Claudio's Posts

ERSTAUNT MICH EIGENTLICH NICHT, DASS DAS WORT BESESSEN ESSEN BEINHALTET.

#essen, #leidenschaft

Campo, bold, emiledi77, debby87, Gaucho, MaScho, Luenchen and guggigirl like this

When I see an arrogant rich bitch at the grocery store, I ask her: "Excuse me, do you work here?"
just to keep the shit real.

#snobs, #rich, #people, #arrogance

JMBis, ChrisRota, janem803, bold, SourceBlack, whatever., emiledi77, debby87, PenSword72, DygytAlice and 9 others like this

reposted by sosoandso

If you consider the price per kilo,
the powder in a Nespresso capsule should be white.

#nespresso, #coffee, #whatelse, @purplechill, @drjgelb, @anjamn

JMBis, ehab_faris, pinguin, emiledi77, debby87, hommage, Lieutenant, marielle8, juneocallagh, manuo and 26 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, Ronny_Vice, Maracuya, Marcella, luckyroo59, hdmhmd and ehab_faris

Ich habs:
Du musst dein Ändern leben!

#Leben

Campo, -Juliane-, emiledi77, debby87, hommage, Karn_star, david71, OtMat, bold, guggigirl and 8 others like this

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#paris, #prayforparis, #noussommesuni, #jesuisparis

emiledi77, elidealista, locupleto, Babs_77, guggigirl, jonesygirl80, Luenchen and niniel like this

Wenn zu meiner Zeit jemand Halloween gesagt hat, dann war das Eduard Zimmermann zu Peter Nidetzky.

#halloween, #aktenzeichenxy, #scary, #goodoldtimes, #daswarennochzeiten, #flashback

satan, emiledi77, lechiffre, stefan_noth, KnightofSIAL, Sunshine123, Yakooza and guggigirl like this

I have a question to all the people who think they know everything.

Did I lock the door?

#annoying, #people

janem803, Shreya95, emiledi77, debby87, locupleto, sarah_hilliams, Lirpae.., puzzlii, JodieT, niniel and 2 others like this

AFTER MONDAY AND TUESDAY EVEN THE CALENDAR SAYS WTF

#monday, #wtf

satan, savinele, guggigirl, zefrances, Luenchen, thewiseguy75, campino, jaybyrd, JodieT and Lirpae.. like this

Remembering the first time we made love.

Doodle dee doo!
Doodle dee doo!

#first, #love, #inspired, #simplyred

hommage, sarcasm_only, zefrances and dor1316 like this

The WiFi in a café is called "Martin Router King". Well, what can I say?
I have a stream!

locupleto, zefrances, JodieT, soyy, sarcasm_only, stefan_noth, stephinity, campino, sarah_hilliams, Luenchen and 2 others like this

reposted by magdimus

Sorry if I looked
interested. I'm not.

#flirt, #fail

SirenadeX, kara.zorel, debby87, Authlander, Juspit, Krimi63, madfille, cooledpizza, AnurajbirSingh, piamom and 17 others like this

reposted by sultana and PrettyOddMonKe

OFF
IS THE
GENERAL DIRECTION
IN WICH
I WISH YOU WOULD
FUCK.

#fuck, #fuckoff, #getlost

perellano, satan, soekopaacykel, pizo, looolaa, wookie, sarcasm_only and Luenchen like this

Bin endlich den
Winterspeck los!

Habe jetzt
Frühlingsrollen.

#fett

JMBis, heidierdbeer, jolak, enigma, jonesygirl80, piepa, Moon-D, againandagain, sarcasm_only, puzzlii and 3 others like this

Wer viel liest, ist belesen. Wer viel weiss, ist bewandert. Wer viel trinkt, was soll der Scheiss?!

#Trinken, #Alkohol, #Drinks

debby87, hommage, Babs_77, campino, puzzlii, guggigirl, aehmpaeh, sarcasm_only, Luenchen and Pesca like this

So you had
a bad day?

Forget about it.

There are people who have their
ex's name tattoed on their ass!

#badday, #ex, #tattoo

debby87, PenSword72, sandy_396, zefrances, sarah_hilliams, Demetrius, Babs_77, niniel, sarcasm_only, guggigirl and 1 other like this

STAY AWAY
FROM
NEGATIVE
PEOPLE.

THEY HAVE
A PROBLEM
FOR EVERY SOLUTION.

#people, #negativity, #problems

Dalie, hommage, locupleto, cybersont, dor1316, SimonLauper, sera_la_dera, skyblue99, zefrances, RamonaStewart and 6 others like this

Shout out to all Hotel Maids.

That have to change sheets February 15th.

#Valentine's, #Day, #Love, #Sex, #BungaBunga

Luenchen, GaylrdSprFckr, pasquale85 and sarcasm_only like this

MAYBE WE SHOULD STOP ASKING WHY REAL FOOD IS SO EXPENSIVE AND START ASKING WHY PROCESSED FOOD IS SO CHEAP.

#food, #slowfood

Gaucho, savinele, locupleto, PenSword72, emilyc, monoliz, zefrances, swatchUSA, Babs_77, RamonaStewart and 5 others like this

Sweet dreams are made of cheese,
who am I to diss a
Brie? I cheddar the world and the feta cheese, everybody's looking for Stilton.

#cheese, #food, #craving

locupleto, Ms_Ntlebi, JodieT, PenSword72, RamonaStewart, sarcasm_only, kfasheldon, jaybyrd, JoAnn, Demetrius and 1 other like this

Mutter Natur
hat dir wohl
zwei linke Füsse geschenkt.

So scheisse wie du jeden Tag aufstehst.

#Muffel, #Leben

guggigirl, Demetrius, Loupi4614, mir-jam, Luenchen, aehmpaeh and sarcasm_only like this

Menschen, die mich 2014 bewegt haben:

28 Busfahrer
24 Tramchauffeusen
18 Lokführer
12 Piloten
16 Taxifahrer

Danke!

#people, #year, #2014

pasquale85, guggigirl, MeMyselfAnd..I, againandagain, Demetrius, avant-garde, fruitgarden, wipkinger, hallowelt, JodieT and 4 others like this

HOW CAN
YOU SEE
THE LIGHT

IF YOU AIN'T SEEN THE MOTHERFUCKIN' DARKNESS?

#light, #darkness

Ms_Ntlebi, _Nathalie_, guggigirl and Luenchen like this

TEXT IST MEIN METIER
MIT DEM
ICH INS BETT GEH

#text, #boldomatic, #bold

DonSpaccafurnu, janineyvette, sarcasm_only and Luenchen like this

DON'T
BE SUCH
A PUSSY. DICK HEAD.

#be, #a, #man

janem803, litjackson, meohmy, Lirpae.., sarcasm_only and Luenchen like this

@Guggigirl don't you ever do this to me again! It said: "oops! this user no longer exists." Then I realized I tipped Pizookie instead of you :)

@guggigirl, #heartattack, @Babs_77

dor1316, Luenchen, swatchUSA, Babs_77 and guggigirl like this

"I didn't say Minnie was crazy," claimed Mickey Mouse,

"I said she was fucking Goofy!"

Ms_Ntlebi, aphilt, dor1316, zefrances, meohmy, Luenchen, Babs_77 and creatorbeats like this

Weekend Forecast:

Mostly drunk with a Chance of Horny.

#weekend

DonSpaccafurnu, litjackson, meohmy, creatorbeats, SimonLauper, abe, Luenchen, guggigirl and Babs_77 like this

reposted by annee94

That juicy foodporn in a McDonald's Ad. The junk they actually serve you.

#brutalhonesty

Akatrine, timtomdan, SimonLauper and Luenchen like this

The problem with Italian Food: 3 or 4 days later you are hungry again.

#food, #hungry

sophh, poeta, supermom, A.M., karwel, kj55, ValSelene, Moon-D, creatorbeats, makalapua and 7 others like this

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#9/11, #twintowers

Babs_77, guggigirl, dor1316, swatchUSA, makalapua, Ms_Ntlebi, Luenchen and Lirpae.. like this

Forever is
a long time.

But I wouldn't
mind spending it
by your side.

hommage, locupleto, poeta, guggigirl, 2schaa, Loupi4614, Luenchen, RamonaStewart and ccz6ih like this

Days like these lead to
Nights like this lead to
Drinks like ours.

#bonfire, #hearts

poeta, guggigirl, Luenchen and ccz6ih like this

Nüchtern betrachtet müsste man sich Montag betrinken, nicht am Wochenende.

#Montag, #Alkohol

stefan_noth, nano560, aehmpaeh, guggigirl, Luenchen, wookie, SimonLauper, Lirpae.., sarah_hilliams and Akatrine like this

Painful, how little you know,
about the person you know.

#breakup

monoliz, jonesygirl80, guggigirl, Luenchen, dor1316 and kj55 like this

Scary, how little you know,
about the people you know.

#secrets

ChrisRota, janem803, guggigirl, Luenchen, dor1316, Babs_77, kj55 and haiden_ like this

reposted by Secrets., EmmaEmma2000 and ChrisRota

Es ist Sommer und meine Finger sind zu klamm, um eine Adress-Etikette zu schreiben.

A wie August - oder Arschloch.

#Sommer2014, #fürnarsch

ZoJ, aehmpaeh and Babs_77 like this

pzsäu. knbp y95:6€,.")6ixäjxk

Reposted from Claudio

#damn!, #repostet, #from, #that, #very, #monkey

Luenchen and guggigirl like this

pzsäu. knbp y95:6€,.")6ixäjxk

#not, #my, #bold!, #a, #monkey, #stole, #phone...

Yakooza, _Nathalie_, Luenchen, guggigirl and mir-jam like this

reposted by Claudio

Here's all you have to know about men and women:

Women are crazy,
men are stupid.

And the main reason women are crazy
is that men are stupid.

#Quote, #George, #Carlin

ellenicole, FoxxxyLaady.2, freeyomind, enigma, _Nathalie_, Luenchen, guggigirl, dor1316, JodieT, Babs_77 and 2 others like this

one day baby we'll be bold, oh baby we'll be bold.

#boldomatic

stephinity, guggigirl, stefan_noth, Akatrine, jonesygirl80 and BJcore like this

TO THE HIP HOP YA'
DON'T STOP.

ACHunter and guggigirl like this

bold, H-NES, harzzack, A.M., sera_la_dera, enigma, haiden_, thewiseguy75, zefrances, mir-jam and 4 others like this

Die würd ich auch auf der Bettkante stossen.

#Sex, #aus, #heiterem, #Himmel

Vandala, Luenchen, ernstrose, LNbold, guggigirl, JuliaGioia, sarah_hilliams, hallowelt and hebdifescht like this

Dear God

Recently you have taken my favorite singer Michael Jackson, my favorite actor Patrick Swayze and my favorite actress Farrah Fawcett.

Now I just wanted to let you know my favorite soccer team is Germany. Thanks!

Reposted from Claudio

#worldcup

lollip2, stefan_noth, litjackson, ACHunter, Luenchen, guggigirl, Fridaa and ene like this

Der Schrott den die Leute so kaufen.

Die fragen bestimmt: «Kann ich auch mit Dummheit bezahlen?»

#Dummheit, #Shopping

sarah_hilliams, swatchUSA, begrian, Luenchen, flegelkind and Lirpae.. like this

Dear God

Recently you have taken my favorite singer Michael Jackson, my favorite actor Patrick Swayze and my favorite actress Farrah Fawcett.

Now I just wanted to let you know my favorite soccer team is Germany. Thanks!

#Dutch, #Joke

ZeepBella, Dead.Yeti, perellano, Ms_Ntlebi, JuliaGioia, Luenchen, Babs_77, lollip2, PenSword72, ene and 7 others like this

reposted by Claudio

Thanks for the free Wifi in the room dear Hotel management.

