Dhicky's Posts

So REAL for being FAKE.

So FAKE for being REAL.

#real, #fake, #shit, #people

tweetybird, timothy21, Dhicky, aana and Authlander like this

Are you good at maths?
Can you replace my X without asking Y?

tweetybird, Dhicky, ChrisRota, juneocallagh, purplechill and timothy21 like this

Sorry, it took me forever to think of an excuse for the plan I cancelled at the last minute.

#cancelled, #sorry, #sotrue

Krisargent, tweetybird, Dhicky, JodieT, UserOne and timothy21 like this

I dunno, but I like cancelled plans.

#cancelled

CityCharacter, ThoughtBoy, ChrisRota, JodieT and timothy21 like this

Don't follow your heart,
Follow my Instagram

Ziya, Dhicky, meohmy, juneocallagh, timothy21, Vandtastic and ChrisRota like this

reposted by ChrisRota

SHART
(verb)

Trying to fart and a little shit comes out.

timothy21, EmpressTygress and Fionacatherine like this

Dhicky, timothy21, KnightofSIAL, janem803, aehmpaeh and ChrisRota like this

I need a stronger
word than "fuck"

timothy21, KnightofSIAL, ZeepBella, EmpressTygress, janem803, aehmpaeh and ChrisRota like this

If your car is making an annoying noise there is an easy solution!
Just open your door and push her out.

#noise

timothy21, Orkid, Vandtastic, yenti, abe, purplechill, Dhicky, emiledi77 and Campo like this

Because theres a high percentage of hoes these days.

#noise, #hoe, #hoes

timothy21, Vandtastic, yenti, JodieT, purplechill, Dhicky, emiledi77, Magicalreturns and Campo like this

I hate when someone says they've had a bad day & everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition to see who's had it worse.

#sotrue, #wtf

timothy21, janem803, tide, UserOne, juliettebravo, EmpressTygress, Vandtastic, chrysti, yenti, michi26 and 10 others like this

reposted by Vandtastic

Ofcourse I; know how to use semicolon; how dare you;

Krisargent, Vandtastic, yenti, emiledi77, juneocallagh, luckygoeson, purplechill, jaybyrd, Sunshine123, meohmy and 1 other like this

In a relationship,
one person is always right
and the other person is a male.

#sotrue, #relationship, @Deborah.A

ChrisRota, UserOne, EmpressTygress, Vandtastic, yenti, juneocallagh, janeh, DeadPoet, HCA190701, dor1316 and 7 others like this

reposted by Vandtastic and that_edm_boy

Together = We can

To get her = I can't

Space effect lol

#together

Vandtastic, yenti, janeh, HCA190701, Sunshine123, timothy21 and JodieT like this

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, . |,,,,,,,,,,,| . '

Happy 3rd Birthday
BOLDOMATIC

#happy, #3rd, #birthday, #boldomatic, #love

Krisargent, timothy21, Vandtastic, janeh, Sunshine123, Dhicky, meohmy, Jamille, JodieT, makalapua and 1 other like this

my single didn't top the chart. I need to remix that into a better one, engaged!

#classicsremix, #single, #song, #remix, #billboard, #chart

Vandtastic, janeh, timothy21, dannyzee, Dhicky, Jamille, JodieT and Luenchen like this

I'm so aww

you're so eww

#classicsremix

Vandtastic, janeh, timothy21, dannyzee, MyM, Dhicky, RandomHero1981, meohmy, Jamille, JodieT and 1 other like this

I'd love to bitch slap your ugly face.
But that would be animal abuse.

Vandtastic, janeh, timothy21, dannyzee, Sunshine123, Dhicky, juneocallagh, purplechill, lindaann, MyM and 2 others like this

I'd love to slap your ugly face bitch but that would be animal abuse

dannyzee, HCA190701, timothy21, mylisa1970, MyM and Luenchen like this

Pro-Tip :

If you have nothing nice to say STFU.

#protip

janem803, Vandtastic, janeh, timothy21, dannyzee, Sunshine123, mng, JodieT, Campo, meohmy and 3 others like this

Pro-Tip :

The key to a succesful relationship?

-Don't start one

#protip, #relationship

Vandtastic, janeh, timothy21, dannyzee, Campo, seewtheardream, UserOne, Qball and juneocallagh like this

Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.

