)Smile

JodieT, Authlander, KosmicKarma and ICanDo like this

becoming

undeniable

#Success

JodieT and Fionacatherine like this

So if work
never ends and I'm working just to pay
the bills I create...what's the whole point

#GeckoThis!

JodieT, ICanDo, KosmicKarma and dor1316 like this

#ToGetRid, #OfYour, #Shit

JodieT, Fionacatherine, ICanDo, KosmicKarma and dor1316 like this

Crap...
I think my monsters are real

JodieT, KosmicKarma and Fionacatherine like this

3 mi, 23 mins, gotta quit smokin'!

#Suckin, #Balls

KosmicKarma likes this

Car exhaust =
Breathing burned dead dino fumes

Gasoline =

burning dino cadavers

68% of US is obese

#EatToLive, #NotFatShaming!

I need fewer clothes

#Less, #Laundry, #Waste, #Water

JodieT likes this

3% of Americans own 50% of the guns!

Somebody needs to slip some superglue into his chapstick

#Orangeman

JodieT and ICanDo like this

When the boss decompensates,
don't manage his chaos

#AdviceTo, #Kelly, #Tillerson, #Mattis, #MacMaster

Fionacatherine, JodieT and MyM like this

de tour

tour ed

#Lost, #And, #Found

MerbeDatze, MyM and ICanDo like this

Equifax...just a wanna be Yahoo!

#Breach, #Please!, #GiveItUp!

JodieT likes this

Yahoo!

A company that truly shares everything!

JodieT, NerdWord, UserOne and ICanDo like this

The time is always right, to do right

#mlk, #gun, #control

The loudest people have the emptiest lives

Hold up,
I'll say something Bold...
eventually

#Be, #Patient

Insecurities wilt, when they are cultivated in the fields of the confident

#Trump

JodieT and ICanDo like this

trump
less
think
more

#ThoughtsTrump, #Trump

JodieT and ICanDo like this

Too stoned to rock

Fionacatherine, JodieT and ICanDo like this

#trump

JodieT and Fionacatherine like this

I take a knee for
the second amendment

JodieT and juneocallagh like this

Even
Snoop likes acapulco gold!

#rastatime

JodieT likes this

Hind sight is Hilary Clinton

Fionacatherine likes this

Giving Saudi women the right to drive when we're about to move to driverless cars?! Blacksmithery next!

#saudi, #women, #fake, #gender, #equality

DominicLomax, Fionacatherine and juneocallagh like this

Ever find
yourself stalking friends you've purged?
Like sniffing
dirty laundry...
yes, it really stinks!

JodieT and Fionacatherine like this

If only dream were reality...

JodieT likes this

Present Trump with land on Puerto Rico so he helps them out and develops the island, then once he's out of power take it back using eminent domain!

I need a good colonic to pass this dotard!

#dotard, #Trump

DominicLomax and Fionacatherine like this

Don't
stop drinking about tomorrow

#pattern

DominicLomax, purplechill and emiledi77 like this

Rocket-man complex:

For small minds with big mouths but tiny hands

#Kim, #Trump

What if climate engineering
is
real?

#whatif

emiledi77 and Fionacatherine like this

What if a hurricane is just
the earth belching

#whatif, @siouxz

purplechill likes this

What if Jeff Sessions ate some special brownies

#whatif

emiledi77 and juneocallagh like this

What if weed makes you live longer? As more people smoke weed lifespan has increased right!

#whatif

purplechill, emiledi77 and juneocallagh like this

9/11

NEVER
FORGET

#9/11

emiledi77 likes this

What if you could smoke weed!

#whatif

emiledi77 likes this

What if Donald Trump joined Bold?

#whatif

crafty, timothy21, busylizzie, FabioKeiner, SourceBlack, swatchUSA, dannyzee, Fionacatherine, emiledi77, purplechill and 1 other like this

reposted by juneocallagh and busylizzie

What if global warming was real

#whatif

What if the US was crazy enough to elect Donald Trump president?

#whatif

emiledi77 and juneocallagh like this

What if I could suck my own c*** like Steve Bannon!

#whatif

juneocallagh likes this

what if
chuck norris grabbed
donald trump
by his p****

#whatif

juneocallagh likes this

Donald Trump: Climate change isn't real!
Mother Nature: Here, hold my covfefe.