And for that friendly password you ask me EVERY FUCKING TIME I have to login:

B56gJh6m24lMrZ2Ws6

#service, #my, #ass

PenSword72, unparteiisch, dixiedrama, misterlab, sandy_396, _Nathalie_, Gabbem, swatchUSA, foenix, Ms_Ntlebi and 4 others like this

LIKE A
DOG
WITHOUT
A BONE

#riders, #on, #the, #snake

Ssarah, soyy, PenSword72, Ms_Ntlebi, zefrances, lollip2, bold, Luenchen and guggigirl like this

CAN YOU HANDLE THE TRUTH?

#ride

poeta, soyy, nano560, PenSword72, abe, Babs_77, zefrances, stephinity, Luenchen and guggigirl like this

#ride

soyy, Luenchen and guggigirl like this

During sex I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She was like "What are you doing?"
And I was like "Hush, I saw this
on youporn, it's called buffering!"

#sex

druidix, roshierman, nothingisclear, PenSword72, Moon-D, ArianOne, riles, thewiseguy75, sarah_hilliams, SimonLauper and 5 others like this

reposted by AmaSolheim

Jesus lives.

He said,
stop poking around his past and mind your own shit.

#Jesus, #Religion, #Freedom

PenSword72, sarah_hilliams, AmaSolheim, ernstrose, Babs_77, Luenchen, 2schaa and soyy like this

Jesus lebt.

Er hat gesagt,
hört auf in seiner Vergangenheit rumzustochern
und kümmert
euch um euren eigenen Scheiss.

#Jesus, #Religion, #Freiheit

sarah_hilliams, ernstrose, Babs_77 and Luenchen like this

Not yet.
Not yet.
Not yet.
Not yet.
Not yet.
EAT ME NOW!
Too late.

• AVOCADOS •

#Ripe, #Avicados, #Avocados

Sunshine123, sophh, Phelweg, PenSword72, jonesygirl80, soyy, yanel, stephinity, swatchUSA, Ms_Ntlebi and 9 others like this

reposted by spreadmeister

Meine gute Laune geht grad meine Motivation suchen.

Verdammt, jetzt sind beide weg!

feerilia, jonesygirl80, Qiu, yanel, puzzlii, Babs_77, Lirpae.., sissy_and_bros, guggigirl and Akatrine like this

Who said you can't
gamble with love?

I am going all in.
It's all or nothing.

janem803, PenSword72, Babs_77, zefrances, MissB, Luenchen, guggigirl, Akatrine, dor1316, RamonaStewart and 1 other like this

I use SEX PANTHER.

A manly Cologne by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries.

60% of the time it works EVERY TIME!

#Quote, #Anchorman, #Sex

PenSword72, 2schaa, guggigirl and zefrances like this

•|•

Musste feststellen, dass Pornos gar nicht echt sind.

Alles nur Ficktion.

Reposted from Claudio

#sex

MeMyselfAnd..I, sarah_hilliams, ZoJ, yve74, stefan_noth, DonSpaccafurnu, mir-jam, Luenchen, mariechen_xo, izzi and 1 other like this

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~• ~• ~•
~• ~• ~• ~•
~• ~• ~• ~• ~•
~• ~• ~•
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CHERCHER LA FEMME

Reposted from Claudio

#sex

poeta, biatrizpereira, PenSword72, wtffroydis, dAn, ZoJ, yve74, DonSpaccafurnu, Ms_Ntlebi, mir-jam and 7 others like this

FLY LIKE AN EAGLE.

FUCK LIKE A RABBIT.

Reposted from Claudio

#sex

Ms_Ntlebi, Luenchen, zefrances, guggigirl and Lirpae.. like this

Honey, let's share
some DNA and
conceive our Future

#love, #life, @abe, @jackass

abe, dor1316, casaper, Ms_Ntlebi, jackass, guggigirl, zefrances, Lirpae.., Babs_77 and Luenchen like this

10
SIGNS
YOUR
RELATION
IS
OVER

#1 reading this bullshit

#true, #love

poeta, misterlab, guggigirl, dor1316, Luenchen, crystalD, Ms_Ntlebi and Babs_77 like this

What's the point of
being romantic when
you can get drunk?

#love, #romance, #drinks

sphynxe, jonesygirl80, Babs_77, soyy, guggigirl, brody, avant-garde, Ms_Ntlebi and zefrances like this

reposted by soyy

YEAH, ADD
SOME DRAMA, BABY!

#Drama

sweswiss, Luenchen, Babs_77, guggigirl, avant-garde and Ms_Ntlebi like this

Dieser Moment, wenn du alle Outfits probiert hast und du dich sagen hörst:

"Scheiss drauf, ich bleib heut zuhause!"

#Nixzumanziehen

jonesygirl80, Luenchen, Akatrine, guggigirl, Loupi4614, little_hippie, avant-garde, ZoJ and MeMyselfAnd..I like this

That moment when you've tried every possible outfit and you say to yourself:

"You'd better stay home today."

#nothingtowear

RamonaStewart, Luenchen, jackass, MissB, Gabbem, zefrances, avant-garde and Ms_Ntlebi like this

An alle hirnlosen Hübis im Hilfeforum die schreiben: "Ich weiss nicht, aber ich glaube, es könnte ..."

EINFACH MAL FRESSE HALTEN!

#Fressehalten!

debby87, Loupi4614, ZoJ and Luenchen like this

To all the people in help forums who answer: "I don't know, but I think it could be ..."

JUST SHUT THE
FUCK UP!

#shutthefuckup!

freeyomind, DonSpaccafurnu, dor1316, jackass, brody, Gabbem, zefrances, Pesca, Ms_Ntlebi, bold and 1 other like this

If you knew what I
dreamt about you,
you would probably

a tell me to go
fuck myself
b ask me to fuck
you right away

#I, #prefer, #b

litjackson, ernstrose, 2schaa, Ms_Ntlebi, soyy, zefrances, fool, Luenchen, kj55 and Babs_77 like this

Wenn du wüsstest,
was ich von dir
geträumt habe,
würdest du vermutlich

a) mir sofort eine knallen
b) sofort mit mir knallen

#ich, #bin, #für, #b)

ernstrose, NukeSkywalker, Babs_77 and Luenchen like this

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If your girlfriends mother asks you what contraceptive you use:

"I cum in her face"

is definitely not the appropriate answer.

#contraception, @abe

ellenicole, Andrix018, LNbold, yve74, abe, mir-jam, litjackson, guggigirl, SaraRuid, brody and 4 others like this

•|•

Wenn dich die Mutter deiner Freundin fragt, welches Verhütungsmittel ihr benutzt, ist:

"Ich spritze ihr ins Gesicht"

definitiv nicht die richtige Antwort.

#Verhütung, #love, #life

mir-jam, sandy_396, ZoJ, Lirpae.., puzzlii, stefan_noth, yve74 and Luenchen like this

Mainsh bish
King will König
hesh Alte?

#Royal

DonSpaccafurnu and guggigirl like this

?
I'm
ITALIAN
I cannot
KEEP
CALM

creatorbeats, PenSword72, ZoJ, hallowelt, swatchUSA, _Nathalie_, Luenchen, begrian, Babs_77, DonSpaccafurnu and 7 others like this

Death by stoning for gay sex?

No way, Sultan of Brunei.

You're not royal. You are stoned!

#Boycott, #islamic, #law, #plans, #in, #royal, #Brunei

PenSword72, swatchUSA, Babs_77, Luenchen, zefrances and abe like this

Oh boy.

I thought boldomatic is royalty free?

#royal

InfluenceNoise, PenSword72, hallowelt, swatchUSA, Babs_77, flegelkind, lollip2, abe, zefrances and Luenchen like this

Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?

Royale with cheese.

#Royal, #quote, #Pulp, #Fiction, @mylisa1970

PenSword72, Babs_77, flegelkind, zefrances, Luenchen, guggigirl, aehmpaeh and lollip2 like this

EGAL, WIEVIEL MAN SCHLÄFT, FRISST, WEINT, PUTZT UND FICKT.

MAN WIRD WIEDER MÜDE, HUNGRIG, TRAURIG, DRECKIG UND GEIL.

#quote, #stefanie, #sargnagel

Vandala, A.M., Flockae, ZoJ, little_hippie, Akatrine, againandagain, guggigirl, mir-jam, Luenchen and 2 others like this

NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU SLEEP, EAT, CRY, CLEAN AND FUCK.

YOU WILL GET TIRED, HUNGRY, SAD, FILTHY AND HORNY AGAIN.

#quote, #stefanie, #sargnagel

perellano, ehab_faris, MyM, hebdifescht, ellenicole, Moon-D, dor1316, PenSword72, kj55, Lirpae.. and 9 others like this

reposted by TMyricks, raffizh and ehab_faris

#better?, @guggigirl

beautiful, ZoJ, fruitgarden, piepa and guggigirl like this

Wie das Land,
so das JEVER.

Also flach.

#Bierwerbung

sarah_hilliams, Luenchen, guggigirl and fruitgarden like this

Jetzt noch CHANEL
ein Geschenk für's
Mami shoppen.

#Muttertag, @guggigirl, @Luenchen

mir-jam, dalmina, little_hippie, sera_la_dera, stefan_noth, begrian, ZoJ, fruitgarden, swatchUSA, guggigirl and 2 others like this

Sei bold. Nicht billig.

#be, #bold

PenSword72, jonesygirl80, sarah_hilliams, mir-jam, crystalD, ZoJ, fruitgarden, swatchUSA, guggigirl and Loupi4614 like this

#sei, #bold, #nicht, #billig

ZoJ, A.M. and swatchUSA like this

Too many people are counting calories instead of chemicals.

#healthy, #food

enigma, Gabbem, stephinity, DonSpaccafurnu, foenix, Babs_77, Loupi4614, swatchUSA, Akatrine and Luenchen like this

SON
OFFA
BITCH!

#Wanna, #curse?, #go-ahead, #let-it-all-out!, @dAn, @DonSpaccafurnu, @jackass, @mArk12, @NukeSkywalker, @GaylrdSprFckr, @5011wireless, @pie

DonSpaccafurnu, kj55, 2schaa, Luenchen, Dr.Evil, zefrances, avant-garde, guggigirl and PenSword72 like this

Faaacking Wifi disconnection!

If this crap kicks me out one more goddam time I'll cut someones fucking Jacobs off!

#aggravated, #lousyWifi, @jackass

Dr.Evil, zefrances, guggigirl, mArk12 and jackass like this

HOW CAN YOU SEE THE LIGHT WHEN YOU AIN'T SEEN THE
MOTHERFUCKING DARKNESS?

#night, @abe

abe, tintin78, Babs_77, jonesygirl80, guggigirl and zefrances like this

May you never steal,
lie or cheat. But if you must steal, then steal away my sorrows.
And if you must lie,
lie with me all the nights of my life.
And if you must cheat, then please cheat death, because I couldn't live a day without you.

#Beautiful, #Irish, #Toast

RamonaStewart, abe, Babs_77, fruitgarden, jonesygirl80, guggigirl and Ms_Ntlebi like this

reposted by dor1316 and ChrisRota

Lovin you is easy cause your beautiful.
Makin love with you is all i want to do.
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La-la-la-la-la,
La-la-la-la-la.
La-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Doot doot dootin. Doot-do. Haaaaah!

#Minnie, #Riperton

guggigirl, Ms_Ntlebi, Lirpae.. and lollip2 like this

The Kamasutra needs an update.

Men's favorite sex position:
The web surfer.

#•|•, #wanking

zefrances, A.M., soyy, fool and Luenchen like this

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sleep with
one eye open
gripping your pillow tight

#exit, #light, #enter, #night

uniquelyme, sera_la_dera, Moon-D, ZoJ, zefrances, guggigirl and BJcore like this

NIGHTMARES ON WAX

#soundjourney, #into, #the, #night

A Doctor said to have inner peace we should always finish things we start. So I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptions, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum.