Vandtastic, janeh, DeadPoet, timothy21, JodieT, MyM, anthonymangham and juneocallagh like this

I am just as weird as fuck

Vandtastic, janeh, timothy21, HCA190701, iksb, PenSword72, haddock and meohmy like this

A friend isn't your friend until they defend you in your absence

janem803, Vandtastic, chrysti, janeh, Sunshine123, _Nathalie_, PenSword72, LethalShib, Sef, Aelin and 21 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31 and LethalShib

I just wet my face when I listened to I Will Always Love You just now :'(

@JodieT, @MyM, @timothy21

janem803, Vandtastic, janeh, juneocallagh, timothy21, meohmy, lindaann, Belieber1994, MyM, Dhicky and 2 others like this

reposted by juneocallagh

Every time I go out in public and see people looking down at their phone makes me sad SMDH... then I keep moving looking down at my own phone.

janem803, janeh, juneocallagh, timothy21, StellaStella, Dhicky, sarcasm_only, JodieT, llamabat and MyM like this

I cant wait to get my license so I can legally drive myself off a cliff

@juneocallagh, @timothy21, @MyM?, @juneocallagh!, @MyM..looneytoon

janeh, DeadPoet, HCA190701, juneocallagh, MyM, lindaann, Dhicky, timothy21, sarcasm_only and Luenchen like this

The true men are only afraid of:

1. God

2. Parents

3. Flying Cockroach

#cockroach, @mym, @UserOne:, @userone, @MyM, @Convo_Ray

janeh, roosterbear, juneocallagh, HCA190701, Dhicky, lindaann, Convo_Ray, timothy21, sarcasm_only, bigbat101 and 3 others like this

Fifty shades of grey is romantic only because the guy is a billionaire. If he was living in a trailer it would be a Criminal minds episode.

Floki, Authlander, janeh, Aelin, juneocallagh, HCA190701, amileazoe, lindaann, timothy21, sarcasm_only and 5 others like this

Sometimes all you need is 500 million dollars

janem803, janeh, UserOne, roosterbear, Aelin, juneocallagh, PrettyOddMonKe, Redick, swatchUSA, Jamille and 18 others like this

reposted by avant-garde, Queenie, anyguy, Redick, lilly_ and Redick

What do people do when they sleep?

You might be thinking that they rest? consolidate information?

Naaah!!

They charge their phone

#sleeping, #charge, #phone

janeh, juneocallagh, BerlinGirl2014, Dhicky, mademoiselle98, JodieT, Luenchen, HCA190701, sarcasm_only, jaybyrd and 5 others like this

proud owner of a penis.

repost if you own a penis.

Reposted from jaybyrd

janeh, juneocallagh, timothy21, Dhicky, sarcasm_only and jaybyrd like this

FURIOUS 6
THE LAST RIDE

FURIOUS 7
ONE MORE RIDE

FURIOUS 8
THE FINAL RIDE

FURIOUS 9
HOW DO WE STOP THIS FUCKING RIDE

FURIOUS 10
SOMEBODY PLEASE SEND HELP!

#fastandfurious, #fast, #furious, @jaybyrd, @MyM, @MyM..

janeh, Aelin, juneocallagh, Queenie, timothy21, Dhicky, 2schaa, JodieT, sarcasm_only and jaybyrd like this

I miss abe and tweetybird in Boldomatic :'(

Anyone knows where they are?

#abe, #tweetybird, #boldomatic, #miss

InfluenceNoise, timothy21, janeh, juneocallagh, 2schaa, dor1316, jaybyrd, Ms_Ntlebi, avant-garde and sarcasm_only like this

Join the new P.E.N.I.S foundation
(people encouraging niceness in society)

"P.E.N.I.S, it's not hard unless you make it that way"

#newnormal, #inspire, #penis, @jaybyrd, @MyM, @BinanCini, @juneocallagh, @Phylow5, @bobbybuileder, @merhaba

janeh, wickedpyxxie, shespeaks94, timothy21, merhaba, leah.kenyon, Qball, SandWydch, Phylow5, BinanCini and 10 others like this

I talk to like 1% of my contact list

janeh, juneocallagh, timothy21, HCA190701, seewtheardream, sarcasm_only, jaybyrd, JodieT and annairie like this

top view B
front view oo
side view b

Boob

#boob, #boobs, #boobies, #make, #sense

timothy21, janeh, juneocallagh, Dhicky, sarcasm_only, lindaann, pasquale85, meohmy, kiamisdeluxe, jaybyrd and 1 other like this

$* Ice Cream Will Never Friend zone \ You / \ / \ / \ / \,/$

#Icecream, #friendzone, #ice, #cream, @dor1316, @WordNerd, @BinanCini

timothy21, janeh, LASKYE, Aelin, juneocallagh, hatetoloveyou, peanutbutter11, sheymes, Blitz, seewtheardream and 17 others like this

If any guys ever breaks your heart, let me know so I can punch him in the face and get you some ice cream.