Reposted from GaylrdSprFckr

emiledi77, juneocallagh and GaylrdSprFckr like this

Hey humans: stop settling in coastal flood plains

#neworleans, #newyork, #houston, #miami, #tampa, #rotterdam, #london, #venice, #manila, #mumbai, #shanghai, #hk

purplechill likes this

Best feeling ever:

That first morning fart

#Let, #It, #Rip

GaylrdSprFckr likes this

my "special" brownies make me high and hungry

PennyLame and purplechill like this

Your lips,
my ass,
they must meet!

Reposted from dannyzee

#Mwaah!

purplechill likes this

Don't get upset, but I really don't like you unless I'm drunk!

JodieT, Sunshine123, MyM, UserOne, Ms_Ntlebi and jaybyrd like this

Your lips,
my ass,
they must meet!

jaybyrd likes this

reposted by dannyzee

Sorry,
I don't wan't to learn how to say
FUCK YOU politely!

mylisa1970 and jaybyrd like this

Maybe if we wait a little a Fuck will fall into my hand and I can give it to ya!

Sunshine123 and jaybyrd like this

Sorry, I'm all outta fucks today!

Sunshine123, Ms_Ntlebi and jaybyrd like this

I thought of you today

and it fuckin pissed me off

jaybyrd likes this

Your posts are so Bold!

How did you learn to say "I need attention" in so many different ways!

JodieT likes this

I've begun to hate Mondays thru
Sundays

hensch and JodieT like this

Coke & Popcorn
FUCK CABLE

cokeandpopcorn.ch

hensch and mylisa1970 like this

Whats red and bad for yor teeth?

A brick!

Now STFU!

jaybyrd and KnightofSIAL like this

I would love to insult you but nature outpunched me

siouxz, JodieT, mylisa1970 and jaybyrd like this

Let me know when you're coming over

so I can leave!

Selinzoe, Sunshine123, MyM, mylisa1970 and jaybyrd like this

fuckin bong

loveit!

Going to nappy time!

savior-vivre, Sunshine123 and Parole like this

To do:

look into transfer of college credits to university of hawaii

hensch and bold like this

Did we have to move to rainytown? Depressing! Rain all week Seattle :(

techor, JodieT, Parole and Sunshine123 like this

I like you.
intentionally!

Authlander and hensch like this

stop
kitchen sinking and run the damn dishwasher
drama queen

JodieT likes this

i said just one drink and now i have a hangover

hensch and Sunshine123 like this

you have a special place in
my toilet bowl

my ex linkedin me a year ago and i just got to it! i still haven't accepted the invite but i think we're done...

fugly:

when ugly people are the same way on the inside

Sunshine123, Ms_Ntlebi, jaybyrd, JodieT and purplechill like this

Best Christmas Gift To Ourselves:
Ourselves

janem803, SourceBlack, Sunshine123, timothy21, koreanlover521, ladiesman217, purplechill, jaybyrd, juneocallagh, KnightofSIAL and 4 others like this

I go to sleep and see an absurd world in here

@Parole, #Post, #inspired, #copy

Sunshine123, ladiesman217, Parole, koreanlover521 and JodieT like this

Why do we have pubic hair but the rest of our body is smooth?

Parole likes this

I'm a failure
at
failure

ladiesman217, koreanlover521 and Parole like this

View me
like
your porn

ladiesman217 likes this

I wish
you were my porn

Selinzoe, ladiesman217, Parole, koreanlover521, mylisa1970, De_liefste and purplechill like this

I'm always early when I'm horny!

De_liefste likes this

More
Less
Less
More

#lessismore

Parole, koreanlover521, De_liefste, SunnySarah435 and Campo like this

Less
Words
More Images

#lessismore

Parole and koreanlover521 like this

Reposted from Pesca

ladiesman217, koreanlover521 and Pesca like this

fear not radicals
they hunger - much as we
do
break bread together

Reposted from timothy21

De_liefste and purplechill like this

Do we need the commandments to tell right from wrong?

Are we that disconnected?