#innerpeace

Finipigen, bold, fruitgarden, stephinity, guggigirl, jullytully, sera_la_dera and Lirpae.. like this

Uranus.

Ist das eigentlich das erste Arschloch des Universums?

ZoJ, Lirpae.., Babs_77, Luenchen, againandagain, jonesygirl80, bold, Loupi4614, casaper, soene and 1 other like this

Mr. President? My daddy says you're spying us online.

He's not your dad.

#Obama

epstein, ernstrose, againandagain, evvelina, zefrances, ACHunter, Luenchen, swatchUSA, guggigirl and 2schaa like this

SLEEPLESS
in boldomatic

#sleepless

PenSword72, mir-jam, jonesygirl80, nano560, stephinity, evvelina, ACHunter, ZoJ, Luenchen, Babs_77 and 4 others like this

BEFORE YOU LEAVE THIS WORLD, WRITE AN AWESOME POEM.

ALWAYS.

#deadpoetalive

AbbyPenguins, PenSword72, jonesygirl80, swatchUSA, sera_la_dera, evvelina, Celestial, ACHunter, 2schaa, zefrances and 3 others like this

?
KEEP
CALM
and
COME
DEEP

#enjoy, #your, #sexlife

Vandala, crystalD, evvelina, Celestial, ACHunter, zefrances and ernstrose like this

?
KEEP CALM
and
VAFFANCULO

#shutup, #fuckoff

Ziya, itchyPitchfork, ChrisRota, hanueli, pizo, Krimi63, savinele, epstein, lechiffre, fuechsin and 8 others like this

reposted by Krimi63 and ChrisRota

ONLY THE PRESENT MOMENT CONTAINS LIFE.

LIVE BOLD.

* Thích Nh?t H?nh *

#deadpoetalive

Liya, CuteIngi, MiguelMalla, Celestial, guggigirl, _Nathalie_ and bjygeronimo like this

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.

#strength

poeta, missv, epstein, jonesygirl80, ernstrose, Celestial, guggigirl, _Nathalie_, soene, Akatrine and 1 other like this

Never interrupt a woman when she is silent.

#deadpoetalive

ChrisRota, mng, juneocallagh, phuamaxx, Luenchen, meohmy, UserOne, locupleto, juliettebravo, MyM and 30 others like this

reposted by naynay07, AyeshaIrshad, alyssamay and MyM

Schreibe in meinem Rezept: "Scamorza".

Korrektur-Vorschläge MS Word: "Camorra, Schmerz".

#WTF?

ZoJ, mariechen_xo, Celestial, tintin78 and stefan_noth like this

() ()
O o
"
" "
my eggs?

#bunny

ZoJ, ACHunter, zefrances, guggigirl, 2schaa, Gabbem and swatchUSA like this

reposted by seppowitch

() () () () () () () ()
o.o o.o o.o o.o
" " " "
" " " " " " " "

happy easter

Reposted from Claudio

#bunny

ZoJ, zefrances, guggigirl, Gabbem, swatchUSA and ACHunter like this

HAPPY
we're from boldomatic

#happy

ZoJ, Gabbem, mir-jam, ACHunter, swatchUSA, sarcaSM, Babs_77 and guggigirl like this

One day those way too skinny girls with their way too big sun glasses are simply going to fall face down.

#skinny, #girls, #big, #shades

phuamaxx, Luenchen, epstein, enigma, soene, ACHunter, DonSpaccafurnu, stefan_noth, Gabbem, sarcaSM and 3 others like this

reposted by swatchUSA

DEAR KIM JONG-UN

LET'S MAKE GNOCCHI TOGETHER.

YOU'LL FIND YOUR INNER PEACE.

#peace

GaylrdSprFckr, begrian, chipdicks, kyunghanKIM, abe, guggigirl, sarcaSM, Loupi4614, swatchUSA and Luenchen like this

I WOULD LIKE TO FOLLOW MY HEART BUT THAT FOOL IS COMPLETELY LOST.

#Love

epstein, ACHunter, abe, begrian, Gabbem, guggigirl, Lirpae.., kj55 and MissB like this

DEAR WLADIMIR

LET'S MAKE GNOCCHI TOGETHER.

YOU'LL FIND YOUR INNER PEACE. FUGGEDABOUTIT!

#Putin, #better, #make, #pasta

epstein, yanel, Luenchen, satan and zefrances like this

FRAUEN SIND
NICHT KOMPLIZIERT.
SIE WOLLEN NUR
GELIEBT WERDEN.
UND ÜBERRASCHT.
UND SCHMUCK.
UND ANDERE DINGE,
DIE DU ERRATEN
MUSST.

#Gäll?, @guggigirl

madamem., niniel, scalma, swatchUSA, soon, ZoJ, Luenchen, Lirpae.., guggigirl and little_hippie like this

reposted by guggigirl, nasha883 and schnudelhupf

Cristiano Ronaldo. Er kann es nicht lassen. Schalke will doch nur schlafen. Und er? Vögelt einfach immer weiter. 0:3. Aua.

- 11 Freunde -

#Bester, #Liveticker

I think packaging designers of womens shower gel have a serious penis complex.

#Or, #one, #hell, #of, #fun

ACHunter, abe, zefrances, lollip2 and guggigirl like this

Gabbem and guggigirl like this

Du bist gross, Mann.

Und ich spreche jetzt englisch.

#gross, #english, #widerlich, #uglytruth

mjf likes this

YOU'RE A CRAZY FUCK.

BUT IN A GOOD WAY!

#man, #of, #action

abe, kyunghanKIM and guggigirl like this

WE NEED
MORE TIME
FOR EACH
OTHER.

MUCH MORE TIME.

#Friendship

RentMix, abe, ratatrampa, Qiu, nano560, yanel, zefrances, aehmpaeh, avant-garde and guggigirl like this

Aller guten Dinge sind dreist.

#Tu, #es, #einfach

Angelatarae, ZoJ, crystalD, enigma, hallowelt, aehmpaeh, guggigirl, againandagain, Luenchen and feerilia like this

reposted by fidi

WIR MÜSSEN AUFHÖREN WENIGER ZU TRINKEN.

HAPPY 2014!

#newyear

Luenchen, begrian, guggigirl, Lirpae.. and juergmettler like this

Should I convert to Islam in 2014? Judaism? Or Buddhism?

Uh, fuck it.
I'll stay bold.

#newyear

mjf, abe, begrian, stefan_noth and hebdifescht like this

Soll ich 2014 zum Islam konvertieren? Zum Judentum? Oder lieber zum Buddhismus?

Ach, scheiss drauf. Ich bleib Bolder.

#newyear

stefan_noth, againandagain, ZoJ, soene, dreamworld, guggigirl and Luenchen like this

I'M PRETTY SURE I SAW kj55 DANCING LIKE HELL IN PHARRELL WILLIAMS "HAPPY" CLIP.

#who, #else, #besides, @kj55, #is, #dancing, #in, #happy?

dor1316, Gabbem, againandagain, begrian, kj55 and guggigirl like this

FUCKING
BITCH!

See my
awesome
words?

#nofilter

#nofilter, #posts, #on, #FB, #sucks

mjf, guggigirl, avant-garde and bold like this

Bring mich erst
nach Hause, wenn
ich betrunken bin.

#Sundayblues

ZoJ, bold, Lirpae.., againandagain, soene, beside, stefan_noth, beesmoove, guggigirl and Luenchen like this

VOM MOND AUS BETRACHTET, SPIELT DAS GANZE KEINE SO GROSSE ROLLE.

#takeiteasy

Luenchen, soene, guggigirl, sera_la_dera, ZoJ and Loupi4614 like this

Dieses OUTFITTERY.
Das ist doch TEXAID für Wohlstands-Verwahrloste.

Reposted from Claudio

#Internetshopping, #Kleidersammlung

ZoJ, stefan_noth, Lirpae.., beside and guggigirl like this

Dieses OUTFITTERY.
Das ist doch TEXAID für Wohlstands-Verwahrloste.

#Internetshopping, #Kleidersammlung

stefan_noth and beside like this

reposted by Claudio

HEY, BABY.
LET'S JUST GO UPSTAIRS AND CLEAR THE CONFUSION.

kj55, avant-garde, Lirpae.. and guggigirl like this

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[][][][][][][]
[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
[][][][][][][][][][][][]

ROMA ETERNA

Reposted from Claudio

#mycity

poeta, sohacosm, kkprsy, GigyArce, imcesca, austinroberts, pixtor, ColbyNicha, mir-jam, alley and 22 others like this

W
Y c I o
N o n i t r
e r i o t ' l
w k s t a y. s a d.

Reposted from Claudio

#mycity

poeta, dor1316, mehr, swatchUSA, zefrances, guggigirl, Babs_77 and Luenchen like this

|
A
A
A
A
A
A
A A
J'AIME
A A
P A R I S
A A

Reposted from Claudio

#mycity

kj55, mehr, aehmpaeh, swatchUSA, zefrances, DonSpaccafurnu, guggigirl, Babs_77 and Luenchen like this

I don't know why people are so keen to put the details of their private life in public; they forget that invisibility is a superpower.

• Banksy

#Banksy

Davidmayhem, MissB, allisonrae, newkid2013, acmepost, dAn, nano560, lollip2, guggigirl, bold and 2 others like this

PANIC CAREFULLY

#Keep, #calm

allisonrae, newkid2013, LNbold, kj55, Lirpae.., Babs_77, hannahe, guggigirl, kolarg, GaylrdSprFckr and 1 other like this

The next
generation.

The next
enervation.

luke, Lirpae.., Babs_77, kolarg, hallowelt, Luenchen, stefan_noth, Loupi4614, guggigirl, lollip and 2 others like this

* * * * * *
* * * * * *
* * * * * *
* * * *
* * *
PETRUS, GOHTS NO?!? SCHWACHCHOPF!

#Snowing, #in, #Switzerland, #Bitch!

guggigirl, Lirpae.., SimonLauper and Babs_77 like this

Lalalalala! Ich, kann, dich, nicht, hören. Lalalalala!

Luenchen, Babs_77, soene, avant-garde and musissy like this

? ? ? ? ?
?
? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ?
? ? ? ? ?
Gents, mind ta shave
yer balls for Friday!
? ? ? ? ?
? ?
? ? ? ? ?
? ?
? ? ? ? ? ?

#shaved, #balls, #for, #friday, @GaylrdSprFckr

kj55, Babs_77, Surfingsafari, zefrances, stefan_noth and guggigirl like this

reposted by raffizh

A bear ate all my clothes and stuff!

Apart from these condoms.

Can I sleep in your tent tonight?

#Camping, #with, #Brüno

SimonLauper, Babs_77 and guggigirl like this

The look of love
?is in your eyes

#Love, #your, #new, #profile, #pic!, @guggigirl

InfluenceNoise, llamabat, jullytully, Lirpae.., Babs_77, guggigirl, ZoJ, zefrances, Laurahagebutte, aehmpaeh and 1 other like this

boldomatic survey

Should men laser shave their balls?

YES? NO?

@GaylrdSprFckr, @RamonaSteward, @Tea

bold, satan, guggigirl, kj55, sohilsgandhi, PenSword72 and tweetybird like this

Heute ist Welt-Tierschutz-Tag.

Seid lieb zu mir. Ich bin ein Party Animal.

#Welttierschutztag, #Party, #Animal

guggigirl, beside, Luenchen, crystalD, againandagain, Lirpae.., _Nathalie_, avant-garde and ZoJ like this

Today is world animal day. Be nice to me. I'm a party animal.