#icecream, #ice, #cream

timothy21, janeh, juneocallagh, seewtheardream, cooledpizza, Babs_77, swatchUSA, dor1316, Ms_Ntlebi, avant-garde and 1 other like this

Four of my girlfriends are cheating on me.

Those bitches ain't loyal!

#cheating, #loyal, #iykwim

timothy21, janeh, Aelin, A.M., Luenchen, sarcasm_only and Ms_Ntlebi like this

~Roses are red.

~True love is forever.

~Booty booty booty rockin' everywhere.

#loveforever, #ceylor, #truelove, #bootylicious

janeh, Dhicky, bigbat101, sarcasm_only and lindaann like this

~can I ask you one thing?

~sure...

~ok thanks...

janeh, ZeepBella, lindaann, Dhicky, sarcasm_only, DygytAlice and LindaLoo like this

Pregnant women look so happy. I wonder if they know that their vagina is going to be ripped open by a little fucker.

#birth, #pregnant, #vagina

janeh, timothy21, kakansson, SteveBob, StellaStella, HCA190701, sarcasm_only and GabiGabler like this

You know
what bitch? you were
born when
your mom
was shitting
in the toilet.

#birth, #toilet, #bitch

janeh, ZeepBella, HCA190701, sarcasm_only and GabiGabler like this

I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm an asshole, and I own that shit like a motherfucker.

#asshole

janeh, belma., timothy21, kakansson, HCA190701 and sarcasm_only like this

I used to wake up to cute texts. Now I just wake up to 100% battery.

janeh, timothy21, hazzmatt, Babygirl13, Dhicky, sarcasm_only and Torri22693 like this

If you accidentally make an eye contact with someone around the room that means they want to have a pokemon battle with you!

#myperspective

janeh, belma., Wilaus5000, SteveBob, Dhicky, chipdicks, lindaann and sarcasm_only like this

The only reason why people wear shades is
because it makes them look cooler.

#myperspective, #shades, #sunglasses

janeh, HCA190701, tablynne, lindaann, EllisDee53, Dhicky and sarcasm_only like this

Why does it feels so good to fart?

because I think happiness comes from within, right???

#myperspective, #fart, #happiness, @bobbybuilder:, @meohmy:

janeh, HCA190701, Dhicky, sarcasm_only, meohmy and bobbybuilder like this

My favorite type of exercise is running...

from responsibility

janeh, belma., timothy21, Dhicky, Endless, annairie, EllisDee53, dor1316, Deborah.A, anthonymangham and 2 others like this

I feel like
I dropped a baby off a cliff
When I close an important tab.

#baby, #, #tab, #browsing

janeh, Aelin, timothy21, Dhicky, StellaStella, juneocallagh, trunkenbold, sarcasm_only, annairie, DygytAlice and 1 other like this

How I talk :
25% swearing
25% sarcasm
50% a combination of both

#badhabits

janeh, Aelin, timothy21, Dhicky, EliseD, Babs_77, lindaann, trunkenbold, annairie, sarcasm_only and 1 other like this

I got 20 chicken nuggets
10 for me
and
10 for me

#badhabits

janeh, Dhicky, jesper_vdm, lindaann, trunkenbold, annairie, sarcasm_only, JodieT and Babygirl13 like this

No no,
It's fine,
I'll text myself back.

#badhabits

bold, that_edm_boy, ChrisRota, Floki, Shea, UserOne, Vandtastic, janeh, Aelin, timothy21 and 14 others like this

reposted by acctry, Viciouse31, Vandtastic and that_edm_boy

Quick Valentine's tip :
If your status is still single in the Valentine's day..

Kill someone then your status will be suspected.

#valentine, #valentine's, #tip, #pro

janeh, Aelin, Dhicky, HCA190701, BerlinGirl2014, sarcasm_only, TopNotch, lindaann, annairie and jaybyrd like this

girls always want you to fight for them, i signed up for a relationship not the army.

#relationshit

ellenicole, that_edm_boy, supermom, EmpressTygress, ChrisRota, Zariem, Floki, Shea, UserOne, Vandtastic and 21 others like this

reposted by Phylow5, Vandtastic and ChrisRota

I got cheated on and haven't believed what any girl has to say ever since.
my mom told me we were having pasta for dinner I said prove it.

#relationshit, @soyy

janeh, Aelin, PenSword72, annairie, meohmy, lindaann, seewtheardream, JodieT, Phylow5, pakorn_lam and 8 others like this

reposted by Phylow5

What's the difference between a northern fairytale & a southern fairytale?

A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."

A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."

