2schaa's Posts

A wise man once posted nothing.

#nothing, #wise, #wiseman

juliettebravo, AndSheCame, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, buzzielizzy and MyM like this

#seen

juliettebravo, AndSheCame, BG_r, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, buzzielizzy and MyM like this

She likes him.
He likes her. Everyone knows. Except them.

#truthbomb

buzzielizzy, JMBis, DeanFlumiani, petegutz2, bold, hey.its.mira, perellano, d1d1d1, DonSpaccafurnu, eulekauzig and 15 others like this

#wandering, #game

buzzielizzy, Sherry89, CurrentNobody and crafty like this

A real SMART TV will start raising it's volume when you start eating chips.

#smart, #tv, #chips

JMBis, Ms.Turtle, Floki, dor1316, Ziya, kenwats, Luca.Cheers, eulekauzig, fruitgarden, blackboxmagic and 11 others like this

Less human
more
being.

#human

DeanFlumiani, crafty, varshikar, bold, erikvisser, projecto, misterlab, CurrentNobody, MyM, petegutz2 and 1 other like this

Why do people say "hashtag" out loud, question mark.

#hashtag

RulesOfLife, dor1316, EssayLandscape, crafty, CityCharacter, satan, ThoughtBoy and sarcaSM like this

Do Nots
or
Do Nuts?

#DoNots

crafty, fuzuku, ChrisRota, EmpressTygress, CityCharacter and Campo like this

If you think buying condoms is awkward,
try returning them.

#condoms, #awkward, @MyM

DeanFlumiani, iam_diran, prayer, eulekauzig, ChrisRota, busylizzie, Kush_Le, Orkid, springfire, MyM and 9 others like this

reposted by karlokoenig

When people hate you, hold your head high
& your finger higher.

#hate, #finger

eulekauzig, MyM, kenwats, misterlab, mediadeo, heidierdbeer, UserOne, Drakonan, petegutz2, crafty and 1 other like this

Well, to be frank,
I'd have to change my name.

#name

H.Z.Basira, crafty, dor1316, eulekauzig, 2schaa, fart, sebatl, hey.its.mira, misterlab, Sasquatchprime and 6 others like this

To the person who stole my antidepressants..

I hope you're happy now!!!

#happy

Ms.Turtle, dor1316, springfire, chipdicks, ZeepBella, crafty, misterlab, projecto, UserOne, eulekauzig and 2 others like this

So they say that having too much sex can cause memory loss, which is just a little something I seem to remember reading in a Rolling Stone magazine once on page 64 paragraphs 3 through 5 while sitting on a park bench October 14th 2002 at 3:46pm.

#sex, #memoryloss

dor1316, sebatl, crafty, fuzuku, erikvisser, prlann, BoldDelight, UserOne, dijana84, juliettebravo and 5 others like this

Have you ever noticed the irony behind “hyphenated” & “non-hyphenated”?

#irony

dor1316, crafty, prlann, UserOne, juliettebravo, eulekauzig, GreatSmile and jazz23 like this

I have a confection to make.

#cupcake

dor1316, crafty, Viciouse31, UserOne, annemarit, ThoughtBoy, Fionacatherine, MyM, jmb and busylizzie like this

"Hi, I'm here to ruin your social life"

Social media

#socialmedia

BG_r, crafty, fuzuku, Hank-the-knife, UserOne, annemarit, KnightofSIAL, MyM and busylizzie like this

Everything happens for a season.

#ephemeral

POPPABEAR, dor1316, eulekauzig, jmb, springfire, karlokoenig, UserOne, juliettebravo, BoldDelight, ThoughtBoy and 4 others like this

Becoming
an expert in Idontgiveafuckology.

#fuckology

eulekauzig, VesFlawless, jmb, Stig300, dijana84, Mr_Kirkwood, Fionacatherine, UserOne, ThoughtBoy, ChrisRota and 5 others like this

reposted by dijana84

#boring

crafty and beingme like this

The feed is silent but my mind is so loud.

#ThinkingOutLoud

eulekauzig, busylizzie, crafty and springfire like this

Lying in bed, listening to the Doors.

I really should oil the hinges.

#ThinkingOutLoud

Krisargent, Ms.Turtle, dor1316, eulekauzig, crafty, Fionacatherine, siouxz, springfire, busylizzie, m_R_s and 6 others like this

reposted by misterlab

Its better to go out drinkin, than to stay home thinkin...

#ThinkingOutLoud

crafty, UserOne, misterlab, Vandtastic and jmb like this

Somewhere in Nigeria there's a prince who's depressed because nobody takes his emails seriously.

#scam, #email

crafty, dor1316, perellano, Ziya, MyM, CityCharacter, karlokoenig, iam_diran, beingme, UserOne and 2 others like this

Sincerely yours,

Fakely.

#fakely

crafty, Ziya, SourceBlack, MyM and beingme like this

#holduourhorses

juneocallagh, SourceBlack, crafty, UserOne, misterlab, ThoughtBoy, MyM, Goatsarefunny, InfluenceNoise, beingme and 1 other like this

Man is it hot outside. Unfortunately, I didn't take a screenshot of the temperature, nor did I take a picture of my dashboard thermometer so you're just going to have to take my word for it.

#hot, #temperature, #useless

eulekauzig, jmb, SourceBlack, crafty, UserOne, ThoughtBoy, MyM, Goatsarefunny, iam_diran and beingme like this

Holy shit!
Is this really you?

Campo, Math_ilda, Ziya, UserOne, crafty, beingme, Convo_Ray and eulekauzig like this

#lessless

crafty likes this

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I'm camping,
I won't be covered.

#coverage, #camping, #insurance

Ms.Turtle, CurrentNobody, dor1316, atheist, bold, locupleto, Stig300, juneocallagh, iam_diran, eulekauzig and 9 others like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

*Opens box of cereal*

We have updated our Privacy Policy.

sharedworkspace.co.nz

#GDPR

jmb, locupleto, crafty, ilgatto, -Juliane-, Fabriciuz, juliettebravo, prubton, perellano, dor1316 and 19 others like this

reposted by invalid and Boldomatic

All mommy wanted was a
back rub.

#born

juneocallagh, dor1316, misterlab, crafty, eulekauzig and lindaann like this

I love Chinese food as much as the next guy, but you'll never convince me a chicken fried this rice.

#nonsense

fuzyfixr, crafty, dor1316, Goatsarefunny, irisexam, Bettydent, hmiyazaki, swatchUSA, bold, petegutz2 and 7 others like this

reposted by GeneratedName and hmiyazaki

“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work,”

Thomas Edison

sharedworkspace.co.nz

#opportunity

dor1316, jmb, crafty, iam_diran, eulekauzig, UserOne, MyM and ChrisRota like this

Yes,
turd,
day
was
good.

#yes

crafty, Andromenadda and beingme like this

Secret to succeed in life is learning to live with what you have, work hard to get what you need & work even harder to get what you want.

sharedworkspace.co.nz

dor1316, Orkid, perellano, iam_diran, eulekauzig, MyM, jmb, Hank-the-knife, ChrisRota, crafty and 2 others like this

Like this post if you have already spent your daylight savings.

#broke

Stig300, heidierdbeer, Andromenadda, UserOne, SourceBlack, juneocallagh, arxvis, InfluenceNoise, Authlander, kenwats and 1 other like this

The older I get the earlier it gets late.

#older, #bolder

dor1316, bold, Campo, heidierdbeer, misterlab, UserOne, SourceBlack, juneocallagh, InfluenceNoise, arxvis and 4 others like this

After the doctor left the exam room from my prostate exam. The nurse came in with three words I didn't want to hear.

"Who was that?"

#whowasthat?, #three, #words

comanzatara, dor1316, KnightofSIAL, SourceBlack, Drakonan, albiin, Stig300, ZeepBella, ChrisRota, littlekitty69 and 12 others like this

reposted by Sasquatchprime, MissInk and adamf303

There are two types of alcoholics in the world: those who know when the liquor store closes, and those who know when it opens.

#alcoholics

jmb, dor1316, SourceBlack, IfAnimal, crafty, heidierdbeer, Hank-the-knife, Lirpae.., Fionacatherine, locupleto and 9 others like this

Any yawn can be a surprise blowjob if you're fast enough.

#justsaying, #yawn, #blowjob

janem803, dor1316, IfAnimal, crafty, iranickarma, Fionacatherine, MMNK, UserOne, InfluenceNoise and ChrisRota like this

I lost everything I never had.

So happy now!

#thankful, #truth

visorvice, perellano, phuamaxx, bold, ChrisRota, Viciouse31, iam_diran, UserOne, MyM, Fionacatherine and 9 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

I had
too much
of you.

#enough

ChrisRota, MonoGate, Vandtastic, Campo, Viciouse31, anca, crafty, tide, mone_ha, ZeepBella and 5 others like this

reposted by anca and Viciouse31

Love,
fuck and pregnancy.

#realitybites

dor1316, anca, UserOne, crafty, juneocallagh and FrankFilocamo like this

I'm sorry.
I love you.

#notag

dor1316, ChrisRota, Math_ilda, hopeless36, mone_ha, juneocallagh, InfluenceNoise, erin.desmond, MyM, crafty and 4 others like this

End of my posts

meohmy, crafty, JodieT, locupleto, FrankFilocamo and UserOne like this

This place is running on handful of bolders.

#truth

Deborah.A, locupleto, tide, prubton, Ziya, albiin, juneocallagh, dor1316, juliettebravo, petegutz2 and 11 others like this

reposted by DarkBlack

#smiley

locupleto, UserOne, meohmy, crafty, phuamaxx, Sunshine123, GreatSmile and eulekauzig like this

A
NETFLIX FILM
could be full of shit.

misterlab, meohmy, crafty, JodieT, Sunshine123 and GreatSmile like this

Your
Place
or
Mine?

#simple, #question

POPPABEAR, ThoughtBoy, nash, meohmy, crafty, jaybyrd, MyM and ChrisRota like this

#5wordstory

ladypoetica, erikvisser, petegutz2, Campo, phuamaxx, dor1316, MyM, JodieT, sarcaSM, jaybyrd and 2 others like this

I think I'm approaching my "Best before" date.

#bestbefore, #expiry

CurrentNobody, KnightofSIAL, jmb, Stig300, sss63, Ziya, perellano, visorvice, ajsmom, Drakonan and 23 others like this

reposted by FightClub, visorvice and CurrentNobody

What number SPF blocks people?

#5wordstory, #people, #blocker

theshrinkette, mone_ha, Dave, laxkhat, swatchUSA, petegutz2, moonlight7788, Ziya, juneocallagh, Vandtastic and 11 others like this

reposted by swatchUSA

Which nipple does the red jumper cable go
on again?

#nipple, #jumpstart

dor1316, crafty, jaybyrd, meohmy, beingme, InfluenceNoise and UserOne like this

Since everyone
is complaining about how much information people share here via their posts...
I just wanted you all to know...
I have the hiccups.

#hiccups, #toomany

CurrentNobody, erikvisser, Drakonan, meohmy, misterlab, jaybyrd, karlokoenig, MyM, juliettebravo, ChrisRota and 3 others like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

At the end of the day is the end of the day.