#world, #party, #animal, #day

richjaybitch, guggigirl, zefrances, beside, Luenchen, sohilsgandhi, Lirpae.., _Nathalie_, avant-garde, ZoJ and 1 other like this

Zu meinem Sohn (7):

Komm hör auf. Klar isst du Hörnli und Ghackets. Hast du letzte Woche bei Fiona auch gegessen. Weiss ich imfall von ihrem Mami.

Er beugt sich vor: «HALLO? Da war ich verliebt?!?»

#Schlawiner, @guggigirl, @aehmpaeh

Luenchen, claudi, mArk12, Qiu, soene, Romansp, dreamworld, againandagain, _Nathalie_, Babs_77 and 5 others like this

Remember that beautiful young actress every man dreamed of? The day she wanted to drawn herself because the douchebag she wanted didn't love her?But the moment before she jumped that bridge she thought: Wait a minute ...

That's it! That's chocolate! Saves our souls.

#chocolate

Babs_77, Lirpae.., zefrances, _Nathalie_ and kj55 like this

LADIES,

YOU HAVE ONE
WISH ONLY.

SO CHOOSE WISELY:

MR. GREY OR CHOCOLATE?

#chocolate, @dreamworld

Luenchen, fool, Babs_77, Lisagu88, Lirpae.., sohilsgandhi, againandagain, zefrances, stefan_noth, lovelife17 and 3 others like this

Been looking for M&M's when I found my lost sunglasses.

Life is much more complex than I would
have expected.

#chocolate, #M&M's

poeta, richjaybitch, Babs_77, soene, crystalD, Lirpae.., againandagain, _Nathalie_, Luenchen, guggigirl and 2 others like this

Habe M&M's gesucht
und dabei meine verloren geglaubte Sonnenbrille gefunden.

Das Leben ist komplexer, als ich dachte.

#chocolate, #M&M's

Babs_77, SimonLauper, Lirpae.., _Nathalie_, Luenchen, MeMyselfAnd..I, Romansp and Pesca like this

LESS INTERNET
MORE CABERNET

#Drink, #more, #Wine

xanthie, PenSword72, dnewman, hallowelt, ramoona, maritzebill, Babs_77, soene, againandagain, fruitgarden and 8 others like this

reposted by raffizh and dnewman

Sommer. Da weiss man,
was man verpasst hat.

#Sommer, #das, #wars

_Nathalie_, izzi, Babs_77, guggigirl, Loupi4614, beside, avant-garde and Luenchen like this

Ich liebe Läden mit der Aufschrift "Eintritt gratis!"

Es sind die Läden, die ich nicht mal betreten würde, wenn man mich dafür bezahlt.

ZoJ, Pesca, Loupi4614, Babs_77, musissy and Luenchen like this

Protection from what?

Zee Germans?

#quote, #snatch

richjaybitch, yanel, kj55, Babs_77, SimonLauper, bold and dAn like this

Do you know what "Nemesis" means?

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.

Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

#quote, #snatch

Lirpae.., kj55, bold and _Nathalie_ like this

Is this your
homework,
Larry?

#quote, #Big, #Lebowski

aehmpaeh, ramoona and kj55 like this

Hello, Ladies.

Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me.

Sadly, he isnt me.

#quote, #Old, #Spice

richjaybitch, Lirpae.., kj55, Babs_77, guggigirl, kolarg and _Nathalie_ like this

What the Fuck happened to you, man?

Your ass used to be beautiful.

#quote, #Jackie, #Brown

Lirpae.., Babs_77, kolarg, _Nathalie_ and kj55 like this

Shut the Fuck up, Donnie!

#quote, #big, #lebowski

aehmpaeh, kj55 and guggigirl like this

You see what happens when you fuck people in the ass?

#quote, #big, #lebowski

mjf, Lirpae.., Babs_77, bold, Roel and kj55 like this

Yes, London. You know: Fish, Chips, Cup 'o Tea, bad Food, worse Weather, Mary fucking Poppins!

#quote, #snatch

almereca, Babs_77, soene, _Nathalie_, stefan_noth and kj55 like this

Friday, the 13th

I'm up all night to get lucky.

#Friday, #13th

ChrisRota, xanthie, bold, Samwell, kj55, aoibh, puzzlii, Lisagu88, monoliz, Babs_77 and 13 others like this

reposted by levinsson

There's a city in my
mind come along
and take that ride,
Baby it's all right.

#Follow, @RamonaStewart, #and, @Tea, #to, #build, #Bold, #City

Babs_77, guggigirl, RamonaStewart, tweetybird and Luenchen like this

Oh, halt doch die Fresse! Dein "Bike" wurde nicht geklaut, der Stinkstuhl wurde einfach aus dem Verkehr gezogen.

#Dramaqueen, #Veloklau

Babs_77, stefan_noth, Julee98, guggigirl, Lirpae.., againandagain, Loupi4614, musissy and Luenchen like this

Die fetten Jahre sind
auch ganz schön in
die Jahre gekommen.

#Fertig, #lustig

mjf, bold, stefan_noth, yve74, 5011wireless, Babs_77 and aehmpaeh like this

reposted by seppowitch

Was diese Kosmetik
verspricht, ist doch
alles Vichy Waschi.

#Hohle, #Kosmetik, #Werbung

woernie, MeMyselfAnd..I, yve74, Lirpae.., Babs_77, musissy, juergmettler and mariechen_xo like this

#Live, #Life, #at, #your, #own, #Pace

HeyHeyWhatUp, ZoJ, Lirpae.., Qiu, yanel, avant-garde and Babs_77 like this

Lustig ist das Qaida-Leben, Scharia, Scharia, ho.

#Al, #Qaida, #Quatsch

5011wireless, ZoJ, Qiu, mir-jam and SimonLauper like this

Cara, cosa mi
succede stasera?
Ti guardo ed è come
la prima volta.

#Parole

mjf, guggigirl, Babs_77 and Luenchen like this

Schmier nem Deutschen Crema di Balsamico auf das Mettbrötchen und er wird jubeln:

»Mmh, schmeckt wie beim Italiener!

#sandwich, #Dieses, #mediterrane, #Getue

Babs_77, ZoJ, Lirpae.., Luenchen, juergmettler and stefan_noth like this

Wenn Kollegen hoffen, der Mist hätte sich während ihrem Urlaub erledigt.

Und dann taucht er am 1. Arbeitstag wieder auf wie eine Scheissleiche im Hudson River.

#Arbeitsmoral, #Kollegenschwein

Babs_77, ZoJ, Lirpae.. and Junomea like this

In Vino veritas und im Kirsch ischt auch etwas.

#Old, #Skool, #Sprüch

ZoJ, crystalD, Babs_77, guggigirl, musissy and shugi like this

Lieber dr Maage verrängge als im Wirt öbbis schängge.

#Old, #Skool, #Sprüche

digitus, ZoJ and guggigirl like this

Aber Heidschi Bumbeidschi bums, bums.

#Schlag, #den, #Schlager, #Heintje, #Schlaflied

ZoJ and musissy like this

S wärmscht Jäggli isch immer no e Cognäggli.

#Old, #Skool, #Sprüchli

LNbold, ZoJ, lechiffre, MeMyselfAnd..I, stefan_noth, laut, SimonLauper, againandagain, Pesca, guggigirl and 4 others like this

Wunden gibt es immer wieder, heute oder morgen können sie entstehn.

Wunden gibt es immer wieder, jucken sie und eitern, dann will das
keiner sehn.

#Schlag, #den, #Schlager, #Katja, #Ebstein, #Wunder

ZoJ likes this

Barbapapa, Barbamama, Barbabella, Barbaletta,
Barbarix,
Barbawum,
Barbabo,
Barbakus,
Barbalala,
Barbabold.

#Barbapapa, #and, #Barbamama, #got, #a, #new, #Barbababy

ZoJ, acmepost, 5011wireless, Babs_77, againandagain, avant-garde, guggigirl, musissy and MeMyselfAnd..I like this

Call it,
Friendo!

#friends, #no, #country, #for, #old, #men

stefan_noth, guggigirl, Luenchen and Babs_77 like this

ARE
FRIENDS
ELECTRIC?

#friends, #tubeway, #army, #gary, #numan

bold, Babs_77, lollip, guggigirl and Luenchen like this

Chi è
senza
peccato
non ha
vissuto
un cazzo!

miri_ke, zefrances, Babs_77, SimonLauper and DonSpaccafurnu like this

I never eat
CHOCOLATE
is great!

#twist, #and, #turn, #decisions

poeta, MeMyselfAnd..I, musissy, zefrances, Lirpae.., Babs_77 and SimonLauper like this

You are
the only
WOMAN
I love a
man now.

#twist, #and, #turn, #decisions

poeta, musissy, stargater, Roel, zefrances and Lirpae.. like this

I'm on
a new
DIET
never
works
for me.

#twist, #and, #turn, #decisions

poeta, MeMyselfAnd..I, musissy, Roel, Lirpae.., SimonLauper and Babs_77 like this

I go jogging
EVERYDAY
I get lazier.

#twist, #and, #turn, #decisions

poeta, leenaa, musissy, Roel, Lirpae.., SimonLauper and Babs_77 like this

I'm not
addicted to
BOLDOMATIC
is my life.

#twist, #and, #turn, #decisions

poeta, kj55, Roel, Lirpae.., SimonLauper, Babs_77 and musissy like this

Tonight I
will stay
away from
DRINKS
on me mates!

#twist, #and, #turn, #decisions

poeta, mjf, foreignG, Roel, Lirpae.., soene, SimonLauper, musissy and Babs_77 like this

I will never
ever leave
YOU
can keep
the cats.

#twist, #and, #turn, #decisions

poeta, foreignG, Lirpae.., hebdifescht, SimonLauper and Babs_77 like this

SONNENALLERGIE?

DU DEKADENTES SCHWEIN.

#Sonnenallergie

ZoJ, stargater and SimonLauper like this

IF A MAN DOES NOT KEEP PACE WITH HIS COMPANIONS, PERHAPS IT IS BECAUSE HE HEARS A DIFFERENT DRUMMER.

#Quote, #Henry, #David, #Thoreau

Babs_77, bold, Lirpae.. and zefrances like this

Germany's next
DRAMA QUEEN

#Idee, #für, #neue, #Betroffenheits-Shit, #TV, #Show

ZoJ, LoveFunApps, musissy, Babs_77 and Luenchen like this

«Dasch etz aber ned euchen Ärnscht?»

BOLDTASTIC?

«Das schtinkt!»

@Luenchen, #boldtastic, #pirate, #fake, #boldomatic

mir-jam, shugi, bold, aehmpaeh, beside, Lirpae.., yve74, ZoJ, Luenchen, Babs_77 and 1 other like this

•|•

«Dasch etz aber ned euchen Ärnscht?»

«Was esch los?»

«Dä schtinkt!»

#•|•, #Dramatic, #Porn, #Fail, #Swissfuckers

Lirpae.., yve74, ZoJ, Luenchen and Babs_77 like this

SPEAK
LOW
WHEN
YOU
SPEAK,
LOVE

#Favourite, #Lovesong, #Speak, #low, #Kurt, #Weill

poeta, Babs_77, Flash6387, guggigirl, beside, mynameisasal, stargater, aehmpaeh, sarcaSM and Lirpae.. like this

Ich glaub, ich hätte jetzt Lust auf ein

FICKI FACKI FRUCHTEIS!

#The, #Devil’s, #Rejects, #Movie

Lirpae.., Flockae, SimonLauper, ZoJ, Luenchen, musissy and Babs_77 like this

Komm schon ...,
das war doch keine Verkäuferin.

Das war ZoJ, der an der Bahnhofstrasse wieder seine Streiche spielt!