Reposted from 2schaa

@jaybyrd

chrysti, janeh, Aelin, timothy21, Dhicky, edanus, onyx_kitty, seewtheardream, misterlab, oliviaschnee and 8 others like this

People are cruel
| II |
| II |
| II |
| II |
| II |
| II |
| V |
OTW TO FAIRYTOPIA

#fairytale, #fairytopia, #fairy

janeh, Dhicky, EllisDee53, onyx_kitty, annairie, jaybyrd and sarcasm_only like this

i hate how ur born out of nowhere forced to go 2 school then get a job n work endless hours like this isnt fair wat if i wanted to be a fairy?

#fairytale

janeh, timothy21, Dhicky, BerlinGirl2014, onyx_kitty, meohmy, jaybyrd, sarcasm_only and JodieT like this

Just a friendly daily reminder that you're ugly.

#reminder

muriel16, janeh, timothy21, Dhicky, onyx_kitty, annairie, jaybyrd, sarcasm_only and Luenchen like this

Side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows and music you don't watch or care about

janeh, StellaStella, seewtheardream, onyx_kitty, tablynne, PenSword72, Ms_Ntlebi, lindaann, Fountainhead, JodieT and 6 others like this

just dropped my new single

it's me

i'm single

#single

janeh, Dhicky, seewtheardream, meohmy, sarcasm_only and juneocallagh like this

Who wants to give up on Society and go live a jungle with me?

#jungle, #society

janeh, Sennexd, HCA190701, meohmy, onyx_kitty, anthonymangham, GabiGabler, JodieT, SandWydch, Phylow5 and 7 others like this

reposted by johnl1975

sells tainted and expired things and we love kwik-e-mart

#kwikemart

janeh, sarcasm_only, Dhicky, lindaann, juneocallagh and kfasheldon like this

the packaging looks very nice..
it's gonna end up in the trash bin anyway..

#packaging, #trashbin

janeh, sarcasm_only, 2schaa, Dhicky, lindaann, juneocallagh, kfasheldon, annairie and jaybyrd like this

You don't have issues..

You have subscription.

janeh, timothy21, Dhicky, sarcasm_only, meohmy, juneocallagh, JodieT and kfasheldon like this

I stick many warning signs in front of my room's door to prevent people to come in.

"(¬_¬!) what are you doing in here mom!?"

#breaktherules, #warning

janeh, Aelin, mademoiselle98, Demetrius, juneocallagh, kfasheldon, Ms_Ntlebi, sarcasm_only, Dhicky, PaolaChvz and 3 others like this

Doctors and scientists agree on the benefits of an afternoon nap,
yet still my boss thinks he knows better. Ridiculous.

#breaktherules, #nap

janeh, Aelin, timothy21, kakansson, StellaStella, ZeepBella, Demetrius, juneocallagh, JodieT, kfasheldon and 6 others like this

Water is the most essential element of life.
Without water you can't make coffe or beer.

#breaktherules, #water, #coffe#beer

janeh, edanus, juneocallagh, Interessant, kfasheldon, sarcasm_only, Dhicky, PaolaChvz, Luenchen, jaybyrd and 1 other like this

My last word are probably going to be
"wait what?"

#last, #word, #what

janeh, Aelin, StellaStella, juneocallagh, Belieber1994, sarcasm_only, anthonymangham, annairie, Ms_Ntlebi, kfasheldon and 1 other like this

What do you call a hooker at Christmas?

A frostitute.

janeh, Ms_Ntlebi, Demetrius, annairie, meohmy, juneocallagh, sarcasm_only and kfasheldon like this

Where can I get one of those Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton jobs? where they just kind of pay you to exist?
I'm tired of working bitch (-.-")

#working, #parishilton, #kimkardashia, #kimkardashian

LoveGottaStone, janeh, Aelin, hazzmatt, leo1, creatorbeats, sarcasm_only, juneocallagh, dor1316, Ms_Ntlebi and 4 others like this

I think everybody should have a retail job at some point in their life as it teaches you an ability that many people lack.

The ability to act like a polite and well-mannered human being no matter how much shit other people give you.