#end, #day

petegutz2, moonlight7788, eulekauzig, Juli7, misterlab, SourceBlack, dor1316, jaybyrd, crafty, EmpressTygress and 8 others like this

reposted by Hannah69 and adamf303

Allowing yourself to
be vulnerable is the biggest
show of strength.

#showtime

Andromenadda, Orkid, eulekauzig, SourceBlack, iam_diran, Ziya, dor1316, crafty, JodieT, karlokoenig and 10 others like this

reposted by PueppiRazza

What's long &
hard & loves to screw you?

#life

SourceBlack, Viciouse31, iam_diran, dor1316, GreatSmile, UserOne, beingme, locupleto and jaybyrd like this

reposted by Viciouse31

Keeps getting dirty voice-mails from unknown numbers.
If it's you..
Send more.

#dirty, #vm

SourceBlack, iam_diran, dor1316, GreatSmile, misterlab, UserOne, beingme, jazz23 and jaybyrd like this

How much time has to pass before grave robbing is considered archaeology?

#archaeology, #seriously, #grave

ydgupta, meohmy, Redick, Vandtastic, erikvisser, Viciouse31, Stig300, UserOne, siouxz, EmpressTygress and 9 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31 and Redick

Honestly, it's not the way I look that reveals my age. It's my use of complete sentences, proper grammar and spelling when I post.

#age, @crafty

iam_diran, dor1316, ThoughtBoy, streetmedic, UserOne, BoldDelight, FrankFilocamo, Ziya and crafty like this

The longer I stay at home.

The more homeless looking I look.

#homeless

busylizzie, ChrisRota, wizeoldsoul, meohmy, eboy, DwayneM, karlokoenig, MSHU, tide, Fabriciuz and 25 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, hmiyazaki, timmer, karlokoenig, eulekauzig and sawei

I'm writing a love poem called "Put the Dishes in the Dishwasher, But Not Like That".

#love, #poem, #dishwasher

prubton, Krisargent, eulekauzig, jmb, aniasmum, IfAnimal, dor1316, Fionacatherine, ThoughtBoy, streetmedic and 9 others like this

reposted by ChrisRota, Harrumble, SirenadeX and eulekauzig

I want
to break freak.
Even!

#freak, @crafty

2schaa, anca, crafty, InfluenceNoise, JodieT, sosoandso, juneocallagh and lyfe like this

Not the same place as it used to be.

Dying rapidly.

#boldomatic

crafty, InfluenceNoise, juneocallagh, jaybyrd and Ziya like this

Some of the best decisions I've ever made involved me clicking cancel instead of post.

#unbold, @jaybyrd

ydgupta, bold, Viciouse31, Fionacatherine, dor1316, BoldDelight, Hank-the-knife, Ziya, misterlab, UserOne and 8 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

Today I did nothing,
I will continue tomorrow doing nothing
as I am
NOT a quitter.

#quitter

KnightofSIAL, Viciouse31, ClaoDom, anca, Fionacatherine, erikvisser, swatchUSA, Ziya, perellano, eulekauzig and 19 others like this

reposted by MissInk and Viciouse31

My panic room is a walk-in beer cooler at the liquor store.

#beer, #panic

neve.b, misterlab, Fionacatherine, InfluenceNoise, ZeepBella, KnightofSIAL, dor1316, ChrisRota, jaybyrd, crafty and 7 others like this

reposted by Sasquatchprime

My new years resolution
is to try to actually
finish someth

#resolution, #newyear

eulekauzig, Ms.Turtle, anca, JodieT, Kabaum, crafty, Campo, perellano, MupfinSmiley, Stig300 and 18 others like this

reposted by Sasquatchprime and Campo

Hippy
knew
cheer!

crafty, Fionacatherine, EmpressTygress, beingme, juneocallagh, FutureFeel and wizeoldsoul like this

Some of us live thousands of miles away from the majority of our relatives & can't be with them for the holidays. But don't be jealous.

#relatives, #holidays

dor1316, KnightofSIAL, UserOne, beingme, MyM, crafty, juneocallagh, ZeepBella, janem803, wizeoldsoul and 4 others like this

NO PRESSURE

NO PLEASURE

#pleasure

ChrisRota, Viciouse31, Drakonan, Iliya-Hk, shanncy, misterlab, KnightofSIAL, juneocallagh, MyM, JodieT and 9 others like this

reposted by catalonia, adamf303, Viciouse31 and ajsmom

You follow instructions very well...
are you married?

#married

Angel_19, dor1316, KnightofSIAL, crafty, -Juliane-, misterlab, heidierdbeer, janem803 and jaybyrd like this

I have a belly button. That is all.

#random

crafty, Campo, bobbybuilder, beingme, atheist, jaybyrd, FutureFeel, niniel, satan, crackbuttjoe and 1 other like this

Will you marry me?
= A marriage proposal.

Will, you, Mary, me?
= A foursome inquiry.

#foursome

BIN1DA, sophh, Hank-the-knife, Moon-D, GS17, misterlab, flipflap, Fionacatherine, jaybyrd, janem803 and 3 others like this

reposted by adamf303

Don't sweat the petty things & don't pet the sweaty things.

#petty, #sweaty, @crafty

Angel_19, UserOne, FutureFeel, juneocallagh, GS17, misterlab, wizeoldsoul, Vandtastic, InfluenceNoise and crafty like this

reposted by adamf303

Pumpkin for sale!
[slightly used]

#pumpkin

Campo, sophh, juneocallagh, InfluenceNoise, Drakonan, UserOne and crafty like this

The trouble with living alone is that it's always my turn to do dishes.

#alone, #dishes

mahdiasli, karlokoenig, ZeepBella, ChrisRota, juliettebravo, Sherry89, hallowelt, QuestionWoman, eutateus, eulekauzig and 13 others like this

reposted by anca and adamf303

If it does not blow,
it sucks!

#truth, @MyM

ChrisRota, SourceBlack, crafty, dor1316, heidierdbeer, UserOne, MyM, MMNK, juneocallagh, stefan_noth and 1 other like this

Posting feels great unless you compare it to not posting.

#outofsight

crafty, KosmicKarma, misterlab, Shea, jaybyrd, MyM, Sunshine123 and Authlander like this

Sometimes my attention span is shorter than a gold fish crackers are delicious.

#giveafuck

crafty, KosmicKarma, UserOne, Bhuvii, streetmedic, dijana84, meohmy, jaybyrd, janem803, misterlab and 4 others like this

What kind of ex will this person be?

#1stdate

crafty, KosmicKarma, juerg.buehler, Campo, matthias310, BiteSenior, Fionacatherine, MyM, mone_ha, Shea and 9 others like this

reposted by FrankTheTank

At the
end of
the day
she
loves
me.

#love, #at, #night

crafty, KosmicKarma, Fionacatherine, Demetrius, Shea, misterlab, JodieT, janem803, dor1316, juneocallagh and 2 others like this

Why is it called Boob Sweat & not Humiditties?

#sweat, #boobs

crafty, KosmicKarma, siouxz, Campo, Bettydent, misterlab, UserOne, Fionacatherine, prubton, jaybyrd and 6 others like this

reposted by FrankTheTank

What the hell were you thinking?

crafty, KosmicKarma, Fionacatherine, UserOne, jaybyrd, Shea, meohmy, phuamaxx, petegutz2, MyM and 2 others like this

Add one more thing to my plate & I will break the plate over your head.

#stressedout

KosmicKarma, Fionacatherine, Shea, meohmy, mars118, UserOne, Sunshine123, lindaann and juneocallagh like this

A fine is a tax for doing wrong.

A tax is a fine for doing well.

#taxman, #curse, #tax

KosmicKarma, adamf303, dor1316, GetShitDone, Shea, misterlab, meohmy, ummar, UserOne, JodieT and 3 others like this

reposted by Sasquatchprime and adamf303

Love at first fight.

#funandgames

GS17, -juliettebravo, Shea, MaximumPoet, misterlab, phuamaxx, UserOne, JodieT, ChrisRota, BiteSenior and 6 others like this

Has anyone seen the movie Constipated?

No?

That's because it hasn't come out yet.

#constipated

ChrisRota, Shea, SourceBlack, meohmy, blackboxmagic, CleoBe, lindaann, MyM, Stokn, juneocallagh and 3 others like this

Lets start again,
push the home button.

#homestories

SourceBlack, purplechill, Fionacatherine, atheist, prubton, ChrisRota, Campo, swatchUSA, misterlab, dor1316 and 10 others like this

This vodka is the best.

[Spiritual Guide]

#vodka, #spirit, #guide

Shea, dor1316, ellenicole, phuamaxx, jaybyrd, PueppiRazza, juneocallagh, niemo, katiebold and Sunshine123 like this

11:55
Hands up!

#1155

misterlab, MyM, DygytAlice, Shea, Fionacatherine, UserOne, jussayin and meohmy like this

To make things go faster lets just assume I don't give a fuck anymore.

#assume

GS17, Denise., mone_ha, reshie.moore, stefan_noth, misterlab, juliettebravo, tommyt, Sasquatchprime, Shea and 7 others like this

reposted by wellwuteven

Your awareness is slower than a stampede of turtles marching through peanut butter!

jobfeed.co.nz

#buzz

janem803, stefan_noth, misterlab, joha97, Shea, JodieT, UserOne, Vandtastic, MyM, dor1316 and 3 others like this

orderly.co.nz

#poimt, #taken, #understood

janem803, juneocallagh, emiledi77, Shea, Angel_19, jaybyrd, jussayin, UserOne, EmpressTygress, meohmy and 1 other like this

jobfeed.co.nz

#vestige

juneocallagh, eulekauzig, emiledi77, Shea, schnudelhupf, jussayin, EmpressTygress, meohmy, FrankFilocamo and heidierdbeer like this

Nuns 'n' Moses.

laundered.co.nz

juneocallagh, Shea, dor1316, UserOne, SourceBlack, Hank-the-knife, JodieT, jaybyrd, MyM and josefibbla like this

Some of the posts are not meant for anyone.

orderly.co.nz

janem803, juneocallagh, Shea, BerlinGirl2014, dor1316, heidierdbeer, UserOne, fuzuku, phuamaxx, SourceBlack and 5 others like this

May your
bed seduces you.

#bed, #prayer

janem803, Shea, memorize, muriel99, projecto, JodieT, juneocallagh, eutateus, ZeepBella, meohmy and 1 other like this

The less you want the more you get.

#what?

SourceBlack, juneocallagh, rakragans, heidierdbeer, erikvisser, tide, Shea, eutateus, Hank-the-knife, AceFuture and 5 others like this

The more you want the less you get.

#love, #respect, #money, #whatelse?

juneocallagh, rakragans, heidierdbeer, misterlab, Shea, eutateus, AceFuture, JodieT, MyM, hallowelt and 1 other like this

At the
end of
the day,
the day
ends.

#day

janem803, UserOne, juneocallagh, locupleto, misterlab, dor1316, Juli7, hallowelt, IfAnimal, Fionacatherine and 7 others like this

Lets make love, babies, parents, grandparents, great grandparents.
Lets make love.

#love

ymelrose, Ziya, juneocallagh, dor1316, Juli7, ZeepBella, jaybyrd, Shea, UserOne, MyM and 2 others like this

Without nipples, boobs would be pointless.