@ZoJ, #Täschligate, #Oprah

khajiit, fruitgarden, musissy, againandagain, stefan_noth, Lirpae.., A.M., Babs_77 and ZoJ like this

Von wegen, wir haben nur eine Erde! Stehe hier im Garten-Center.

Die haben: Rosenerde, Blumenerde, Teicherde, Zitruspflanzenerde, Universalerde, Graberde, Kakteenerde, Profierde ...

#Erde

yve74, clemens, mir-jam, Babs_77, A.M., fruitgarden, piepa, soene, feerilia, stefan_noth and 7 others like this

•|•

Musste feststellen, dass Pornos gar nicht echt sind.

Alles nur Ficktion.

#Porno

Romansp, LNbold, Vandala, khajiit, wismoo, fool, MeMyselfAnd..I, _Nathalie_, mariechen_xo, ZoJ and 7 others like this

reposted by Claudio

BANG WITH OLUFSEN

#Sex, #&, #Sound

perellano, Vandala, bold, fool, _Nathalie_, ZoJ, hebdifescht, Lirpae.., Roel, nano560 and 2 others like this

reposted by assdk

ROCK ME
AGAIN 'N'
AGAIN 'N'
AGAIN 'N'
AGAIN 'N'
AGAIN 'N'
AGAIN!

#Keep, #on, #rockin, #it

lechiffre, Babs_77, Luenchen and musissy like this

KILLING
THEM
SOFTLY

#DVD, #evening, #excited!

Lirpae.., SimonLauper and Babs_77 like this

Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!

I'm going definite deaf!

#Too, #much, #Blurred, #Lines

Lirpae.. and bold like this

Blurred Lines leads to Plugged Ears.

#Robin, #Thicke, #Blurred, #Lines, #Earworm

Jensele, jaykay, SimonLauper and Lirpae.. like this

+

Jamaican Girls dem nice, and the Switzerland Girls dem nice ...

#Bundesfeier

Lirpae.., Babs_77, Luenchen and _Nathalie_ like this

WIE DAS LAND, SO DAS JEVER.

(also flach)

#jever, #bier, #werbung

Junomea, Lirpae.., SimonLauper, ernstrose, A.M., Luenchen, aehmpaeh, ZoJ and mir-jam like this

Wenn das
die Lösung des Problems ist, will ich das Problem zurück!

#Probleme

niniel, Babs_77, nadjul, jaykay, stargater, ZoJ, hellioelo, aline, enigma, juergmettler and 8 others like this

If you watch Pretty Woman backwards it's about Richard Gere transforming Julia Roberts into a hooker.

#Pretty, #Woman, #backwards

jaykay, danitofinito, jakob13f, ernstrose, Chilidog, greeeg, naebitnae and Babs_77 like this

Mit
SCHIRM,
CHARME
und
MELONEN

#melon

Babs_77, ernstrose, izzi, aehmpaeh, ZoJ, bold, mariechen_xo, philosophicum, yve74, guggigirl and 1 other like this

#back, #from, #holidays

janem803, Flockae, lechiffre, ZoJ, philosophicum, guggigirl and Babs_77 like this

PIFF, PAFF, PUFF,
UND S GÄLD ISCH DUSS!

#Lebensweisheit, #Schwyzerdütsch

Babs_77, soene, _Nathalie_, pasquale85, Luenchen, musissy, guggigirl, ZoJ and yve74 like this

Y bi im Pfall in Pferie pfahre.

#Sommerferien

wismoo, SimonLauper, ZoJ, Romansp, _Nathalie_, Babs_77, Pesca and NowhereDom like this

Es war einer dieser Morgen, an denen er die Krawatte dreimal binden musste, bis die Längen stimmten.

#Martin, #Suter, #Allmen

stargater, aehmpaeh, fruitgarden, soene, seppowitch, SimonLauper, ZoJ and Luenchen like this

M

Ist halt schampar wichtig, dass man beim Poschten seinen VELOHELM anbehält.

Man könnte ja mit dem Wägeli stürzen!

#Einkaufen, #Idiotenlook

yve74, ZoJ, shugi, _Nathalie_, izzi, Romansp, A.M., sandy_396, Lirpae.., ludiluddha and 3 others like this

Ich mag ja total die Spassvögel, die mir nach einem Business-Meeting noch einen geistreichen Spruch mit auf den Weg geben.

Heute so: «Grüss die Hühner und Vögel gut!»

#Grosse, #Worte, #zum, #Abschied

mjf, aehmpaeh, yanel, Julee98, _Nathalie_, fruitgarden, ludiluddha, Luenchen, musissy, ZoJ and 1 other like this

O, die Stimme, die im Tram die Haltestellen ankündigt ist ja so süss!

Bin gleich zum Fahrer und hab ihm gesagt: «Wenn man Ihre schöne Stimme so hört, würde keiner vermuten, dass Sie so ein hässlicher Kerl sind!»

#Tram, #Durchsage

aehmpaeh, yanel, Julee98, _Nathalie_, barbaresco, ZoJ, Babs_77, emma-freitag, Lirpae.., fuechsin and 7 others like this

Bauer,
ledig,
sucht ...

Bauer,
verheiratet,
süchtig ...

#Bauer, #ledig, #sucht

SuperBauer, yanel, ZoJ, dAn, Babs_77, guggigirl, musissy, Lirpae.., Luenchen and mir-jam like this

STAY ON THE SCENE, LIKE A SLUT MACHINE!

#funky, #dancing, #slut

kristineel, amandaj, guggigirl, Luenchen, stefan_noth, Lirpae.., _Nathalie_, Babs_77 and A.M. like this

+

S isch äben e Mönsch uf Ärde, Simelibärg!
Und ds Vreneli ab em Guggisbärg und ds Simes Hans-Joggeli änet dem BOLD.

#Schwytzerdütsch

GabiGabler, guggigirl, shugi, musissy, sissy_and_bros, Junomea, Lirpae.., ZoJ, _Nathalie_, Luenchen and 1 other like this

Y O U R K I S S

SWEET AND
?DELICIOUS

#true, #love

aline, llomholt, jonesygirl80, acmepost, maritzebill, rochyronquillo, _Nathalie_, Luenchen, ZoJ, guggigirl and 1 other like this

Jäjä. Man braucht halt als Schweizer Fraueli schon robustes Schuhwerk, wenn man sommers in die Stadt geht, gell.

Am liebsten Herrenmodell.
Mit Klettverschlüssen.
Im scheiss Partnerlook!

#Bünzlifrauen, #Herrenschuhe

soene, fruitgarden, fool, guggigirl, _Nathalie_, ZoJ and Luenchen like this

#have, #a, #break

eulekauzig, UserOne, hanna1, campino, dor1316, PenSword72, Campo, juneocallagh, Ziya, poeta and 10 others like this

reposted by Awk, FrankFilocamo, FrankF, dixychick, Campo and Campo

#Bisexuality

locupleto, pierceddunder, dreamworld, wickedpyxxie, yanel, jonesygirl80, ZoJ, mir-jam, Luenchen, sissy_and_bros and 9 others like this

Better hit from the Bong then banged by her Dong

#oops, #tranny, #surprise

Ziya, ljcreative, eliane, jaykay, crystalD, lollip, mir-jam, Boldomatic, _Nathalie_, Babs_77 and 5 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, lolkeilaa and Jen82

#James, #Gandolfini, #is, #dead

_Nathalie_, ZoJ, mir-jam, guggigirl, Luenchen, hebdifescht, pasquale85 and DonSpaccafurnu like this

IN VINO
?VERITAS

#wine, #truth

seppowitch, _Nathalie_, yanel, ZoJ, pasquale85, poenky, naebitnae, Lirpae.., Flockae, Babs_77 and 3 others like this

Depending on
how you performed

»Baby, love me
one more time!«

Is one hell of a
compliment or a
massive complaint.

#love, #sex, #self-assessment

_Nathalie_, Babs_77, Luenchen, guggigirl, brody and Lirpae.. like this

Die Sonne macht geil und weil das so ist, scheint sie heut zum Beweis.

Seeed

#Sonne, #Seeed, #Aufstehn

yanel, khajiit, Lirpae.., Babs_77, izzi, guggigirl and againandagain like this

Du tust es doch auch:

Die Luft anhalten, wenn ein Möngi an dir vorbeigeht.

#paranoia

guggigirl, Lirpae.. and musissy like this

FLY LIKE AN EAGLE.

FUCK LIKE A RABBIT.

Reposted from Claudio

#boldshirt

Babs_77, ernstrose, mariechen_xo, juergmettler, prvts, naebitnae, Lirpae.., musissy, Luenchen, pasquale85 and 4 others like this

#shirt

Dr.Evil, Babs_77, mwmax, ZoJ, Lirpae.., SimonLauper, guggigirl and Luenchen like this

Is grá
liom Éire

#Love, #Ireland

Romansp and guggigirl like this

Elegance is not about
being noticed, it's about
being remembered.

Giorgio Armani

#armani, #style

zehrabozkurt, khajiit, rochyronquillo, Lirpae.., Babs_77, _Nathalie_, cococaro, guggigirl, marle, Akatrine and 1 other like this

SAY IT LOUD
I'M BOLD &
I'M PROUD

#proud, #bold, #bold'n'proud

aehmpaeh, JoiJetson, fool, izzi, MeMyselfAnd..I, musissy, _Nathalie_, cococaro, Lirpae.., Luenchen and 2 others like this

HOME IS
WHERE MY
BOLD IS.

#boldfamily, #bold, #island, #home

rochyronquillo, MeMyselfAnd..I, cococaro, ZoJ, DonSpaccafurnu, musissy, _Nathalie_, LoveFunApps, Lirpae.., crystalD and 3 others like this

reposted by dor1316

#umbertotozzi, #raf, #summerfeeling

ChrisRota, Dr.Evil, laut, juergmettler, ZoJ, Babs_77, Luenchen, yve74, Julee98, naebitnae and 8 others like this

reposted by naebitnae

YOU READY?
CLOSE YOUR EYES!

#surprise, #hug, #kiss, #love, #present, #c*mshot

janem803, raulbud, feliss24, mjf, morian, sweswiss, aehmpaeh, _Nathalie_, annabanan, guggigirl and 3 others like this

I heard it through
the bold line.

#bold, #news

guggigirl, _Nathalie_, againandagain, Babs_77, Lirpae.. and bold like this

FREE HUGS
4 BOLDERS

#boldfamily, #bolderisland

Dr.Evil, evasophia, guggigirl, musissy, ZoJ, Babs_77, fatasuir9, Lirpae.., bold, tweetybird and 3 others like this

#weekend, #randy

PenSword72, guggigirl, Lirpae.., bold and aehmpaeh like this

Automatische Abwesenheitsnotiz:

Dieser Bold wird nicht weitergeleitet. Es sei denn, jemand möchte ihn dringend reposten.

#like, #repost, #offline

Dr.Evil, ZoJ, dAn, musissy, Lirpae.., naebitnae, SimonLauper and _Nathalie_ like this

P A R E N T A L
A D V I S O R Y
your kids suck

#parents, #educate, #your, #kids

perellano, Ziya, ChrisRota, loryane, kj55, GaylrdSprFckr, PenSword72, tweetybird, wallifer, guggigirl and 5 others like this

reposted by GaylrdSprFckr, xanthie, scorpiogirl and ChrisRota

Der kurdische Kellner der morgens Begrüssung und Bestellungsfrage so naiv kombiniert:

Moorgee-Lattee?

#Latte, #macchiato

Dr.Evil, fuechsin, Babs_77, ZoJ, laut, stephan, _Nathalie_, Lirpae.., guggigirl and musissy like this

Ehm, grillieren.
Wie ging das nochmal?

#Endlich, #Sonne

Dr.Evil, laut, Lirpae.., _Nathalie_, musissy and Luenchen like this

CAN I
BUY
YOU?
TONITE?