#working, #retail, #polite, #job

janeh, StellaStella, leo1, Dhicky, meohmy, aarond, Interessant, PurpleLuv, JodieT, jaybyrd and 3 others like this

Your grave: RIP

My grave: VIP

#grave, #RIP, #VIP, @TopNotch

janeh, Aelin, alexmarcos, leo1, sarcasm_only, Dhicky, juneocallagh, arttea, jjualnea, aarond and 3 others like this

reposted by aarond

"I'm not like most boys"

-Most Boys

#boys, #SoTrue

chrysti, StellaStella, alexmarcos, Gabbem, Phylow5, PenSword72, aubreyw, aarond, leo1, Demetrius and 10 others like this

Playlist:

1. All I want for christmas is you
2. Joy to the world
3. When christmas comes
4. O holy night
5. One child

#MariahCarey :)

#MariahCarey, #christmas, #songs, #playlist, #recomendended, @leo1

Ms_Ntlebi, daniel8a14, leo1, lindaann, kfasheldon, Luenchen, Dhicky, Babs_77, Aclyricpaint, JodieT and 1 other like this

my taste in music ranges from "you've gotta listen to this!!!" to "i know, don't
judge me"

#music, #taste

Cocii., tide, ChrisRota, UserOne, Vandtastic, desyr, Aelin, PenSword72, kakansson, Riki and 19 others like this

reposted by Vandtastic

In 1814 Women had no rights

In 1914 Women fought for some rights

In 2014 Women are always fucking right

#fakenews, @Babs_77, @juneocallagh, @binancini, #SoTrue

ninty-fresh, lonelywolf, marionnn, jessylynn, Sunshine123, ladiesman217, LASKYE, Aelin, daca7, Sparx_Fire and 52 others like this

reposted by aarond, aubreyw, leo1, GuyKaiser, reececonnor72, Boldomatic, Marcella, thunderthighs, i.am.Karlyn, rhinstrom and 17 others

Recent update of countries with the highest male population :

1. China

2. India

3. FriendZone

4. United States

5. Indonesia

#fakenews, #friendzone, #countries, #population

Orkid, Vandtastic, LASKYE, eag, Aelin, llamabat, sierra_xo, truthseeker57, Lebewesen_, alexmarcos and 33 others like this

reposted by aubreyw, rachelkisses, PurpleLuv, julian1921, truthseeker57, dizzybwaa and llamabat

CNN just said that the world is forty trillion dollars in debt.

who the fuck does the world owe???

fucking jupiter???

#fakenews, #CNN, #worldnews, #debt, @jaybyrd, @juneocallagh, @austinthought, @Ms_Ntlebi

ninty-fresh, Aelin, timothy21, Sparx_Fire, SteveBob, StellaStella, llamabat, Querencia, zohatariq, Lebewesen_ and 46 others like this

reposted by Miggy1995, leo1, DarkBlack, aarond, aubreyw, BinanCini, Phylow5, just-sharkly, ephy, llamabat and 1 other

I have abs................olutely nothing

#abs

Vandtastic, edanus, alexmarcos, beautiful, pakorn_lam, Aclyricpaint, Jessy89, ZackLee, SandWydch, aarond and 12 others like this

People come just to see our amazing Bolds without hitting like button.

#firstworldproblems, #therealproblem, #amazing, #bolds, #like

Vandtastic, ninty-fresh, kluwertje3, annemynn, rodriigodias, liv_i_am, Claudio, alexmarcos, BerlinGirl2014, pakorn_lam and 22 others like this

reposted by juneocallagh and uglyteen

The Walking Dead reminds you that other people would still be
your biggest problem even if most of them died.

#firstworldproblems, #TheWalkingDead, #died, #zombie, #people, #problem

Vandtastic, johndegroot, vinnyvon, alexmarcos, pakorn_lam, ZackLee, PenSword72, Rosella, juneocallagh, Jessy89 and 9 others like this

reposted by vinnyvon

I think as you grow older your christmas list gets smaller and the things you really want for the holidays can't be bought.

#firstworldproblems, #xmas, #christmas, #problem, @juneocallagh, @livelovetothink

Krisargent, janem803, chrysti, ninty-fresh, Authlander, ladiesman217, Kacy, truthseeker57, Jamille, blue-bumblebee and 37 others like this

reposted by daniel8a14, rhinstrom, swatchUSA, DarkBlack, mo___cca, makalapua, truthseeker57 and chrysti

The problem with some people is that they're breathing

#firstworldproblems, #people, #problem, @meohmy?

Dalie, Vandtastic, chrysti, Aelin, StellaStella, vinnyvon, lilleputte, BerlinGirl2014, ZackLee, Rosella and 13 others like this

reposted by TinaLittle and vinnyvon

There's something's missing inside this..

*pointingatmychest

Aelin, pakorn_lam, ZackLee, juneocallagh, Dhicky, Jessy89, BinanCini, Phylow5, SandWydch, Ms_Ntlebi and 6 others like this

I'm black..
I'm white..
and I'm asian..
so what!??

Imma panda bitch!