#boobs

janem803, ymelrose, prayer, juneocallagh, misterlab, tommyt, dor1316, ottokalvela, ZeepBella, jaybyrd and 6 others like this

Share your love with me.

laundered.co.nz

#love

janem803, juneocallagh, ChrisRota, UserOne, Shea, Vandtastic, meohmy and MyM like this

What's bothering you today?

orderly.co.nz

#laundry

janem803, mikedot, ZarellaMe, UserOne, Vandtastic, meohmy, MyM, swatchUSA and Shea like this

I only sneeze to find polite people.

#sneeze, #polite, #sonar

hahamia, erikvisser, Davidmayhem, FakeBlood, Hank-the-knife, Shea, MyM, meohmy, eutateus, UserOne and 2 others like this

I'm trying to give up sexual innuendos. But it's hard........so hard......

#sexual, #innuendos

janem803, Fionacatherine, misterlab, Shea, MyM, meohmy, UserOne, ZarellaMe and allizdog like this

DO THE RIGHT THING.

Don't Fuck!

#right, #thing, #fuck

janem803, Vandtastic, bimbolimbo, juneocallagh, eutateus, MyM, misterlab, kenwats, Shea, meohmy and 3 others like this

#posts, #no, #more

dor1316, idiomatic, Campo, Fionacatherine, MyM, lyfe, EmpressTygress, petegutz2 and Shea like this

I just
badly need someone to make me smile right now.

#smile, #wanted, @UserOne

roosterbear, Vandtastic, misterlab, Davidmayhem, MyM, eutateus, VamosBarca, UserOne, idiomatic, kenwats and 8 others like this

#die, #pissed

ButchGy, ZarellaMe, Vandtastic, Floki, Viciouse31, purplechill, supermom, juneocallagh, JodieT, idiomatic and 6 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

#readonly

Viciouse31, supermom, ZarellaMe, Shea, PaxtonTheGoat, phuamaxx, juneocallagh, ZeepBella, idiomatic and meohmy like this

reposted by Viciouse31

It didn't make me stronger.

So, I died.

janem803, supermom, dor1316, phuamaxx, tide, Shea, UserOne, JodieT, idiomatic, meohmy and 4 others like this

Your comments are sheer humbug.

Just HUSH.

#hypocrite

iranickarma, supermom, dor1316, misterlab, UserOne, idiomatic, Shea, JodieT, meohmy, FrankFilocamo and 2 others like this

Damned if I do, damned if I don't.

#hypocrite

janem803, Vandtastic, Viciouse31, Hank-the-knife, supermom, dor1316, phuamaxx, idiomatic, Shea, JodieT and 5 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

Hello, Kettle. This is Pot. You're black.

#hypocrite

supermom, dor1316, SourceBlack, idiomatic, Shea, UserOne, JodieT, meohmy, FrankFilocamo, juneocallagh and 1 other like this

To Whom It May Concern
FUCK OFF

#fuckoff

WhitneePalmer, Gazzac35, BerlinGirl2014, phuamaxx, Viciouse31, Fionacatherine, drjgelb, Vandtastic, chloe.eleanor, visorvice and 19 others like this

reposted by zoner, MissInk, sannekke, jmelri, jmelri, visorvice and Viciouse31

It's time to be happy without you.

#happy

janem803, mars118, heidierdbeer, supermom, Shea, EmpressTygress, idiomatic, Pesca, juneocallagh, MyM and 4 others like this

Your lust is read-only.

#readonly

supermom, FrankFilocamo, lindaann, misterlab, -Juliane-, EmpressTygress, idiomatic, meohmy, jaybyrd and Shea like this

Unleash
your pussy.

#mind, #it

janem803, idiomatic, schnudelhupf, Davidmayhem, FrankFilocamo, lindaann, meohmy, Shea and jaybyrd like this

#way, #too, #strong

idiomatic, schnudelhupf, FrankFilocamo, lindaann, Shea, meohmy and jaybyrd like this

#lets, #go

FrankFilocamo, lindaann, Shea and jaybyrd like this

I will kiss you unless you're gone.

#stay, #kiss

FrankFilocamo, lindaann, misterlab, EmpressTygress, meohmy, jaybyrd, Shea, 2schaa and supermom like this

#yum, #do, #it, #again, @supermom

Viciouse31, FrankFilocamo, lindaann, Shea, misterlab, meohmy, jaybyrd and supermom like this

reposted by Viciouse31

#strongly, #erroneous

ottokalvela, FrankFilocamo, lindaann, meohmy, supermom, niemo, Shea and jaybyrd like this

I really wanna give you a hug but a hug leads into a kiss, a kiss leads into a lick, a lick leads into a suck, a suck leads into a fuck. Come here & give me a hug!

#hug, #only, @Shea

janem803, Hank-the-knife, UserOne, supermom, karatekidskye, schnudelhupf, FrankFilocamo, EmpressTygress, meohmy, idiomatic and 4 others like this

reposted by danieljdam

I wanna do it with you. I wanna make you hot & sweaty.
I wanna hear your heart beat. I wanna hear us breathing heavily.

Let's do it.

#lets, #do, #it

janem803, Vandtastic, Rubenac, juneocallagh, UserOne, supermom, karatekidskye, streetmedic, FrankFilocamo, EmpressTygress and 6 others like this

Just when I wanted to hold the fuck, you came along and made me believe in fuck again.

#arouse, #fuck

supermom, karatekidskye, FrankFilocamo, EmpressTygress, meohmy, idiomatic, Juli7, Shea, SourceBlack and jaybyrd like this

It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type posts.

#naked, #hugs, @supermom

CurrentNobody, janem803, Rubenac, Vandtastic, UserOne, supermom, schnudelhupf, FrankFilocamo, EmpressTygress, Juli7 and 12 others like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

I know I'm around here somewhere. I just saw me a minute ago.

#mental

AnneLo, jmb, busylizzie, SourceBlack, FrankFilocamo, EmpressTygress, Juli7, misterlab, Ziya, Shea and 7 others like this

reposted by ChrisRota

FREE HUGS TODAY

#hugs, #anyone

janem803, SourceBlack, SofiaJG, juneocallagh, heidierdbeer, FrankFilocamo, EmpressTygress, Juli7, begrian, misterlab and 11 others like this

I tried seeing from your point of view... but, two heads don't fit up your ass.

#asshole

Viciouse31, visorvice, DRAGON1, SourceBlack, petegutz2, UserOne, FrankFilocamo, EmpressTygress, begrian, misterlab and 8 others like this

reposted by FightClub, danieljdam, petegutz2, visorvice and Viciouse31

How tired your arm must be, waiting for that handout...

#gofigure, @supermom

FrankFilocamo, EmpressTygress, Ziya, Shea, Vandtastic, jaybyrd, idiomatic, meohmy and supermom like this

Too turtled to read straight. Please write short posts. Pictures help.

#turtle

FrankFilocamo, EmpressTygress, Juli7, misterlab, Ziya, Shea, ZeepBella, jaybyrd, supermom, lyfe and 2 others like this

With just a lick, you captured me.

#lick

janem803, FrankFilocamo, EmpressTygress, misterlab, Ziya, Shea, ZeepBella, jaybyrd, supermom, Vandtastic and 4 others like this

When you can't stand it anymore, kneel down and blow.

#bj

phuamaxx, Viciouse31, FrankFilocamo, EmpressTygress, Juli7, Ziya, Shea, ZeepBella, jaybyrd, supermom and 4 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

A little bit of kinky fuckery doesn't hurt anyone.

#fuckery

MonoGate, visorvice, Bartjan, sannekke, Fionacatherine, Vandtastic, streetmedic, Orkid, misterlab, Shea and 14 others like this

reposted by Ziya, rachelkisses, visorvice and visorvice

Doesn't know
what's
wrong but something isn't right.

#wicked

janem803, phuamaxx, Viciouse31, streetmedic, -Juliane-, supermom, EmpressTygress, ChrisRota, meohmy, heidierdbeer and 2 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

My get up an go done got up and went and busted the hell outa my give a damn on it's way out!

#damn

supermom, kenwats, EmpressTygress, Shea, meohmy, idiomatic and JodieT like this

If it requires pants and/or a bra, it's not happening today.

#getting, #hot

janem803, memorize, phuamaxx, Viciouse31, Ziya, m00ze, yoda, iamnotsumit, supermom, misterlab and 9 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

#im, #bored

janem803, meohmy, ZeepBella, EmpressTygress, Shea, a_mars_bar, heidierdbeer, jaybyrd, idiomatic and supermom like this

KEEP
D I S T A N C E

#sexual, #desires

iamnotsumit, meohmy, ZarellaMe, EmpressTygress, Shea, a_mars_bar, heidierdbeer, jaybyrd, idiomatic, UserOne and 1 other like this

UPSET
vs
UP & SET

#choose, #wisely

Viciouse31, iamnotsumit, misterlab, meohmy, ZeepBella, EmpressTygress, Shea, a_mars_bar, jaybyrd, idiomatic and 2 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

Can I eat
your drumsticks?

#sexy, #legs

janem803, UserOne, jaybyrd, meohmy, Shea, idiomatic, kenwats, supermom and Luenchen like this

Officially
3 year
bold
today.

#time, #evaporates

SourceBlack, dor1316, jaybyrd, creatorbeats, Bartjan, a_mars_bar, kenwats, heidierdbeer, juliettebravo, supermom and 6 others like this

You have to be a little crazy just to survive this crazy fucked up world.

#fuckedup, #world, #crazy

Viciouse31, DawnPeace, lyfe, JodieT, creatorbeats, absolutcarrie, EmilyHeller, iam_diran, shespeaks94, cybersont and 23 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, MissInk, muriel99, dijana84, alistair95, FruitFootball and Nyrael

Before you post, make sure your thumbs are attached to your fucking brain.

#notetoself, @supermom

Viciouse31, Stig300, dor1316, UserOne, kenwats, PaxtonTheGoat, bold, jaybyrd, misterlab, DygytAlice and 11 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

Going insane! wanna come?

#insane, #orgasm

kristiina, dor1316, kenwats, Zariem, AceFuture, UserOne, DygytAlice, iamnotsumit, Shea, JodieT and 5 others like this

Some people just suck all the nice out of me.

#lifes, #good, #people, #suck, #asper, @supermom

hahamia, kenwats, UserOne, 2schaa, AceFuture, Vandtastic, Viciouse31, misterlab, FrankFilocamo, ZarellaMe and 8 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

Need, miss & want someone right NOW!

#ineedyou

janem803, kenwats, UserOne, AceFuture, Vandtastic, Viciouse31, juliettebravo, FrankFilocamo, Shea, JodieT and 5 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

8 Letters. 3 Words. 1 lie.

#iloveyou, @supermom

kenwats, Sasquatchprime, FrankFilocamo, Shea, JodieT, idiomatic, supermom, foenix, meohmy, ChrisRota and 1 other like this

Go ahead & say it, see what happens.

#iloveyou

janem803, Joshi11, tide, catmilkempire, kenwats, Viciouse31, Dave, FrankFilocamo, Shea, ZeepBella and 12 others like this

reposted by Ziya, MissInk and Viciouse31

Real Lies
vs
Realize

#whatnot, #real, #eyes

kenwats, AceFuture, FrankFilocamo, Shea, -Juliane-, mars118, JodieT, supermom, Vandtastic, dijana84 and 6 others like this

reposted by dijana84

Enney Mennie Minie Mo.