#what's, #your, #price

Lirpae.., Babs_77, aehmpaeh, _Nathalie_ and guggigirl like this

SORRY
WHO
ARE
YOU?

#VIP

rochyronquillo, Lirpae.., Babs_77, _Nathalie_ and camimoune like this

Art | Basel
June 13-16, 2013

#be, #there

GaylrdSprFckr, Babs_77 and guggigirl like this

ARTY
FARTY
PARTY
PEOPLE

#art, #basel

bold, magicalwordsforyou, Babs_77, aehmpaeh and guggigirl like this

L'ART
POUR
L'ART
POUR
QUOI

#because, #art, #is, #an

poeta, GaylrdSprFckr, Babs_77, camimoune and cococaro like this

LOVE
ME
I'M AN
ARTIST

#adore, #art, #love, #the, #artist

JodieT, PenSword72, Blackjackuar, PueppiRazza, 2schaa, SourceBlack, poeta, donemanuel, pau_lee, GaylrdSprFckr and 6 others like this

reposted by SourceBlack

RIGHT
HERE
RIGHT
NOW

#live, #the, #moment

pau_lee, Lirpae.., Babs_77, aehmpaeh, annabanan, begrian and musissy like this

YKSI
KAKSI
DISKO
TANSI

#finnish, #disco, #dancing

_Nathalie_ and begrian like this

Got motivated by
a runners shirt in front of me:

• Over 50
• Overweight
• Diabetic
• In front of you!

#running, #lazyness

Linda89, Dr.Evil, yanel, _Nathalie_, Babs_77, guggigirl, Akatrine, 1276227, tweetybird, Lirpae.. and 3 others like this

I swear, I would clean your home naked if I win the nude contest!

I mean, if I were a social media whore.

#nude

Loupi4614, Dr.Evil, rigor_mortis, _Nathalie_, Babs_77, khajiit, stefan_noth, guggigirl, ernstrose, hemko and 5 others like this

Turn upside down

( . )
) (
( • )( • )

¡?p?? ?pnu ¡o????

#nude

beautiful, Gabbem, Chilidog, Dr.Evil, Luenchen, khajiit, naebitnae, philseven, aehmpaeh, ZoJ and 7 others like this

reposted by purplefury

STILL RAINING?
WONDERFUL.
LET'S KEEP UP
SEX NON STOP.

#.|.

SteveBob, PenSword72, Linda89, GaylrdSprFckr, Dr.Evil, kj55, casaper, camimoune, naebitnae, bold and 4 others like this

WE NEED
MORE COWBELL!

#Don't, #Fear, #the, #Reaper

rora, PenSword72, Dr.Evil, yve74, stefan_noth, Lirpae.., idunnowhoiam, DonSpaccafurnu, kj55, _Nathalie_ and 1 other like this

E vem aqui pra cá.

Porque eu quero te beijar na sua boca.

Que coisa louca!
Ai que boca gostosa!

#amor

Lirpae.. likes this

THIS MUST BE
UNDERWATER LOVE

O QUE QUE É ESSE
AMOR D'ÁGUA

#underwater, #love

Dr.Evil, shugi, aehmpaeh, Lirpae.., kj55 and guggigirl like this

Zum Bahnhof?

Ganz einfach: Schwimmen Sie bis
zur nächsten Kreuzung. Dann tauchen Sie die
Zweite rechts ab und paddeln links ans Ufer.

#Dauerregen

Dr.Evil, movi, _Nathalie_, soene, ZoJ, stefan_noth, Lieanne3, Babs_77, Lirpae.., SimonLauper and 9 others like this

#A, #Lighter, #Shade, #of, #Brown

kj55, Lieanne3, guggigirl and Lirpae.. like this

YOU ARE SO COOL THAT
I'M CALLING
YOU A CULO

#cool, #asshole

perellano, pau_lee, _Nathalie_, kj55, Lieanne3, Babs_77, cococaro, guggigirl, musissy and Lirpae.. like this

Flashback

When ever I smell hair spray I feel like my mom is leaving home.

#flashback

guggigirl, Lirpae.., hemko and fuechsin like this

I SEE SO MANY TEXT CRIMES THESE DAYS

PenSword72, pau_lee, begrian, guggigirl, wickedpyxxie, Lirpae.. and Akatrine like this

$\ / oo ? ? ? a bloody mary, please$

#thirsty, #moskito

Sunshine123, dor1316, bege, Dr.Evil, joel96, Lirpae.., yve74, cococaro, Babs_77, Akatrine and 7 others like this

reposted by Dr.Evil

Oh, shit! Dieser Bold ist nix, könnt ihr löschen.

Dr.Evil, ZoJ, guggigirl, stefan_noth, _Nathalie_, Luenchen, izzi, Roel, begrian, Lirpae.. and 1 other like this

$\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / [ ] [ [•] ] [ ] [ ] DON CLAUDIO$

#hello, #babygirl, #tellme, #allyour, #little, #sins, #and, #secrets

ChrisRota, poeta, Dr.Evil, ZoJ, izzi, 1276227, aehmpaeh, mir-jam, Akatrine, Lirpae.. and 7 others like this

reposted by Dr.Evil and purplefury

S E C R E T A G E N T

The soundtrack
for your stylish, mysterious,
boldomatic life.

somafm.com/secretagent

#secret, #somafm, #secretagent, #commercialfree, #internetradio

poeta, Lirpae.. and guggigirl like this

Call me tonight and tell
me your dirty little secret.

#secret

ZoJ, KELLEY, llomholt, Lirpae.., _Nathalie_, guggigirl, schoggithaler, Babs_77, LoveFunApps, musissy and 1 other like this

reposted by KELLEY

L'appetito è per lo stomaco quello che l'amore è per il cuore.

Gioacchino
Rossini

guggigirl, DonSpaccafurnu, begrian and Babs_77 like this

??? ??L? ??
??? ??????

#secret

yanel, Qiu, mArk12, ZoJ, Roel, Luenchen, guggigirl and musissy like this

BLACK HOLE SUN, WON'T YOU COME AND WASH AWAY THE RAIN?

poeta, poenky, _Nathalie_, stefan_noth, mwmax, begrian, Babs_77 and avant-garde like this

Why do shower curtains in Hotels always want to embrace me?

guggigirl, Babs_77, Roel and Ace like this

+

Eidgenossen:
An Eure Föne!

Wir pusten Stinke-Petrus das Hirn weg!

rschellenberg, guggigirl, mArk12, _Nathalie_, fool, Junomea, ernstrose, Lirpae.., ZoJ, Luenchen and 1 other like this

+

So: Heute Punkt 12 halten alle Schweizer ihren Fön aus dem Fenster. Wir schicken den Deutschen ihr Sauwetter zurück!

MeMyselfAnd..I, guggigirl, mArk12, Roel, _Nathalie_, feerilia, Lirpae.., shugi, NukeSkywalker, ZoJ and 6 others like this

Für wen war die Badende in der Fa Werbung die erste "nackte" Frau im TV?

Hand hoch!

mArk12, Lirpae.., A.M., Luenchen and ZoJ like this

Wenn Liebe nicht
die Antwort ist, ist
die Frage unwichtig.

#Liebe

Qiu, yanel, ZoJ, _Nathalie_, feerilia, jano, Romansp, guggigirl, Luenchen, musissy and 1 other like this

So, pretty please, with sugar on top: Clean the fucking car.

#pulpfiction, #thewolf

wickedpyxxie, Ace, yanel, annabanan, kj55, guggigirl and Lirpae.. like this

GET YOUR
SHIT DONE

wickedpyxxie, Ace, yanel, kj55, kkim, Roel, LoveFunApps, guggigirl, Lirpae.., zukunft and 1 other like this

Wake me
for meals

wickedpyxxie, pau_lee, Dr.Evil, yanel, ZoJ, kj55, fuechsin, DonSpaccafurnu, guggigirl, Lirpae.. and 3 others like this

rschellenberg, mArk12, Qiu, yanel, aehmpaeh, Luenchen, stefan_noth, ZoJ, Lirpae.. and ga_reb like this

Meine Reparaturstrategien:

• Anbrüllen
• Draufschlagen
• Sekundenkleber
• Reiben
• Auseinanderbauen
und dann
wegschmeissen.

mArk12, Qiu, aehmpaeh, againandagain, A.M., yanel, MeMyselfAnd..I, Luenchen, Lirpae.., yve74 and 2 others like this

IT'S NOT HOW BOLD YOU ARE.
IT'S HOW BOLD YOU WANT TO BE.

#press, #release, #bold

saira, Gabbem, Babs_77, PenSword72, _Nathalie_, izzi, mArk12, Akatrine, kj55, ernstrose and 6 others like this

reposted by kj55

I AM LOOKING
FOR FREIBIER
I HOB OLLWEIL
SO AN DURSCHT

Lirpae.., Julee98, sandy_396, guggigirl, ZoJ, _Nathalie_, aehmpaeh, musissy, pasquale85 and Junomea like this

Guess what, Martin Luther King, I had a fuckin' dream, too! I had a dream that I was in my living room. It wasn't my living room but it was, like, playing my living room in the dream. And I walked through to the backyard and there's a pool and as I'm diving in, there's a shark coming up from the water... with braces! So maybe you're not so fucking special! Martin Loser King!

•Sarah Silverman•

kj55, dixiedrama, Lirpae.., sarcaSM, guggigirl, nano560 and naebitnae like this

reposted by naebitnae

M I L A N O

time for some
REAL coffee

avant-garde, kj55, tweetybird, rieme-hans, Lirpae.., Luenchen, DonSpaccafurnu, laut, ZoJ, bold and 1 other like this

Die UBS sagt doch, sie werde nicht ruhen.

Warum hat dann der Sauladen heute zu?
He? He? Säg!

Faitytale, ZoJ, piepa, izzi, Lirpae.., jano, sakura88, guggigirl, A.M., _Nathalie_ and 7 others like this

Zeig mir mal eine Asiatin, die sich Deutsche Wörter in den Nacken tätowieren lässt.

firecat, Giu, tsukaki, campino, youngblood, xxrecovery, KnightofSIAL, DarkAngel, guggigirl, musissy and 13 others like this

Nikotinpflaster?

Kannst du vergessen.
Brennen schlecht und schmecken scheisse.

nano560, fool, ZoJ, kkim, Lirpae.., Akatrine, 5011wireless, SimonLauper, Luenchen and fruitgarden like this

? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ?
LEGO ? ? ?
BOLD ? ? ?

ChrisRota, ClaoWue, ZeepBella, madamem., PenSword72, FrankFilocamo, PueppiRazza, DygytAlice, Campo, UserOne and 50 others like this

reposted by naebitnae, dosoedie, Dr.Evil, darkunicorn24, swatchUSA, swatchUSA, FrankFilocamo, FrankF, Campo and FrankFilocamo

Das Wort zum Sonntag.

Lieber Gott,

wenn du mich lieb hättest, würdest du machen, dass morgen Freitag ist!

mjf, avant-garde, Lirpae.., Luenchen, laut, hemko, aehmpaeh, Julee98, guggigirl, yve74 and 5 others like this

CREDIT
now
DEBIT
wow

wickedpyxxie, naebitnae, Akatrine, thelemaquew, BJcore, yamin, hemko, izzi, _Nathalie_, Lirpae.. and 2 others like this

Pour un flirt
avec toi
je ferais
n'importe quoi

wickedpyxxie, Babs_77, thelemaquew, naebitnae, SimonLauper, izzi, _Nathalie_, Lirpae.., poenky, bold and 2 others like this

KNOWING ME
KNOWING YOU

HA HA HA HA!
GOOD ONE.

mjf, _Nathalie_, sandy_396, begrian, naebitnae, Lirpae.., kj55, Luenchen, yamin, dani2067 and 3 others like this

reposted by yamin

Rentner sind
der Renner:

Wenn sie mit ihrem Yykaufswägeli auf dem Veloweg gehen, statt auf dem Trottoir und dadurch den Verkehr verzögern als wären sie ein Schyssdräggziigli.