#Asian, #Black, #White, #racist

Aelin, pakorn_lam, ZackLee, juneocallagh, Jessy89, BinanCini, Phylow5, SandWydch, kfasheldon, leo1 and 3 others like this

Mom : How is your GPA this semester?

Me : The important thing is we have our health.

StellaStella, Phylow5, SandWydch, kfasheldon, HCA190701, A.M., mademoiselle98, juneocallagh, Dhicky, Ms_Ntlebi and 1 other like this

Women are supposed to be like butterflies, beautiful but hard to catch. not like mosquitos, annoying and easy to smash.

ChrisRota, UserOne, Vandtastic, beautiful, ZackLee, PenSword72, jjualnea, Rosella, Phylow5, SandWydch and 15 others like this

reposted by Vandtastic

Mom : your room is a mess.

Me : you should see my life.

Floki, StellaStella, beautiful, ZackLee, jjualnea, Rosella, Phylow5, SandWydch, mademoiselle98, luckygoeson and 8 others like this

^

< BOLDS >

v

Bolds at all directions.

#billboard

ZackLee, Phylow5, SandWydch, PenSword72, Ms_Ntlebi, juneocallagh, meohmy, Dhicky, daniel8a14, mademoiselle98 and 1 other like this

A guy that shaves his arms and legs probably shaves his vagina too.

#shave, #vagina, #lol

Floki, chrysti, Aelin, bobbybuilder, StellaStella, juneocallagh, Phylow5, SandWydch, leo1, mademoiselle98 and 4 others like this

Never trust a girl who doesn't fart. You never know what else she's holding back from you.

Aelin, beautiful, juneocallagh, Phylow5, SandWydch, Lirpae.., Pesca, mademoiselle98, meohmy, tala and 5 others like this

reposted by ellenicole

This beer tastes like I'm going to text you later...

Rosella, SandWydch, mademoiselle98, Ms_Ntlebi, juneocallagh, jano and Dhicky like this

As a college student my favorite words are
"free" and "cancelled".

SandWydch, mademoiselle98, HCA190701, Dhicky, jaybyrd, juneocallagh, sarcasm_only and makalapua like this

I just pumpkin love the pumpkin spice latte!

#pumpkin, @annairie

SandWydch, mademoiselle98, Dhicky, leo1, juneocallagh, annairie and sarcasm_only like this

People talk A-Z.

I talk F-U.

SandWydch, mademoiselle98, aubreyw, sarcasm_only, meohmy, juneocallagh, Babs_77, Dhicky and annairie like this

what
a
beautiful
day
to
insult
people

#insults, @juneocallagh

Aelin, SandWydch, mademoiselle98, aubreyw, Dhicky, leo1, creatorbeats, meohmy and juneocallagh like this

I don't ask for much in this friendship, don't be too sensitive bitch and have a sense of humor.

#insults, @juneocallagh

SandWydch, mademoiselle98, aubreyw, Dhicky, hazzmatt, meohmy and juneocallagh like this

Me: I know a gay guy that sounds like an owl.

Friend : Who?.......fuck you

#insults

perellano, Aelin, llamabat, StellaStella, ThisGuy, Axe2760, mademoiselle98, aubreyw, Dhicky, ellenicole and 5 others like this

reposted by llamabat and mark83

My way of flirting you is basically insulting you.

#insults

Aelin, gaelless, Lirpae.., mademoiselle98, aubreyw, hazzmatt, Dhicky, ellenicole, annairie, meohmy and 1 other like this

I hope a bird shits on your face, Bitch.

#insults

juneocallagh, mademoiselle98, liarsk, hazzmatt, cute_potato, Dhicky, annairie, schmidt99 and meohmy like this

Basically...

Your face pisses me off.

#insults

Aelin, ThisGuy, mademoiselle98, hazzmatt, Dhicky, annairie, schmidt99, meohmy and juneocallagh like this

I am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

#stress, #human

seewtheardream, mademoiselle98, leo1, ellenicole, Dhicky, beautifulqueen, naina_eyez, annairie, JodieT, tinamarie and 1 other like this

You're so fake Bitch, even China denied they made you.

#Bitch, #China

Aelin, seewtheardream, zohatariq, aehmpaeh, Dhicky, mademoiselle98, liarsk, ellenicole, peterlawhp, annairie and 6 others like this

Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... on tables, chairs, and... random people :))

Pesca, elle.c.trick, misterlab, juneocallagh, meohmy, Dhicky and annairie like this

I'm verbally abusive to everyone I love.

#love, #abusive, @annairie

ellenicole, JodieT, crishoni4280, Dhicky and annairie like this

Earphone with the right music.