#wasted

kenwats, meohmy, FrankFilocamo, supermom, EmpressTygress and jaybyrd like this

Look out! There goes my care-factor.

#fuckit

Campo, kenwats, Viciouse31, meohmy, FrankFilocamo, supermom, ChrisRota, EmpressTygress, misterlab and jaybyrd like this

reposted by Viciouse31

What do you do when you can't sleep?

#sleep, #hacks, #share

janem803, kenwats, WriTerrorism, supermom, Shea, meohmy, heidierdbeer, ZeepBella, idiomatic and juneocallagh like this

Narrow mind
vs
Wide
mouth

#both, #losers

Andromenadda, kenwats, Fionacatherine, Viciouse31, perellano, supermom, EasierSaid246, Shea, misterlab, meohmy and 4 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

I am sorry for what I did & sorry for what I didn't.

#apology, #sorry

kenwats, supermom, Shea, misterlab, meohmy, heidierdbeer, ZeepBella, idiomatic, ChrisRota, creatorbeats and 1 other like this

Sometimes life just sucks.

#sucks, @supermom

janem803, supermom, Shea, ZeepBella, misterlab, meohmy, idiomatic, kenwats, creatorbeats and juneocallagh like this

Look around & see what could be missing
from your life.

#missing, #life

janem803, supermom, Shea, meohmy, heidierdbeer, idiomatic, creatorbeats, juneocallagh and niemo like this

$100 for a dozen red what?

That's a lot of money for a plant you can't smoke.

#valentines, #flowers, #weed

sirskitten1, hahamia, Viciouse31, Dave, desyr, emiledi77, AceFuture, misterlab, dor1316, SourceBlack and 14 others like this

reposted by DarkBlack, Viciouse31 and sirskitten1

Whore-able
vs
Horrible

#horrible, #vs

Viciouse31, emiledi77, SourceBlack, supermom, meohmy, FrankFilocamo, idiomatic, JodieT, Sunshine123, UserOne and 5 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

#unaware, #nothing, #new, #knew

emiledi77, SourceBlack, phuamaxx, Viciouse31, Shea, supermom, idiomatic, MMNK, FrankFilocamo, heidierdbeer and 5 others like this

May be you'll never know,

may be I'll never show.

#secret

Andromenadda, janem803, mone_ha, emiledi77, SourceBlack, phuamaxx, Viciouse31, r33t4h, FrankFilocamo, niniel and 9 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

Playa, you got Played.

#player

janem803, Viciouse31, UserOne, JodieT, EmpressTygress, Shea, Sunshine123, FreakyDeaky, idiomatic, FrankFilocamo and 1 other like this

reposted by Viciouse31

Being a douche-bag just comes naturally or if its a learned trait?

#douchebag, #question

Viciouse31, UserOne, Sasquatchprime, JodieT, EmpressTygress, misterlab, mars118, Shea, dor1316, FreakyDeaky and 4 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

0 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD BE PROUD TO BE SINGLE!

#justsaying, #nil, #none, #0

UserOne, misterlab, Shea, Vandtastic, supermom, mone_ha, JodieT, Mel.Filsinger, FrankFilocamo, idiomatic and 1 other like this

I super-duper-ultra-mega-bombastically love you.

#love, #hypedup

janem803, Viciouse31, UserOne, DMein, FrankFilocamo, Davidmayhem, a_mars_bar, misterlab, idiomatic, supermom and 6 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

Sometimes the best things in life come without asking.

#orgasm

janem803, swatchUSA, Viciouse31, EasierSaid246, phuamaxx, JodieT, UserOne, supermom, juliettebravo, heidierdbeer and 10 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

Are
you coming?

#orgasm

janem803, EasierSaid246, phuamaxx, JodieT, UserOne, supermom, kenwats, SourceBlack, Sunshine123, foenix and 5 others like this

Everything happens for a season.

#good, #days, #to, #come

janem803, mone_ha, swatchUSA, Campo, supermom, locupleto, misterlab, MMNK, dor1316, EmpressTygress and 6 others like this

The tighter the hug, the better it feels.

#hug

janem803, mone_ha, supermom, misterlab, EmpressTygress, Shea, Hodir, idiomatic, Sunshine123 and Authlander like this

Roll up your problems, lick your solutions, burn your past, inhale the good shit & exhale the bull shit.

#BS

supermom, mars118, misterlab, phuamaxx, bobbybuilder, MyM, idiomatic, EmpressTygress, Shea, juneocallagh and 2 others like this

Sometimes you have to know when to stop expecting.

#hope, #not

janem803, supermom, misterlab, mediadeo, UserOne, phuamaxx, bobbybuilder, kenwats, Vandtastic, idiomatic and 6 others like this

Somebody asked her, "Are you taken?" she answered, "Yes, I'm taken!" then she turned around with tears in her eyes as she whispered, "Taken for granted."

#taken

Sirskitten, BoldDelight, sirskitten1, janem803, gabimat, that_edm_boy, juneocallagh, bold, roosterbear, walkabout and 23 others like this

reposted by Vandtastic, sirskitten1 and Sirskitten

#be, #positive

phuamaxx, ElfiEdel, FrankFilocamo, UserOne, Shea, supermom, SourceBlack, jaybyrd, idiomatic, Vandtastic and 2 others like this

What is denied . . . becomes strongly desired!!

#desirable, #denied

Andromenadda, Campo, dor1316, supermom, FrankFilocamo, purplechill, misterlab, ElfiEdel, MyM, Vandtastic and 8 others like this

reposted by Vandtastic

The feeling
of waiting for a like sucks.

#like, #seriously, #honestly

EmpressTygress, supermom, FrankFilocamo, MyM, Vandtastic, Mel.Filsinger, lyfe, idiomatic, ZeepBella, happyheart and 3 others like this

What if someone you never met, someone you never saw, someone you never knew was the only someone for you?

#question, #someone

BeatMeter, janem803, paulmito, Hank-the-knife, a_mars_bar, Lunabella, dor1316, supermom, FrankFilocamo, misterlab and 11 others like this

reposted by iamnotsumit

Wanting something
you can't get
or getting something
that you
don't want?

#question, #life

dor1316, UserOne, supermom, FrankFilocamo, MyM, Vandtastic, iamnotsumit, Mel.Filsinger, lyfe, mars118 and 3 others like this

reposted by bimbolimbo

#sober

supermom, misterlab, idiomatic, a_mars_bar, FrankFilocamo, Vandtastic and DygytAlice like this

Thou shalt not use Bold for family domestics.

#respect, #privacy, @supermom

a_mars_bar, FrankFilocamo, jaybyrd, Sunshine123, Fionacatherine, idiomatic, DygytAlice and misterlab like this

I have completely mastered the right way to do everything wrong.

#stress, #not

tide, DependentDraft, walkabout, a_mars_bar, shankarrkn, dor1316, Sunshine123, misterlab, supermom, kenwats and 9 others like this

Happy rough day.

#you, #feel, #that?

a_mars_bar, Sunshine123, idiomatic, supermom, phuamaxx, Shea, ZeepBella, FrankFilocamo and mikedot like this

Don't come too close; I might love you.

#love

janem803, mone_ha, a_mars_bar, Sunshine123, Juli7, supermom, phuamaxx, creatorbeats, Shea, ElfiEdel and 2 others like this

I messed up but I've learned.

#lesson, #learnt

janem803, ChrisRota, purplechill, Vandtastic, Campo, human, juneocallagh, MyM, a_mars_bar, Sunshine123 and 10 others like this

reposted by a_mars_bar

Act
naturually.

#contradicting, #phrase

janem803, a_mars_bar, dor1316, supermom, phuamaxx, Shea, heidierdbeer, JodieT, idiomatic, lindaann and 3 others like this

You know my name, not my story, so shut up!

#shutup

walkabout, KillSpace, leniclan, MaGyg, a_mars_bar, puzzlii, Sunshine123, misterlab, supermom, phuamaxx and 13 others like this

You can always count on me to feel you up when you're feeling down.

#cheeky

janem803, idiomatic, SourceBlack, misterlab, UserOne, Shea, meohmy, supermom, a_mars_bar, JodieT and 6 others like this

Bored. So bored. So bored it's boring. Boringdingding Boronus, Boretis, Boremus. I came, I saw, I bored. He bored, she bored, they bored. Bold bored. All aboard!

#boredom

Lui_Less, idiomatic, SourceBlack, Vandtastic, misterlab, UserOne, supermom, jaybyrd, meohmy, FrankFilocamo and 2 others like this

You cannot even begin to fathom, the extent of fuck I do not give today...

#boredom

Stig300, EmpressTygress, ZarellaMe, idiomatic, visorvice, fuzuku, dor1316, MyM, UserOne, supermom and 11 others like this

reposted by jaybyrd, FrankTheTank and visorvice

The moment when you can't speak, because you know that when you do.

YOU'LL CRY.

#cry

janem803, idiomatic, DMein, supermom, emiledi77, FrankFilocamo, Vandtastic, lindaann, Vickyy, mediadeo and 15 others like this

Press hard on your worries, when they start shaking & display a sign of an X.

That is when you gently tap to remove them.

{Steve Jobs}

#techy, #wisdom

idiomatic, emiledi77, Vandtastic, FrankFilocamo, supermom, a_mars_bar, jaybyrd, petegutz2, UserOne, kenwats and 8 others like this

Pleasure

is all yours!

#enjoy

janem803, idiomatic, emiledi77, FrankFilocamo, supermom, jaybyrd, petegutz2, UserOne, kenwats, Shea and 6 others like this

reposted by misa1104

How's life cheating
you?

#cheater, #life

Stig300, emiledi77, juneocallagh, dijana84, Vandtastic, FrankFilocamo, supermom, Fionacatherine, jaybyrd, petegutz2 and 6 others like this

reposted by dijana84

Someday,
someway,
somehow,
somewhere,
anyway,
anyhow,
anytime,
whenever,
whatever,
however &
never forever.

#firstlove

idiomatic, MyM, UserOne, heidierdbeer, JodieT, supermom, a_mars_bar, Fionacatherine, SourceBlack, dor1316 and 9 others like this

You're the splash of coloured ink in my black & white posts.

#to, #my, #dedicated, #followers, #likers

CurrentNobody, janem803, idiomatic, MyM, UserOne, heidierdbeer, JodieT, supermom, misterlab, a_mars_bar and 6 others like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

I'm wanted by many. I'm looking at some. I'm taken by none. But I'm waiting for one.

#one

Vandtastic, EmpressTygress, ZarellaMe, idiomatic, NuelOguezi, MyM, curvema, MMNK, heidierdbeer, Zariem and 16 others like this

Don't let your smile collapse for silly reasons.

#smile

janem803, idiomatic, Silverboy19, heidierdbeer, JodieT, a_mars_bar, DMein, ZeepBella, Geminisexxii22, walkabout and 10 others like this

Don't raise your voice, improve your argument.

#argument

EmpressTygress, idiomatic, NastyFlow, yoda, kaatje5565, Anna-Sophia, heidierdbeer, JodieT, a_mars_bar, perellano and 15 others like this

#silence, #says, #it, #all

janem803, JodieT, jaybyrd, supermom, Shea and Mel.Filsinger like this

You're adorable. Can I have you?