ZoJ, begrian, Lirpae.., dani2067, againandagain, guggigirl, lechiffre, Luenchen and naebitnae like this

Für Grosses das Plakat.
Für Geniales der Bold.

Babs_77, Lirpae.., yve74, naebitnae, stefan_noth, ernstrose, Luenchen, pasquale85, _Nathalie_, nano560 and 5 others like this

$Büroklammer. Was für ein dummes deutsches / \ Wort. / \ | / \ | Man klemmt | | | | damit ja kein | | | | Büro, sondern | | | | Papier. |___| Darum heisst es auf Englisch Paper Clip.$

michi26, Banause, creatorbeats, lenreh13, sandy_396, hemko, againandagain, izzi, lechiffre, guggigirl and 9 others like this

Rentner sind
der Renner:

Wenn sie keinen Plan haben, was da auf ihrer bedruckten Kleidung steht, z.B.: GHETTO GANG, RICH BITCH, SEXY MAMA oder gerne auch mal SPEED BOY.

naebitnae, lechiffre, Luenchen, little_hippie, ZoJ, cococaro, guggigirl and Akatrine like this

Rentner sind
der Renner:

Wenn Sie wie Bojen auf Schwimmbahn 1 ankern und auch noch schimpfen, wenn du deine Längen ziehst.

mjf, naebitnae, againandagain, ZoJ, hemko, ernstrose, begrian, Romansp, guggigirl, _Nathalie_ and 2 others like this

Rentner sind
der Renner:

Wenn sie im Tram voll die Panikattacke bekommen und die Fensterflügel zuknallen, als ob Nervengas eindringen könnte.

naebitnae, ZoJ, ernstrose, begrian, Romansp, fruitgarden, guggigirl, Luenchen and Lirpae.. like this

"Mayday! Mayday!
Can you hear us?"

"Hallo? Ziz is ze
german coast guard."

"We are sinking!
We're sinking!"

"Watts are you
thinking abouts?"

alkira_11, Lirpae.., fruitgarden, kj55, _Nathalie_, begrian, poenky and Luenchen like this

More idiots should
get a free upgrade.

They deserve to be stupid idiots.

allisonrae, simonjordan, musissy, fruitgarden, kj55, _Nathalie_, begrian, marcmueller, Lirpae.., hemko and 3 others like this

? ?
?
':::::::'

SILENCE!
I KILL YOU!

ChrisRota, Dead.Yeti, curvema, creatorbeats, dor1316, Vinyl, rktaylor74, tandasilva, cmejiap10, 2schaa and 53 others like this

reposted by naebitnae, guido, crystinh, hildasjstrm, lauraslyfe, Dr.Evil, gmy, naebitnae and schiffi

Wenn das Wetter so humorlos ist, erlaube ich mir halt einen Spass:

Morgen früh um 6 Uhr kratz ich mit der Schnee-schaufel über das Trottoir. Ich hör schon die Rollos hoch gehen!

emma-freitag, againandagain, Julee98, yanel, sandy_396, Lirpae.., ZoJ, soene, Akatrine, shugi and 7 others like this

______LA LINEA Badubadu

yanel, dani2067, stefan_noth, _Nathalie_, guggigirl, ZoJ, Lirpae.., Julee98, hemko and 5011wireless like this

?

Sunny
one so true,
I love you.

PenSword72, yanel, Akatrine, kj55, dani2067, _Nathalie_, guggigirl, Lirpae.., prvts, zeit_lupe and 4 others like this

Die Holländer mögen ja nette Menschen sein.

Aber egal was sie feiern – immer sehen sie aus, als wären sie auf einem Kindergeburtstag, bei dem irgendein Spassvogel eine Ladung LSD in der Limonade versenkt hat.

yanel, zeit_lupe, khajiit, guggigirl, Luenchen, _Nathalie_, izzi, ga_reb, shugi, mir-jam and 4 others like this

Danke, April, du kannst gehn. Das war gerade nicht sehr professionell.

Mai? Kommst du bitte auf die Bühne? Wir wollen Frühling und Sonne sehen, Wärme spüren – improvisiere!

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AERODYNAMICS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T BUILD ENGINES.

Enzo Ferrari

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? Red
Hot
Chili
Peppers

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?

First born Unicorn
Hard core Soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

?

kj55, A.M., hemko, Lirpae.., _Nathalie_, guggigirl and little_hippie like this

In meinem nächsten Leben werde ich Coiffeur.

Montag anstatt zu arbeiten, gemütlich legen und bürsten.

_Nathalie_, mArk12, yanel, Qiu, Flockae, ZoJ, jano, Luenchen and Lirpae.. like this

Montag,
die Vorhaut der Woche.

Wünschte, ich hätte einen afghanischen Onkel, der dieses Ding wegschneidet.

_Nathalie_, Qiu, guggigirl, ZoJ, DonSpaccafurnu, fruitgarden and Lirpae.. like this

•|•

Der nachfolgende Text ist für Jugendliche unter 18 ungeeignet, da er Begriffe enthält, die allgemein als jugendgefährdend gelten wie zum Beispiel:

Ficken, Arschloch, Titten, Schlampe ...

yve74, yanel, _Nathalie_, Luenchen, guggigirl, philseven, mazzzz1, soene, ZoJ, ernstrose and 1 other like this

Ein italienischer Kammerjäger, nach einem erfolgreichen Arbeitseinsatz:

«Schabe fertig!»

Akatrine, yanel, _Nathalie_, stefan_noth, Luenchen, guggigirl, fruitgarden, fuechsin, ZoJ, ernstrose and 4 others like this

P A N D O R A

[open]

Akatrine, kj55, dani2067, _Nathalie_, nano560, fuechsin, stephinity, ZoJ, ernstrose, mazzzz1 and 4 others like this

Leute, könnt ihr wenigstens sowas wie ein Kondom über euer Ding streifen, bevor ihr es beim Frühstück irgendwo reinsteckt?

Ich hasse Spuren vom Buttermesser in der Marmelade!!!

mjf, stephinity, Romansp, Pesca, Lirpae.., mazzzz1, Luenchen, jano, soene, llomholt and 6 others like this

?????????????

RZR

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reposted by naebitnae

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?

V E N D E T T A

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reposted by JoiJetson

It's not that usually positive thinking people wouldn't agree, be negative, pro anti or against it neither would they deny it generally but in this case ... it's NO WAY, sorry.

tatesheep15, kj55, _Nathalie_, Lirpae.., Luenchen and A.M. like this

? ? ? ? ?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ° o O

° LIFE AIN'T NOTHING o
BUT BUBBLES º ?
o O ? ? ? ? ?? ?
? ? ? ? O ? o ?
? ? ? ?? ? ?
? ? ? ° o O ?
? O ? ? ? ? ?

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reposted by naebitnae, Alexa, mArk12, Dr.Evil and mingyo

Kiss
from
a R?se

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Wer ist denn diese «Misses next Match»?

izzi, kj55, ZoJ, federica, sandy_396, ernstrose and begrian like this

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ChrisRota, InfluenceNoise, _Nathalie_, feerilia, dani2067, kj55, poenky, wallifer, MeMyselfAnd..I, Lirpae.. and 4 others like this

Nero's last tweet:

The Roof, the Roof, the Roof is on Fire.

#Burn Motherfucker

_Nathalie_, kj55, ZoJ, SimonLauper, begrian, tweetybird, elvisinio123 and guggigirl like this

James Dean's last tweet:

Love that empty highway.

#Porsche 550

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reposted by JMobileHite352

King Kong's last tweet:

I want to be a part of it.

#New York

JMobileHite352, _Nathalie_, Flockae, stefan_noth and Lirpae.. like this

reposted by JMobileHite352

Jesus' last tweet:

Hanging out with two buddies.

#Crucifixion

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Jesus' letzter Tweet:

Ich häng dann mal ab.

#Kreuzigung

_Nathalie_, stefan_noth, MeMyselfAnd..I, izzi, little_hippie and fruitgarden like this

Hitlers letzter Tweet:

Ich geb mir die Kugel. Und ich meine damit nicht Ferrero Rocher.

#Kapitulation

_Nathalie_, cococaro, stefan_noth, MeMyselfAnd..I, ZoJ, Lirpae.. and Lieanne3 like this

Wie heisst das Geschlechtsteil von Elefanten?

Dicktiergerät.

_Nathalie_, Flockae, stefan_noth, ZoJ, fruitgarden, jano, izzi, begrian, Lirpae.. and Luenchen like this

Wohin geht Pinocchio, wenn er erkältet ist?

Zum Holz-Nasen-Ohrenarzt.

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reposted by raffizh

Diese Ruhe täuscht:

ZoJ experimentiert bestimmt in seinem Geheimlabor am nächsten Bold, der uns alle weghaut!

_Nathalie_, Lirpae.., lechiffre, ZoJ, poenky, soene, jano, fruitgarden, NukeSkywalker, Luenchen and 1 other like this

Wenn du deine Gefühle beiseite geräumt hast, kannst du raus kommen.

Dann spielen wir was Schönes zusammen.

_Nathalie_, Simon952, Lirpae.., guggigirl, MeMyselfAnd..I, fruitgarden and Luenchen like this

DJ Antoine hat es so weit gebracht, dass man sein Gesicht irgendwo speziell verewigen sollte:

Auf Toilettenpapier zum Beispiel.

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®

Räuspertaste:
Doppelklicken, dann sprechen.

_Nathalie_, yanel, Pumuckel, fruitgarden, Luenchen and Lirpae.. like this

Egal ob der FCB gegen den FCB verliert.

Hauptsache der FCB schlägt Chelsea.

_Nathalie_, sandy_396, yanel, elliegirl13, yamin, ZoJ, A.M., Lirpae.. and Luenchen like this

reposted by yanel

soon our bolds will be all there is to tweet.

Katla, makalapua, kj55, Sven, _Nathalie_ and Lirpae.. like this

reposted by Katla

Slow Food
is
Soul Food

yanel, lechiffre, kj55, Junomea, 5011wireless, _Nathalie_, Lirpae.. and Luenchen like this

Sex Panther

60% of the time, it works every time.

lechiffre, kj55, izzi and Lirpae.. like this

«Möchten Sie lieber A,»

«B!»

_Nathalie_, Luenchen, izzi, Lirpae.. and guggigirl like this

Mankind has always dreamed to be like birds.

Look how fucking close
we got – we've learned
to tweet!

TrineSvensson, sera_la_dera, A.M., fruitgarden, Luenchen, naebitnae, Lirpae.., soene, begrian, MeMyselfAnd..I and 1 other like this

reposted by jbom03

Tweet different.

yanel, kj55, ZoJ, Lirpae.., guggigirl and Luenchen like this

In Dubio
Prosecco

DonSpaccafurnu, saira, mjf, makalapua, lechiffre, rieme-hans, begrian, Lirpae.., _Nathalie_, fuechsin and 7 others like this

reposted by carmencannelle and raffizh

The difference between tweet and bold?

Bolders are bold.
Tweeters are twits.

Boldomatic, wirzd, Lirpae.., _Nathalie_, pasquale85, kj55, Luenchen and guggigirl like this

But it wouldn't be nothing
without a woman or a girl.

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$/ \ \ / prev next x close [ ] slideshow$

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* * * * * *
* * * * *
* * * * * * * * * () () * * *
* * O.O * * * * * * * " * * *
* * " " * *
* * REEEALLY? * *

Reposted from Claudio

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$*\* * *|* */* **/* */* * * \* * \ /* * /_* *_/* * *| * * | _/* * * * * \ /* \ / || * // _ //_ SAKURA$

yanel, ernstrose, Lirpae.., ZoJ, kj55, mir-jam, pixtor, _Nathalie_ and claudia like this

Oh my God!
They killed Kenny!