You either forget everything or you remember everything.

#wudtek, #woodies, @annairie

soene, timtomdan, Ms_Ntlebi, annairie, meohmy, JodieT and Dhicky like this

Music + Earphone.

The best place to hide.

#wudtek, #woodies

aussi-girl90, swatchUSA, timtomdan, Ms_Ntlebi, annairie, mehr, Dhicky and meohmy like this

What if everytime you yawn, a ghost put his dick in your mouth?

kakansson, arttea, 4me2know, Dhicky, LeeDurham, udid, naughtynicci, tablynne, PaolaChvz, tinamarie and 2 others like this

reposted by kiamisdeluxe

You can't say "happiness" without "penis".

Lirpae.., 4me2know, Dhicky, beautifulqueen, tinamarie, leah.kenyon, Gabbem, GabiGabler and meohmy like this

CNN just said that the world is forty trillion dollars in debt.
who the fuck does the world owe?

fucking jupiter?

#fakenews, #debt, #CNN, #worldnews, @magicalwordsforyou

magicalwordsforyou, swatchUSA, Jessy89, BinanCini, DhickyCarey, Phylow5, SandWydch, leo1, Kons7ant, peterlawhp and 9 others like this

My chicken go to KFC just to see chicken strip.

ellenicole, cluv1, Dhicky, annairie, JodieT and lise11 like this

Can't spell slut without U, bitch.

@annairie, #Insult

Aelin, kristineel, liarsk, soniii20, Dhicky, hazzmatt, meohmy, JodieT, udid and annairie like this

Who invented hugs? I mean the first hug would have been sooo awkward. "What are you doing, why are you holding me???"
"Shhh just trust me."

@ALL

Aelin, arttea, leo1, 4me2know, cute_potato, udid, itsdandeleon, kj55, Gabbem, Babs_77 and 6 others like this

reposted by cute_potato

If I dont respond to ur insult it means what I wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let u live.

#wanted, #Insults

Omkar14, liarsk, cute_potato, itsdandeleon, peterlawhp, meohmy, annairie, abe, Gabbem and Dhicky like this

All I need is to sleep enough, but when I do, It's still not enough.

#wanted, @abe, @willfollowu

StellaStella, leo1, dor1316, wilfollowu, meohmy, naina_eyez, swatchUSA, abe, Gabbem, Ms_Ntlebi and 3 others like this

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Mom : The spider is more scared of you than you are of it!

Me : Are u fucking sure?

ChrisRota, Vandtastic, chrysti, Aelin, Strava, jjualnea, cute_potato, hazzmatt, xxmari823xx, MeMyselfAnd..I and 13 others like this

reposted by rachelkisses, paulaxox, paulaxox, llamabat, Vandtastic and ImperctGirl

I hate people who enter my room when my show is on & start talking.

what is wrong with u!? who the fuck raised u! you're an anima! leave my house!

ellenicole, Dhicky, tinamarie, Ms_Ntlebi, abe, creatorbeats, meohmy, soene and wilfollowu like this

"Why do you always wear black?"

Cause I'm ready for your funeral Bitch!

#brutalhonesty, #Insults

perellano, Aelin, zohatariq, catmilkempire, Lebewesen_, liarsk, udid, lise11, Gabbem, creatorbeats and 7 others like this

Don't be ashamed of who you are.

That's your parents job.

#brutalhonesty, #Insults, #SoTrue

Krisargent, bold, VelvetOutlet, .hafunny, Lulu061680, chrysti, ninty-fresh, writetoparty, savagefiend, lonelywolf and 72 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, timmer, mukuldeep47, meerkaat, AdamC, aikspot, jackchong, smokingdoc, i.am.Karlyn, jennk144 and 20 others

You're as annoying as that app that turns sideways when I lay down.

#brutalhonesty

Krisargent, Andromenadda, janem803, Orkid, Vandtastic, harlequina, Lieutenant, ninty-fresh, eyck, Authlander and 127 others like this

reposted by kiamisdeluxe, moneyreefer, blessed913, tweetybird, Boldomatic, truthseeker57, sahjay1978, registerplx, cute_potato, cocoandsilk and 7 others

Telling me I'm gonna go to hell for my sins isn't gonna take you to heaven.

perellano, chrysti, Lieutenant, Aelin, kakansson, seewtheardream, Lirpae.., liarsk, 4me2know, Dhicky and 7 others like this

Thinking of your ex before going to sleep?
Or...
Having a midnight snack before going to sleep?

*You choose.