#adorable, #you

janem803, ZeepBella, Vandtastic, ElfiEdel, DMein, JodieT, UserOne, Fionacatherine, MyM, ZarellaMe and 4 others like this

Human
Being
vs
Being
Human

#human

janem803, perellano, EasierSaid246, petegutz2, Vandtastic, ElfiEdel, SjirkvanderZee, misterlab, MyM, ZarellaMe and 15 others like this

All I want is belly laughs, genuine smiles, gentle kisses, happy tears, hugs, sunrises, & sunsets.

#wishlist

janem803, EasierSaid246, walkabout, petegutz2, ElfiEdel, JodieT, misterlab, a_mars_bar, Fionacatherine, prubton and 10 others like this

reposted by Hannah69, Alikes and lolitain3lack

I need some serious privacy here. Repost this as much as possible.

#privacy, #lol

Gabribella, idiomatic, juneocallagh, SourceBlack, Campo, ZarellaMe, JodieT, a_mars_bar, Ziya, Fionacatherine and 8 others like this

reposted by Fionacatherine, karatekidskye, NerdWord, ZeepBella and Campo

If only you knew!

#firstlove

Fionacatherine, Shea, a_mars_bar, sophh, supermom, kenwats, SourceBlack, MyM, JodieT, meohmy and 1 other like this

Screw butterflies, the whole fucking zoo erupts in my stomach when I see you.

#firstlove

janem803, Fionacatherine, dor1316, ZarellaMe, Shea, a_mars_bar, perellano, supermom, kenwats, swatchUSA and 5 others like this

Everyone had that one thing they couldn't have. Mine, were you.

#firstlove

Shea, misterlab, a_mars_bar, supermom, swatchUSA, JodieT, MyM and meohmy like this

Who's on your mind?

#firstlove

janem803, Shea, a_mars_bar, supermom, JodieT, MyM, meohmy and FrankFilocamo like this

Trump &
Disaster.

#trump

dor1316, meohmy, sophh, sosoandso, FrankFilocamo, JodieT, misterlab and jaybyrd like this

She loves me, she loves me not. She loves me, she loves me not. She loves me, she loves me not. She loves me, she loves me not. She loves me, she loves me not. She loves me, she loves me not. She loves me, she loves me not. She loves me, she loves me not. She loves me, she loves me not.

#firstlove

prubton, supermom, shespeaks94, phuamaxx, Ziya, juneocallagh, mikedot, ljcreative, Sunshine123, meohmy and 9 others like this

reposted by juneocallagh and MissInk

#trump

misterlab, a_mars_bar, jaybyrd, mikedot, meohmy, JodieT, FrankFilocamo, Ziya and Sunshine123 like this

Chatty
admirer!

#no, #secret, #admirer

supermom, FrankFilocamo, Deborah.A and Shea like this

Do not attach yourself to one who is blind to your worth.

#no, #match, #attach

janem803, nylaamaree, DMein, supermom, FrankFilocamo, juliettebravo, Deborah.A, dor1316 and Shea like this

I'm fine. Can you refine me?

#need, #refinery

DMein, supermom, FrankFilocamo, misterlab, jaybyrd, Deborah.A, Zariem and Shea like this

Assumptions can cause unwanted emotions.

#assumptions

janem803, SourceBlack, tide, nylaamaree, DMein, supermom, FrankFilocamo, iamnotsumit, misterlab, jaybyrd and 4 others like this

Before you assume, there's this thing called asking.

#no, #assumptions, #message, @Shea

janem803, EasierSaid246, petegutz2, Lieutenant, walkabout, -just.me-, Fionacatherine, perellano, SourceBlack, tide and 14 others like this

reposted by magic_ellen

I know you know when to play dumb.

#cheeky, #dumb

janem803, DMein, MMNK, supermom, JodieT, Sunshine123, Vandtastic, Shea, FrankFilocamo, Fionacatherine and 1 other like this

Don't let a kiss fool you.

#kiss

janem803, a_mars_bar, Ziya, MMNK, JodieT, Vandtastic, FrankFilocamo, DMein, misterlab, heidierdbeer and 12 others like this

What would I do with you?

janem803, MMNK, JodieT, DMein, heidierdbeer, sophh, SourceBlack, supermom, lindaann, Shea and 4 others like this

God is up there with his arms crossed, looking down & is shaking his head & saying "I should never have given that one Free Will"

#god, @supermom

SourceBlack, Vandtastic, phuamaxx, JodieT, Zariem, FrankFilocamo, Shea, iamnotsumit, kenwats, supermom and 3 others like this

#satan

DMein, supermom, Shea, JodieT, FrankFilocamo, MyM and Sunshine123 like this

#silly

janem803, supermom, Shea, JodieT, UserOne, heidierdbeer, MyM, Sunshine123 and FrankFilocamo like this

Blessed are the constipated for they don't give a shit.

#shit, #constipated, #blessed

ludoyngyk, DMein, supermom, misterlab, JodieT, curvema, ZarellaMe, UserOne, Sasquatchprime, perellano and 8 others like this

When I'm flirting with you...
Please cooperate.

#flirt

janem803, Bartjan, visorvice, HeartEater, SourceBlack, Deborah.A, Vandtastic, Bettydent, philipsonn, mone_ha and 21 others like this

reposted by stargater and visorvice

SILENT
&
LISTEN

#sshhhh, @supermom

Moon-D, a_mars_bar, heidierdbeer, UserOne, phuamaxx, supermom, Shea, MyM, meohmy, JodieT and 3 others like this

Need an ark?
I Noah guy.

#ark, #noah

bold, a_mars_bar, sophh, stefan_noth, misterlab, supermom, Zariem, Shea, JodieT, lindaann and 9 others like this

This post is protected by God & a gun, one will get ya, you better be saved by the other!

#god, #gun, @supermom

phuamaxx, JodieT, supermom, misterlab, kenwats, Shea, meohmy, FrankFilocamo, perellano, MyM and 1 other like this

#natural

MMNK, FrankFilocamo, supermom, stargater, UserOne, meohmy, kenwats, Shea and Sunshine123 like this

Don't worry, I will love you as gently as possible.

#gently

janem803, mone_ha, MMNK, dor1316, FrankFilocamo, supermom, stargater, UserOne, JodieT, meohmy and 4 others like this

If she doesn't light your fire then your wood is wet.

##wood, #wet, #fire

DMein, Bhuvii, Sasquatchprime, FrankFilocamo, JodieT, heidierdbeer, Parole, Sunshine123, shankarrkn, supermom and 4 others like this

What's on your mind?

#mind, #it

phuamaxx, supermom, Shea, juliettebravo, misterlab, mikedot, UserOne, meohmy, Campo, ZarellaMe and 8 others like this

Sometimes I just wonder...

What if . . .?

#whatif

janem803, phuamaxx, supermom, mikedot, JodieT, emiledi77, UserOne, Sunshine123, ZeepBella, heidierdbeer and 6 others like this

You're in my spot.

#move

janem803, DMein, phuamaxx, iamnotsumit, supermom, mikedot, JodieT, emiledi77, Sunshine123, ZeepBella and 6 others like this

Oh l oo k, there
goes my
give a shit.

#asificare

yoda, a_mars_bar, UserOne, emiledi77, JodieT, supermom, Sasquatchprime, jaybyrd, Shea, SourceBlack and 4 others like this

I'm an anime watching, Apple loving, video game playing nerd & if you don't like that you can kiss my megabits!

#nerd

bulliho, Bhuvii, DiscardedStat, EasierSaid246, juneocallagh, UserOne, JodieT, begrian, misterlab, supermom and 8 others like this

Have you intellectually stimulated your inner nerd today?

PueppiRazza, curvema, agirlisagun, Bartjan, bobbybuilder, EasierSaid246, juneocallagh, Mel.Filsinger, UserOne, emiledi77 and 18 others like this

reposted by FrankTheTank

#twominutekarma

UserOne, emiledi77, supermom, Shea, meohmy, lindaann, heidierdbeer and Sunshine123 like this

She wants a man who sends her books the way other men send flowers.

#nerd

dor1316, swatchUSA, Universology, Bhuvii, MyM, FrankFilocamo, begrian, ZarellaMe, Vandtastic, CleoBe and 10 others like this

Correcting your grammar in my
head.

#nerd

instant_fugace, FrankFilocamo, begrian, ZarellaMe, misterlab, UserOne, supermom, kenwats, meohmy, ZeepBella and 5 others like this

The path to inner peace begins with 3 simple words....

Not my problem.

#helpyourself, #innerpeace

janem803, -juliettebravo, DiscardedStat, sss63, Foyler, FrankFilocamo, misterlab, Vandtastic, UserOne, supermom and 11 others like this

reposted by UserOne

Just
let it all out.

#poop

supermom, EasierSaid246, meohmy, UserOne, enderby, JodieT, FrankFilocamo, Sunshine123 and heidierdbeer like this

#newyear

supermom, rakragans, sophh, Sunshine123, a_mars_bar, MyM, dor1316, heidierdbeer, kenwats, swatchUSA and 5 others like this

Tomorrow, is the first page of a 365 pages book. Make it a best seller!

#happynewyear

lonelyscribe, janem803, supermom, a_mars_bar, misterlab, Juli7, guggigirl, meohmy, puzzlii, FrankFilocamo and 5 others like this

reposted by adamf303

Sorry I'm so broke I can't pay you any attention.

#broke, #attention

supermom, rakragans, enderby, casaper, phuamaxx, EasierSaid246, only1alyssa, JodieT, dor1316, kenwats and 11 others like this

reposted by adamf303

You're stupid & make bad decisions.

#notetoself, #decisions

supermom, phuamaxx, only1alyssa, dor1316, Fionacatherine, misterlab, meohmy, aehmpaeh, SourceBlack, FrankFilocamo and 4 others like this

Best enjoyed slowly!

#makeawish

mmmmmbeer, a_mars_bar, UserOne, MyM, heidierdbeer, enderby, Sunshine123, Shea, bobbybuilder and misterlab like this

Dear Earth, Please rotate a bit faster; I'm waiting for stuff to happen.

#makeawish

UsualMan, rakragans, TripLiterature, JodieT, lyfe, soene, Bartjan, Campo, juneocallagh, bold and 19 others like this

reposted by flolow

Why would I even let you try & guess.

#password

KlingerSevteen, supermom, stefan_noth, Vandtastic, FrankFilocamo, lindaann, heidierdbeer, Shea, Sunshine123 and meohmy like this

@bold, @Sunshine123, @dor1316, #sumup

FrankFilocamo, ManuTiger, dor1316, Shea, juliettebravo, meohmy and Sunshine123 like this

This post has your name all over it.

#name, #tag, @supermom

supermom, Sunshine123, a_mars_bar, Geminisexxii22, Juli7, jaybyrd, UserOne, FrankFilocamo, enderby, annemarit and 4 others like this

You & Me go hand in hand.

#forever

meohmy, emilianovitt, UserOne, ElfiEdel, MyM, FrankFilocamo, Sunshine123, jaybyrd, Shea and SourceBlack like this

Your God is creative, I mean just look at you.

#simply, #gorgeous, #nomatch

a_mars_bar, isariveroq, meohmy, kriska, Vandtastic, dor1316, Bhuvii, MyM, perellano, FrankFilocamo and 6 others like this

Nothing in the world is more expensive than a girl who's free for the weekend.