Krisargent, ladiesman217, locupleto, haddock, juneocallagh, JodieT and mylisa1970 like this

The view's up here boys and girls

haddock, juneocallagh and timothy21 like this

I
goes mainstream when mainstream goes fashion

juneocallagh, timothy21 and purplechill like this

Some loose people are best left

...unscrewed

@haddock, #follow, #up, #post

Selinzoe, siouxz, ladiesman217, juneocallagh, timothy21 and haddock like this

Some screws are best left loose

...on people

Reposted from anonymous

emiledi77, ladiesman217, juneocallagh, timothy21, dannyzee, Parole, MyM, De_liefste and haddock like this

Halloween

an excuse to be YOU!

#trickortreat

MapPizzaReason, Orkid, SourceBlack, Stiltskin, Shea, ladiesman217, juneocallagh, timothy21, Parole, haddock and 4 others like this

reposted by FrankFilocamo

It's the voice inside my head.
The one that puts me to bed.
The one that helps me rise.
The one that knows what I fantasize.

Reposted from anonymous

Krisargent, busylizzie, janem803, locupleto, juneocallagh, MyM, De_liefste and haddock like this

your voice
soft and reassuring
your words
kind and loving
your breath
warm and comforting
your lips
tender and inviting
your kiss
hearts atingling

Reposted from anonymous

MyM, JodieT, De_liefste and jaybyrd like this

trick or treat?

Honey, they love your anti stupid candy!

#trickortreat, @MyM

ladiesman217, Parole and haddock like this

Sex without love

is sex!

#fetish

techor, ladiesman217, timothy21, dor1316 and purplechill like this

The average distance that women in Africa and Asia walk to collect water is 6 kms and the weight of water they carry on their heads is about 20kgs

#fitness

ladiesman217, juneocallagh, swatchUSA, purplechill and JodieT like this

songs of endearment
enticed us here
deep blue sanctuary
not another frontier
the seas grow silent
of primordial sound
humanity is bereft
of life it has drowned

Reposted from timothy21

juneocallagh likes this

Sea is life

Without it we wouldn't exist

Take care of oceans

Don't pollute them

Reposted from Babs_77

ladiesman217, juneocallagh, Parole, savior-vivre and Babs_77 like this

I need vitaminSEA

Reposted from De_liefste

Does this mean no more sashimi?

#wonderofthesea, #wwf

juneocallagh, JodieT and purplechill like this

magnets that stick to cardboard or wood

cool fuckin idea!

@jaybyrd

MyM, juneocallagh, purplechill and jaybyrd like this

I want me so badly
my hard on has a
hard on

@jaybyrd

jaybyrd and purplechill like this

MyM and juneocallagh like this

How do you lose a man?
By forgetting to blow him

kisses

@makalapua, @jaybyrd

ladiesman217, juneocallagh, jaybyrd and purplechill like this

What
motivates
you?

_ Gin
_ Vodka
_ Tequila

#Tri-Blend?!, @juneocallagh

juneocallagh likes this

Don't become a salary slave

#protip

mehr, techor, ChrisRota, jmb, Orkid, SourceBlack, emiledi77, locupleto, ladiesman217, UserOne and 4 others like this

Anyone from udub or Seattle?

iPad Pro
me
want

juneocallagh likes this

don't be that desperate for a 'connection'. put your phone on charge and get 7 hrs sleep

#protip

SourceBlack, locupleto, ladiesman217, UserOne, MyM, juneocallagh and JodieT like this

damn... people are really fucked up

SourceBlack, ladiesman217, MyM, juneocallagh and JodieT like this

I
Told You
I Had A
Killer
Headache

Reposted from anonymous

ladiesman217 and juneocallagh like this

alcohol

temporary
beard remover

#urbandictionary

JodieT, timothy21 and juneocallagh like this

happy hour

the locksmith who unlocks the closet door from the inside

#urbandictionary

timothy21 and juneocallagh like this

beard
opposite sex escort/date to keep up appearences for friends and family.

eg: i need another beard, this ones pretty flat!

#urbandictionary

locupleto, timothy21, jaybyrd and juneocallagh like this

How many active users here? I can hear crickets!
I'll be back in a week - hope it wakes up.

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work

prostitution with all of the pimps and none of the sex

#urbandictionary

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Why the fuck am I going to school if I hate it so much?

Oh yeah, so I can work for the next 40 years of my life to pay bills!

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