#midnightsnack

pbandjella, Dhicky, leo1, Ms_Ntlebi, PaolaChvz, abe and mariechen_xo like this

My super power? I can turn Alcohol into regret

chrysti, aleksnom, Lirpae.., 4me2know, cluv1, udid, Dhicky, leo1, meohmy, Ms_Ntlebi and 3 others like this

reposted by traci1967

Ladies, if a guy takes more selfies than you do...run.

Aelin, beautiful, ellenicole, saira, Dhicky, leo1, Gabbem, meohmy, Ms_Ntlebi, abe and 2 others like this

reposted by cute_potato

The good thing about listening to a new song is that it doesn't remind you of any MOTHERFUCKER

#motherfucker, #bold

Aelin, leo1, meohmy, Ms_Ntlebi, abe, PaolaChvz, GabiGabler, Dhicky and WordNerd like this

I eat organic. Smoke cigarettes. Damn yeahhh!!!

@abe

Campo, leo1, meohmy, Ms_Ntlebi, abe and annairie like this

Why do fat boys have sexy girlfriend? Because sixpack boys have hot boyfriends.

#Bold, #Irony, #haha, #SoTrue

caro3596, whipssmarts, jessylynn, Vandtastic, ladiesman217, LASKYE, Nina41602123, Aelin, UserOne, perellano and 27 others like this

reposted by shadashawn, invalid, cluv1, Phylow5, SoftballLover, MCHOPEgallon, NEBRASKA, loredanabuju5 and alexandregui

May be Insomnia is the pay back for all the naps you refused to take as a child.

#bold

Vandtastic, chrysti, yenti, LASKYE, StellaStella, BerlinGirl2014, arttea, kj55, juneocallagh, ellenicole and 12 others like this

reposted by juneocallagh

Soon as your ex see's how happy you are, they wanna hit you with that "I miss you" shit.

Aelin, aussi-girl90, liarsk, leo1, creatorbeats, naina_eyez, Gabbem, Dhicky, foenix, abe and 3 others like this

reposted by juneocallagh

Leave the past behind, smile everyday and never wear underwear. I don't know. Inspirational bolds are hard.

#bold, #inspiration

kakansson, StellaStella, leo1, creatorbeats, Gabbem, Dhicky, supermom, abe, makalapua and meohmy like this

Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life. lol

Aelin, kakansson, Lirpae.., ellenicole, leo1, abe, Dhicky, Gabbem, meohmy and tweetybird like this

The rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny

#moral, #boss, #bossess, #jokes, #funny

Vandtastic, jessylynn, swatchUSA, Jessy89, pakorn_lam, yenti, ZackLee, SandWydch, Phylow5, BinanCini and 24 others like this

reposted by sandralee, Wilma92, fisherman, truthseeker57, Jessy89, BinanCini, khadimk and jessylynn

I'm not surprised to see fake people everyday. But to see the real them is!

#fake

meohmy, GabiGabler, Babs_77, Dhicky, leo1 and tweetybird like this

"Truth or Dare?"

"OR."

game over...

#truthordare

Vandtastic, LASKYE, Aelin, PenSword72, hallowelt, timtomdan, leo1, cluv1, Babs_77, Dhicky and 15 others like this

reposted by sohacosm, nash, avant-garde, invalid, GuyKaiser and fisherman

You're so close like my shadow but I can't touch you.

#love, #shadow, #unrequited

leo1 and tweetybird like this

Mariah Carey has inspired many singers in the world. #fact

leo1, Dhicky and tweetybird like this

Aha! you mess with the right person.

tweetybird likes this

I'm new here, need followers, It's a cool app! Boldomatic

#boldomatic, #newcomer, @Ms_Ntlebi, #billboard

timothy21, pasquale85, swatchUSA, kj55, leo1, PaolaChvz, Babs_77, Dhicky, foenix and tweetybird like this

reposted by tweetybird, BoldifyMe and BoldifyMe

I don't always rude. Sometimes I eat and sleep.

#rude, #sarcasm, #funny

leo1 and tweetybird like this

Remember! You have two hands just in case one middle finger is not enough.

#middlefinger, #fuck, #remember

perellano, Vandtastic, chrysti, LASKYE, Aelin, timothy21, Strava, Convo_Ray, tablynne, udid and 9 others like this

Don't judge the book by its cover unless the book is a fucking annoying bitch who needs to be high fived in the face with a chair.

#bitch, #highfive, #book, #cover

leo1 and tweetybird like this

I hate arguing but I hate holding the sh*t in.

PenSword72, Dhicky, cute_potato and tweetybird like this

reposted by cute_potato

I dont owe anyone any explanations for why I do the shit I do.

dor1316, leo1, Babs_77, tweetybird and bold like this