#price, #delight, #girlfriend, #weekend

a_mars_bar, isariveroq, kriska, mone_ha, Vandtastic, dor1316, Bhuvii, MyM, perellano, FrankFilocamo and 6 others like this

Grapes are just a glass of wine for procrastinators.

#procrastinators, #wine, #foodforthought

mmmmmbeer, a_mars_bar, isariveroq, kriska, dor1316, MyM, ZarellaMe, FrankFilocamo, Sunshine123, misterlab and 5 others like this

You're the leader, follow me.

#leader, #slipoftounge

Vandtastic, Angel_19, joyride, emilianovitt, Orkid, bold, losthilles, phuamaxx, hallowelt, meohmy and 11 others like this

reposted by joyride

F
a
l
l
i
n
g

a p a r t.

#one, #of, #those, #days

UserOne, phuamaxx, sophh, Fionacatherine, ZarellaMe, Juli7, MyM, DygytAlice, michi26, Sunshine123 and 5 others like this

reposted by knigge.ck

#emptiness, #desolation

emilianovitt, phuamaxx, sophh, Juli7, MyM, kenwats, LGAC, Sunshine123, Campo, meohmy and 1 other like this

Tired of being something I'm not: strong.

#tired, #as

erikvisser, phuamaxx, sophh, Fionacatherine, aureaoliveira, MyM, michi26, kenwats, juliettebravo, FrankFilocamo and 4 others like this

Desperately needs a distraction.

#losing, #my, #------

phuamaxx, sophh, Fionacatherine, knigge.ck, MyM, LGAC, Sunshine123, Campo, meohmy and Shea like this

reposted by knigge.ck

#liar

ljcreative, emilianovitt, memorize, EasierSaid246, phuamaxx, sophh, PueppiRazza, knigge.ck, MyM, prayer and 5 others like this

WANTED
LOVE
APPLY
WITHIN

#classified, #love

janem803, Bhuvii, meohmy, aureaoliveira, FrankFilocamo, Sunshine123, kenwats, juneocallagh, UserOne, stargater and 5 others like this

#atlast, #nomore, #climax, #finale, #goodbye, #thanks, #postsnomore

LGAC, meohmy, ZarellaMe, aureaoliveira, prubton, FrankFilocamo, Sunshine123, EasierSaid246, misterlab, CleoBe and 5 others like this

Busting your ass really does get you nowhere.

jobfeed.co.nz

#melancholy, #work, #job

KlingerSevteen, EasierSaid246, Junglipunjaban, supermom, Vandtastic, ZarellaMe, enderby, jaybyrd, meohmy, UserOne and 6 others like this

reposted by juneocallagh

I need you to hug me & never let go.

jobfeed.co.nz

#melancholy

nikolasekiw, dor1316, supermom, phuamaxx, UserOne, Shea, meohmy, MyM, juneocallagh, Ziya and 1 other like this

SO done trying.

jobfeed.co.nz

#melancholy

supermom, rakragans, SourceBlack, phuamaxx, UserOne, Shea, meohmy, MyM, Ziya, Sunshine123 and 1 other like this

Please shut your mouth when you're talking to me?

#just, #shutup

dor1316, Sasquatchprime, phuamaxx, UserOne, Shea, meohmy, MyM, Sunshine123, mikedot and Ziya like this

My womanifesto is to respect women.

jobfeed.co.nz

#manifesto, #no, #to, #family, #violence

dor1316, supermom, rakragans, Shea, meohmy, juliettebravo, swatchUSA, Sunshine123, SarcasticAssO, MyM and 3 others like this

Do whatever the heck you want!

jobfeed.co.nz

#justdoit, #newyearsresolution

EasierSaid246, _seb, MyM, emiledi77, UserOne, supermom, FrankFilocamo, Sunshine123, jaybyrd, stargater and 3 others like this

orderly.co.nz

#keepittoyourself

EasierSaid246, capricorn, emiledi77, swatchUSA, UserOne, FrankFilocamo, Sunshine123, stargater, meohmy, Shea and 1 other like this

Listen to your head because people fuck
with your heart.

#none

rakragans, emiledi77, jodib, supermom, BerlinGirl2014, jaybyrd, UserOne, only1alyssa, enderby, MisterBowtie and 4 others like this

reposted by dijana84

Are you daata or data?

#pronunciation, #accent, #data

dAn, SarcasticAssO, Zariem, Sunshine123, meohmy, aehmpaeh, enderby, SourceBlack, Shea and jaybyrd like this

Some people seem to go through life standing at the complaint counter.

#whining

Redick, Fionacatherine, EasierSaid246, Vandtastic, Lieutenant, rustypin, PublicScratch, swatchUSA, sarcaSM, shankarrkn and 20 others like this

reposted by Redick

Unreasonable contact with the heart.

#reason, #heart, @supermom

SarcasticAssO, MyM, Sunshine123, juliettebravo, jazz23, meohmy, UserOne, matembe-53, enderby, SourceBlack and 4 others like this

(Quietly, in the corner, repeating "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job")

NO ONE SAID EVER!

jobfeed.co.nz

#job, #love

WinterDream, phuamaxx, mrk1970, SarcasticAssO, meohmy, jaybyrd, SourceBlack, MyM, Sunshine123, lindaann and 4 others like this

reposted by matembe-53

N R KEY
& K AUS

#anarchy, #chaos

enderby, lindaann, juliettebravo and Shea like this

There is no gym for your face.

#sarcastic, #gym

crafty, EasierSaid246, sophh, Campo, phuamaxx, jaybyrd, Fionacatherine, radufs, SarcasticAssO, enderby and 7 others like this

Have you ever felt like, even though you know you are where you are supposed to be, you still don't belong?

#blabla

raulbud, Fionacatherine, juneocallagh, Ziya, soene, kenwats, bold, sophh, misterlab, DygytAlice and 17 others like this

#spam, #sperm, #chaos

busylizzie, UserOne, jaybyrd, Shea, enderby, meohmy and FrankFilocamo like this

?? ?? ?? ????? ?? ???? ???? ?????? ??? ????
?? ??? ????? ??? ???? ?????? ??? ????-

If we now part, we will find each other in dreams, like we find the dry flowers
pressed against the pages of books.

creative.sulekha.com

#great, #faraz

lalaland, RollingEddie, enderby, SarcasticAssO, FrankFilocamo, jaybyrd, michi26, SourceBlack, Ziya, whatever. and 5 others like this

Hey your posts.
I like that shit.

#sarcascomliment

WinterDream, only1alyssa, enderby, SarcasticAssO, jaybyrd, Shea, meohmy, UserOne, MyM, FrankFilocamo and 1 other like this

One of dose days.

#recreational, #marijuana

meohmy, Shea, atheist, SarcasticAssO, enderby, Sunshine123, guggigirl, UserOne, FrankFilocamo and Sasquatchprime like this

All complaints must be sent in writing & emailed to: 2middlefingersup@getoverit.com

#damn

sss63, 9itram, meohmy, Sunshine123, guggigirl, UserOne, niniel, Fionacatherine, Sasquatchprime, enderby and 5 others like this

I'm sorry! I must have given the impression I give a sh!t. Rest assured this is not the case and never will be. I apologize for any confusion.

#apology, #im, #sorry, #fuckit

yoda, prayer, meohmy, Sasquatchprime, Sunshine123, UserOne, enderby, SarcasticAssO, FrankFilocamo, Shea and 1 other like this

orderly.co.nz

#laundry, #none

juneocallagh, SourceBlack, FrankFilocamo, a_mars_bar, SarcasticAssO, enderby, MyM, meohmy, Shea, UserOne and 1 other like this

Afreen
Afreen
30 Million Views

youtu.be

SourceBlack, Shea and jaybyrd like this

Wash
dry &
f?o?l?d?
Bold.

orderly.co.nz

#laundry, #washdryfold

SourceBlack, sudeshnarocks, swatchUSA, jaybyrd, meohmy, juneocallagh, MyM and Shea like this

Get a kill pill.

#die, #yuppie, #scum, #worst, #driver

SourceBlack, mone_ha, jaybyrd, meohmy, Zariem and Shea like this

Whole
Generation
vs
Generation
Hole

#generation, #creepy, #difference

phuamaxx, jaybyrd, meohmy, MyM, Sunshine123, Shea and JodieT like this

$/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\//\/\/\ Ok, let me get this straight ___________________________$

#not, #confused

yoda, misterlab, meohmy, JodieT, Authlander, EmmaEmma2000, Shea, Sunshine123, juliettebravo, MyM and 1 other like this

#Laundryday is not the day of the week.

orderly.co.nz

#laundry

Campo, juneocallagh, mikedot, Shea, JodieT, sudeshnarocks, meohmy and Sunshine123 like this

Laundry is part of the curse from the original sin. If Eve hadn't bit that darn apple, there would be no clothes to wash.

orderly.co.nz

#laundry, @prubton

Andromenadda, yoda, shespeaks94, NerdWord, juneocallagh, swatchUSA, PenSword72, Ziya, prubton, UserOne and 10 others like this

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

#life, #motto, #confuse

only1alyssa, osamaabo3ly, Querencia, JodieT, yashodhanbhatt, Shea, UserOne, Sunshine123, LGAC, campino and 3 others like this

Imagination running wild so get out of the way!

#warning, #imagination, @UserOne

PenSword72, swatchUSA, only1alyssa, SourceBlack, Lieutenant, JodieT, misterlab, Fionacatherine, Blackjackuar, Shea and 3 others like this

Look up #procrastinator on Bold & you'll find numerous posts from me.

Well posts are not there yet, but there will be.

Probably by tomorrow. Maybe Tuesday.

jobfeed.co.nz

#procrastinator, @Shea

only1alyssa, JodieT, PenSword72, ava, BerlinGirl2014, a_mars_bar, atheist, dor1316, phuamaxx, Shea and 2 others like this

Dear laundry,
I put you in the washer. I put you in the dryer. The least you could do is learn to fold yourself & put yourself away.

Is that so much to ask?

orderly.co.nz

#laundryauckland

Fionacatherine, SourceBlack, swatchUSA, a_mars_bar, phuamaxx, locupleto, dor1316, PenSword72, JodieT, Sunshine123 and 6 others like this

reposted by Sasquatchprime

#InspiredBy, @Sunshine123, #boobs

phuamaxx, PenSword72, sudeshnarocks, meohmy, 2schaa, schnudelhupf, aehmpaeh, juneocallagh, Shea and Sunshine123 like this

For the first time, in a very long time, my heart & my head agreed on one thing...

orderly.co.nz

#backtoback, #posts

only1alyssa, a_mars_bar, phuamaxx, PenSword72, sudeshnarocks, meohmy, mone_ha, Angel_19, dor1316, Sunshine123 and 2 others like this

Bar the s p a c e.

jobfeed.co.nz

#come, #closer

a_mars_bar, sudeshnarocks, meohmy, dor1316, Shea and MyM like this

Woman's
Instinct
vs Man's
Excuse

#winner, #right

a_mars_bar, phuamaxx, LGAC, sudeshnarocks, meohmy, MyM, Shea and Sunshine123 like this

Get bitter
or get better.