You bastards!

aehmpaeh, tdigirl145, sera_la_dera, izzi, kj55 and nanne like this

HELLO

is it me you're looking for?

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reposted by yamin and yamin

"Bold of the Day"

New platform, on which we will repost a special daily Bold to give you that little laughter every day to make it through our busy world.

Reposted from anonymous

tdigirl145 and kj55 like this

Waking up in front of the TV thinking well, time to go to bed – when it's actually dawning and you realize you need to get your ass to work.

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Orientierungslos aufwachen und für Sekunden panisch alle Möglichkeiten durchdenken, wo man sich gerade befindet, um erleichtert festzustellen: Uff! Zuhause – in meinem eigenen Bett.

fruitgarden, Lirpae.., whiteganjaman, monoliz, ernstrose, soene, _Nathalie_, ga_reb, ZoJ, Junomea and 1 other like this

Küss mich mein Mädchen. So viel wie du kannst. Drück dich an mich.
So fest wie du kannst. Liebe mich mein Liebling. Als wärs das letzte Mal.

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LOVE
TO
LOVE
YOU
BABY

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reposted by ValeriaTouma

You are beautiful, no
matter what they say.

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reposted by ValeriaTouma

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Wo arbeitest du? Wo bist du zur Schule gegangen? In welcher Stadt wohnst du? Wo bist du aufgewachsen? Wie ist dein Beziehungsstatus?

Andere Frage, Facebook: Wann fickst du dich mal ins Knie?

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ChrisRota, madamem., ZeepBella, Zariem, Campo, Dead.Yeti, juneocallagh, dixychick, heidierdbeer, PenSword72 and 28 others like this

reposted by JoiJetson, hensch, FrankFilocamo, FrankF and Campo

?

catch me
if you can

Drakonan, CurrentNobody, MyM, kj55, monoliz, ZoJ, claudia, Sven, Lirpae.., Junomea and 7 others like this

Internet, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Boldomatic App. It's mission: to explore strange new words, to seek out new thoughts and new conceptions, to boldly go where no man has gone before.

littlethings, izzi, guggigirl, nano560, MeMyselfAnd..I, SimonLauper, Junomea, jonte, Lirpae.., begrian and 4 others like this

KEEP ON
KEEPIN' ON!

Akatrine, kj55, rsamuelsson, eveline, sweetdreams and guggigirl like this

WILD THING YOU MAKE
MY HEART SING

hemko, kj55, rsamuelsson, Lirpae.., crazypotaito, llomholt, _Nathalie_, Heppy, guggigirl, begrian and 2 others like this

So fed up with facebooks crude attempts to turn users into cash cows.

Wouldn't it be cool, if all users would post simultaineously: "FB we want five Dollars or we're out!"

kj55, guggigirl, MeMyselfAnd..I, Luenchen, begrian, sera_la_dera, DonSpaccafurnu, Junomea and Pumuckel like this

Fucking Italian people. How did we miss out on this? Fucking espresso, cappuccino.
We invented the shit and all these other cocksuckers are getting rich off it. And it's not just the money. It's a pride thing. All our food, pizza, calzone, buffalo mozzarella, olive oil. These fucks have nothing. They ate 'pootsie' before we gave them the gift of our cuisine. But this, this is the worst. This espresso shit.

naebitnae, ernstrose, SimonLauper, Lirpae.. and tweetybird like this

reposted by dor1316

Händers gseh!!!

ZoJ, soene and Luenchen like this

Gib mir den scheiss PS3 Controller!!!
Ich muss dem FCB helfen, verglemmi!

mjf, izzi, Lirpae.., lechiffre, _Nathalie_, ZoJ, claudia, begrian, Luenchen and musissy like this

Im Zug kommen mir immer die besten Ideen! Oder auf dem Klo! Oder beim Joggen! Oder unter der Dusche! Oder kurz vor dem Einschla – fuck! Jetzt ist sie weg.

begrian, guggigirl, fruitgarden, A.M., _Nathalie_, Lirpae.., soene, ZoJ, claudia, musissy and 2 others like this

Demnächst bei Thalia:

«Im Namen
des ZoJ!»

Die besten Bolds gebunden 29.90

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Liebe Mobiliar

Gerade als ich zu einem letzten Bold ansetzen wollte, kam der Boden schneller als erwartet auf uns zu. Zum Durchstarten reichte es nicht mehr. Und für eine sanfte Landung leider auch nicht.

hemko, adnazekan, feerilia, ZoJ, boni, musissy, fruitgarden, _Nathalie_, Claudio, MeMyselfAnd..I and 6 others like this

Liebe Mobiliar

Ich war gerade in einem Hoch mit bolden, als mich panische Schreie ablenkten. Leider bin darob so erschrocken, dass ich meinen Kran unabsichtich in die Glasfassade zirkelte.

izzi, sophiaostmann, ZoJ, soene, musissy, _Nathalie_, guggigirl and Luenchen like this

Liebe Mobiliar

Gerade als ich eine gute Idee für einen Bold hatte, fing meine Fritteuse Feuer. Geistesabwesend löschte ich mit Wasser. Was dann keine so gute Idee war.

ZoJ, soene, _Nathalie_, guggigirl, guido, claudia, jano and Luenchen like this

Liebe Mobiliar

Gerade als ich einschlafen wollte, viel mir noch ein genialer Bold ein. Aber beim Eintippen brachte mich das vordere Auto mit einem abruptem Bremsmanöver total ins Schleudern.

Pumuckel, ZoJ, soene, _Nathalie_, guggigirl, guido, claudia, jano, fruitgarden and Luenchen like this

Hello Ladies.

Look at your man.
Now back to me.
Now back at your man. Now back to me.

Sadly – he isn't me.

danitofinito, guggigirl, ernstrose, claudia, kj55, begrian, Lirpae.. and Luenchen like this

Youtube-Schweiz ist live. Freuen wir uns auf:

• 2 Girls 1 Cüpli
• Schwamedinge Shake
• Guggigirl Style
• Leave DJ Antoine alone
• Orange nervt
• Schoggi Räge

guggigirl, Claudio, mollielark, claudia, ZoJ, _Nathalie_, begrian, Luenchen, DonSpaccafurnu, Lirpae.. and 1 other like this

BOLDOMATIC FLASH MOB!

A.M. und ich stehen hier mit knatternden Kettensägen am Zürcher HB. Wo seid ihr alle, vertammi?!

JuliaGioia, A.M., lechiffre, musissy, Romansp, ZoJ, _Nathalie_, fruitgarden, nano560, sophiaostmann and 10 others like this

O
OMEGA

Einer craigt
sie umsonst.

ernstrose, ga_reb, lechiffre, Luenchen, ZoJ and schoggithaler like this

ONCE THEY
GO BLACK
THEY NEVER
COME BACK

natalyacardena, sophiaostmann, sarcaSM and kj55 like this

Heute mal was Leichtes zum Zmittag: Paar frische Bolds und ein Espresso.

musissy, _Nathalie_, SimonLauper, ZoJ, guggigirl, Luenchen, pasquale85, claudia and stefan_noth like this

ANGEBOT!
Nur für kurze Zeit

1x reposten =
3 Likes

pasquale85, guggigirl, ZoJ and Luenchen like this

reposted by Pumuckel

AKTION!
2 für 1

1 Kommentar = 2 Likes

sophiaostmann, _Nathalie_, kj55, pasquale85, stefan_noth, guggigirl, Luenchen and ZoJ like this

BON

für einen Like
oder Kommentar

melo, _Nathalie_, pasquale85, stefan_noth, Junomea, fuechsin, ZoJ, guggigirl, Luenchen, claudia and 3 others like this

SCHADE!

Du hast leider
nichts gewonnen.

_Nathalie_, stefan_noth, ga_reb, ZoJ, lechiffre, guggigirl, claudia, hemko and begrian like this

GUTSCHEIN
für einen Bold
nach Wahl.

_Nathalie_, stefan_noth, Junomea, ZoJ, guggigirl, er0d_, begrian, Luenchen and ga_reb like this

Liege bequem aufm Sofa.

Tatort läuft.

Hab meinen Mac aufm Schoss, Kopfhörer auf und das iPhone für frische Bolds in Griffnähe.

Bin ich froh, muss ich diesen Scheiss im TV nicht schauen!

mjf, sophiaostmann, ZoJ, jano, Lirpae.., Luenchen, claudia, begrian, musissy, _Nathalie_ and 1 other like this

Mom. Dad.

I have to tell you something.

I am addictet to FOOD PORN!

guggigirl, kj55, stefan_noth, tweetybird, begrian and idunnowhoiam like this

Verdammt, wer stupst mich hier an?

Ob ich zurückstupsen möchte?

Ich geb dir gleich stupsen!

Lirpae.., hemko, natalyacardena, stefan_noth, ernstrose, ZoJ, guggigirl and idunnowhoiam like this

$, , HO,OTERS /( )\ " "$

mjf, hemko, littlethings, Akatrine, alexfgarcia, stefan_noth, khajiit, ZoJ, lechiffre, Luenchen and 11 others like this

Spieglein, Spieglein an der Wand, wer hat die grössten Brüste im ganzen Land?

khajiit, Junomea, claudia, guggigirl, Lirpae.., ZoJ, piepa and wallifer like this

Wickie war in der Tat ein Mädchen.

Sie ist heute 46 und hat die grössten Brüste in ganz Flake.

sophiaostmann, Lirpae.., ZoJ, khajiit, stefan_noth, fruitgarden, claudia, lechiffre, guido and Junomea like this

Der menschliche Körper ist schon faszinierend.

Man kann es dir genau ansehen, dass du ein Arschloch bist.

ZoJ, stefan_noth, soene, Luenchen, noel_W, claudia, Lirpae.. and musissy like this

With all the girls in New Jersey. Ya had ta fuck this one?

Yeah, go ahead. Cry like a bitch.

WilliLanz, kj55, SaraRuid, stefan_noth, Lirpae.. and naebitnae like this

_________________________

OSS CRIME SCENE DO N
_________________________

kj55, stefan_noth, SimonLauper, Lirpae.. and naebitnae like this

Ich bi de Gianni.

Ich bi drüezwänzgi.

Ich bin en MAA!

Gsehnder das nööd?

guggigirl, oscaramren and mollielark like this

BYE, BYE, NIVEAU.

BIS MONTAG.

bulliho, kj55, begrian, _Nathalie_, ZoJ, jano, sera_la_dera, ernstrose, Lirpae.., bold and 4 others like this

Warum haben Frauen mit so Brüsten immer Männer mit solchen Bäuchen?

( . )( . ) ( . )( . )
) ( ( . )

izzi, yanel, satan, againandagain, tucktuck, mArk12, Qiu, sera_la_dera, jano, siwebi00 and 11 others like this

Wer Fleisch essen will, muss bereit sein, Tiere zu töten.

Ganz recht.

Und wer nur aus Genuss vögelt, ist ein Spermakiller.

catmilkempire, ZoJ, Lirpae.., lilymarlen, pasquale85, claudia and Sven like this

Wer holt den

( . )( . )
) . (

Brüste Cup?

pasquale85, kj55, lechiffre, claudia, Lirpae.., ZoJ, hebdifescht, Luenchen and Junomea like this

Bitte sag deinen Brüsten, sie sollen aufhören meine Augen anzustarren.

y0smalls, kolelo, chabangna, ZoJ, claudia, fruitgarden, Lirpae.. and musissy like this

Victoria's Secret?

Ihre Brüste!

sarcaSM, jano, Lirpae.. and ZoJ like this