#choice, @MyM

Jannek, only1alyssa, PenSword72, a_mars_bar, phuamaxx, princexiv, sudeshnarocks, meohmy, dor1316, niemo and 5 others like this

#pleasure, #underrated

MyM, UserOne, dor1316, Shea and meohmy like this

You have the right to remain fucked.

#fucked

zeppelina, UserOne, PenSword72, cybersont, dor1316, Juli7, sannekke, Shea, meohmy, Sunshine123 and 2 others like this

Warning: It's the censored ones you need to be careful about.

#censorship

EasierSaid246, UserOne, perellano, dor1316, Juli7, Shea, meohmy, Sunshine123, SourceBlack, sudeshnarocks and 1 other like this

Sometimes, the wrong moment could be the most perfect of all.

#no, #right, #time, #sometimes

RentMix, aShes_arTwork, paralelde, SourceBlack, bold, TyroneNZ, a_mars_bar, PueppiRazza, juneocallagh, rakragans and 12 others like this

reposted by a_mars_bar

Your
words
are
so
Seski

#who, #you

juneocallagh, lindaann, FrankFilocamo and meohmy like this

#IDfied, @Shea, @MyM, @LGAC, @UserOne

a_mars_bar, UserOne, sudeshnarocks, Sunshine123, meohmy, MyM, lindaann, FrankFilocamo and Shea like this

reposted by FrankFilocamo

The ability to post does not make you a writer.

#notetomyself, #writer, @UserOne

Vic320, a_mars_bar, juneocallagh, UserOne, PenSword72, dor1316, only1alyssa, Shea, LGAC, meohmy and 7 others like this

RAAAAAAAAAAAAWRR!

#dinosaur

MyM, PenSword72, Sunshine123, UserOne, Shea and JodieT like this

END OF REASON SPECIAL.

orderly.co.nz

#excuses, #abundance

meohmy, PenSword72, mikedot, Shea, FrankFilocamo, sudeshnarocks, Stokn and JodieT like this

Hold on let me see if I care. Nope,
I'm done.

#comeback

WinterDream, Lieutenant, himanshu_dubey, DMein, juneocallagh, UserOne, MyM, dor1316, FrankFilocamo, PenSword72 and 7 others like this

So let me get this straight, what pisses you off more the fact that I'm happy, or the fact that you are not?

#comeback

Lieutenant, mone_ha, MyM, dor1316, phuamaxx, juneocallagh, a_mars_bar, Stokn, ruhip, jaybyrd and 7 others like this

Been a dick?
Flowers will do
a trick!

#flowers, #dogbox

Shea, JodieT, emiledi77, redikryeziu, a_mars_bar and ZeepBella like this

Sex on bubble wrap.

#all, #blowing, #sex

janem803, satannah, SourceBlack, Lieutenant, Blitzkrieg, emiledi77, siouxz, begrian, prubton, jaybyrd and 8 others like this

Remember ladies, Blowjobs are like flowers for men.

#nuff, #said, #flowers, #blowjobs

sirskitten1, emiledi77, MyM, jaybyrd, Shea, ZeepBella, FrankFilocamo, sudeshnarocks, Ziya and UserOne like this

NO MORE CHIT-CHAT.

#end

Lieutenant, emiledi77, only1alyssa, aehmpaeh, Viciouse31, PenSword72, FrankFilocamo, jaybyrd, Parole, JodieT and 3 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

BE A MAN, CRY LIKE A BITCH.

#cry, #man, #bitch

WinterDream, Deborah.A, PenSword72, emiledi77, only1alyssa, Viciouse31, Tre7, a_mars_bar, Vandtastic, stefan_noth and 12 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31, adamf303, bar0s and anyguy

Me: You should have listened to his story.

Her: History!

#history, #story

Lieutenant, emiledi77, a_mars_bar, UserOne, FrankFilocamo, dor1316, Kush_Le, jaybyrd, mone_ha, DygytAlice and 4 others like this

Terms & condoms apply.

#spooky

satannah, WinterDream, Lieutenant, iSahota, UserOne, jazz23, emiledi77, misterlab, locupleto, phuamaxx and 8 others like this

reposted by rachelkisses

Guess who's gonna make a special stop in your nightmare tonight?

#spooky

Lieutenant, emiledi77, Viciouse31, UserOne, mone_ha, PenSword72, walkabout, a_mars_bar, phuamaxx, SourceBlack and 8 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

Because my love for you is beyond words, I decided to shut up.

#silence, #of, #the, #love

TriniTDM, BiteSenior, EasierSaid246, Nomi28, PenSword72, yashodhanbhatt, Lieutenant, Blitzkrieg, walkabout, emeryvi and 27 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, uglyteen, karamojo, nerdyh, gasyounlove, dijana84, ReliefUse, adamf303, FruitFootball, hamd and 1 other

Taking a bra off is likely to be one of the high points of your day.

#bra, #high, #points

zeppelina, emiledi77, phuamaxx, DMein, SourceBlack, Sunshine123, PenSword72, dor1316, siouxz, FrankFilocamo and 9 others like this

Love is
controversial.

#love

Lieutenant, emiledi77, zeppelina, a_mars_bar, Stuti_Nigam, Authlander, FrankFilocamo, annemarit, prem.prabodh, SjirkvanderZee and 4 others like this

I woke up early this morning with the strange desire to get up and exercise. Fortunately I rolled over and closed my eyes really tight and the feeling went away.

www.orderly.co.nz

#laundry

emiledi77, Viciouse31, Parole, zeppelina, a_mars_bar, SCRP, dor1316, FrankFilocamo, supermom, Fionacatherine and 6 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

Current me really expects a lot out of future me.

#when, #I, #procrastinate

Lieutenant, Viciouse31, emiledi77, zeppelina, a_mars_bar, bold, PenSword72, dor1316, FrankFilocamo, supermom and 6 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31 and adamf303

Maybe we can be alone together for a little while?

#alone, #together, #whatsay

emiledi77, PenSword72, supermom, dor1316, a_mars_bar, Shea, prem.prabodh, DMein, juneocallagh, bilbo96little and 3 others like this

You don't have it all worked out just yet. But you will one day..... one day..

#spiritanimal, #pug, #life

emiledi77, PenSword72, FrankFilocamo, Blackjackuar, MyM, Shea, JodieT, prem.prabodh, WinterDream, brody and 3 others like this

Something fishy is going on here.

#ambivalent

Lieutenant, emiledi77, SourceBlack, Shea, meohmy, ruhip and FrankFilocamo like this

#connection

Lieutenant, juneocallagh, Bartjan, stefan_noth, thewiseguy75, sudeshnarocks, lindaann, Orkid, Shea, prem.prabodh and 3 others like this

Sexually yours.

#luscious

meohmy, dor1316, CleoBe, ZeepBella, Lieutenant, juneocallagh, SourceBlack, Bartjan, KlingerSevteen, phuamaxx and 11 others like this

reposted by jaybyrd and ellenicole

Little things mean a lot.

#little

Dwell, juneocallagh, SourceBlack, justthoughts, iaflexxx, phuamaxx, FrankFilocamo, ElfiEdel, MyM, sudeshnarocks and 10 others like this

reposted by juneocallagh

#aka, #possession, #of, #marijuana

dor1316, FrankFilocamo, sudeshnarocks, MyM, PenSword72, meohmy, lindaann, UserOne, Fionacatherine, Shea and 2 others like this

BASED ON A TRUE POST.

#like, #unlike

erikvisser, Bartjan, MaScho, FrankFilocamo, juneocallagh, JodieT, Shea, SourceBlack, Ziya, UserOne and 1 other like this

Today is a good day if you're a duck!

#waterforwater, #duck, #rain

Lieutenant, gerardv, sudeshnarocks, wer, michiko3010, MyM, Blackjackuar, Shea, prem.prabodh, UserOne and 2 others like this

May the bridges I burn light the path in front of me.

#deep, #bridge

satannah, Bartjan, swiwi, wer, Shea, Sasquatchprime, UserOne, MyM, mars118, SourceBlack and 7 others like this

I shouldn't be posting this.

#inquire, #within

PenSword72, Lieutenant, wer, Shea, UserOne, SourceBlack, sudeshnarocks, jaybyrd, mikedot, JodieT and 4 others like this

#dishonest

a_mars_bar, JacketThing, sudeshnarocks, Shea, niniel, jaybyrd, FrankFilocamo, JodieT, Parole, UserOne and 2 others like this

PenSword72, jayeshgehani, JacketThing, Blackjackuar, SourceBlack, prem.prabodh, JodieT, MyM, FrankFilocamo, sudeshnarocks and 2 others like this

Sorry I missed your call.

Intentionally!

#framed

PenSword72, JacketThing, SourceBlack, AceFuture, sudeshnarocks, juneocallagh, FrankFilocamo, JodieT, cybersont, Juli7 and 5 others like this

#be, #yourself

PenSword72, JacketThing, SourceBlack, sudeshnarocks, FrankFilocamo, JodieT, michiko3010, Blackjackuar, jaybyrd and Shea like this

Can you please chop the head off that imaginary
dick that you believe you're sitting on!

#dickhead

SourceBlack, Viciouse31, sudeshnarocks, juneocallagh, FrankFilocamo, JodieT, jaybyrd, Blackjackuar and Shea like this

reposted by Viciouse31

Thank you from the bottom
of my bottom.

#framed, @sterre80

PenSword72, harlequina, lokeygirl, Bartjan, sudeshnarocks, juneocallagh, SourceBlack, UserOne, FrankFilocamo, JodieT and 6 others like this

reposted by mit01

Lost & never found.

#heart

phuamaxx, Viciouse31, UserOne, michiko3010, mone_ha, Shea, JodieT, FrankFilocamo, SourceBlack, lyfe and 4 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

Give me
a brake.

#speedy, #ride

Viciouse31, jaybyrd, JodieT, Shea, juneocallagh, FrankFilocamo, niniel, prem.prabodh, fart, Ziya and 2 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

THE REST
OF MY LIFE.

#unrest

flutedog, WinterDream, Fionacatherine, JodieT, sudeshnarocks, Authlander, FrankFilocamo, SourceBlack, jaybyrd, Shea and 1 other like this

DREAM.
REALITY.
MEMORY.

#no, #tag, #go, #figure

punkpig, PenSword72, flutedog, Blackjackuar, jaybyrd, Shea, juneocallagh, Authlander, SourceBlack, FrankFilocamo and 1 other like this

Don't bark if you can't bite.

#loser

Viciouse31, SourceBlack, UserOne, walkabout, FrankFilocamo, Juli7, PenSword72, foenix, JodieT, daniel8a14 and 6 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

Tired......in so many ways.

#tired

Bhuvii, phuamaxx, Viciouse31, MMNK, UserOne, Juli7, JodieT, deadsoul, niniel, PenSword72 and 9 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

More posts , more problem..
less posts, less problem..
no post, no problem!

#whatever

CurrentNobody, albertgualbert, WinterDream, dijana84, curvema, michiko3010, walkabout, JodieT, SourceBlack, ElfiEdel and 2 others like this

reposted by albertgualbert

Best friends are "Four"ever.

Whatever, whenever, however, wherever.

#bff

janem803, dijana84, curvema, KlingerSevteen, cybersont, michiko3010, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, MyM, mir-jam and 6 others like this

Congratulations,
you have successfully hurt my feelings, again. You must be so proud of yourself.

@Fionacatherine

phuamaxx, Viciouse31, WinterDream, dijana84, mars118, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, Juli7, JodieT, Francisca21 and 6 others like this

reposted by dijana84 and Viciouse31

Move away &
move
on.

phuamaxx, Viciouse31, PenSword72, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, JodieT, mediadeo, foenix, Parole, SourceBlack and 2 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

I'm in a bed mood.

#not, #bad

phuamaxx, Viciouse31, anca, Miss.V, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, Juli7, AalXZander, JodieT, foenix and 6 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

One day someone is going to come into your life & make you understand why you & none of your exes worked out.

#ex, #oneday

anca, PenSword72, mone_ha, curvema, Juli7, JodieT, SourceBlack, Shea and Blackjackuar like this

Hearts Closed.

Minds On.

#locked, #heart, #wandering, #mind

anca, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, Juli7, JodieT, SourceBlack, Fionacatherine, Blackjackuar and Shea like this

What I know

vs.

What I feel.

#worst, #battle

phuamaxx, Viciouse31, FrankFilocamo, FrankF, Juli7, JodieT, foenix, Fionacatherine, Blackjackuar, philipsonn and 2 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

Once upon a time, in a place far far far...FAR away, is where I would love to be right now.

#somewhere

jaybyrd, Viciouse31, PenSword72, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, JodieT, Francisca21, Fionacatherine, Shea, SourceBlack and 1 other like this

reposted by Viciouse31

Not everything that pops into your head needs to be posted on Boldomatic.

#lesson, #learnt

PueppiRazza, SourceBlack, JodieT, Orkid, MyM, lyfe, campino, Hodir, PenSword72, Authlander and 8 others like this

I got my Friday smile on!

#friday, #smile

juneocallagh, FrankFilocamo, FrankF, SourceBlack, guggigirl, lindaann, MyM, swatchUSA, JodieT, PenSword72 and 3 others like this

reposted by FrankFilocamo

Today just isn't my day...it could be raining titties & I'd get hit in the head with a dick.

#badluck

phuamaxx, Viciouse31, cybersont, Mrs.Hollerman, Junglipunjaban, Drakonan, roosterbear, lalaland, DMein, prayer and 12 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

She loves me she loves me not.

#affection, #returned

losthilles, DMein, MyM, ElfiEdel, UserOne, PenSword72, FrankFilocamo, FrankF, bobbybuilder, SourceBlack and 5 others like this

#loss

phuamaxx, tresacaliente1, swatchUSA, DMein, UserOne, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, Blackjackuar, Campo, PenSword72 and 5 others like this

7cause7isgreat, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, Blackjackuar, PenSword72, jaybyrd, JodieT, lindaann, Ziya, Shea and 2 others like this

reposted by Blackjackuar

Sorry reader.

I don't write fuck.

#circumstantial, #fuck

JodieT, UserOne, lindaann, Stokn, Shea, philipsonn, SourceBlack and jaybyrd like this

People lie, end of story.

#we, #all, #did, #do, #and, #will

guessulla, darage, mikedot, JodieT, Fionacatherine, ChrisRota, UserOne, MyM, lindaann, Stokn and 7 others like this

reposted by guessulla

CAUTION

WET POST

DO NOT TOUCH

#wet, #what

dor1316, a_mars_bar, phuamaxx, JodieT, PenSword72, sophh, Junglipunjaban, jaybyrd, MyM, SourceBlack and 8 others like this

Listening half, understanding quarter,
telling double.

#hear, #listen, #speak, #noevil

jayeshgehani, dor1316, a_mars_bar, Kush_Le, phuamaxx, JodieT, iranickarma, sophh, Junglipunjaban, blackboxmagic and 12 others like this

Sure you can call me later, but I'd prefer it if you called me by my real name.

#namely, #funny

pundamental, Mr_Kirkwood, sophh, UserOne, SourceBlack, PenSword72, FrankFilocamo, FrankF, foenix, swatchUSA and 7 others like this

Bold is not a dating app. Bold is not a dating app. Bold is not a dating app. Bold is not a dating app. Bold is not a dating app. Bold is not a dating app. Bold is not a dating app. Bold is not a dating app. Bold is not a dating app. Bold is not a dating app. Bold is not a dating app.
Bold is not a dating app.

#lesson, #note

ChrisRota, Junglipunjaban, niemo, abe, swatchUSA, ManuTiger, Babs_77, locupleto, DygytAlice, SourceBlack and 11 others like this

reposted by SourceBlack and onlyseconds

Mother nature loose your bra & relax a little.

#mothernature

SourceBlack, UserOne, Sunshine123, jaybyrd, Luenchen, Shea, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, JodieT, Ziya and 1 other like this

Every time a girl got pregnant, a guy left town.

#unchanged, #town, #population

WinterDream, SourceBlack, LGAC, UserOne, jaybyrd, PenSword72, Shea, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, JodieT and 1 other like this

O king of the holy sanctuary.

youtu.be

WinterDream, SourceBlack, FrankFilocamo, FrankF, michiko3010, jaybyrd and Shea like this

#and, #the, #winner, #is

SourceBlack, juneocallagh, PenSword72, Hodir, jaybyrd, Blackjackuar, lindaann, JodieT, MyM, philipsonn and 1 other like this

Fortune favours the
bold.

#brave

Orkid, jaybyrd, locupleto, lindaann, JodieT, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, Ziya and Shea like this

reposted by Afterbath1013 and Afterbath1013

#note

DMein, dor1316, PenSword72, MREZY, Lieutenant, FrankFilocamo, FrankF, ZeepBella, michiko3010, Shea and 2 others like this

H o w
a r e
y o u
r e a l l y
t h a t
s t u p i d?

#clueless

stefan_noth, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, PenSword72, sophh, Babs_77, MyM, seafix, JodieT, philipsonn and 5 others like this

Me: Holy shit that was so close!
Her: What?
Me: I almost gave a fuck.

#best, #worst, #sarcasm

WinterDream, varshikar, mone_ha, Authlander, stefan_noth, FrankFilocamo, FrankF, darage, PenSword72, AalXZander and 12 others like this

reposted by BlindPhantom

Please forgive me, because sometimes I know exactly what I am doing and I fucking do it anyway.

#truth

sirskitten1, akku2730, Viciouse31, jaybyrd, Bartjan, michiko3010, bold, Lieutenant, dijana84, lyfe and 18 others like this

reposted by GuyKaiser and Viciouse31

HATE BRUTE FORCE ATTACKS

#leave, #my, #sites, #alone

FrankFilocamo, FrankF, Svenousch, UserOne, Ziya, SourceBlack, Shea and jaybyrd like this

Shut up &
keep posting.

#note

Ziya, UserOne, a_mars_bar, flutedog, FrankFilocamo, FrankF, jaybyrd, BoyNextdoor, SourceBlack, PenSword72 and 3 others like this

Close your eyes.

Open your heart.

#heart, #can, #see

janem803, ManuTiger, swatchUSA, Ziya, UserOne, harlequina, a_mars_bar, MyM, BoyNextdoor, jaybyrd and 11 others like this

reposted by senna.c and bettyb

When your crush has a crush on you.

#imagination

m00ze, UserOne, bobbybuilder, FrankFilocamo, FrankF, lyfe, Midnightt, PenSword72, Shea, jaybyrd and 2 others like this

Do you ever feel like you're in Season 5 of your life & the writer is just doing outrageous stuff to keep it interesting?

#all, #new, #you, #boring

phuamaxx, MyM, juneocallagh, ikkuh95, Luenchen, TyroneNZ, mone_ha, Fabcookie, UserOne, dor1316 and 12 others like this

reposted by jaybyrd, Matinshaikh, tinaatinaa and Viciouse31

You wanna know but you don't wanna ask.

#shy

Viciouse31, TyroneNZ, dor1316, overlooked, jayeshgehani, UserOne, MyM, Orkid, jaybyrd, FrankFilocamo and 6 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

Sometime posts just can't describe how you feel.

#outside, #soul

CurrentNobody, Viciouse31, dor1316, UserOne, foenix, MyM, Orkid, jaybyrd, FrankFilocamo, FrankF and 4 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31 and CurrentNobody

#say, #yes

Viciouse31, bobbybuilder, FrankFilocamo, FrankF, SourceBlack, jaybyrd, meohmy and Shea like this

reposted by Viciouse31

#truly, #underpressure, @Shea

PenSword72, juneocallagh, UserOne, Shea, SourceBlack, rakragans, Authlander, locupleto, naebitnae, philipsonn and 1 other like this

#shit, #stucked, #in, #morning, #traffic

Viciouse31, UserOne, sophh, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, Shea, SourceBlack, jaybyrd and naebitnae like this

reposted by Viciouse31

#old

UserOne, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, jaybyrd, SourceBlack and Shea like this

I bet no one will like this on a t-shirt.

#unlikely, #tshirt, @SourceBlack

Campo, Viciouse31, d_bomb, PenSword72, UserOne, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, MyM, campino, philipsonn and 4 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31 and Campo

And
the
post goes on.

#perfect, #timing

FrankF, FrankFilocamo, michiko3010, PenSword72, aana, naebitnae, bobbybuilder, SourceBlack, Shea and jaybyrd like this

Licking or liking?

#ID

Viciouse31, sophh, FrankFilocamo, FrankF, PenSword72, philipsonn, aana, naebitnae, SourceBlack, Shea and 1 other like this

reposted by Viciouse31

Easier posted than said.

#wishful, #posting

Viciouse31, whatever., theobserver, juneocallagh, Fmon, JodieT, mylisa1970, curvema, flutedog, Bartjan and 20 others like this

reposted by sophh, agneymenon, tearsandbombs, hardyskater12, SourceBlack, theobserver and Viciouse31

#ill, #usion, @Shea, @SourceBlack

janem803, victoriamyk, SourceBlack, BoyNextdoor and Shea like this

I iron for you.

So I must love you.

orderly.co.nz

#ironing, #love

PenSword72, philipsonn, BoyNextdoor, FrankFilocamo, FrankF, jaybyrd, SourceBlack and Shea like this

#fuck, #luck, #etc

Viciouse31, Bartjan, flutedog, roosterbear, PenSword72, juneocallagh, kj55, UserOne, philipsonn, Fionacatherine and 6 others like this

reposted by macntosh77, luistemple and Viciouse31

Like the tin man, you have no heart. Like the scarecrow, you have no brain & just like the lion, you're a coward.

#coward

inamorta, juneocallagh, MoonBeamChild, a_mars_bar, UserOne, 1956, Fionacatherine, prubton, Hodir, goddessshelle and 10 others like this

reposted by nilki, rosarye and macntosh77

I'm known all over the world for my posts.

#exaggeration

Viciouse31, juneocallagh, UserOne, Hodir, PenSword72, JodieT, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, lindaann, jaybyrd and 5 others like this

A quiet man, is a thinking man.

A quiet woman, is usually mad.

#manvswoman

prem.prabodh, anna.panayi11, locupleto, meskjold, rajka26, Flippeldi, Babs_77, SilverJury, juneocallagh, UserOne and 19 others like this

reposted by Redick, rakragans and OliMax

Monthly Points Level 3 Badge.

Who really cares?

#fu

stefan_noth, PenSword72, JodieT, Shea, SourceBlack, a_mars_bar, FrankFilocamo, FrankF, jaybyrd and Ziya like this